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Well here we are Witches, it's the end of an era, hold back those tears as we say farewell to Season 4, Westbridge, 2 awful characters, the best actor in the show thus far and believe it or not Harvey for a spell (a Season 5 spoiler there for you).If you like what we do and you wanna hear us talk about other things then check out our brand new Podc…
 
When an episode is so crap what do you do!? You combine it with another marginally better one of course!!First we begin talking about She's Baack where throughout we wish Amanda would have just stayed hoooome, however we then join the gang for what feels like a classic episode of Sabrina with a full cast, a delightfully silly plotline and good soli…
 
YEE-HAW! Howdy Witches and welcome to the wicki-wild, wicki wicki Wild Wild West! There's no Will Smith to be seen anywhere but there is a rule breaking teenager, a petulant kid and Sweet Willie to indulge in.We also fondly recall about how much of an abhorrent piece of shit John Wayne was and rejoice at the inspirational words of an iMDb blooper s…
 
This week Dreama (remember her) gets turned into a mouse by Brad (remember him) for the epic conclusion of that Witch Hunter storyline (remember that!?)Jeez, thankfully Chris had to leave half way through the recording otherwise the episode would have been too sad and explicit.Also, for one week only, we abolish our own review and instead read one …
 
This week we learn that The Other Realm host wild weddings, Salem has a daughter and the actress playing her is a maniacal piece of shit! Would you know it!?We also challenge Graham to come up with a decent cake related joke by the end of the episode and pitch a new game show to Netflix #itsnotacakeBy Sabrina The Teenage Watch Podcast
 
This week we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead talk about someone else, yes we push Sabrina aside and gush over the wonderfully majestic, magical and immortal Dick Van Dyke.Easily one of the most memorable episodes of the entire show's run, Salem's old underling Duke returns from serving his sentence and aims to make amends f…
 
This week love is certainly in the air, although not everyone is in need of it as Sabrina becomes desired by 2 admirers and obviously proceeds to slowly succumb to a terrifying disease because of it! Happy Valentines Day Witches!We also briefly touch on the worst Barbie playset ever made and remind people everywhere just how much of a transphobic p…
 
Welcome to Extra Credit, the spin off podcast where we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead we talk about something a little bit different.This couldn't be less related to Sabrina or the 90s if it tried, however it is related to us as it's OUR NEW PODCAST! To tie you over until our next episode just sit back, relax and prepare t…
 
This week it's all about dreams coming true, Mr Kraft dreams of being a pilot, Harvey dreams of being a superhero, and Graham dreams of seeing Salem in another funny outfit and remote controlled car ... fortunately all of these come true in Melissa Joan Hart's directorial debut!!Oh and we also meet the world's sexiest and most seductive cat, fact!…
 
Let's celebrate the first episode of the 21st Century by talking about body dysmorphia yaay! That's right, this week Sabrina teaches us about body positivity, likewise we tell you about ours whilst we spend far too much time talking about Chris' gradual balding.We also discuss rebranding our podcast's tagline, as well as teasing yet again that one …
 
Salem needs a gal for his high school reunion, and fortunately for him a demonic, reanimated corpse from the Puppetry branch of the Pet Cemetery answers his calling ...Other things happen in this episode but honestly we're far too disturbed to talk about much more then this feline horror show ... for all our sakes I hope it was set on fire!…
 
This week we discuss easily the most action packed and perilous episode yet as Sabrina, Harvey & Brad almost freeze to death ... however on the flip side (to quote Graham) "there was a lot of progression in this episode, and I hated every bit of it" ... so make of that what you will.Also, does a Witch Hunter have the exact same magical prowess as a…
 
This week Sabrina tries every way possible of apologising to Harvey, obviously apart from actually saying "Sorry". Meanwhile (if Chris' accidental potentially misunderstanding research is to be believed), we celebrate the show's first and final Thanksgiving episode ... gobble gobble!No former 80s popstars were harmed, insulted or devastated in this…
 
This week Sabrina is battling with a decision on which boy she is destined to be with, whilst the show's writers are battling with a decision on how unnecessarily inappropriate and bizarre they can make a Salem subplot! Man the 90s were just a different time!CAUTION: This episode contains portrayals of French people, a nation that everyone involved…
 
As if The World isn't scary enough as it is we get a terrifyingly below average Halloween Episode about Sabrina's coffee waking the dead, featuring new faces, faces you've forgotten and faces you couldn't care any less about ... happy Halloween folks!We also finally unveil the truth behind the fabled Westbridge Catacombs and what Zombies are really…
 
This week Sabrina's legs melt and she smells of putrefying meat and pig faeces ... allegedly anyway, all because she gets her first credit card and becomes literally spoiled!Also Salem has the worst sub plot yet, it's so bad we were actually fondly recalling an episode of Teen Angel, gross! WARNING: EPISODE CONTAINS GRAPHIC RECOLLECTIONS OF TEEN AN…
 
Wahay we've found out how to not sound like our podcast was recorded down the phone!Welcome to the successful take 2 of recording this show remotely, we learnt not to be lazy and frugal with equipment!This time round Hilda has a terrible day, not only does she loathe her mother but she loathes that fact that she was adopted, or was she? Who knows o…
 
Welcome Witches to our first stab at recording this lil podcast remotely ... yeah we'll do it better next time (that's a fact cz it's already recorded!).This week Sabrina becomes unnecessarily enraged with jealousy over Harvey being best buds with Brad, which causes the poor girl to develop Jelotosis ... oh and we meet Mr Kraft's handsome hunk of a…
 
It's been a while Witches but we are back for Season 4, thank you so much for your support & patience whilst we got our lives and arses back in gear!For our season opener Sabrina turns 18 (wahay), she hangs out with Britney Spears (wahay) and Mr Kraft is no longer Vice Principal (wahay) ... and that's about all the good news as things quickly go fr…
 
Welcome back to Extra Credit, the spinoff podcast where we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead talk about something completely different!Finally, the long awaited retrospective on what was meant to be Melissa Joan Hart's chance to break out of kids TV, but luckily for us (and unfortunately for her) it didn't pan out like that s…
 
Good grief we're finally here, at the end of our 3rd season! Blimey where has all that time gone, and most importantly where as all this season's narrative arc been!?Sabrina at long last solves the family secret and unfortunately it's as unfulfilling and flat as we'd feared ... oh well, at least season 4 is better right? ... right?Thank you to ever…
 
This week Sabrina takes drastic action to ensure Mr Kraft doesn't become Uncle Kraft, and in doing so she turns the entire Spellman house into the set of a silent blockbuster.Season 3 also takes a brief, well needed moment to embrace the feels as we see Sabrina & Harvey finally confess their love for each other ... almost makes us forget how much t…
 
This week Sabrina sends her friends & neighbours to sleep and becomes a gosh darn dream dropper!!The show is also treated to a kick up the arse as we finally FINALLY see this family secret snoozefest come to a no doubt anticlimactic end.Oh and we're also really serious about our Police chief turned tennis coach itv drama, if anyone wants in to DM u…
 
This week Sabrina remembers that the season finale is looming and she's done nob all with her family secret board, so she tries to cheat the system and screws herself over ... again!Do you know why we write things down and type things up? If you can enlighten us then please do get in touch, we can't sleep until we know the truth!!…
 
This week Sabrina discovers the perils & catastrophic inconvenience of Reality TV, whereas Hilda struggles to literally adjust to the show's cleverest joke yet!If you think our Dinosaur awakening, apocalyptic action drama staring Dwayne Johnson has some legs, then please pitch us your thoughts and get this screenplay into that Hollywood…
 
This week Sabrina does the one of the few things in this world you should never do ... wake up a grumpy relative. And for her sins the Hilda & Zelda succomb to the mourish slumber of poppies, or perhaps Opium.Also, Phil & Chris proudly present the most diverse & feminist pleasing episode to date ... that's right Witches, we've got a girl on the sho…
 
This week the whole cast get sexually charged, throw nipples & orgies around like there's no tomorrow & hang out with history's most prolific, toga wearing sex offender Caligula ... aren't children's sitcoms fascinating.Plus, in the horrific event of Chris' unexpected and untimely death, let it be known that he predicts Roland will appear once more…
 
This week Hilda & Zelda hang out with a renegade band of Pirates, whilst Sabrina does everything in her power to hang out with a band of renegade heartthrobs!We also discus Phil's favourite visual gag of the show so far and mock Graham for his extensive knowledge (and love) for the boys from *NSYNCBy Sabrina The Teenage Watch Podcast
 
Due to a severe technical fault during our original recording, Phil & Graham frantically got back together to discus the show's first real villain, Lucy Kraft. With jokes about domestic abuse & a halfhearted cameo from Jerry Fucking Springer, it was definitely worth exploring for a second time.If you'd like to donate to the show for our 'New Kit' f…
 
This week Sabrina the selfish, small-minded and quite frankly unsupportive Witch hates Harvey's idea of happiness and future endeavours, so she drowns him in magic cologne that naturally backfires massively!The boys also chat about pierced genitalia for a little too long, so enjoy it if you can.By Sabrina The Teenage Watch Podcast
 
Finally, the first episode of 2019 is here! Another year gone but another year to reflect on mistakes made, not in Sabrina's case obviously because she puts hers & Valerie's lives at steak!Join us for yet another fun filled nostalgia trip complete with fun fact groan tubes and Phil's observational comedy from 1896, topical as always!…
 
Merry Bobunk One & All! It's the 3rd annual Sabrina Christmas adventure, and therefore the 3rd worst Sabrina episode of the show so far!This week Sabrina the Grinch makes everyone on Planet Earth forget all about Christmas and she must use her (egg)noggin to make everything right once more.Speaking of egg nogg we three (kings) try it for the first …
 
This week's episode is dedicated to the poor, innocent hedgehog that Graham savagely ran over a while back.Sabrina dives head first into the shallow end when her prejudicial behaviour causes Harvey's puberty to take a giant leap forward!We also play everyone's favourite classroom game "Snog, Marry, Avoid" with War, Famine & Crime, what would you ch…
 
Sup Witches, pull up a synapse and relax inside the comfortable yet dripping (and hazardous) head space of Libby Chessler! Tiny spaceships, Mr Kraft dressed as a polka band leader, tyre themed aftershave, this episode almost has it all!Oh and we get far too irate trying to figure out what the meaning behind a 'Homecoming Dance' is, so if you do kno…
 
And the award for "Best Sabrina Themed Podcast Goes To..." us obviously, however not everyone feels as appreciated as we do with our fictional award as Sabrina creates her own award show because everyone is fed up with patting her on the back!Also can you come up with a punchline to Sabrina's set up gag?"Two Witches walk into a bar..."How should it…
 
This week the shrivelled caterpillar they call Valerie blossoms into a beautify confident cheerleading butterfly ... and of course Sabrina is there with her immature, brain washing, bastard bug spray!Why is Sabrina still the beloved hero we're supposed to look up to? Is Harvey about to become the father to his mother's baby? How many US Presidents …
 
This week that little tinker Roland the troll is back, and once again he is eyeing up our Sabrina, or rather private eyeing ... good grief that sounds bloody worse!!As well as exploring the first real rift between Sabs & Harv we chat about the latter knowing his place in the world, a vanishing mirror & the gooey softer inside of one Mr Willard Kraf…
 
This week Valerie gets all embarrassed in school, so in an effort to help her bestie Sabrina farts in class to take all the heat off … sorry she doesn't fart because that word is seemingly too raunchy for ABC.On this week's show Chris also debut's his Dusty Springfield impression, and if you want to hear more of his vocal talents then please do get…
 
WE'RE BACK WITCHES!!! It's Season 3 and it's gonna be bigger, better & more bloody magical … and no doubt our take on it will follow suit!In our season opener things get a little mad as Sabrina must choose between her 2 former lovers before they kill themselves, but who will she pick? Why is Mr Kraft obsessed with a movie about dog food? Just how m…
 
Welcome to Extra Credit, the spin off podcast where we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead talk about something a little bit different!Episode 5 - It's the show that you wanted us to revisit, it's Are You Afraid of the Dark? We certainly aren't, however we are scared of ghosts that make an appearance on the show ... yes, that d…
 
Welcome to Extra Credit, the spin off podcast where we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead talk about something a little bit different!Episode 4 - TGIF '97 feature the awesome Boy Meets World, the cringe worthy Teen Angel and the abomination that is You Wish.Why is Steve being haunted by the ghost of the mate he killed? What wo…
 
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