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The twisted minds a couple of messed up guys in need of therapists. They talk about everything you don't talk about. They warp the warped. Be warned - this may not be for you. Or anyone. This is the only podcast you'll ever need....if even you don't want it. So sit back....grab your gavels....and judge away!
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Shakey is in a safe house with butthole on fabric and Jake is to excited to sleep because he gets to see Shakey tomorrow. We talk Bare Knuckle Disasters and super villans from Columbia. Who drops an N Bomb? Why aren't we in Tom and Burts Cave? Is it because we would all cancel out each others funniness and just talk global politics? Confused yet? I…
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Where's Sully.? Three Little Pigs Podcast needs to be tags. Perspectify this fight in to what you need regular every day risk reward. Haney Garcia breakdown. Boxing is just like parking. DZN is a name you won't forget or remember or know how to say. Mentalfloss.com is an amazing website. Stop being a mental health influencer. Meagan Fox banged Rudy…
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The guys talk UFC 300. OJ died and we have opinions cause passion crimes are out domain. What is coming out of Shakey?? Who's been choked out and who's been knocked out and who liked it? What's racist about the Masters other than it literally being named after owners of people. Is Tiger a GOAT or a Sheep? Is he really that good on his knees? Get to…
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We have another Guest!!! JoJo was kind enough to come on to our show. JoJo was part of Bad Council Podcast and they were one of our first followers and let us join their podcast support group. The story of Jack and the start of Bad Council and JoJo's relationship with the podcast. JoJo's Infinite Universe Podcast is discussed. Go buy "Pimp with a L…
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The boys talk about being fat. Introducing our new sponsors. Jakey in the big D and the big D was in Jakey. Murder on the streets of the D. Learn what to learn in 'Merica. Do Canadian's know more about "Merica than they do Canadieh? Who played with eels when they were kids. How do zoo animals end up in the zoo? Prison mixed with zoo's could be the …
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Special guest time - he's baaaaack and he's ready to rub protein all over his face while watching Disney. But don't judge him for that and definitely never buy in to his only fear in life IYKYK. We ask 3D the 10 questions and we all know what he likes to scream in bed now. Who knows Irish? Cause we do and we share our knowledge. Confused yet? If yo…
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We catch up and there is stuff going on here and there. What's Munging? When we go Manging we do it in pairs. UFC 299 is discussed and all the fights were wicked awesome. Talk about fighting . Tyson and Jake Paul. Villain of the week is the Cookie Munster. Hottest woman of the week have funny names and are hots. Recap the of the Sunset Black episod…
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Jakey is missing in action or inaction. Shakey talks everything under the sun to The Sunset Black Hop Hope Pope Punk Country Rap Artist. That's right - a real life celebrity in our midst and Jakey missed it. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @…
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Shakey is coming out - he's chest gay is coming out of the closet. BGJ story about bowling and grooming. Wrestling update and the Iron Claw review. What snake oil does your Grandma's purse. No guest from the tickle trunk. The kid with the choker is the "one". We are all filthy filthy humans. Who's in the closet and who's out? Lily James is hot. Con…
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We have our first guest of season 5 and we have so many questions. We talk the science of bath bombs. Bombtastc604 on IG. Jakey had titters. Give us some more of that gravy. The Dirty One - Murder - Marry. We get to know Bombtastic and she almost swears. Who's the hottest this week and who's the villain. Let's talk Acorns and Coppers and Gun shooti…
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The guys catch up and talk Super Bowl. Is it scripted? Netflix recommendation of the week. Take on Commercials on the Superbowl. Pooping during commercials. The halftime show was well on. Scared of Procreation. YouTube it up - go look. Perambulator is the word and Blake Lively hottest woman of the week. Is Elmo our therapist? People who share Sickn…
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Season 5 is alive. Avatars are it!! Bombastic is the Bomb podcast that allowed us to Guest on her show and now it's on our platform. There are going to be guest and dragons and unicorns this this year. News of the week. Hottest woman of the week. How to get back in to the belly?? Jacked up Review podcast. Shakey 49ers 34/27 and Jakey Chiefs 36/27. …
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We did a thing with a girl and she liked it. This episode is really someone else's episode so we put it here and you can listen to it there and there is some science behind all that but as long as you listen we won't Judge. Check out the Bombtastic Podcast on Spotify and on IG @Bombtastic.Podcast Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listen…
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Shakey lost his notes about the side gig. The dogs chirp and gum everything. Shakey has issues with communications due to tropical storms. Family therapy over the holidays is something that every psychopath family needs. Where's the family stash of Columbian Snow. Who does team roping? Don't do it - it will crush your spine!! Bee's not only sting -…
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Talking about how Shakey's stepdad negative Nancey tendencies and Joan Jett prescribing a bullet to Bruce Willis dementia diagnosis. How do family conversations go at Shakey's?? Sucking on Buckley's under the table at restaurants. Spaghettis Lite. Google pegging a lot. There are more than two genders BGJ says his scientist found so. Turkey goo fros…
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I have no clue what we talk about in this episode - but there's sickness, cult programming, licking dicks, and some holiday cheer. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Com…
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The boys talk about why Shakey has poop on his palm and why he stopped drinking AND why they aren't related. Are all alcoholics degenerates or do they just not have a phone? What movie you want to see? What are we addicted to and not addicted to and why don't we all join AA? Hopefully you are a junkie so that you have an excuse to make poor decisio…
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It's our birthday and we gonna eat cake - even though we don't really like cake. But one of us is high and the other is on a diet, so we talk about that. We also talk about other s#!t - but you know that, cause you reading this to find out what we gonna be talking about. But we ain't gonna tell you here - you just gonna have to listen. That's calle…
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Shakey and Jakey decide to go to Vegas and hang out for 30 hours sober. They catch a football game and Shakey makes friends with the section while Jakey drips brisket juice all over his titties while stirring women's drinks with his fingers. What the hell is going on here?? Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really…
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The hiatus is over - mental health is reset. The boys update everything on the golf trip and all about club throwing ball tossing son adoptions. Cart attacks and road tripping 9 year old snacks. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodc…
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Jakey is a tries to separate his dick pills from his mensuration pills. If he doesn't, then his sexy time night could turn in to a cry fest with leaking nipples and vagina. There's a golf trip coming up and who knows who survives that. There are fairy wings involved. People are already faking injuries. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by …
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We have a new guest and his name is AA. Jake is napping so Shakey takes the wheel and talks about Fantasy footbal and Jake's lack of D in his life. Shakey was first and we AA likes D in his life. They are crushing T and everyone wants to hear their reality stories. 2 Rails, Big Pharma, silos at work, Chuckie Cheese is a predator. AA has some issues…
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We talk library theft and medications and Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to do - just do som…
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Nothing can hold us down or burn us or blow us .... away. We talk fires - we talk wind - we talk rain. The world is ending as we know it an if it isn't then it should be. Shouldn't it? What do you think. What does the woke call a small adult human? Some people call them midgets and we point out that currently we can only find 2 extremally hot midge…
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We are late and it's cause God hates us. Hurricanes, fires, earthquakes - Shakey and Jake have been through them all this week and cause of that you get an oldy but goody. To tick both those boxes we are putting up an episode with Sully. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch u…
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The boys went for a drive in 3D's car and ended up in Deliverance on steroids meets Barney goes to the Garden Shed. We talk about it all. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judgi…
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It's a holiday here in Canuckland and we are remote starting our journey with 3D. All of which will be documents and recorded for your enjoyment and ours. See how nice we are to you - we know you want it like you want the candy inside the windowless van. So strap on your old crusty socks and listen to where this shitshow started and get ready for r…
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Boys talk everything box. As well as discuss why the hell you run for the door when you know full well you gonna wait for the suitcase? What consequences should rude travellers get? Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all pl…
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We really need an agenda and why do barbers touch themselves behind the chair while looking at you in the mirror? What's up with that?? How many rounds should a fight be - we break down that science. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudge…
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The boys took a break for a bit so they could reset. They were triggered. They didn't feel like this was a safe space. So they showered alone and found out that it's true - distance makes the heart grow fonder as well as keeps the authorities off your scent. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the …
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Don't be shy - come right in. This podcast will make you feel good about yourself. It will be like a train wreck - you won't be able to turn away, but your guts may feel a little queasy. Topics include windowless vans and helicopter rides. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch…
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This week the boys dive in to nasty jokes. 3D delivers a school show and tell project. Shakey talks about strapping his family to the porch and hunting albino crows. Jakey tries to keep the episode on track as this weeks host. Lost yet? Get out your gavels and start judging cause this episode will make you cringe. Follow us on Instagram @GetJudgedP…
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You get a Drag Name and you get a Drag Name and you get a Drag Name and you and you and you. Big Gay John comes out. Is this for everyone? Who's a Pedo and how do you now like peddling but pedolling is OK? What's your favorite season? Is it the dick and balls season? Maybe you like the transformation of the seasons more than the dick in mouth seaso…
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Today the boys talk old topics - who the hell suffers from De Ja Vu? Where the hell is everyone. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, l…
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The boys talk about about Pride Season and they get serious about flying dicks. Who complains on social media and why don't you get a therapist? We aren't your therapists but we can be for a nominal fee of a hair scrunchie and lube. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us mak…
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We talk Gobble Bangers and how they look like you. Jakey is hungover and Shakey is on shot day. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, li…
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Swassssssyyyyy Chewy guy Jakey gutted it Sink gunk Rental unit old ladies Scary long hair in showers Tub abortion Dip the wrap in the protein coffee Protein sprinkled popcorn Jakey wires his slave switch Sully freaks Guest shed The banging shed Porn delivery guy Jakey did a customer Hunting older pussy to get the Flavour Lomo got robbed Ric flair'd…
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Jakey is a mess....OCD....THINGS ARE A MESS.. Jakey is taking things apart...Deep things wIth BGJ - THREE LITTLE PIGS...GONNA BE GUESTS Jakey flew...Human garburator 3d eats nanners Once I lick the camera its on.. Delayed flights Cocaine chicken Tornadoes Julie Andrew's.....shakeys sound of music.. Need to focus Drug store shut down....shocking Ja …
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The boys talk about the Dry pack pre nup, Canelo fights, Ufc 288, Cinco de mayo, GGG fight, Grooming VR tings, Moolie bastard, Vr magic, Public tenacity, Learnedddddd, Finger My shitter!!! Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on…
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The boys got Sully the Superfan on talking the hard topics like laying pipe with an apprentice and MANfisting your life to true happiness. Ever seen a rocket? and we don't mean the one when the dog get's excited - Sully has and he OK to talk about it. Who drinks at 7 am? Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go…
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The Boys talk Boxing and how much getting hit in the liver tickles. Ever been yelled at in a whispering scream?? Who does that - Psychos do! every had a deep fried nicely battered dildo? Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on a…
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Free ballin. We are in the age of what the fuk is going on. SHakey is sick with manpons. Leaky nose leaky dick. Garcia Davis Fight - who you got? Rainy Golf. Lots of leaking. 27 year old Vegas. Fraccing crazy as shit. Who wants mouth cancer to go with their liver? Luther is sooooooo good. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - yo…
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The boys talk to a Scottish Dementia Dead Icon. What doesn't have ties to the LGBQTMABC12LS Club? Who drinks bud light? Who shoots bud light? Special Guest: Shawn Konnery - tells us who he'd take to an island Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. …
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The boys talk Trump and new currency. They school you on how to use woke wording and what homeless thing of your pronouns. Also, there is a discussion about Shakey's likes and dislikes at the gym AND what he really dislikes. Should we mic him up out in public? Special Guest : Mikkel Jackson joins us to answer the 10 top questions and FMK. Confused …
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Crack waifair cupboard, children under the stairs, shakey's big deck and summer dates, watching elderlies play with his wood and now his deck is big, homeless sleeping kills, BGJ moms complex. swollen and open vagina, newsies and dead homeless, drinking in Europe, don't accept the booze you gonna get the flights, kids selling blow instead of drinki…
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Sea animals king shrimp Sea monkeys cancer maybe jokes si senor pump them out dentist adult only fingers black gloves censoring James bond rewriting the books bad ideas agenda chasing psycho pig I am the way I am new York state fire fighter mental health issues fire is fake created by the government to make money BIGGER THAN A CLIT....pnub grow the…
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Stone hands, self dick tricks, bus sucking dick, moist phone, manic mood, 300 years behind Europa, pegged to stay or not pegged to go, cumming in to money, river runs Poo it, fun gus ain’t no fun, science corner zombie, big pharma zombie prescription, cause jumper, reel notes, fentanyl free drugs, nibble on the dick pill, baseball cap, kanobble the…
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Fuck anger tetardeddd worky jerkysnowyyyy big deck moist dirty deck alone all day bad pictures air drop delete dangerous sharing beareh madsacacre cannnibalzzzzz causing crusing Yankees leg birdbrain 3D crying DJONKEY roadtrippping work time MEPISODES jakey hogs the limelight big gay john baguettes eating dick pics imbalanced times come over I need…
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Wet rat, celebrity guess scriber, acne and scabies, throw herpes, dermatologist, equal opportunity Creeper, Big Dick Pics, Sully, hustler in grade eight, jr with shakey, teens banging teens on teens, facebook and wayfair to find kids, hypothetically do children cum in cabinets, jakey is a loooser, gym alone or go home, INSERTION STRESS give Aids, w…
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The boys haven't learnt a thing this season. We say farewell to season three with 3D and look forward to a new season 4 with a different format or not. Depends how high Shakey gets and if Jake jumps off the wagon until he blacks out. Ever swim in semen and blood? Who would ever do that - find out here. The last jokes ever. They aren't even funny bu…
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