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Since time first began, and huge explosions coupled with gravity to create planets such as our own, a single question has lingered on the lips of all creatures fortunate enough to have them. How can something be truly unplottable-impossible to map out and describe? The answer is, of course, that it can't be-and that's what we aim to prove on Unplottable, the podcast where impossible is proven, made fun of, and then made to feel so terrible about itself that it doesn't show up at school the n ...
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Episode 15 – The Last Jedi (ft. Sam)
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In this galactic episode, our heroes travel to a galaxy far, far away and learn from an old man on an island as we talk about the newest addition to the Star Wars franchise: The Last Jedi. Sam tries to learn where Snoke came from, Matt comes up with too many plot threads he can’t follow, and Edan just wants a chance to talk about the good bits. So …
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Episode 14 – Justice League (ft. Will)
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In this mess of an episode, our heroes rope in newcomer Will, as they need all the help they can get when tackling Justice League. Matt can’t stop looking up dumb facts on IMBD, Edan tackles Superman’s terrible story arc, and Will just wants to have a good DC movie. So get ready to listen to three guys get thoroughly upset, and join us as we take J…
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Episode 13 – Thor: Ragnarok (ft. Darcey)
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In this interstellar episode, our heroes journey to a intergalactic gladiator ring, fight the Incredible Hulk and take back Asgard as we talk Thor: Ragnarok. Darcey just wants good female characters (and characters to kiss), Matt keeps getting too far off-topic and Edan is just happy that he gets to talk about Norse mythology. So shave your hair, s…
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Episode 12 – The Good Place (Season One) (ft. Sam)
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In this divine installment, our heroes are faced with the moral dilemmas of an afterlife. Edan sets out the rules for our Good Places, Sam abuses Janet by forcing her to give him as many consoles as she can, and Matt almost spills his drink and ruins the recording. So lean back in your eternally comfortable chair and pick your flavour of frozen yog…
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Episode 11 – Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (ft. Sam)
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In this video game-inspired, crazily directed adventure, our heroes plug in their basses and get a life as they try to navigate one of Edgar Wright’s tricky but amazing movies. Matt can’t get over the subtle jokes, Edan thinks Scott is pretty rude, and Sam just wants to know what time the recording is at. So fights some evil exes, and grab some hum…
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Episode 10 – Steven Universe – Season 4 (ft. Tom)
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In the final episode of the four-part special on Steven Universe, our heroes sigh with relief as they get to stop talking about the same show, and imagine if they were fictional characters. Edan chooses the most plain character, Tom gets mad at Edan for stealing his choice, and Matt gets annoyed at how bad Teen Titans GO! is. So grab your choice po…
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Episode 9 – Steven Universe – Season 3 (ft. Tom)
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In the penultimate chapter of the four-part Steven Universe series, our heroes get further off track than ever before as we look at yet another season of this goddamn show. Tom forgets what season we’re talking about, Matt tries to eat his McDonalds super quietly, and Edan desperately searches for an episode list. They say the third time’s the char…
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Episode 8 – Steven Universe – Season 2 (ft. Tom)
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In another daring episode, our heroes find themselves once again deep in the mysteries of Steven Universe, this time wondering why gems exist, how they exist, and just have a good time eating potato chips. Tom still doesn’t know how Steven dies, Matt asks too many questions they can’t answer, and Edan just can’t get comfortable. So get ready to exp…
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Episode 7 – Steven Universe – Season 1 (ft. Tom)
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In this BRAND NEW episode, our heroes triumphantly from development hell, and jump back into the action with a four-part series focused on each season of Steven Universe, the popular (gay) cartoon! Matt returns with his theories and love of character development, Edan wishes there was an easy answer to all his questions, and newcomer Tom just wants…
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Episode 6 – The Last Airbender (ft. Sam & Ryan)
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We’re back! In this unnecessarily long episode, Matt doesn’t appear, Edan peaks the microphone, Sam can’t shut up about the bingo board and Ryan talks a lot, as we whine about possibly the least faithful movie to every grace our screens, The Last Airbender. So get on your air bison, bend some elements, and maybe turn your volume down, because we re…
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Episode 5 – Sonic the Hedgehog (1999) (ft. Sam)
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In this speedy mess of an episode, our heroes revisit some childhoods, and watch the animated Sonic the Hedgehog movie from the 1990s. We laugh and stumble our way through the plot as Edan does bad impressions of characters, Sam tries to bring a new bingo segment to the podcast, and Matt tries his best to shut up every noise he can. So join us, as …
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In this mutant-filled episode, our heroes meet up with Graidy (again), because their creative process is dying like Wolverine’s healing powers. We discuss all things adamantium, talk about mutants getting dementia, and all in all, wonder why we’re doing this recording so late, and not sleeping instead. So join as we step away from the Unplottable a…
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Episode 3 – Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief/ What Did We Think of Logan Before Watching it? (ft. Josh & Graidy)
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In this mythical episode, our heores rejoin with Josh and Graidy to look at Rick Riordan’s book series (in movie form): Percy Jackson, and briefly wonder what Logan will be like. We improve our audio, create a excessively long title for the episode, fail to decide whether this episode is about Percy Jackson or Wolverine, and yell at Edan for knowin…
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Episode 2 – Dragon Ball Evolution (ft. Graidy)
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In this out-of-this-world episode, Matt, Edan and newcomer Graidy look at Dragon Ball Evolution, the most horrifying anime live action adaptation yet. We argue how much this movie follow comic lore, get annoyed at the Swiss Army Kamehameha, and wonder why Piccolo has a magic space plane whilst asking: Is Dragon Ball Evolution truly Unplottable? Enj…
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In the thrilling first episode. our heroes sigh exasperatedly and take a look at Michael Bay’s take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which in turn leads to worrying about turtle body parts, ponder where the pizza comes from and get distracted by cheese websites. So have a listen, and endure with your hosts Matt and Edan, and their guest Josh, a…
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