Best Scott Malthouse Podcasts (2024)

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Roasts, The Return of Richo, and Dane Comments on Scott Pendlebury's Schlong 53:40

14m ago53:40

53:40

Guest friend today is Jason Richardson and after Ralphy's horror last week at watching episode 4 of Baby Reindeer, as you'd expect on a footy focused podcast we kick off with Ralphy asking Richo about Baby Reindeer. He hasn't seen it, and Ralphy recommends against it. But what Richo is planning to see, and Dane has, is the Tom Brady roast. We kick …

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Dane: 'If the Dogs Don't Beat Richmond, Bevo Won't Make it to Monday'. And Round 9 Maths Science. 31:43

16h ago31:43

31:43

With Sam having had her beautiful baby, but being a lazy-arse and not coming back yet, we've roped in Jason Richardson to help us with a bit of Maths Science today. Before we get to that though, we bang on about a bit of shit for a while. Dane reckons that Bucks definitely put him up as trade bait at some point. And Dane doubles down and says despi…

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Never Mind the Draw. Baby Reindeer WTF! And Will Sam Wicks get 'Hopoated' This Week? 38:20

5d ago38:20

38:20

Big show today. Dane and Ralphy chat extra time in the AFL. Should it come in or not? There is vigorous disagreement and one of the boys calls the other a 'liar'. Trouble in paradise. Swan FC update, 3-1 so far this year, in good form, and Dane explains his warm-up routine....which involves pretty much no warm-up, but plenty of something else befor…

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Dane: 'Collingwood are Miles off at the Moment'. AFL Maths Science for Round 8. 14:25

6d ago14:25

14:25

Back with some more Maths Science to pick the lines and some of the boys best bets of the week, but before we get to that, Ralphy has read a Robbo article that he wants Dane's opinion on. Giving Brayshaw and BT a bit of a whack...always fun. Is Dane going to the Carlton v Collingwood game this week, and can he tip with his head or his heart on this…

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Guest Friend Dr Peter Larkins. Dane: 'I Played Footy as a Kid, Cos Online Porn Didn't Exist' 52:11

12d ago52:11

52:11

A cracking guest friend today, the highly respect Dr Peter Larkins joins us and we find out how he got his start in the media, and the extraordinary scenario he found himself in with The Duck at Waverley Park in his very first game! The Doc tells us a couple of the most significant injuries he's ever seen. He tells us about getting chewed out by Ge…

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Dane: 'Unfortunately I Don’t Produce Milk' & AFL Round 7 Maths Science 45:03

12d ago45:03

45:03

AFL Maths Science is back this week for Round 7, and before we get to it Dane expresses his displeasure with Josh Rachele 'fucking' his multi last week. And he reckons everyone needs to calm the farm on Harley Reid saying that while he may well be a great player, he's not even in the Top 5 of the West Coast 2024 Best and Fairest count yet. We have …

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Episode 36: Soulbound 55:45

15d ago55:45

55:45

An irregular series of reflections on ttrpg games I’m GMing or playing in. The music used on this podcast is 'Sometimes' and 'Stop' by Frequency Decree, (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Sometimes_1733⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ; ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Stop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) licensed under an Attri…

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Guest Friend: Kate McCarthy; Swanny says 'There's No Way Mick Malthouse Could Coach Today' 1:00:39

20d ago1:00:39

1:00:39

Kate McCarthy, former AFLW player and current Triple M Footy commentator is our guest friend today, and Swanny wants to know what the hell he has to do to get a gig with Triple M as he reckons everyone except him has one. He explains Swan FC to Kate. She is suitably impressed (or is she?) and suggests a slogan - Swan FC, Any Where, Any Time, Any Pr…

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AFL 2024 Round 6 Maths Science, Swanny says 'Luke Hodge Has No Idea' 29:03

21d ago29:03

29:03

Round 6 of the AFL Season and Swanny & Ralphy are guessing lines, giving tips, ripping the piss and generally being unprofessional. Swanny talks about Nathan Murphy's loss for the Pies, and explains how the AFLPA payment system works for players who are forced to retire due to injury, how much do they get? Swanny runs through it. In the line guessi…

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Swanny: 'Essendon Are Such a Low Team' & Guest Friend Corbin Middlemas: "What the AFL have gotten wrong" 1:09:38

26d ago1:09:38

1:09:38

A great pod today, with guest friend Corbin Middlemas, ABC radio superstar. But first we get the rundown from Dane on the big boxing match, what did he think of Daisy's performance? The phrase 'not much chop' may have been used. Corbin reveals what Mick Malthouse loves to do every time he is in Adelaide, and what Mick is really like. Hard arse or g…

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AFL 2024 Round 5 - Maths Science 16:04

28d ago16:04

16:04

Round 5 of the AFL Season and this week Swanny and Ralphy guess the lines, give their tips, and generally talk shit. They each give their best tip of the round. Swanny also makes the bold claim that for the right price there is nobody on the planet he wouldn't take on in the boxing ring. And Ralphy gives some top notch racing tips. Follow us, share…

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Live from Adelaide with Dane the Boxer 44:35

1M ago44:35

44:35

Online this week as Dane continues giving back around the ....Well, in Adelaide as thats where Gather Round is and he can sniff out an envelope or 6 when they are up for the grabbing! He is also fighting Dale, incase you've been under a rock!k We talk about his diet, fight prep and strategy and then get in to the Round 4 Maths Science incase thats …

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Sometimes I wish I wasn’t relevant 51:35

1M ago51:35

51:35

Caroline Wilson got a lot of air time on this weeks pod, Dane even called Ralphy the male Carro. Perhaps we should get her on?! We hear some little sound grabs from our friend Dermott Brereton giving Dane a drive by compliment and chat Dane's theory on how pre season changed so they can get a root via instagram. We discussed the hot topic of the AF…

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 3 27:02

1M ago27:02

27:02

It is Round 3 of the AFL Premiership season & this week for a little bit of fun the lads had to guess what they thought the line would be for each game. It's new, its different and its a world first. There's a bit of shit talk in this one too plus some interesting takes on where sides are at on a sliding shit scale. Ralphy gives his best racing tip…

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Guest Friend - Jack Watts 45:09

2M ago45:09

45:09

Hear how Jack's Mum walked in on Nic Naitanuii and while we didnt think we'd take that turn, we were relieved we did when some of the other topics covered were, well...not appropriate to be written in show notes! Other topics that were discussed in the episode that we can mention here were Jack's take on what is like to be so shit at something you …

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 2 43:19

2M ago43:19

43:19

Yes, this one does look long for a Maths Science Episode but thats because we don't forget about the people. You come first so we open the show with a bunch of listener questions and then unpack the round ahead! Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support…

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The hard hitting topics of Listener questions 14:14

2M ago14:14

14:14

In this weeks episode of "Listener questions" our catch phrase was "Anything can happen" We covered everything from Racing in the 80s to Boxing is a dangerous sport. We discovered the Perfect Job for Eddie and discussed whatever that Helmut tap was? There really is nothing we wont chat about...except whatever it was that was sent in and Ralphy cens…

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Season 2024 preview Maths Science with Heath Shaw 1:04:11

2M ago1:04:11

1:04:11

We came out the gates strong this year, Heath came in! Here's a list of what we chatted about... Mummy V Cox Mick's individual dossiers - "the spray book" Heath's rebuttal on the Sam Kerr arrest Betting on footy and sticking fat to "not guilty" Those who study poo Helicopter timings at Dale's wedding Life as a Pool side pest What happens when fatig…

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Episode 35: Why do we RPG? 48:10

2M ago48:10

48:10

An irregular series of reflections on ttrpg games I’m GMing or playing in. The music used on this podcast is 'Sometimes' and 'Stop' by Frequency Decree, (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Sometimes_1733⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ; ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Stop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) licensed under an Attributi…

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Opening Round - AFL Season 2024 Maths Science 20:40

2M ago20:40

20:40

Whell, here we are! Back for another go on the merry-go-round and much to Dane's surprise its actual footy starting this weekend, in Opening round. His brain was pickled in this weeks part 1 with in minutes over the fact that this round will be played over two rounds, non consecutively. Once he recovered, we unpacked what is a head in the clashes b…

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How sincere do you think that apology was? 54:35

2M ago54:35

54:35

Look there was another name we really wanted to call this episode (And you'll find out inside) but we value the fact that somehow we are still on air and wanted to stay that way for a little bit longer so here it is, enjoy it while it lasts. The phrase "I don't know what that means?" was thrown around a lot and Dane's brain was pickled 2 mins in. W…

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Dane's cooking show update and listener questions 22:57

2M ago22:57

22:57

Incase you don't know, Dane has stepped outside his comfort zone and now hosts a cooking show! We got an up date before trudging through the wonderful listener questions sent in by you, the people. If you were expecting anything different this season you will be bitterly disappointed, if you're here for the same old nonsense... welcome back! Follow…

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He was just being a good friend 56:25

2M ago56:25

56:25

Dane is back so, so are we! He comes in fine form, says what Collingwood can't, shares his opinion on culture and its relevance and gives us a list of the Top Perks of being an AFL footballer... Do you talk and poo? This and many more questions are answered... by our life expert, Dane Swan Enjoy Season 7 episode 1 of Swanny & Friends, Follow and su…

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Episode 34: The Expanse RPG 41:10

4M ago41:10

41:10

An irregular series of reflections on ttrpg games I’m GMing or playing in. The music used on this podcast is 'Sometimes' and 'Stop' by Frequency Decree, (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Sometimes_1733⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ; ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Stop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) licensed under an Attribution-N…

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A year in review 1:08:51

5M ago1:08:51

1:08:51

Well just like our season, its a long one, filled with all our best bits! From Lists to uncensored Urban Dictionary to Dane's insightful one liners. Thanks for being on the ride for the last 5 years, heres to another 5 hey! (surely not!) Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: race…

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I'm all out of Milk! 26:04

5M ago26:04

26:04

Here is a little bit on not much for your drive to work, or home from...or whenever you indulge in shit talk with Swanny and Friends. Dane flew Jetstar so you can imagine he let us know what he wasn't impressed with and we raided the listener questions list which Ralphy pulled up on abruptly. He's also hardly on the mic, Its very us. Follow and sup…

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Guest Friend - Gideon Haigh 50:46

5M ago50:46

50:46

Today's guest is independent journalist, Gideon Haigh, who through his love of Cricket, writes a lot about it! From books to columns, from Sport to True Crime, Gideon has written words about it all and his career has spanned over 40 odd years (with many a "Swanny and Friends" style story to share) He shares insights into how Kerry Packer literally …

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Chef Dane 54:05

6M ago54:05

54:05

Today's guest was none other than celebrity food critic Dane Swan! Unbelievably Dane has finally landed his own TV show, he tells us all about it at the top of the episode. The famous number 58 has been filled in this years draft and we discusses the success record which would you believe is better than number 1! The health benefits of seamen reten…

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Guest Friend - Sergio Paradise 30:27

6M ago30:27

30:27

Meeting Steve Marshall, more affectionately known as Sergio Paradise for the first time, Samantha was unsure how this respectable man from the Media of over 30 years would fit in. She should have just looked at the contents of his page to know he was the perfect fit. More talk about Dicks than we have ever talked! Being a great of the industry for …

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Why are you so needy? 47:09

6M ago47:09

47:09

Towards the end I think Samantha forgot where she was saying something along the line of "this is the most random shit talking we've ever done"...it is a strength of ours Samantha, welcome to the show. We gave Ralphy a crash course in Situationships, Dane gave us a very relatable list of best ways to travel to and from the Races and we spent a fair…

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Medicinal Cocaine 47:28

6M ago47:28

47:28

Whell, we would ask if you missed us, but we all know the answer to that! Dane gave us an honest answer to start the show of so we are officially back in our place. Straight back into it we catch up on all the top media stories like Culture enhancing Cocaine and why it's best not to read. Dane questions the whereabouts of Shaun Smith & if this whol…

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Episode 33: Vampire (of) the Masquerade 5th Edition 1:46:59

6M ago1:46:59

1:46:59

An irregular series of reflections on ttrpg games I’m GMing or playing in. The music used on this podcast is 'Sometimes' and 'Stop' by Frequency Decree, (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Sometimes_1733⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ; ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Stop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) licensed under an Attribution-Non C…

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We did one to prove Dane is alive 22:13

7M ago22:13

22:13

After the weekend that was, we thought we should organise a welfare check on our dear Dane. We knew it was in his best interests to not miss his flight so we scheduled a pod right before it in the hope he wouldn't miss this one. The odds weren't in his favour but much like his beloved pies, never count them out. We unpacked Dane's thoughts on the G…

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Guest Friend - Tom Morris 58:07

7M ago58:07

58:07

He wanted to return to the media and well, I'm not sure we were the professionals he was hoping to surround himself with again. A cancel culture soul mate, one of the most trolled and hated people in media in 2022 and bloody good Journo, Tom Morris came to kick it in the weeds with us this morning. In what was a fun and candid chat we did everythin…

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Why we didn't do a pod last week. 21:50

8M ago21:50

21:50

We thought we owed it to the listeners to explain how Dane cancelled on his own podcast plans and left you the people with out a show to listen to. In what would have likely been our best pod, ever. Surely. It will now never be made. Samantha was reminded, just who's podcast she is on and to wait her turn when Dane is talking, We unpack the Brownlo…

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Guest Friend - Neil Balme 48:23

8M ago48:23

48:23

Today's guest has had an illustrious career in Footy over the last 50 years, post his own, there aren't many clubs or player that he hasn't played apart in their career. The Great Neil Balme joined us for a candid chat and along with Swanny discussed the moment that changed Swanny's career and life for the better. "We've come along way in footy in …

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Listener questions + Maths Science Finals wk2 37:03

8M ago37:03

37:03

With only 2 games this week we thankfully had some time to get to a back log of listener questions! You guys always provide the goods. Our very own dual premiership winner, Dane gave us a run down of his weekend and how he has reached the point where for the sake of his health he is hopeful his family will return soon. He leaves us with the questio…

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Guest Friend - Lynden Dunn 43:56

8M ago43:56

43:56

With week 1 of the finals serving up Dees Vs Pies we thought we'd get a guest in who has worn both jumpers. Lynden Dunn gave up his Wednesday morning to share with us his take on that infamous Steele and the Uber sitch! He also talked us though what it was like to go from training at facilities that had the big 3 (Rats Possums and asbestos), when b…

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Maths Science - Finals Week 1 & Ralphy's Spring stable 35:59

8M ago35:59

35:59

Footy's back! And finals are upon us. What a fabulous weekend of footy in Melbourne and we kick off with a cracker of a match up. Before we got in to the break down of each game we talked some shit, because thats what we do and of course we got the inside word from the Mad Monday specialist. With a reduced amount of Footy games, Ralphy gives you a …

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Guest Friend - Champion Data's Daniel Hoyne 41:32

8M ago41:32

41:32

Never has Samantha been more nervous about a guest coming on and not to be mistaken for excitement, lets be clear. But Ralph assured her that Daniel Hoyne from Champion Data knew what he was getting himself in for. Hoyne got Dane onside early with some impressive stats from his time in the Magpie Guernsey and further fluffed him up when talking abo…

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That's not a face washer 47:54

8M ago47:54

47:54

News flash (to samantha only really) Pre Finals bye round is upon us so no Maths Science this week, instead we covered such as should Samantha jump on footfinder.com and the fact that a Carlton loss on the weekend coincidentally means that the Power Rankings will be back this week. Dane delved into some very clever theories around the amount of pla…

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Episode 32: John Carter 2d20 & Nibiru 1:19:03

9M ago1:19:03

1:19:03

An irregular series of reflections on ttrpg games I’m GMing or playing in. The music used on this podcast is 'Sometimes' and 'Stop' by Frequency Decree, (⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Sometimes_1733⁠⁠⁠⁠ ; ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frequency_Decree/Dubbed/Stop⁠⁠⁠⁠) licensed under an Attribution-Non Comme…

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Guest Friend - Brett Deledio 54:20

9M ago54:20

54:20

Brett Deledio of the Richmond & GWS Footy clubs talked us through his journey from Country footy to Number 1 draft pick with 240 odd games on the big stage along the way and how sliding doors moments cost him the elusive premiership, twice. He candidly spoke of his struggles around this moment and how playing his 250th, in his first Pre lim, agains…

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AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 24 29:49

9M ago29:49

29:49

It's the final round of the Home and Away season for the AFL, Round 24 and before we get into the nitty gritty, we thought we'd talk some shit. You lucky listeners get to listen to us banter about the week that was both in the world of AFL and in the temporary land of Dane's bachelorhood all before we talk numbers! Follow and support us elsewhere P…

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I'm a DILF 46:10

9M ago46:10

46:10

This week's listener questions really showcased Dane's inner thoughts! He has made a decision that he will attend Mad Monday with "his" club The Pines but whether or not he attends the Footy Trip will be up to The Boss...who is away at the moment so as you can imagine, he's not coping... Of course with the greats of the game dropping like flies int…

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AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 23 23:19

9M ago23:19

23:19

Back in the same room again for some insight on Round 23. Dane assures us there is nothing to worry about with the Pies and there are a few point to prove games to be played. Ralphy's racing on our stories on Saturdays, Dane's on Dabble but if you're dabbling, dabble responsibly. Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @da…

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Guest Friend - Mike Sheahan 46:42

9M ago46:42

46:42

Today's guest knows all to well the risks of Podcasting with Famous Footballers yet here he is, It's Kate Sheahan's Dad, the Brilliant Mike Sheahan. We got him in to chat the Dunstall V Lockett V Buddy conversation that has started to bubble and almost got cancelled about 20 mins in! Mike mentioned that he first gained confidence in his opinion and…

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Do meth labs use gas? + Maths Science Round 21 59:59

9M ago59:59

59:59

One big episode of our usual shenanigans with some Match analysis stirred in for a bit of balance. From Meth to Movies to Maths. Wowee, what other podcasts cover it all? We caught up on Dane's weekend and it may surprise you to know that he is playing more footy in retirement than he did when he was when he was "playing". The Pines roll on toward t…

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AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 20 35:02

10M ago35:02

35:02

This week we are online and you wanted the volume cranked! So enjoy the subtle hints of a baby, bottle feeding in Dane's arms and the not so subtle presence of a Toddler demanding he press buttons! The toddler was removed. The Scheduling change was explained in the very beginning and the rest is a true to form unpacking of the round ahead! Round 20…

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I hope Nick Daicos gets suspended 55:52

10M ago55:52

55:52

Ah, the sensible voice of reason has returned to once again, guide our ship, and, she stands firmly with Dane, showing grave concern Ralphy & his downward spiral. Please do show him support by letting him know you thoughts on socials. Although she took a bit to warm up, Twas great to get Samantha up to speed on all the shit we have talked with out …

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