Ruff Cuts - Good Boys in Bad Movies - Friends Boyks and Ilyon sit down to rate the best dogs in the worst movies, so you don’t have to.
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Jut Monroe, undercover dog cop, here to prevent a $30 million theft of Nigerian email money from the CIA computer banks. Now that's EZ money.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 191 - Boyks' Upturned Rake Emporium
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It's a double feature of bad cartoon knock-offs, from a PS2 game cartoon movie to Japanese fake Disney animation, check out the garden of horrid delights Boyks has trapped Ilyon with this week.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 190 - Underworld: Blood Wars
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Good boys Boyks and Ilyon bite into a new dog series with Underworld. The world is at war again, werewolves, vampires, twinks and Skrillex war in the streets. Can Kate Beckinsale wear tight enough pants to take them all down?By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 189 - Dragon Ball Evolution
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We're 'Geeko'ing out about more live action Dragon Ball action. We cover all the pulse-pounding, chi-blasting, head sliding action as Goku meets the Great Gazoo and stops the apocalypse monkey. Dragon Ball!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Ilyon and Boyks rediscover the magic of Akira Toriyama by looking at the live action adaptation of Dragon Ball! Ilyon's pretty sure the president is a dog and that should count, so we'll see how far the adaptation strays from the sourceBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Back from a very short work and injury hiatus, it's another episode of lost media! Boyks dug up another 70s made for TV movie special! You're Trapped in here with us and the dogsBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 186 - Sci-fi Hot Dog Gun (Nickelodeon's Rufus)
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Magic amulets, dog people, hot dog guns and (of course) a healthy dose of bare feet. Now that's a dog movie!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 185 - Feeding Mr Baldwin Presented By Devolver Digital
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Ilyon and Boyks return for another dark comedy about feeding bodies to dogs - how does this keep happening?By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 184 - The Return of Kobuddy (Shaggy Dog 3)
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Wilby Daniels returns with brother Moochie to commit dog crimes, shoot commercials, practice law, and get married. Guest host Kobuddy returns for the non-Tim Allen Shaggy Dog made for TV movie; The Return of the Shaggy Dog!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to honour the life of big banker, embezzler, and landlord Wishbone, Boyks' old favourite, who we now must unfortunately ENDBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Kuvo joins our hosts this week for the return of Robo-dog. Robo-dog's death and reanimation as a new entity - Mr. Sparky - raises serious ethical and philosophical implications. Do our memories define who we are? Can a machine have a soul? Do you think the kids dad just gets them every second weekend, or...? Find out the answer to at least one of t…
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Episode 181 - Dr. Chuckles and the Case of the Too Long Name
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Join us this week in Roblox for Secret Agent Dingledorf and His Trusty Dog Splat: The Case of the Giggle Geeks. What an easy name to market off of. Why not just use the fake name used in this Christian children's movie? Clowns Gone Wild? Jesus ChristBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Merry Christmas! I know you asked for dog adventures with the Dogateers Timmy, but how would you like a Christmas movie with Dean Cain instead???? You were a bad kid, Timmy.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Special guest and Hokuto No Ken enjoyer Tie tuesday joins us for the 1995 live action adaptation. Why is Chris Penn here? Where is Ken's wife? Are we already dead? Is Jackal the best boy, or whippit Nosferatu? Time to find out!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 178 - The Boy, the Dog and the Clown
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And the incredibly confused podcast. We learn the lifecycle of clowns, how to prevent a heart attack (downing a full bottle of pills), what a snipe looks like, and absolutely nothing about a dog. How does this keep happening? Put a dog in your dog movies!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Boyks dredges up a VHS tape from the depths of Disney hell and straps Ilyon down to learn the lore of the mysterious sixth Airbuddy. Get ready buddyheads, for the not-at-all exciting answer.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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There's no bunny, no puppy, and forget about Easter. It's another David DeCouteau masterpiece!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 175 - Nice Try, But R.A.D.A.R. Is A Mary Sue
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Boyks and Ilyon stumble across pirate gold sapphires dollar store glass beads in the form of R.A.D.A.R. the bionic dog. Pirates, cyborgs, mad scientists, and corrupt mayors abound and somehow it's all unwatchable. Time to walk the plank.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 174 - The American Dream (Furry Fortune)
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Ilyon's back from vacation and it's a wild ride, as this week we plunge the dark depths of the American dream and try to get to the bottom of who's scamming who. Boyks fills up his corkboard to try to find the key to money laundering, and a little girl searches for the American Dream - time with family (spelled: M-O-N-E-Y…
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Episode 173 - A Different Kind Of Robot Dog
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Today, the boys look at Rottweiler, a Terminator-inspired Breaking Benjamin-ass hardcore exploitation movie. It's ruff alright.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 172 - Ace JR Ventura JR Pet Jr Detective Jr 3: The Squeakquel
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Jim Carrey carries his career out of the way of made-for-TV Ace Ventura 3, leaving it in the capable hands of the voice of Air Buddy Budderball. Get your Hawaiian shirts and pompadours ready to kick some cops, race some heelys, and fart to save the animals.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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He's the maaaaaaaaaaaaaan! But not a dog - Boyks shares a classic B-movie with co-host Ilyon anyway. So download this to your DAMN TALKING BOX and enjoyBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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A sensitive, powerful, Christian take on a single-parent home, torn apart by war and the one big jackass that farts his way into their hearts; Kevin Sorbo.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 169 - Styx Beer, Football, and HELL COP (Highway To Hell)
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Down the most toxic beer you can find, turn on the nitrous in your car, find a dog, and punch a cop in his sunglasses - it's Highway to HellBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 168 - Can I Sniff Your Dog? (Sox)
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Please? Pleeeeeaase? Just a whiff? A little treat? C'mon. Welcome to wholesome Christian family movies, starring Jesus' 13th psychic immortal dog apostle.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 167 - Unreal Asset Store Presents: Dog Town 3
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Boyks and Ilyon stumble on a pit as dark as the depths of Uranus!! (canned laughter). FamilyEntertainment.tv AKA - WowNow, Doc TV, Pup TV, Dream Machine Animation, Toe Jamz, and Brainy Pants presents a steaming pile of shit generated in an afternoon specifically to trick parents into accidentally buying it. Please don't give them money and fame and…
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Episode 166 -Another Pup Star (World Tour)
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Hey look it's the second Pup Star movie! Hold on, I'm being handed a note... OH FUCK, THIS IS THE FOURTH??? THEY MADE FOUR?By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 165 - Cybermutt (WhoAoAoooo)
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It's a classic tale of man meets dog, man kills dog, man cyberizes dog, man hooks up with dog's mom! Welcome to Ruff CutsBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Special guest Kobuddy joins us for a Christmas special! Boyks received the gift of a DVD monster dog; a movie that has been removed everywhere else we looked. We get to find out if it's a Christmas miracle or a real monster mutt.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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The boys are haunted by a spirit of Christmas past, when the director of Santa's Summer Home returns with Christmas Spirit; the story of an Eldritch Christmas Milf and her B&E expert. Strap in.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 162 - Be Your Own Hollywood! (A Dog For Christmas/Christmas Staycation)
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Would you like to business film business to maximize your earning potential? We can hook you up with a distributor and Richard Karn so you can repackage your bad family dog movie into a worse "adult-themed" Christmas "comedy". Time to business.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 161 - Merry Pissmas to All! (Golden Winter)
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It's that most wonderful time of the year! When Ilyon forgets to look at the production company for the second week in a row and we're forced to watch an Asylum film about dogs pissin' Happy holidays to all who celebrate!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 160 - BuzzFeed Films Presents Puppy Love
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Boyks detoxes Ilyon from League of Legends Worlds through negative reinforcement with a monstrous nightmare of a Buzzfeed studios film based on their Purina Puppy Chow ad campaignBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 159 - They Didn’t Even Pin The Bear!
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Guest special Scooby expert TheJewker returns for the WWE Scooby special movie. Will The Bonebender bend bones? How awesome *is* The Miz? Will anyone see John Cena? Find out!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 158 - Once Upon A Time In The West - Cinderella(???)
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The fairy tale classic comes back, now with 50% more spitting, cowpokes, anthropomorphic animals, hips, racism, unfortunate dentistry, and smoooooooooooooothness.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 157 - Halloween Spooktacular 2023
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It's time for spooky night and we have an extra scary surprise movie for everyone - including Ilyon.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 156 - The Bisexual Agenda (Van Helsing)
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We convene our panel of experts, with special guest Devious Vacuum to discuss bicon 2004 film, Van Helsing. Is he a good boy? Why is his hair so luscious? Find out!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Epsiode 155 - The Werewolf Break (The Beast Must Die!)
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Are you ready for the werewolf break? Guess which of our podcasters is a werewolf in the Werewolf Break! (Please keep your pencils ready and take notes. This is a test)By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 154 - Spay and Neuter Your Wolfmen (The Monster Squad)
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The spookiest season is upon us! Canadian Thanksgiving! We welcome in the whole family; The Black Lagoon creature, Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and the good boy Wolfman.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 153 - See Spot Run (Away From The Movie)
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Enjoy episode 153 - See Spot Run, with a talented cast of actors like Steve Schirripa (The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), Michael Clarke Duncan (Green Mile) and... David Arquette (Hamlet 2) we're sure to get a good one... Right? R-right?By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 152 - Against The Wild 2: Survive The Serengeti
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Boyks and Ilyon find and explore another film from writer/director/editor Richard Boddington (Dogfather (2010)). It's Against The Wild 2 - The only Canadian film of 2016 to get an American theatrical release.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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"Jesus Christ, it's like a fucking dog movie in here" - Will Forte, Strays-manBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 150 - El Santo and Blue Demon vs Dracula and Wolfman
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Special guest TheJewker joins us for a special 150 celebration episode where we dive into the deep world of renowned luchador El Santo and his intense tag team cage match rivalry with every Universal classic monster. Discover all that you need about Satan, suplexes, and the evil Dr. Eric and his quest for Dracula's gold.…
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Episode 149 - Trooper and the Legend of the Golden Key
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Dogs, cops, and millennials on cell phones. It's a family dog film!By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Jack Black gets NASTY in the land of infinite Jar-Jar Binks'. Strap in, find a toilet and mail yourself home - it's Neverending Story... 3. Falkor is a dog, btwBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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In space, no one can hear you scream (with joy, because you just found five puppies)By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 146 - High Noon at Mega Mountain
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The worstest of boys, Ernest, and special guest Kobuddy stop by to check in on a bunch of pre-pubescent ninjas and their Big Dawg friends.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 145 - The Company of Wolves
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Special guest Evil Urchin joins us for OM NOM NOM, THIS WHOLE WOLF TASTES GREATBy Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 144 - Josh Kirby... Time Warrior: The Human Pets
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A vivid 90s childhood romp through time and space with dinosaur knights, mutant spiders, crop top troll babies, and a character twist we did not see coming.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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Episode 143 - AV Club Dog Crime Division (The Daring Dobermans)
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Dog AV Club finds a gang of Doberman crime bosses and an 8 year old mastermind.By Cameron Aldous and Derek Boyko
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