Love love love love love! Russ and Jared can't get enough of the stuff! That's why they're heading back to the land of rom coms to bring you Love Again (2023), starring Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Sam Heughan, Céline Dion (yes, really), Sofia Barclay, Russell Tovey, Lydia West, and Nick Jonas (for two minutes). Is this movie going to be exactly like P.S…

The zomboys are back, baby! Russ and Jared are careening through part 2 now that the movie has ditched horror in favor of pure comedy. The guys are finishing up Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017), starring Sophie Skelton, Jeff Gum, Johnathon Schaech, Marcus Vanco, Lillian Blankenship, Ulyana Chan, Mark Rhino Smith, and Shari Watson. Half of this epi…

Grrraaahhh... Braaaains! This week, Russ and Jared are feasting on Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017), starring Sophie Skelton, Jeff Gum, Johnathon Schaech, Marcus Vanco, Lillian Blankenship, Ulyana Chan, Mark Rhino Smith, and Shari Watson. Groooan... So much gnarly guts and mindless mayhem. The guys gnash their teeth over plot holes, eat up the ter…

If you've been craving a classic ITMT double colon title (it's been a few weeks), you're in luck! Russ and Jared are getting back to the gore with this cursed George Romero remake, Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017), starring Sophie Skelton, Jeff Gum, Johnathon Schaech, Marcus Vanco, Lillian Blankenship, Ulyana Chan, Mark Rhino Smith, Shari Watson, …

We last left Russ and Jared discussing the walk-and-talk in the rain with our hero and the lady from The Facts of Life and things were getting serious. The guys are wrapping up A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for random violin facts and lots of…

What's a nice person like you doing with a podcast like this? Listening to Russ and Jared break down terrible movies every week, no doubt! The guys are playing not-so-nice with A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, …

Russ and Jared are back with a new trailer and right at home in romantic comedy territory! The guys are talking about A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for a sexy good time (you'll see), and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next …

When we left Russ and Jared, they were discussing the "laundry list" of tools that our hero needs in order to do surgery on John (drill). Time for the guys to conclude Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. Tune in for plenty more torture facts…

Open up the Book of Saw and it turns out there's a lot of subpar stories to share. Russ and Jared are diving headfirst into a pit of needles with this listener request for Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. The guys are ranking traps, shari…

Never say we've never done anything for you, our beloved listeners! Russ and Jared are back this week with a VERY SPECIAL FAN REQUEST! Big shout out to Ciara for making us do Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. Are the boys going to be a cou…

Part 2 plus part 2 equals 4. Divide by 2 again to get to 2 happy podcasters! Russ and Jared aren't happy about the movie really, but rather the joy of talking about what enemy-of-the-pod, Zack Snyder, should have done differently. The guys are wrapping up Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel …

Come for the wildly long and unclearly punctuated titles, stay for the buddy banter you can't just find on any other dozens of podcasts! Russ and Jared are rebelling against logic and watching the sequel to one of their most-hated movies from last year. It's time for Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Houns…

Dark days indeed! Russ and Jared are revisiting one of their favorite franchises... Star Wars! Just kidding, it's the Star Wars ripoff universe of Rebel Moon as they dive into the sequel, Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Ed Skrein, Bae Doona, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, Elise Duf…

Russ and Jared are on fire! Not baking in the Texas sun fortunately, but on fire with the jokes. If you like to be entertained, this part 2 is for you. The guys are making a deal with the devil to finish Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carmen Ejogo, Appy Pratt, Theo Rossi, Emma Greenwell, Debrianna Mansini, Bruce Davis, and Joy Jacobson. Tune in to fi…

Do you like "unthinkable" deals with the devil? Or like medium unthinkable? Actually pretty thinkable if you think about it... Regardless of what you think you're thinking about in terms of unthinkableness (unthinkablosity?), Russ and Jared are here to do your thinking for you and give you plenty of random Texas facts while they do it! The guys are…

What's that sound? Must be the pile of babies nearby playing with rattles... Or... It's a snake! Russ and Jared are slithering through the trailer for Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carmen Ejogo, Appy Pratt, Theo Rossi, Emma Greenwell, Debrianna Mansini, Bruce Davis, and Joy Jacobson. Tune in to finally understand Jared's alleged face blindness and m…

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about our heroes getting kicked out of the resort in Mexico and being banished to the scary hotel. The guys are wrapping up Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Stay tuned for an all-new movi…

Desperate for more ITMT shenanigans? Your wait is over! Russ and Jared are here to fulfill your every dream as they get right into Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Tune in for your favorite segments and weekly dose of good time, and stay t…

Russ and Jared are going to beautiful Mexico! Not in real life, but virtually with you all! And isn't that better than standing in line for airport security? The guys are flying through the trailer for Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Stay…

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were doing a cliffhanger with the restaurant scene where the heroes were taking a snack break and a mysterious waiter made a suspicious phone call... That's right! The guys are about to finish True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016), starring Kevin James, Zulay Henao, Maurice Compte, Kim Coates, Andre…

Look! Up there! In The Cloud™! It's your old pals, Russ and Jared, here to take you on an adventure of international intrigue and delight! The guys are diving out of a helicopter (better odds of survival) and into True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016), starring Kevin James, Zulay Henao, Maurice Compte, Kim Coates, Andrew Howard, Ron Rifk…

What's better than a book (buy HOST by Russ Capasso wherever you buy books)? A movie about a person writing a book! You guessed it, Russ and Jared are talking about the trailer for True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016), starring Kevin James, Zulay Henao, Maurice Compte, Kim Coates, Andrew Howard, Ron Rifkin, Rob Riggle, Leonard Earl Howz…

Russ and Jared are back to bring you the thrilling conclusion to Pain Hustlers (2023), starring Emily Blunt, Chris Evans, Catherine O'Hara, Chloe Coleman, Andy Garcia, Brian d'Arcy James, Jay Duplass, and Amit Shah. There will be chaos and FBI raids, some accent work and social commentary, big pharma losses (kinda), and more! Stay tuned for a brand…

Bring on the pain! Russ and Jared are getting right down to business, the big business of pain, with Pain Hustlers (2023), starring Emily Blunt, Chris Evans, Catherine O'Hara, Chloe Coleman, Andy Garcia, Brian d'Arcy James, Jay Duplass, and Amit Shah. Will big pharma win again? Will the guys make Fast Facts not fast? Does anyone go to prison? Answe…

Russ and Jared have been hustling since they were rascally young pharmaceutical salesmen (editor note: they were not). And now you too can enjoy the fast-paced world of pharmaceutical sales by listening to this episode for the low, low price of $4.99 (editor note: it's free)! The guys are talking about the trailer for Pain Hustlers (2023), starring…

The guys are finally getting to the Horror Hound festival as the fearsome Jeeper makes his big comeback. You guessed it! It's time for Russ and Jared to wrap up (and really get to the good parts) of Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022), starring Sydney Craven, Imran Adams, Gabriel Freilich, Jarreau Benjamin, Georgia Goodman, and Ocean Navarro. Will ther…

Who's that creeping down your block? It's Russ and Jared, here to bring you spooky tales from franchise reboots that never should have happened. The guys are breaking down Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022), starring Sydney Craven, Imran Adams, Gabriel Freilich, Jarreau Benjamin, Georgia Goodman, and Ocean Navarro. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!…

New podcast cover art alert! That's right, same great podcast, more arty art. Russ and Jared are creeping through the trailer for Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022), starring Sydney Craven, Imran Adams, Gabriel Freilich, Jarreau Benjamin, Georgia Goodman, Ocean Navarro, and plenty of other randos. Tune in for this blender trailer ride, and stay tuned …

...And we're back! There's not enough true romance in the world these days. If you can't be friends with someone across the country for 20 years and then start a blended family together in LA, what can you really do anymore? The guys are wrapping up Your Place or Mine (2023), starring Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Zoë Chao, Jesse Williams, Wes…

Is it going to drive anyone else nuts that the title of this movie doesn't have a question mark? Just Jared? Russ and Jared are cruising through Your Place or Mine (2023), starring Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Zoë Chao, Jesse Williams, Wesley Kimmel, Tig Notaro, and Steve Zahn. Long time listeners know the guys love a good montage, but will t…

Happy (almost) Valentine's Day to those who celebrate from your pals at ITMT! There's the smell of romance and comedy in the air, and what better way to celebrate than with another bad movie? The guys are falling in and out of love with the trailer for Your Place or Mine (2023), starring Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Zoë Chao, Jesse Williams, …

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were discussing the prospect of bringing a human being back to life... and the terrible implications. No, they haven't gone full mad scientist on y'all... yet! They're wrapping up The Lazarus Effect (2015), starring Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Evan Peters, Donald Glover, Sarah Bolger, and Ray Wise. Tune in for…

Russ and Jared are back it, back to life, you might say. The guys are jumping head first into the Lazarus Pit (they wish) and talking about The Lazarus Effect (2015), starring Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Evan Peters, Donald Glover, Sarah Bolger, and Ray Wise. This movie seems like it should be good on paper, great cast, interesting premise, smart p…

No no, it's not lazy-Russ, it's Lazarus! Russ and Jared are working hard to trash this horror trailer. The guys are talking about fan request, The Lazarus Effect (2015), starring Olivia Wilde, Mark Duplass, Evan Peters, Donald Glover, Sarah Bolger, and Ray Wise. Tune in for a breakdown of the trailer and to hear Russ and Jared Prognosticate, and st…

Part 2 of part 1, you ask? Why yes! Russ and Jared are here to confuse and delight you! Blame Zack Snyder. That's right, the guys are putting a laser sword (not to be confused with lightsaber™) through the heart of Rebel Moon (2023), starring Sofia Boutella, Ed Skrein, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Bae Doona, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam, Anthony …

Do you smell that? Don't look at your dog, there's a rebellion in the air! Russ and Jared are firing on all cylinders and rocketing into Rebel Moon (2023), starring Sofia Boutella, Ed Skrein, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Bae Doona, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, and Fra Fee. Tune in for Fast Facts, Hollywood Pitches, an…

If you've been listening for a while, you know Russ and Jared love Star Wars. Well this ain't it. The guys are covering the latest Zack Snyder abomination, Rebel Moon (2023), starring Sofia Boutella, Ed Skrein, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Bae Doona, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, and Fra Fee. If you like space and hate…

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about our hero, Thea, getting invited to a fancy new birthing class. What's funnier than pretending to be pregnant? Almost everything. The guys are reaching full term as they finish Labor Pains (2009), starring Lindsay Lohan, Luke Kirby, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell, Aaron Yoo, Bridgit Mendler, Tra…

The boys are baffled! Russ and Jared have no idea who approved this script as they reflect on the birth of Labor Pains (2009), starring Lindsay Lohan, Luke Kirby, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell, Aaron Yoo, Bridgit Mendler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Kevin Covais, and Bonnie Somerville. Tune in for Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, and maybe a pregnant pause or t…

Russ and Jared are kicking off 2024 by doubling down on Lohan! The guys are trashing the trailer for an older flick of hers, Labor Pains (2009), starring Lindsay Lohan, Luke Kirby, Cheryl Hines, Chris Parnell, Aaron Yoo, Bridgit Mendler, Tracee Ellis Ross, Kevin Covais, and Bonnie Somerville. This looks like it's going to be a doozy, you don't want…

Where did 2023 go?! What a year full of amazing milestones all thanks to your support, listeners! We hit 250 episodes, 7,000+ downloads, and we wouldn't be here without you. Time to close out an excellent year by wrapping up Falling for Christmas (2022), starring Lindsay Lohan, Chord Overstreet, George Young, Jake Wagner, Olivia Perez, Alejandra Fl…

Hope your holidays are in full swing at this point! Russ and Jared are pulling out the cocoa to dig into this (somehow) holiday favorite. It's time for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown of Falling for Christmas (2022), starring Lindsay Lohan, Chord Overstreet, George Young, Jake Wagner, Olivia Perez, Alejandra Flores, and Sean Dillingham. Plenty o…

Happy holidays, listeners! Thanks for sticking with ITMT throughout the years, we couldn't do the podcast without y'all and we appreciate you. And it's time for a holiday tradition like no other, Russ and Jared are going to talk about a movie that critics and audiences alike all enjoyed, that the guys know can't possibly be good. This year it's Fal…

Okay, okay, okay! When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about Bray on the phone with a suspicious woman trying to figure out the secrets of the universe. The guys are no strangers to universe secrets, so it's only fitting that they finish The Secret: Dare to Dream (2020), starring Katie Holmes, Josh Lucas, Jerry O'Connell, Celia Westo…

You're gonna love this episode! Or is that just the power of positive thinking? Either way, Russ and Jared are hurtling into this movie like a tree through your roof when you can't afford to fix it. You guessed it, it's The Secret: Dare to Dream (2020), starring Katie Holmes, Josh Lucas, Jerry O'Connell, Celia Weston, Sarah Hoffmeister, Aidan Pierc…

When's the last time you dared to dream? Russ and Jared are trying something new, the power of positive thinking, in this episode. The guys can't keep secrets from y'all, they're talking about the trailer for The Secret: Dare to Dream (2020), starring Katie Holmes, Josh Lucas, Jerry O'Connell, Celia Weston, Sarah Hoffmeister, Aidan Pierce Brennan, …

What's that? A little cisalpine sparrow chirping in your ear? Don't be silly, you're not in Italy (unless you are), it's just Russ and Jared talking Italian to you and slurping up a double scoop of Love & Gelato (2022), starring Susanna Skaggs, Tobia De Angelis, Saul Nanni, Owen McDonnell, Valentina Lodovini, and Anjelika Washington. You'll never g…

What's better than finding love? Finding yourself... and the friends you make along the way. Russ and Jared are feeling inspired as they take a big bite out of Love & Gelato (2022), starring Susanna Skaggs, Tobia De Angelis, Saul Nanni, Owen McDonnell, Valentina Lodovini, and Anjelika Washington. Take a tour of Italy with the guys and you'll fall i…

Russ and Jared are so thankful for all of y'all out there in podcast land listening, hope you have a happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate! And the guys are also thankful that Netflix keeps pumping out these crappy romantic comedies so they've got material for years. The guys are traveling to Italy for Love & Gelato (2022), starring Susanna Skaggs, T…

Exciting times, listeners! It's the rare ITMT part 2 where all the best parts of the movie are in the second half. Russ and Jared are pulling into the Amtrak station at their final destination as they finish Abduction (2011), starring Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs, Maria Bello, Sigourney Weaver, Michael Nyqvist, and Derm…