Best Suesan Cota Podcasts (2024)

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Read It and Weep- Can't think of a Fight Club joke but I tried and that's what counts 1:19:45

3h ago1:19:45

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On this week's episode we're covering the DCOM "Read It and Weep", which is as confused about the publishing world as the After series and features not enough crazy Fight Club stuff. Also on this episode, Suesie tries to understand fanfiction tropes. Frank gets a time in the sun. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find th…

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Inside Out 2- Sound the Alarm 1:00:31

8d ago1:00:31

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We're going into our headspace on this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk with Inside Out 2! Can Joy and the other emotions weather the storm as Riley goes to a hockey camp and four new emotions show up? Also on this episode, Suesie brings some truth. Frank talks about crying and panic attacks. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Beethoven's…

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Red, White and Royal Blue- A love supreme 1:03:59

14d ago1:03:59

1:03:59

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're watching two beautiful men fall in love. That's right, we're covering Red, White and Royal Blue. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Jim for creating a hostile work environment. Frank gives props to the directors of political thrillers. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We want to thank …

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The Strangers Chapter One: The audience will not be awake for the last twenty minutes of this film 1:10:34

21d ago1:10:34

1:10:34

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're hanging out in a cabin in the woods(No, not that one) and doing our dang best to try and wring anything out of this movie. Do you want to see someone wander around a cabin? Do you want to see horror movie tropes? Then you came to the right place. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders why small towns ar…

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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer- Bad movie, unlikeable characters 1:01:22

29d ago1:01:22

1:01:22

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we make a mistake and watch a terrible early aughts movie about a bad person facing consequences for their actions. Well, one bad person getting a lot of innocent people hurt. Also on this episode Suesie calls out the terrible staff. Frank wonders about the Fishhook Killer's expense report. Intro is Rebel G…

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Night Teeth- You had vampire Megan Fox and Sydney Sweeney and you did NOTHING WITH THEM!? 53:59

1M ago53:59

53:59

On this week's episode, we're bearing our fangs to deal with the movie, Night Teeth. Boo. So, disappointed. Vampires are so fun and this movie is just kind of boring. Also on this episode, Suesie picks her favorite vampire to hang out with. Frank tries to explain the End of Evangelion booklet. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Alfie by L…

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I Saw the TV Glow 1:02:14

1M ago1:02:14

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(Trigger warnings: transphobia, homophobia, child abuse, spousal death, murder, parental death, sexual assault) On this week's episode we're covering a film called I Saw the TV Glow. Usually, this is where I would tell you something funny but I'm just going to tell you to go see this film. It's strange, wonderful and deserves to be supported. Apolo…

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Ouija-Origin of Evil: That ghost took me for everything I owned. 54:14

2M ago54:14

54:14

This week we talk about the Ouija sequel/prequel Ouija: Origin of Evil. It is so boring. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Batman's privilege. Frank talks about ghost grifting. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is the audio from the J.T.sexkik video Curse of the Weggy Board. You can find the full video here: https://youtu.be/15nNY7uofN…

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Tarot(2024)- The ghost refuses to leave me enough towels. Two stars. 56:17

2M ago56:17

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(Trigger warning: child death, parental death, underage drinking, violence against an LGTBQIA+ person) On this week's episode we're dealing with a bunch of kids who don't understand tarot or fate or much of anything really. That's right, we're covering Tarot a 2024 movie. Also on this episode, Suesie is confused by a hospital wristband. Frank wonde…

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Snack Shack- These are some good boys and one really cool girl 56:53

2M ago56:53

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We're selling hot dogs by the community pool this week on Teen Girl Talk with Snack Shack! A nice little movie that punched us in the stomach when we were least expecting it. Also on this week's episode Suesie points out young adult friendship dynamics. Frank's girlfriend is going to kill him, if he had one. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini …

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Fallen- How can my biblically accurate angel boyfriend be this cute? 55:50

2M ago55:50

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On this week's episode we're covering the boring and just kind of bothersome movie Fallen from 2016. It's about an angel creeping on a woman. Also in this episode, Suesie is so angry at Frank. Frank complains about ripping off Superman. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Shoop Shoop(It's in his Kiss) by Betty Everett. We have shirts! Find…

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Renegade Nell- "I gave you my money, you don't need my eyeballs" 58:23

3M ago58:23

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On this week's we're fighting for a penny farthing and protecting the queen from the idiot, Thomas right alongside with Renegade Nell. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about fleeing from a movie theater. Frank describes the early days of AOL. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Frankly Mr. Shankly by the Smiths. We have shirts! Find them…

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Damsel- Glowworms: You can just hang out and listen. No pressure. Have a good day. 1:03:53

3M ago1:03:53

1:03:53

On this week's episode Millie Bobby Brown is getting launched into a hole and coming out with a dragon. Also on this episode Suesie thinks about Shrek. Frank voices the concerns of the glowworms. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is At the Bottom of Everything by Bright Eyes. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/…

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Radio Rebel- It's Morpin' time! 1:02:25

3M ago1:02:25

1:02:25

On this week's episode, it's time for Tara's podcast to make it to the big leagues. But can she maintain her secret identity as radio rebel or will everyone find out the painfully shy girl has been flooding them with positivity and acceptance? Also, on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for his forgiveness of a bully. Frank imagines a world where …

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Zapped- Zendaya is doing her best with these gross boys 1:01:37

3M ago1:01:37

1:01:37

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading into disgusting territory with Zapped. A whole bunch of boys who don't know how to be people. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Humphrey the dog. Frank thinks Humphrey is a chaos demon. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com…

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FBF- Annie causes some problems. 54:36

4M ago54:36

54:36

On this week's episode we're hanging at an aiport in Florida with Annie who is trying to get her parents back together or destroying her mom's life accidentally. It's FBF. Also on this episode, Suesie doesn't understand Kingdom Hearts like 99% of the world. Frank wants Cheezbud to be treated the way he deserves. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. …

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Dune Part 2- Ah, to be traveling south in a little pod on the back of a worm 1:02:02

4M ago1:02:02

1:02:02

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading back to Arakkis to watch a mom do her best to help her son make some terrible decisions in Dune part 2! Also, on this episode, Suesie finds out the horrors that are Pokemon. Frank ranks fictional animals he would like to ride. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Weapon of Choice by Fa…

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Extra Credit: An Interview with Chelsey Goodan author of "Underestimated The Wisdom and Power of Teenage Girls" 24:26

4M ago24:26

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On this week's episode we're discussing Chelsey Goodan's new book. A wonderful person with a wonderful book that covers many subjects important to teen girls. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Fire Drills by Dessa. Chelsey's links: Website: https://www.chelseygoodan.com/ Twitter/X: https://twitter.com/ChelseyGoodan Instagram: https://www…

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After Everything- Natalie, Nora and Tess all deserved better. Hardin deserved worse. 1:04:41

4M ago1:04:41

1:04:41

(Trigger Warning: noncensual pornography, alcoholism and partner abuse) On this week's episode we're finishing the last of the After movies, After Everything. Also on this episode, Suesie is confounded by the Hardin family tree. Frank talks about the monster that is Hardin. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them her…

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Madame Web- We need Madame Web 2 yesterday!!! 1:21:12

4M ago1:21:12

1:21:12

On this week's episode we're taking a look into the future with Madame Web. It wasn't that bad. Don't believe the anti-hype. Also on this episode, Suesie misunderstands uncle Ben's relationships. Frank realizes the pain of knowing about the Golden Granny. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teep…

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Lisa Frankenstein- The Worst Shadow on the Wall 1:00:15

5M ago1:00:15

1:00:15

Trigger warning: Suicide, self harm, sexual assault, murder, parental death, drugs and alcohol, drink spiking On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering a movie of love and reanimation, that's right it's Lisa Frankenstein. Also on this episode Suesie calls out the paparazzi. Frank calls for capital punishment. Intro is Rebel Girl by B…

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The Host(2013): Melanie's fluctuating southern accent is heading into that cave 53:34

5M ago53:34

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On this week's episode we're covering the last of Stephenie Meyer's cinematic achievements, the Host! It's so boring. Also on this episode, Suesie finds out about Edward's pre-Bella love life. Frank tries to explain Animorphs Book 1: the Invasion as quickly as he can. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: htt…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Mutant Mayhem- Splinter isn't dad of the year but who is? 57:41

5M ago57:41

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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about teen turtles. That's right it's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem! Also on this episode, Suesie decides her mutant form. Frank makes an arbitrary choice. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're watching Spin a movie where a y…

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Spin- Rhea brings the beat 49:32

5M ago49:32

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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're watching Spin a movie where a young girl realizes her love of creating DJ mixes. Also on this episode, Suesie recounts the problems of reality show living. Frank points out a lack of work ethic. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/sto…

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Mean Girls(2024): We gave those to Nana! 57:19

6M ago57:19

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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're singing along with the 2024 Mean Girls musical. Get in loser, we're talking songs. Also on this episode, Suesie can't choose a favorite. Frank is confused by sock puppets. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Apex Predator by Auli'i Cravalho and Jaquel Spivey. We have shirts! Find them here: h…

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Beauty and the Beast (2017)- A tale as old as time... but done like a lot 56:13

6M ago56:13

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On this week's episode we have a rambling discussion about the 2017 Beauty and the Beast movie. Also on this episode, Suesie talks Robin Williams' movies. Frank has a thing for most beasts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and su…

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians(Episodes 1-3): I'll be a stinky stepdad 1:01:47

6M ago1:01:47

1:01:47

Trigger warning: Brief mention of partner abuse Spoilers for the Percy Jackson book and tv series On this week's episode we're covering the beginning of Percy Jackson's journey to save his mom and the world if there's time. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank's need for stink to love Sally Jackson. Frank sings the praises of Idris Alba and …

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It's a Wonderful Knife(2023): Winnie and Bernie vs alternate timelines 1:08:00

6M ago1:08:00

1:08:00

First podcast of the new year and It's a Wonderful Knife! On this episode a young woman finds out how bad were town would be if she didn't kill a serial killer. Also on this episode Suesie defends Goofy and wonders if he would commit purposeful homicide. Frank wants there to be more knife. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirt…

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Deadly Debutante- It's even stranger than that 1:13:33

6M ago1:13:33

1:13:33

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about the Lifetime movie, Deadly Debutante. Also on this episode, Suesie imagines herself a Mia. Frank pitches a birthday present for Jake Gyllenhaal. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please ra…

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The Rachels- Three Rachels enter, two Rachels leave! 42:30

7M ago42:30

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On this episode of Teen Girl Talk we're covering a movie with three different Rachels and a lot of problems regarding the yearbook. Also on this episode Suesie calls out brunette Rachel. Frank remembers his time on the track team. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-gir…

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Five Nights at Freddy's- I want to be a pizza daredevil 49:11

7M ago49:11

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We're covering the hit horror movie, Five Nights at Freddy's and there's not a whole lot here. Also, we thought that we were going to get away from Josh Hutcherson child murder movies but sometimes you make mistakes. Also on this episode, Suesie is weirded out by Vanessa. Frank continues to be an intro bummer. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikin…

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2: Those left behind 1:02:14

7M ago1:02:14

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On this episode we're finishing up our Hunger Games movie dive with Mockingjay part 2. Also on this episode Suesie starts a new Jersey Shore fanfiction. Frank talks about Animorphs. Again. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. To try Magic Mind, go to magicmind.com/teengirl and use code teengirl20 for 56% off your first month or 20% a one t…

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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes: Katniss are swamp potaters 1:20:54

7M ago1:20:54

1:20:54

In this episode we're covering the Hunger Games prequel The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes where Lucy Gray Baird struggles to survive the Hunger Games and the block of wood that is Coriolus Effect Snow. Also on this episode Suesie makes a good witness for Darth Vader. Frank talks about his cross country past. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Out…

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The Hunger Games- Mockingjay part 1: The fire ignites ready to melt the snow 1:10:24

8M ago1:10:24

1:10:24

We're heading into the endgame of the Hunger Games with Mockingjay part 1. The move is still sad though there are less children in this one. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders why Nic Cage won't call Frank back. Frank knows just how hot Pedro Pascal is. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is The Hanging Tree by Jennifer Lawrence from the Mo…

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Hunger Games- Catching Fire: The spark ignites 1:22:10

8M ago1:22:10

1:22:10

We're covering the second Hunger Games movie and boy it just gets sadder. Also on this episode, Suesie finds out a secret about Frank's digimon past. Frank gets upset again. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is the dialogue between Richter Belmont and Dracula during Castlevania: Symphony of the Night by Konami. We have shirts! Find them her…

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The Hunger Games- Let them eat mahogany 1:21:13

8M ago1:21:13

1:21:13

On this episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the first Hunger Games movie. And boy oh boy does this movie hit different for us than when it first came out. Also on this episode, Suesie thinks about Frank and Krampus on the dating scene. Frank has to find his way out of an impossible choice. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Before H…

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Goosebumps(Season 1 Episodes 4-6): Supercharged with worms 1:09:08

8M ago1:09:08

1:09:08

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the next three episodes of Goosebumps(2023)! This show is so good. Get ready for worms and puppets. Also on this episode, Suesie doesn't know what a hand truck. Similarly, Frank doesn't know what a handtruck isn't either. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them…

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Extra Credit: Tagline Toss-up 37:01

8M ago37:01

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On this week's extra credit we're playing a game where Frank gives Suesie a tagline and she has to come up with a movie. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirl…

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Goosebumps(2023) Episodes 1-3: Margot and punctuality are cool 1:02:23

9M ago1:02:23

1:02:23

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're getting goosebumps with the first three episodes of the new Goosebumps series. Also on this episode, Suesie thinks that Frank will forgot his old love for a new one. Frank talks about the one Fear Street book he knows about. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here:…

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Totally Killer- Always remember to say "I love you" 49:05

9M ago49:05

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(Trigger Warning: Brief mentions of genocide and parental abuse) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering a time travel horror movie where Jaime tries to stop a killer in 1987 and save her mom in the future and past. Also on this episode Suesie calls out our obvious and rightful shortcomings. Frank accidentally brings the bummers. I…

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Extra Credit: Did Frank remember this wrong? 35:39

9M ago35:39

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On this week for extra credit we're delving into Frank's past to see what he remembers. Get ready for a lot of talk about Beast Wars. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@g…

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Wish Upon a Star- The many trials of Kyle(or Jeff) 1:01:46

9M ago1:01:46

1:01:46

On this week's episode we're covering a weird Freaky Friday type movie called Wish Upon a Star. Also on this episode Suesie is actually defending a boyfriend. Frank calls out gym class. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscr…

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Extra Credit: Wrapping up a Cruel Summer 32:59

9M ago32:59

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For extra credit this week, Suesie recounts the last few episodes of Cruel Summer season 2 because Frank just can't. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill and outro is Dragula by Rob Zombie. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengi…

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Joy Ride(2023)- The word joy is apt 48:25

9M ago48:25

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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the unbeliavably funny movie, Joy Ride. Where four friends head to China for various reasons and come back changed both personally and in their friendships. Also on this episode Suesie gives good advice about horses. Frank recounts moments from pottery class. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by …

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Stranger Things(Season 1-Episodes 5-8): The Byers living room is more just like the Byers' pile of ashes 54:15

10M ago54:15

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On this week's episode we're covering the tail end of season 1 of Stranger Things. Secrets are revealed. Battles are fought in the battlefield of the Byers' living room. Also on this episode Suesie thinks about the life of the intern for Tony the Tiger. Frank talks about crying in the third person alot. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.…

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StrangerThings(Season1Episodes1-4): Joyce Byers will tear the Upside Down apart with her bare hands 1:03:40

10M ago1:03:40

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On this week's episode, we're heading to Hawkins, Indiana to deal with the disappearance of Will Byers. Also on this episode, Suesie contemplates a world where old men have guns in handbags. Frank calls out Suesie's movie plans. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-…

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Bottoms- Hazel in the hyper reality 50:59

10M ago50:59

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On this week's episode we're dealing with a much better version of Fight Club. Also on this episode Suesie has to deal with uppity cats. Frank brings up some nerd stuff. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show …

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The Darkest Minds- Well, I'm sad now 1:03:54

10M ago1:03:54

1:03:54

(Trigger Warning: Sexual assault, seizure and child death) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the movie, The Darkest Minds which deserves a sequel even now. Also on this episode Suesie points out who the good men are. Frank drops some controversial Pokemon takes. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Fi…

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Cruel Summer(S2E1-4): More confrontations than you can shake a stick at 1:00:10

11M ago1:00:10

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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with confrontations. Oh no, it's the first four episodes of Cruel Summer season 2. Sigh. Also on this episode, Suesie answers a question. Frank brings some confusing alpha male discussion. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/s…

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Barbie- Am I a Barbie dreaming I'm a woman or a woman dreaming I'm a Barbie? 1:05:10

11M ago1:05:10

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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're getting into the new classic, Barbie! This one is a wild ride with Margot Robbie, America Ferrera and Ryan Gosling. Also on this episode Suesie speaks on behalf of the people. Frank is Kenough. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stor…

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