Merry Christmas! For Total Recast's second holiday special, Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 2003 film, Elf, originally starring Will Ferrell and James Caan.

Sailor and Duke review and rate the 2017 DC Extended Universe movie, Justice League, before recasting the superhero team for a 1995 theatrical release.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1985 film, Teen Wolf, originally starring Michael J. Fox.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1974 film, Blazing Saddles, originally starring Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder. Note: This episode was recorded prior to the passing of Matthew Perry on October 28, 2023.

Sailor and Duke review and rate 2021's Spider-Man: No Way Home before recasting the official Marvel Cinematic Universe versions of the film's five main villains. They also look ahead to Spider-Man 4, casting a wildcard villain and director for Tom Holland's next web-slinging adventure on the big screen.…

Sailor and Duke talk about their favorite Scooby-Doo media before recasting Mystery Incorporated for a new live-action reboot.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1994 film, Speed, originally starring Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, and Dennis Hopper.

Sailor and Duke review and rate Ben Affleck's run as Batman before recasting the fan-favorite superhero for James Gunn's DC Universe film, The Brave and the Bold.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1990 film, Misery, originally starring Kathy Bates and James Caan.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1981 film, Nighthawks, originally starring Sylvester Stallone, Billy Dee Williams, and Rutger Hauer.

Sailor and Duke review and rate Daniel Craig's five-film run as James Bond before recasting 007 for Eon's forthcoming reboot.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1984 film, Amadeus, originally starring F. Murray Abraham and Tom Hulce.

Total Recast is back and with a new host! This week, Sailor Monsoon and new co-host Duke review, rate, and recast the 1997 film, Face/Off, originally starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta.

Merry Twilightmas err body!It is the greatest time of year so we are here to spread some Twilightmas cheer and discuss the greatest franchise of all the times, The Twilight Saga.We have vampires, we have werewolves, we have love triangles and battles, Six-packs, we got pre-oscar Rami Malek, there’s our beautiful baby boy R-Patt, and of course, Kris…

For Total Recast's first Christmas episode, Sailor and Kane review and recast the 80's comedy classic Trading Places. The film tells the story of an upper-class commodities broker (Dan Aykroyd) and a poor street hustler (Eddie Murphy) whose lives cross when they are unwittingly made the subject of an elaborate bet to test how each man will perform …

Sailor and Kane review and recast Sam Mendes' 2002 crime film Road to Perdition that stars Tom Hanks, Paul Newman, Daniel Craig, and Jude Law. We discuss why this fantastic movie isn't talked about as one of the best movies of the 2000s or really any best-of list. It's a film that is A+ in every aspect but feels like it has never been given the cre…

From Sailor and Kane, we want to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and decided to share our thoughts on this Turkey Day classic, Planes, Trains and Automobiles. We are joined by a special guest, Marmaduke Karlston, to review and recast this John Hughes comedy that stars Steve Martin as Neal Page, a high-strung marketing executive, and John Candy as Del…

Martin Scorsese's Cape Fear was released 30 years ago on November 15th, 1991. Sailor and Kane decided to celebrate this by reviewing and recasting this psychological thriller that stars Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte, Jessica Lange, and Juliette Lewis.The film tells the story of a convicted rapist, who, mostly by using his newfound knowledge of the law…

"Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living, barely getting by, it's all taking and no giving, they just use your mind, and they never give you credit, it's enough to drive you crazy if you let it" Oh yes, there will be singing as Sailor and Kane cover the 1980 comedy 9 to 5 directed by Colin Higgins. It stars Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, and Dolly Pa…

Happy Halloween! And for the spooky season, Sailor and Kane are picking their directors for modern updates of the original Universal Monsters films. We discuss our visions for the updated versions of The Mummy, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Bride of Frankenstein, Frankenstein, and Dracula while also hand-selecting the director we want to helm…

Sailor and Kane review and recast one favorite, but albeit, a very flawed horror film from the 90s directed by Clive Barker, Lord of Illusions. We discuss our issues and just how close this horror noir was to being really good. This is is one of our first picks that could benefit from an updated take and we are here to give our take on it. Here are…

Well, it's that spooky time of year so Sailor and Kane decided to pick a couple of horror movies to review and recast this month and we wanted to kick it off with one of our all-time favorite horror films. Rob Zombies The Devil's Rejects. We discuss our love and hate relationship with the polarizing horror director while also gushing over the damn …

Strap in because Sailor and Kane gush all over this film and spend an extra amount of time discussing one of our all-time favorites, True Romance. This 1993 crime romance film was written by Quentin Tarantino and directed by Tony Scott. It follows one of the coolest nerds and a call girl as they fall madly in love while they go on the run with a su…

Sailor and Kane review and recast an Arnie classic, The Running Man. We discuss the differences between Stephen King's novel and the movie along with Richard Dawson's charismatic performance. Sailor goes off the deep end with his updated version but it might just be crazy enough to be great. It touches on a sensitive topic that would be hot button …

Sailor and Kane review and recast the Luc Besson action thriller classic, Léon: The Professional (1994). We discuss the amazing performances by the three leads that include Gary Oldman's iconic Stansfield. We also get into the unnecessary controversy surrounding the film before the episode goes completely off the rails as we take on the Oscars with…

Sailor and Kane take on the buddy road trip classic Thelma & Louise, starring Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis. We discuss possible castings before the movie was made, how Ridley Scott didn't want to even direct the movie, and of course, Brad Pitt's suppleness. Let us know what you think of our casts and who you would pick for a modern update of this…

Sailor and Kane bring on a special guest, William Dhalgren from ScreenAgeWasteland.com, to discuss the 1982 action classic First Blood. The movie that spawned the action icon Rambo and gave Sylvester Stallone another franchise to make money hand over fist. We discuss the book the movie is based on, Sly's career, the impact on the action genre among…

Sailor and Kane tackle David Fincher's 1999 social commentary drama, Fight Club. We discuss the "dudebro" aspect of the film While alienating several fan bases in the process. Also, Sailor drools all over Brad Pitt's suppleness. Check out our review and who we recast for the major parts if this was to be remade today.…

It's 4th of July weekend which means it's time for that annual Jaws rewatch and we thought it was the perfect time to give this Spielberg classic the Total Recast treatment. In this episode, Sailor and Kane invite fellow ScreenAgeWasteland.com writer, King Alvarez, to the show to review and recast one of the greatest movies of all time. We discuss …

Sailor and Kane have a special guest, Romona Comet from ScreenAgeWasteland.com, to help us recast the greatest romantic comedy of all time When Harry Met Sally.

Sailor and Kane review and recast the underseen and underrated Walter Hill's neo-western action film starring Nick Nolte and Powers Boothe, Extreme Prejudice from 1987. An absolute machismo explosion where just reading the plot synopsis and cast will put hair on your chest. We also get on a tangent about how certain tropes from movies have become e…

On our first episode of Total Recast, Sailor and Kane review and recast Michael Mann's 1995 classic crime thriller, Heat. We discuss the TV pilot Heat was spawned from and the iconic scene where two of the greatest actors of all time share the same screen for the first time ever. Plus we discuss this incredible cast that was so extensive we had to …

Sailor and Kane review and recast classic movies with today's actors. We are not advocating for these movies to be remade but simply discussing movies we love with actors and directors we want to talk about so more people can discover them. Here's a Taste!