Our first EQUINOX episode! Equi-cast? Whatever it's called, we reviewed a DOOZY. In this episode, we talk about the weird and yet bizarrely delightful The VelociPastor. Buckle up peeps, this is one hellava movie! Also on this ep: Why we hate daylight savings. Voltaire has a foot fetish. "Huh...China IS east!" All this and more!…

The inaugural pantry cast episode where we drag you into the world of romance novels! Join us for this super-sized episode where we discuss Tiffany Roberts's Sci-Fi Romance series, The Infinite City. Also join us for Stacy's unintentional review of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Spoiler, she hated it). Lustful fur-covered heroes! Super horny hero…

We got this sucker in just under the wire! Welcome to Creepy Kitch's Social Distanced Convergence Episode! In this Spook-tack-cular episode we discuss all things Halloween, answer some listener questions and laugh way too hard for a respectable podcast. So sit back, grab a beverage, and don't let the skeleton grab your dick!…

We're back! And this month we talk about the amazing 2015 slow burn movie The VVitch while totally derailing with conversations about history, feminism, and smut. Also this episode: Shhhh...Let people enjoy things That time Cindy chafed her thighs. "You're either burning people at the stake or your making baby salsa" Jon. Jon Jr. Jon III, Jon-Jon, …

And we're back! Two months in a row! And this episode we bring along long time listener Jimmy-Claude! And be brought the weirdest fucking movie that almost out Equinox's Equinox, 1988's Lair of the White Worm, a film that made Stacy rage and Cindy scratch her head in despair. Also! Claude took notes and is so confused! How the other movie we were g…

Its quarantine time which means we have a lot of chances to..you know...actually record! And it's a Filler Fun episode where we discuss the amazing horror Podcast The Magnus Archives as well as Ruby Dixon's series Ice Planet Barbarians as well as a lot of other various versions of weird alien peen. Buckle up for this totally unfocused episode! Also…

We survived our Disney death march to bring you 2019's convergence episode! This year Ace joins us on our discussion of 2019's Doctor Sleep as well as out gushing about What We Do In The Shadows the series! Also! ...And Ewan MacGregor as the Clit Twiddler! It's fun the hear Ace lose her shit. Listeners remember their favorite show moments. Listen t…

It's our favorite month! And even though we weren't really feelin' it (Our convergence was moved to November this year and 2019 has been kick our asses) We still got an ep this Halloween Season! And we'll be doing a much more spooky Halloween-ish ep in November. :) This round, we discuss It: Chapter 2! All this aaaaand... Dear God, we're tired. We …

We're back! And this month we discuss the 2018 Remake of Suspiria in all its beautiful weird-ass glory! Also in this ep: Tilda Swinton is a high fae Cindy goes on another damn rant The Cheese Beast Semper Bi! All this and more! Give it a listen!By [email protected] (Cins)

We are back! And we have our filler fun episode where we talk about TV shows that traumatized us as a child... in particular, Punky Brewster....that horrible bitch. Also! Honkey Trek! That fucking Smurfs Episode! Please call us out on our White Privilege! (...no seriously. Please do.) All this and more!…

We're back with our latest Listeners' Choice ep! Wow... you guys picked two really somber movies. This episode we discuss 2017 Ghost Stories and Absentia. One was a beautiful melancholy story...one was full of WTF. Figure out which one is which on this latest episode of Creepy Kitch! Plus: More story requests! Book recommends! We need more Thanksgi…

We're finally back with Part 2 of our Personal Ghost Stories episodes! We have some fabulous audio files to play for you! Also: Fabian either fights it or seduces it PERIOD PANTIES Absenteea and her sister Gin and Tonic-a. All this and MORE!By [email protected] (Cins)

The bitches are back! No, really we are! We're fixing the hack (episodes 1-30 are back online!) and ringing in the new year with another round of personal ghost stories! This is a two-parter episode and this one we read the emails you've sent us of your creepy encounters. Beware...MumMum is a badass. Listen here!…

Its the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the yeeeeear! A time when I can't think of a better title. It's the time when Stac and Cins are in the same room! It's our Convergence episode! I would give a number but I seriously lost track. This episode we discuss all things Halloween including Halloween 2018 and The Haunting of Hill House (Which Cindy keeps …

We return with our Fairy Tales Episode! This month we discuss 1997's Snow White: A Tale of Terror and 2015's Tale of Tales. You actually hear us bicker on this one! But only for a second, then we go back to hugs, love, and foul language. Also on this banner episode: Why The John and Dave books my David Wong are amazing. Cins has too much wine...nat…

Finally had two minutes to upload the episode! Finally, you get to hear our ramblings... on Diva cups. You have been warned, people! This episode we discuss 2015's The Devil's Candy and 2017's The Ritual, two super intense movies that made us breathe heavy in not a sexual way. Also, stocky guys are friggin hot, the Diva cup learning curve, MAMMARY-…

We're back with its So Bad, It's Bad episode and trust me, its Baaaaad. We have our special guest host, Patrick from the amazing ScreamQueenz Podcast! This month we talk about 1992's Sleepwalkers and 1995's Leprechaun 3. Both are really God awful...but in a good way. ALSO! Lots of cat talk. Fuck you and your magical vagina! Leprechaun vs. Showgirls…

We return! Finally, Listeners' Choice! This episode we talk about Only Lovers Left Alive and The Girl With All the Gifts! There's also a lot more but I seriously can't remember so listen, and absorb! Enjoy, folks! Listen Here!By [email protected] (Cins)

It's that time of year again! The time when we are closest to the end of times. When Cins and Stac Converge! This year we chat about our favorite Halloween memories as well as other nonsense such as: Dain, Dain the Choo-Choo Train Favorite childhood costumes Grown men wearing sheer pantyhose Never eat popcorn while podcasting Our Kitch Bitch of the…

Hang on to your hats and put on your clown shoes! The gals are back to talk about the remake of IT! Spoiler: We loved it. There's not much more to say other than listen to the episode and enjoy our squealing. Check out our review here!By [email protected] (Cins)

Just when you thought they podfaded, the gals are back! Cins and Stac chat about 2014's It Follows and 2016's I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House. Also! Cindy is finally a Murderino! Fucking line cutters and menstrual cycles! Pagina! Impromptu discussion of Hellraiser 3! All this a more! Give us a listen!…

After a WAY too long hiatus (aka, Cins got a new job and got busy), we return with our Julian Sands Tribute episode! For some reason, Cindy sounds like she is talking through a closet door so please bear with us this ep... I need a new mic. This round, we talk about 1989's cult film Warlock and the REALLY FRIGGIN WEIRD Dario Argento's 1998 version …

After a long hiatus (way too long) the foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned! Stac and Cins are back and this month we talk about VHS 1 and 2! We also have tons to talk about including: Don't ever park like an asshole Sparkly nail-polish gives Stacy a raging girl boner WE KNOW WHEN YOU ARE SMOKING Youre killing us, Jimmy-Claude! …

Its here! All right, its a week late, but its here! Creepy Kitch's Convergence Episode! It was a wild ride full of Disney visits, booze, bad sound quality (so sorry! My mic sucks!), and lots of laughing. Seriously, just pretend we're drunk in this episode. Also in this action packed episode! Anti-semantic Annie! David S. Pumpkins! Sweaty Redneck Fe…

Finally FINALLY! We're on our Listeners' Choice episode! You voted, we watched. This episode we discuss 2010's I Saw the Devil and 1999's Stir of Echoes. Also on this round of Creepy Kitch Bathing in potato chips keeps you young Vincent D'Onofrio! Why Stacy doesn't like when you piss on other people's lawns Vincent D'Onofrio! The gals roll in the j…

We are back from the abyss! Not with our Listeners' Choice but with our take on a movie that was actually out in the theaters! Stac and Cins rave about the new Ghostbusters (Yes, you heard us right. We LOVED it) On this ep we discover: Our half assed horror crush! Why Cins cried like a dumbass in the middle of the end fight scene! Kresley Cole come…

No, we have not pod faded! We just got...well... very very busy. So to prove that we are still alive, we bring you our Filler Fun episode! This very special episode we answer all the questions you awesome listeners asked us on Facebook. This also involves wine and very sleepy sidetracked discussions. Also! Horror Crushes that also double as Game of…

We're back! And the topic is lesbian vampire movies! And Cindy is high on gin and never stops talking this time. This month we discuss 1936's Dracula's Daughter and 1983's The Hunger. Also this episode: Our love of David Bowie Cindy shuts down the entire show by dropping her mic Stacy WON'T STOP SINGING Facebook violations! Squeem Kweems! All this …

The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned! After a brief holiday hiatus, we're back with episode 53: Childhood is Brutal. This round we discuss 2013's Mama and 2014's The Babadook. Also on this return to the podsphere: Cins cannot use her words A very special Kitch Bitch of the month People who give malicious spoilers are A-holes…

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! And by that we mean Halloween and the annual Creepy Kitch Convergence in San Diego. Stac and Cins once again are in the same damn state in the same damn room to bring you their Halloween episode! This year, we discuss the latest Guillermo del Toro eye-gasam Crimson Peak as well as the completely cracked out…

We have returned! And we're talking about two of our all time favorite movies of all time! One of our fantastic listener's George Martinez joins us for our discussion of the classics Alien and Aliens. Be prepared for continuous gushing! We also chat about how Cins' cat peed on her husband's head, why Alien 3 kills our souls, and Chett...CHETT! HEEE…

This is the episode that fate did not want us to release. Well you know what fate? Screw you! HA! ...Please don't hurt us. This episode, Lauren, our #1 bitch and host of Death Rattle Podcast joins us in our musing about 1981's The Beyond and 2015's We Are Still Here. Also on this episode, our monthly Mim-o-Gram, our greatest fears if we were cast i…

We're back for a fun filled yet sleepy episode! Its listeners' choice again and we got two winners this round; 2011's Attack the Block and 2011's You're Next. Apparently 2011 was a good year. We also discuss why killing a the main survivor of a horror film in the sequel pisses us off, Why Cins is a twitter stalking A-hole, and how we're still surpr…

After a quick break, we're back AND with better sound quality that ever before! Episode 49? Really? Oh My God REALLY! We have two really unique movies this episode; 2014's Crazy Bitches and 2008's Lake Mungo, a couple of fantastic character study films. We also have an interview with the writer and director of Crazy Bitches, Jane Clark! Also, Cins …

We're starting the new year off with an episode dedicated to the Lovecraftian rock opera, Dreams in the Witch House! Joining us on this special episode is Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations as we discuss...actually gush... about this album. We will have three tracks from the show and at also an interview and unplugged performance with the cast and …

We're back and recovered from our Convergence hangover! Its all about Tony Todd this episode and guest host Lynne Anderson from Abadon's Revenge podcast shares our love for the deep voiced gorgeous horror icon. This episode we discuss 1992's classic Candy and and 2006's Hatchet. Also, false starts! Why you should always have the vents open in the p…

Its that time again! Its time for the Creepy Kitch Halloween episode! Not only is it a Halloween episode its also the return of the Convergence! Yes, Stacy and Cindy record in the same damn from for the first time ever... And there may have been margaritas involved This special episode the girls discuss Halloween episodes of Psych, the epic movie T…

After a brief hiatus, the bitches of kitch are back!Episode 46 brings the long awaited Watchin' With Ace episode where we guest host with Creepy Kitch mascot and Kitch Bitch, Ace Whitaker! This round we discuss 1976's The Omen and 2001's Session 9. Also, Jennifer Anderson drops in to give her opinions as well! We also discuss: Our undying love of K…

Another Listeners' Choice? Say it ain't so? Oh, it IS so! This month, the gals discuss 1987's classic, Hellraiser and the 2000's thriller, What Lies Beneath. The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world also discuss Harrison Ford's Abs, An undying love of Clive Barker, how Cindy could REALLY use a drink, and torturing Ace and listening to the sou…

This was a fun episode to record! Cins and Stac tackle remakes! This round, the gals discuss 2011 remake of Fright Night and 2013 remake of Evil Dead. Also: Stac's original horror icon, Low Budget. The winner of the original story contest. Moist! Butt Stuff! Bee Squeezin'! EQUINOX! All this and more! Give it a listen!…

The ladies welcome April in by discussing two films they both love. 1959's Vincent Price classic, House on Haunted Hill and its 1999 remake. Cins and Stac compare and contrast the two films and eventually start waxing poetic about the 1999 remake. Also we have the weekly Fuck Off, Tim Curry is amazeballs, why the Creepy Kitch listeners are the best…

Its out super awesome Crossover episode with our #1 Bitch Lauren's podcast, Death Rattle! Don't be alarmed by the different into, we just made Jack and Lauren do all our footwork this round. Creepy Kitch and Death Rattle (aka Death Kitchen) join forces on the second episode of Strip Nude for Your Podcast. First, the gang discusses Mario Bava’s The …

Episode 41! The movies chosen gives Cins a nervous breakdown! Seriously, friggin' intense movies here. This episode the girls dabble in more recent films and discuss 2012's Sinister and 2013's The Conjuring. (Both kept Cins up at night and her therapy bills will be very, very expensive.) Also, listener Mim is a superstar, Guinea Pig Ace makes comme…

The ladies return with another Listener's Choice! You voted we listened. And we're not even mad! This episode We discuss Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon and Live Freaky! Die Freaky! What else you may ask? PLENTY! We also discuss: Why negative jerk-offs drive us to drink...more than usual! Musical Numbers! Ron Perlman Lust! All This and M…

This episode, the gals try something different! We asked listeners for personal ghost stories and they delivered! Its our Haunted November Episode!... In, December. This episode, Cins and Stac share their and listener's true ghost stories with everyone while constantly giving each other the creeps. This was a fun, fantastic episode to record! So ma…

Its that time of year again! The Bitches of Kitch are back celebrating our favorite holiday of all! This year we're joined with podcaster and awesome dude, Johnny Krug from Kruger Nation! Together we all discuss the cult classics TerrorVision and Rockula. Also our usual fun talks about Halloweens past, Ghost stories, and more stuff I can't remember…

The Gals are back for Episode 38! This round, we host with horror author Christine Morgan and discuss two films from two well known authors. Jack Ketchum's The Woman and Ed Lee's Header. Also: oogling Christine's hot author friends, a ghostly photograph, and Target's crappy Halloween merchandise this year. Plus, THREE emails! Give Us a Listen!…

September concludes with two classic movies! This episode Stac and Cins discuss the 1931 classic Frankenstein and its squeal, The Bride of Frankenstein. Karloff is our hero! Also on this episode: Stacy cannot fit her fist in her mouth! How Sandra Bullock barricaded Cindy in the bathroom at Comic Con. And why Lesley Howard never went into Grandma Bu…

After a brief break, we are back with Episode 36! This round, Stac and Cins talk about the 1972 cult movie, Night of the Lepus and 1954's Them!. What else to expect? A very tired Stacy, Swooning over the Welcome to Night Vale podcast, and Bee Squeezin's. Listen up right here!By [email protected] (Cins)

Our seventh Listener's Choice Epsiode! Due to a faulty blogger poll (yes, our polls will now be done on the Facebook page due to this glitch) the movies you have chosen is 2009's Triangle and 1982's The Entity. WARNING: TRIANGLE SPOILERS AHOY! ...as usual. Also on this grand episode we discuss why you shouldn't judge what Cins eats, why Stac called…