A revolving door of an ill-fated server. With a comical absence of balance, over customization, a destroyed economy, to a lack of reason to do too much besides a third of the server AFKing in Jeuno. CatsEyeXI had all the promise in theory, but wasn't going to ever live up to it. From mismanagement, to favoritism, instability, ineptitude, dysfunctio…

PLEASE NOTE, THERE IS A MINOR CORRECTION BELOW. --- It was not one thing, but everything everywhere. Eventually you come to a point where it isn't even worth associating with it anymore, and this also means ending direct guidance. However, that doesn't change all the many moments along the way. In this episode I will be talking about the folly. Fro…

This week we relearn the joys of podcasting, engage in road rage, find out not everyone is entitled to genocide, and spit in the eye of the paper tiger. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you.…

This week we catch up after a break. The Vana'diel Live Stream may be gone, but the chicken is still there. Find out just how much you didn't miss any of this. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back …

This week we wear out your lady's Merry New Year uterus with a deep dive into what it even means to make a monthly event engaging. All while blowing the doors off your neighbor's domicile and reaffirming aversion to Reddit. Interview: https://we-are-vanadiel.finalfantasyxi.com/post/?id=741&lang=en Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any com…

This week we return for some Lesser Colibri party action, talk about the soccer field in Treasures of Aht Urhgan that never was, and how to best ruin a birthday party. Interview: https://we-are-vanadiel.finalfantasyxi.com/post/?id=730&lang=en Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You ma…

This week we talk about unhealthy work practices that people don't appreciate until interviews a couple decades later, that you can't just remove the labels off of water bottles while posing for a shot, and that Galkas are in fact thick as f|_|ck. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX Y…

Could it be a Red Mage episode? Along with casual racism solely against white people?! My god, it is a Christmas miracle! Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Store Br…

Another update is upon us, but this time it has some pizazz. Unlike the return of a certain beer. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Elysian Brewery - Dank Dust IPA …

This week we dive into the coming Master Trial, reinforcing good habits in Vana'diel, and what not to say to young women at work. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - …

This week we get into the mystery of the woods, find out that the Fujito 4gamer interview is actually positive news, and that our surprise guest doesn't is selective about what goes into their mouth. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment,…

Up in the sky, it's a man! It's a clock! It is a previously established WoW referenced Spicy didn't understand. This week we are joined in a lively group chat with Imanorclock, Brahms, and Velner. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, an…

This week we won't be late for school again as we are joined by Firabe of Asura to provide some new player insight. Seeing as they are still in Bayld armor after a year of playing they should be a prime source. As they decided to branch off and take in all the different aspects, side quests, detours, and less traveled paths of the game rather than …

This week we put all eight fetid legs down in all the wrong directions. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Water with lemonade flavoring. Spicy - A gifted California…

This week, we talk about certain outfits, a pathetic Sad-gudo Ambuscade, Stage 4 Sortie, and Spicy unsurprisingly finds himself in more trouble. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode…

This week, things are said that won't be liked and will be liked. Oh well, big whoop, lol. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Some water flavoring system named "Circ…

We now have a page: On BG. This week though, we get back into our groove with some talk about the ginormous June update. Including some discussion of Ambuscade, Volume 1 of the new "We Are Vana'diel" guide, real talk about where the game is at, and everything else you expect. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. ht…

This week we do all the Sorties, save the rainforest, practice defensive driving, fail to social media, and find out that some foes just can't be killed. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you…

This week we jump into all the exciting stuff of both May updates. Ambuscade, TVR Mission Rings, Prime Weapons, and why the f~*~*~*~*~*~*~ck is the COR bullet attached to a RNG JA...? Seriously, how did that pass muster? Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or lea…

This week we. DODGE! Into the job that is Monk. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - A Coke Spicy - 2019 Sella & Mosca - Cannonau di Sardegna Riserva…

This week we talk about Naja's love stick, curry at the old campfire, pianos, and appreciate our listeners. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - I didn't actually ask.…

This week we take another look at the Goblin Ambuscade as well as potion boobs, food, and of course, death. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Beckenridge Brewery - …

Look at that, a double episode of time respecting proportions in one disrespectful block of time. This week on our first ever double feature. We evaluate the cliff notes of Fujito's recent interview and do a dive into home on the Ranger. Where the Fox and his sighs graze. Link to the Fujito material: https://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/51608/dev-tra…

Did you know that FFXI is not ending? Well, not everyone got that message, again. TL;DR, if you enjoy FFXI then play. If you don't then don't. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode D…

Get your IPA on because we have some Big Juicy set brewing to do. Process: step1: what do you need to accomplish? i) what does this set do? (if this is a paragraph when written out, or even a sentence that requires punctuation beyond a "." then you are probably lost in the sauce) ii) what do you want it to do? (this is where your paragraph goes if …

This week we drop the quality only to pick it back up again. As we have a talk about the update, ambuscade, set crafting, jobs, XI abridged, new segments, V25s, and all the disappointing mass excitement you are still here for. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us …

This week we discuss the coming version update, V25 Xevioso and Ongo, Sahagins, and that all good work and a sh!t post makes Fox a dejected boy. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode…

This week we wrap our rifles before taking a prophylactic after going into battle. As we discuss star crossed lovers and all the current events. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode…

This week we start off the beginning of our eternal sleep with misunderstood stupidity before covering the version update and everything else you would come to expect. Find out that Spicy is still obnoxious and can't speak like a human being. While Fox is made uncomfortable under the process of trying to apply logic to an illogical world. Join us o…

This week we have an unexpected guest drop in on us while we talk about the upcoming February 2023 version update. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Ginger Ale Spic…

This week we become Autkasts as we delve into the world of game development. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Autkast - New Belgium Brewing - Oak Spire - Bourbon Barrel …

We respected the fuck out of your time this episode. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Deschutes Brewery - Farm Fresh Mango IPA Spicy - Von Trapp Brewing - Helles L…

PLEASE NOTE: This episode and the content within it is not professional medical advice, assistance, or care, and nor is it a substitute for it. If you are feeling suicidal, even if it sounds cliché, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline for free at 800-273-8255. Just call it, it is okay, believe us. If you are dealing with domestic v…

Smack me with it, another year draws to a close. Fortunately we end it on a high note. Thanks to the XI community for the funsies, and to Velner for returning to great extravagance. As well as Fox for being the pinnacle of thrill. Happy New Years, and we will see you again live in a year from now if we make it that long. If you ever want to pet a c…

Do you hear that? Could it be? A festive episode? Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - "Storebrand Ginger Ale" Spicy - 2020 Morgante - Bianco di Morgante - Sicilian wh…

Gather 'round for all the antics, theory crafting, and time disrespecting extent of Odyssey R30 equipment discussion. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - "Adult Eggno…

This week we get into the banter that is mental health. Then deep dive into to the basement of Sortie discussion. In depth enough that it might as well be an entire guide. To finish off back where we started bantering about the development of the game. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4…

This week we get Scholarly with some long close episode action. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Elysian Contact Haze - A Fruit Beer IPA with Citrus Guava and hint…

This week Fox has a fruit beer, and likes it. We jam pack everything into the first bit as we talk about the update. Then we close on the fact that personal relationships are part of XI too. It should be noted that Fox and I are talking about two different people in each of our own groups at the end. Since that wasn't made clear. Yo mama is a perso…

In the words of Thefoxdanger: "We've done it." Thanks to everyone for this journey. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Green Tea Spicyryan - Jack's Abby Brewery - La…

This week we go off the rails and theorycraft approaches to the new Sortie E, F, G, and H bosses. Spicy reminds us the downsides of reproducing, we get reminded why BLM and RNG are great jobs, and Thefoxdanger blinks "Torture" in Morse-cringe. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You m…

This week the duo lies again and gives into the temptation to disrespect everyone's time. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Pumpkin Spice Black Tea and a Sugar Cook…

Empyrean Armor +3 is coming in a couple of days. Consider your time respected. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you.By Spicyryan and ThefoxDanger

This week the Funkworkz returns as we cringe our way through aeonic weapons. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Funkworkz - 2018 Starling Castle, 80% Riesling 20% Moscato …

This week we discuss the +2 portion of Sortie and get canceled over chocobo digging. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - "Non-lukewarm orange soda. Actually, I lied. …

We seek to one day make our complaining about subpar experiences in this game into a productive endeavor. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - "Dr. Pepper." Spicy - 20…

Will the real leader of the Asura server please stand up? Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get back to you. Episode Drinks: Fox - Elysian Brewing - Space Dust IPA Spicy - Omegang Brewery - Rosetta - Bel…

Your balls have gone from blue to black as you awaited the constant allusion to what this is. Fox and I love playing BLM, and hopefully you will as well after this. Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladly get …

Nothing says disrespected quite like SMN does. Unless you happen to value your time. Which Carrot sure doesn't as she joins us once again as our guest and career SMN. Summoner is a job that struggles to fit into the psyche of the community despite how fun and useful it can be. This week we try to give credit where it is due. There are a few minor e…

This week, Fox and I die of exhaustion from what is my regular poor planning. Did you know there are a lot of pieces to gear to talk about? Well, we sure do. Ryunohige... Join us on the WTF in Vana'diel Discord for any comments you may have. https://discord.gg/mvbRyf4SAX You may also email us or leave a sincere comment, and we will (probably) gladl…