Guess who's back... Back again... ...with a special guest!!!! Yep, this is a very special episode as the story has been written by We Write Sex Super-Fan, Amanda! Like the previous special, it takes the form of a play and we all have a part to read. We hoped bringing in a new scribe would make it more sexy. Spoilers: It doesn't. Hope you enjoy…

We're back with a one off special! Why is it so special? Well, we decided to try something a little different. This episode does not feature the usual story read-aloud by one of the gang. Instead, Rob has written an erotic radio play with parts for everyone. Don't worry - it still contains the usual sordid amount of sex, filth and filthy sex. Enjoy…

This is it, the grand finally of the epic saga known as The Sexy Box. Let us tell you this upfront: you're in for a hell of a treat!As usual, the hosts discuss a few odd things other than the story itself. This week expect to hear our musings on whether the Thomas the Tank Engine theme is appropriate sex music and how many micro-penises the average…

Mei Mei has gone all out for her final time with the quill for this season and given us an outright epic. We won't spoil the actual story for you but amongst our usual mad babblings we discuss which actors would play the characters in a movie adaptation, Rob shares an early memory about owl pellets of all things, and the group speculates on the his…

If you thought Laura's instalment last week was mad, wait to you hear what she has in store for the concluding part! You may wish to cover your ears, because she tries to introduce another accent. We learn what Pleasure Cottage had to do with the main story, LG makes her long awaited return and it emerges what dilemmas twins can truly cause.…

Warning! This week's chapter is absolutely bonkers. You may even wonder if it is part of the same book!We should point out that any similarity to a popular kids TV from the early 90s is entirely coincidental. (At least thats what Laura says)Enjoy!

Rik concludes his chapter with a history lesson based on actual events. We'll leave it to you to work out fact from fiction!You can expect lots of talk on whether watching porn on a train is appropriate, yet more ramblings about soap (we're sorry) and the story ends with an absolute bombshell that you will NEVER see coming!…

This week, we spend far too much time discussing the Secret World of Alex Mack before Rik finally gets on with his second chapter. As you can see from the title, its another two-parter! Story-wise, we get to hear a little more about the history of the sexy box courtesy of Eva.Warning: you may not wish to listen if you have an affinity with Hamsters…

Rob concludes his chapter in one of the most peculiar, unsexy, but hillarious ways imaginable. If your a fan of inaccurate history and awkward nudity, you will love this.

In Rob's latest chapter, he whisks Byron off to another European location where he meets up with an old friend with a potty mouth. But things soon turn ugly and what ensues is possibly the most unlikely hostage negotiation ever put to paper. Rob also gives us a whole host of new words for breasts, a variety of mad accents, and Mei Mei shows a sligh…

In Mei Mei's first chapter this season, she gives us more details about the bad guys. We also discuss necrophilia (as you do...), twin dong size and we hear an absolutely classic Laura-story!

Hold on to your hats, lock up your daughters, and brace yourselves - it's Laura's turn to dazzle you with her smutty writing. We learn about Byron's perverted past and we even meet the lady in his life!

This week on We Write Sex its the return of Rik to the writer's chair. Don't worry, he has not lost his knack for cringe-inducing storytelling. We also use the latest in pulse-taking technology to see if his erotic literature makes our hearts race faster. Spoiler Alert: It doesnt!

We're back!!!!That's right, Rob, Laura, Mei Mei and Rik have got another smutty tale to share with the world! We're so sorry! What can you expect from episode one? Love Nubbins, a lumberjack, Laura's lipstick that is disguised as a dildo, and we also try our hardest to get some free products by mentioning as many brands as we can. Did it work? You'…

We're back for a one-off christmas special and believe it or not, we've all written a chapter simultaneously!We are joined by a special guest who treats us to an impromptu song, Rik samples the delights of VR porn and all of your favourite charcters are back, more brazen then ever before!We hope you enjoy this festive offering. Merry Christmas!…

Its all over! Queue tears, lighting of candles and midnight vigils. In the final episode of series 1, we talk about the whole epic story, we reveal the title of the book and keep listening after the end music for the story's epilogue.We'd like to thank all of you for listening each week. It's been a crazy ride filled with so much laughter. We'll be…

Our epic story concludes today! Mei Mei has wrapped up all loose threads and plot holes, sticking it all together like something in one of Daniel's pocket hankerchiefs. We very much hope you enjoy it! We're all very proud of what we have achieved.

Ahead of Mei Mei's final chapter next week, we've had ourselves a mega-fun-quiz! Think you know the crazy goings on at Turner Finch? Think you know more than us? (Its not hard!) Then play along and send us your scores! Once again - don't forget next week is the FINAL chapter of series 1! It is set to be un-missable!…

Mild spolier alert! At the end of this episode we ask the question that everybody will surely be thinking - Is Laura the new Shakespeare!? That's right, she has skillfully managed to build upon so many hanging plot threads and set up a mouth-watering final chapter from Mei Mei. This episode is NOT to be missed!…

Warning! This episode contains Clam Chowder! You've been warned! Story-wise - just when you thought the story was wrapping up, Rik throws in some massive new curve balls (and a few more dodgy accents). So sit down, relax and enjoy. You could even treat yourself to a ball-cuzi. Happy listening!

Rik's final chapter has again been split into two parts! There is simply too much story to be crammed into one episode. The events following the ambush by the Goldalming doggers are revealed, Mei Mei shares an unfortunate hot-tub story, and Tom decides to investigate his foster parent's bedroom! Intrigued? You should be!…

Today's episode is definitely for adults only. Sadly, there is no new chapter in the Turner-Finch-verse. Instead, Rob invites the others to play a sexual version of Balderdash. Things go downhill fast...

It's the concluding part of Rob's mysterious chapter. Will Natalia engage in watersports with Rebecca as instructed to do so by Nicole? Will she go through with her darstadly plot to kill Daniel? More importantly - What on earth is Faye's secret!? All will be revealed this week and you won't be dissapointed!…

Faye's Secret is such an eventful chapter that it has to be split into two parts! Find out how the world of Turner Finch is coping after the horrific events of last week. As always, it contains sex, filth and filthy sex. Enjoy!

Mei Mei returns with a vengence, delivering a chapter so fiendishly constructed that your head will struggle to keep up! Is the investigation over? Are Faye and Clive's nights of fun at the local copse coming to an end? Expect twists galore as well as a hippo's yawn, some bunting and a mystery card.

The drunken shenanigans continue as we take a look back over Laura's chapter. Amongst the usual waffle, we express our views on Emily and Daniel's club toilet rendezvous, Faye and Clive's midnight adventures as well as our favourite new character - Dick Felt. Enjoy.

This episode was recorded under the influence of copious amounts of booze. Expect much more slurring, swearing and snorting than normal. Laura's second chapter delving deeper into the world of Turner-Finch might be the greatest yet. Look out for the Peacock brothers, nightclub shenanigans and a perverted fox!…

Yet again, we appologise for no new chapter this week. Instead, Rob presents a special omnibus episode where he reads you the entire juicy story so far - a perfect way to catch up if you've missed anything. So, relax and enjoy, things are about to get a little sexy...