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Welcome, one and all! If you like Action, Laughs, and WATER, you've come to the right place! Coming soon to this very webpage, the audio-play adventures of the World's Freakiest Hero, Hero BLOB, will crash through your eardrums! Weekly updates will launch you into the world of this Slimy Centurion and let you experience the full power of his mighty adventures!! I'm Schedel Luitjen, creator of Hero BLOB, and I cry every day at the horror I've unleashed upon the world. Keep an eye on this spac ...
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Hero BLOB Christmas Special 2 Part 1: Devil Blob Gets His Due!
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Who is it? The tantalizing mystery that will be on everyone's lips this Christmas presents itself here first! Who is the mysterious Devil Blob, leathery-caped creature of the dark? Is he someone from Hero BLOB's past? Wherefore has he such a wicked vendetta against Hero BLOB and his allies, and will his mad scheme for revenge come to fruition? Find…
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The Ear-Shattering Conclusion!!!!! Mechani-Blob and Doctor von Blimpo finalize their plan to destroy BLOB's love life, as he flies to the moon and swings among the stars, hoping to take his love to Jupiter or Mars. Then, can he face his ultimate enemy, a thief so subtle and wicked that he can tear the very heart out of a woman's flesh? FIND OUT HER…
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Hero BLOB 9 Part 2: Rise of Mechani-Blob!
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Hero BLOB faces the terror of a date with a woman! OFFICER SAMUELS patrols the streets of Innocentville alone! DOCTOR VON BLIMPO's marvelously malicious schemes begin to take shape as his foul creation, MECHANI-BLOB, drives his plans for revenge against BLOB to fruition! The action rises! The comedy unfolds! The dancing ensues! All in this exciting…
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Hero BLOB 9 Part 1: Wrath of the Tuna Queen!
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Holy Hannah! Hero BLOB has become a full-fledged officer of the law! Will he and his new friend/sidekick OFFICER SAMUELS be able to clean up the mean streets of Innocentville, or will they fall before the might of the evil DIE-COTYLEDON and returning villain DOCTOR VON BLIMPO?!? FIND OUT HERE!!! Plus… is LOOOOOVE in BLOB's future? Well, Valentine's…
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Hero BLOB 8 Part 3: War on the Phantom Planet of the X for M-38!
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The first Hero BLOB of 2014! There are only hours left until the destruction of Earth, and Hero BLOB and Chilipepperman have been denied their request to transport all of Earth's people to Planet M-38! Will BLOB conquer the planet in revenge? Will Chilipepperman become Queen Princess's space bride? Will the Super-Blob of M-38 give up his peaceful p…
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Hero BLOB 8 Part 2: the Super-BLOB of M-38!
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Hero BLOB and Chilipepperman meet the dazzling Queen Princess of M-38! Will they be able to convince her to let all the Earth people populate her Planet? Plus, the bizarre, enigmatic SUPER-BLOB of M-38 makes his startling appearance! Is he friend or foe? Hero or enemy? Super-Blob or FIEND?!?
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Race to the Volcano! THE EARTH IS DOOMED!!! Can Hero BLOB and his intrepid friend Chilipepperman find a habitable planet for the Earthlings to inhabit in time to save the human race from total destruction?! Find out in this, part 1 of 3 of BLOB in SPACE!!!
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WATCH OUT, jive turkey! GIT DOWN, mothalubba! GO HIDE, Mary Jane! Like a human tornado, Hero BLOB's gonna rip his way through the 1970s! With rat-soup-eater extraordinaire ROGER MCTUFFSON on his tail and the mysterious CHILIPEPPERMAN spicin' things up, can BLOB take on the forces of DRUG CRIME in the seventies? And can he do it all in the wonders o…
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BLOB's Magical Christmas: The Hero BLOB Christmas Special
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Halloween is gone! Thanksgiving is forgotten! Christmas is on its way!! Feeling the Holiday Blues yet? If so, this is the perfect solution! A newly-music'ed, all-star spectacular presentation of the very first BLOB Christmas Special! Join Hero BLOB, Mayor Kettle, Trevor, Red-Head's detached Head, and more on a quest to find the meaning of Christmas…
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Taste the Blood of Vampire Blob! Part Two
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And now for the exciting conclusion! Will Vampire Blob save all the children with his miraculous blood transfusions? Will Julia and Vampire Blob find love? Will Hero BLOB show up in this one?! Find it all out here! Plus an exciting guest segment with Apollo Schwanson of the band 'Maybe We Should Just Kill Ourselves'! Starring: Sam J Taunton Kate De…
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Taste the Blood of Vampire Blob! Part One
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A special Halloween treat! My first ever radio production that actually aired. Follow the adventures of Vampire Blob! After the events of Hero BLOB V: The Vampire Imperative (also available to listen on this site!) and Vampire Blob: Silent Fangs of Horror (the silent film viewable here: http://www.imdb.com/video/withoutabox/vi3655336729?ref_=tt_pv_…
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Hero BLOB 6: Secret of the Blobtonite, Part 2: Terror of the Red-Head!
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Will this be BLOB's final adventure? Watch him face, in horror, the actual effects of that most unusual mineral, BLOBTONITE! Red, Blue, and the mysterious LAVENDER/LILAC BLOBTONITE all rear their ugly heads! And behind them all, it's the wicked RED HEAD and his army of policemen, here to kill BLOB as an enemy of the state! All the action ends up he…
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Hero BLOB Episode 6: Secret of the Blobtonite Part 1!
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The BLOB summer hiatus is finally over!!! Is this Hero BLOB's final adventure? How does BLOB face the poisonous minerals that are Blobtonite? Can BLOB conquer an entire pool party of his mortal enemies? Is BLOB an Enemy of the State?! Find out in this amazing, unpredictable new episode!!!
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Fatman 2: Crime Does Not Pay Union Rates!
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Fatman dives into crime's path with his flabby formidability crushing crime in his way. Can he defeat the Mayor's wicked plan to allow young people to protest indefinitely? Will he install Corpulent Persons' entrances in all the buildings in New York? Who is the man behind the Fat? Find out these and more amazing things in Fatman Episode 2: Crime D…
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Four more years of DANGER for Hero BLOB as he invades the world of politics for the first time ever! Will President Vobama's Executive Branch leave BLOB out on a limb? Will BLOB's ability to turn into any liquid leave Vobama all wet? Will the Predator drones be enough to protect the President from the liquidy rage of the Wet Wonder that is Hero BLO…
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Hero BLOB V: The Vampire Imperative Part 2: Rise of the Vampire Blob!
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Fang you very much for listening! Hero BLOB faces his darkest hour as, blood sucked out and knocked into a basement, he falls before the wicked VAMPIRO THE DESTROYER! But has BLOB truly become... a VAMPIRE BLOB?!?! Who can save the world if the one hero we rely on has become a bloodsucking chupacabra? Find out today! PLUS- Bonus! For the first time…
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Hero BLOB Episode V: the Vampire Imperative Part 1: Vampiro's Fabulous Castle!
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Lock up your necks and hold the garlic! Hero BLOB, in search of a new job that actually pays money, finds himself enfolded in the foul farce of a filthy fiend! VAMPIRO THE DESTROYER seeks BLOB's modeling prowess as Hero BLOB seeks simply to save his skin (and make a dime or two while he's at it)! Can the Hero BLOB defeat the disturbing menace of Va…
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A little something extra, folks! Set in the same world as Hero BLOB, but in New York, follow the adventures of the Corpulent Crusader, the FATMAN! In this quick, exciting episode, see him in action against the New York underworld, and hear him recount how he decided to fight crime and poverty, and become the WORLD'S FATTEST MAN AND SUMO WRESTLING C…
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Hero BLOB Episode 4: The Celestial Terror
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Holy knockoff clothing industry, Hero BLOB is back! In his secret disguise identity as Bob Normalsman, Hero BLOB finds love... and treachery! Can he trust the sinister Celestial CELESTINE, or will his heart be burst like a water balloon? Can he escape from the aggravating absorption of a famous food? Will MAYOR GOONBERG find a way to save the city.…
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Hero BLOB Episode 3: Danse of the Spider Freak!
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When an evil alien Australian with a robot spider comes to town, can Hero BLOB defeat his dancing with derring-do and duper-super deeds? Find out in this third episode of the Hero BLOB adventures!!!
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Hero BLOB Episode 2: the Dastardly Deeds of Doctor VonBlimpo!
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Hero BLOB faces the monochromatic menace of the dastardly Doctor VonBlimpo, whose purpose it is to remove all color from the world! Can BLOB spew a rainbow of liquidy light onto the devil Doctor's demonic delight? Find out here!
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Hero BLOB Episode 1 : The Combustible Crimewave!
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Can BLOB defeat the terror of the Mad Flamethrower Person? Will he RAIN on the Policemen's Parade For Those Poor Sick Children? Hero BLOB, who can change into any liquid, oozes his way into your heart in this first installment of the mighty, freaky superhero's forays into action!
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