Teen Girl Talk joins siblings Franklin and Susie Cota as they joyfully make their way through a menagerie of media made for teens. We're talking movies, books, tv shows, music and more! Laugh and cry along with the Cota siblings with some bonkers teen media! Too old to be teens, too funny not to listen to.
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Fallen- How can my biblically accurate angel boyfriend be this cute?
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On this week's episode we're covering the boring and just kind of bothersome movie Fallen from 2016. It's about an angel creeping on a woman. Also in this episode, Suesie is so angry at Frank. Frank complains about ripping off Superman. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Shoop Shoop(It's in his Kiss) by Betty Everett. We have shirts! Find…
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Renegade Nell- "I gave you my money, you don't need my eyeballs"
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On this week's we're fighting for a penny farthing and protecting the queen from the idiot, Thomas right alongside with Renegade Nell. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about fleeing from a movie theater. Frank describes the early days of AOL. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Frankly Mr. Shankly by the Smiths. We have shirts! Find them…
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Damsel- Glowworms: You can just hang out and listen. No pressure. Have a good day.
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On this week's episode Millie Bobby Brown is getting launched into a hole and coming out with a dragon. Also on this episode Suesie thinks about Shrek. Frank voices the concerns of the glowworms. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is At the Bottom of Everything by Bright Eyes. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/…
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On this week's episode, it's time for Tara's podcast to make it to the big leagues. But can she maintain her secret identity as radio rebel or will everyone find out the painfully shy girl has been flooding them with positivity and acceptance? Also, on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for his forgiveness of a bully. Frank imagines a world where …
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Zapped- Zendaya is doing her best with these gross boys
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading into disgusting territory with Zapped. A whole bunch of boys who don't know how to be people. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Humphrey the dog. Frank thinks Humphrey is a chaos demon. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com…
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On this week's episode we're hanging at an aiport in Florida with Annie who is trying to get her parents back together or destroying her mom's life accidentally. It's FBF. Also on this episode, Suesie doesn't understand Kingdom Hearts like 99% of the world. Frank wants Cheezbud to be treated the way he deserves. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. …
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Dune Part 2- Ah, to be traveling south in a little pod on the back of a worm
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading back to Arakkis to watch a mom do her best to help her son make some terrible decisions in Dune part 2! Also, on this episode, Suesie finds out the horrors that are Pokemon. Frank ranks fictional animals he would like to ride. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Weapon of Choice by Fa…
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Extra Credit: An Interview with Chelsey Goodan author of "Underestimated The Wisdom and Power of Teenage Girls"
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On this week's episode we're discussing Chelsey Goodan's new book. A wonderful person with a wonderful book that covers many subjects important to teen girls. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Fire Drills by Dessa. Chelsey's links: Website: https://www.chelseygoodan.com/ Twitter/X: https://twitter.com/ChelseyGoodan Instagram: https://www…
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After Everything- Natalie, Nora and Tess all deserved better. Hardin deserved worse.
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(Trigger Warning: noncensual pornography, alcoholism and partner abuse) On this week's episode we're finishing the last of the After movies, After Everything. Also on this episode, Suesie is confounded by the Hardin family tree. Frank talks about the monster that is Hardin. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them her…
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Madame Web- We need Madame Web 2 yesterday!!!
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On this week's episode we're taking a look into the future with Madame Web. It wasn't that bad. Don't believe the anti-hype. Also on this episode, Suesie misunderstands uncle Ben's relationships. Frank realizes the pain of knowing about the Golden Granny. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teep…
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Lisa Frankenstein- The Worst Shadow on the Wall
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Trigger warning: Suicide, self harm, sexual assault, murder, parental death, drugs and alcohol, drink spiking On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering a movie of love and reanimation, that's right it's Lisa Frankenstein. Also on this episode Suesie calls out the paparazzi. Frank calls for capital punishment. Intro is Rebel Girl by B…
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The Host(2013): Melanie's fluctuating southern accent is heading into that cave
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On this week's episode we're covering the last of Stephenie Meyer's cinematic achievements, the Host! It's so boring. Also on this episode, Suesie finds out about Edward's pre-Bella love life. Frank tries to explain Animorphs Book 1: the Invasion as quickly as he can. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: htt…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Mutant Mayhem- Splinter isn't dad of the year but who is?
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're talking about teen turtles. That's right it's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem! Also on this episode, Suesie decides her mutant form. Frank makes an arbitrary choice. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're watching Spin a movie where a y…
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're watching Spin a movie where a young girl realizes her love of creating DJ mixes. Also on this episode, Suesie recounts the problems of reality show living. Frank points out a lack of work ethic. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/sto…
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're singing along with the 2024 Mean Girls musical. Get in loser, we're talking songs. Also on this episode, Suesie can't choose a favorite. Frank is confused by sock puppets. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Apex Predator by Auli'i Cravalho and Jaquel Spivey. We have shirts! Find them here: h…
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Beauty and the Beast (2017)- A tale as old as time... but done like a lot
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On this week's episode we have a rambling discussion about the 2017 Beauty and the Beast movie. Also on this episode, Suesie talks Robin Williams' movies. Frank has a thing for most beasts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and su…
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians(Episodes 1-3): I'll be a stinky stepdad
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Trigger warning: Brief mention of partner abuse Spoilers for the Percy Jackson book and tv series On this week's episode we're covering the beginning of Percy Jackson's journey to save his mom and the world if there's time. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank's need for stink to love Sally Jackson. Frank sings the praises of Idris Alba and …
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It's a Wonderful Knife(2023): Winnie and Bernie vs alternate timelines
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First podcast of the new year and It's a Wonderful Knife! On this episode a young woman finds out how bad were town would be if she didn't kill a serial killer. Also on this episode Suesie defends Goofy and wonders if he would commit purposeful homicide. Frank wants there to be more knife. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirt…
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Deadly Debutante- It's even stranger than that
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about the Lifetime movie, Deadly Debutante. Also on this episode, Suesie imagines herself a Mia. Frank pitches a birthday present for Jake Gyllenhaal. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please ra…
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The Rachels- Three Rachels enter, two Rachels leave!
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On this episode of Teen Girl Talk we're covering a movie with three different Rachels and a lot of problems regarding the yearbook. Also on this episode Suesie calls out brunette Rachel. Frank remembers his time on the track team. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-gir…
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Five Nights at Freddy's- I want to be a pizza daredevil
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We're covering the hit horror movie, Five Nights at Freddy's and there's not a whole lot here. Also, we thought that we were going to get away from Josh Hutcherson child murder movies but sometimes you make mistakes. Also on this episode, Suesie is weirded out by Vanessa. Frank continues to be an intro bummer. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikin…
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2: Those left behind
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On this episode we're finishing up our Hunger Games movie dive with Mockingjay part 2. Also on this episode Suesie starts a new Jersey Shore fanfiction. Frank talks about Animorphs. Again. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. To try Magic Mind, go to magicmind.com/teengirl and use code teengirl20 for 56% off your first month or 20% a one t…
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes: Katniss are swamp potaters
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In this episode we're covering the Hunger Games prequel The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes where Lucy Gray Baird struggles to survive the Hunger Games and the block of wood that is Coriolus Effect Snow. Also on this episode Suesie makes a good witness for Darth Vader. Frank talks about his cross country past. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Out…
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The Hunger Games- Mockingjay part 1: The fire ignites ready to melt the snow
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We're heading into the endgame of the Hunger Games with Mockingjay part 1. The move is still sad though there are less children in this one. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders why Nic Cage won't call Frank back. Frank knows just how hot Pedro Pascal is. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is The Hanging Tree by Jennifer Lawrence from the Mo…
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Hunger Games- Catching Fire: The spark ignites
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We're covering the second Hunger Games movie and boy it just gets sadder. Also on this episode, Suesie finds out a secret about Frank's digimon past. Frank gets upset again. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is the dialogue between Richter Belmont and Dracula during Castlevania: Symphony of the Night by Konami. We have shirts! Find them her…
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The Hunger Games- Let them eat mahogany
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On this episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the first Hunger Games movie. And boy oh boy does this movie hit different for us than when it first came out. Also on this episode, Suesie thinks about Frank and Krampus on the dating scene. Frank has to find his way out of an impossible choice. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Before H…
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Goosebumps(Season 1 Episodes 4-6): Supercharged with worms
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the next three episodes of Goosebumps(2023)! This show is so good. Get ready for worms and puppets. Also on this episode, Suesie doesn't know what a hand truck. Similarly, Frank doesn't know what a handtruck isn't either. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them…
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On this week's extra credit we're playing a game where Frank gives Suesie a tagline and she has to come up with a movie. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirl…
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Goosebumps(2023) Episodes 1-3: Margot and punctuality are cool
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're getting goosebumps with the first three episodes of the new Goosebumps series. Also on this episode, Suesie thinks that Frank will forgot his old love for a new one. Frank talks about the one Fear Street book he knows about. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here:…
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Totally Killer- Always remember to say "I love you"
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(Trigger Warning: Brief mentions of genocide and parental abuse) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering a time travel horror movie where Jaime tries to stop a killer in 1987 and save her mom in the future and past. Also on this episode Suesie calls out our obvious and rightful shortcomings. Frank accidentally brings the bummers. I…
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Extra Credit: Did Frank remember this wrong?
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On this week for extra credit we're delving into Frank's past to see what he remembers. Get ready for a lot of talk about Beast Wars. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@g…
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Wish Upon a Star- The many trials of Kyle(or Jeff)
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On this week's episode we're covering a weird Freaky Friday type movie called Wish Upon a Star. Also on this episode Suesie is actually defending a boyfriend. Frank calls out gym class. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscr…
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For extra credit this week, Suesie recounts the last few episodes of Cruel Summer season 2 because Frank just can't. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill and outro is Dragula by Rob Zombie. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengi…
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the unbeliavably funny movie, Joy Ride. Where four friends head to China for various reasons and come back changed both personally and in their friendships. Also on this episode Suesie gives good advice about horses. Frank recounts moments from pottery class. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by …
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Stranger Things(Season 1-Episodes 5-8): The Byers living room is more just like the Byers' pile of ashes
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On this week's episode we're covering the tail end of season 1 of Stranger Things. Secrets are revealed. Battles are fought in the battlefield of the Byers' living room. Also on this episode Suesie thinks about the life of the intern for Tony the Tiger. Frank talks about crying in the third person alot. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.…
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StrangerThings(Season1Episodes1-4): Joyce Byers will tear the Upside Down apart with her bare hands
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On this week's episode, we're heading to Hawkins, Indiana to deal with the disappearance of Will Byers. Also on this episode, Suesie contemplates a world where old men have guns in handbags. Frank calls out Suesie's movie plans. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-…
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On this week's episode we're dealing with a much better version of Fight Club. Also on this episode Suesie has to deal with uppity cats. Frank brings up some nerd stuff. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show …
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The Darkest Minds- Well, I'm sad now
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(Trigger Warning: Sexual assault, seizure and child death) On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the movie, The Darkest Minds which deserves a sequel even now. Also on this episode Suesie points out who the good men are. Frank drops some controversial Pokemon takes. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Fi…
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Cruel Summer(S2E1-4): More confrontations than you can shake a stick at
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with confrontations. Oh no, it's the first four episodes of Cruel Summer season 2. Sigh. Also on this episode, Suesie answers a question. Frank brings some confusing alpha male discussion. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/s…
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Barbie- Am I a Barbie dreaming I'm a woman or a woman dreaming I'm a Barbie?
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're getting into the new classic, Barbie! This one is a wild ride with Margot Robbie, America Ferrera and Ryan Gosling. Also on this episode Suesie speaks on behalf of the people. Frank is Kenough. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stor…
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Special Episode: An Interview with Loveboat, Taipei author, Abigail Hing Wen
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On our special episode we're sitting down with author, Abigail Hing Wen! She is a NYT Best Selling Author of “Loveboat, Taipei'' and Executive Producer of “Love in Taipei”. It's out today on Paramount Plus! Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Abigail's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abigailhingwen/ Abigail's Facebook: https://www.fa…
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Deadly Influencer- I have no internet yet I must influence
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about the manager from your nightmares, Skyler. Who just wishes soeone would appreciate her for all the things she does around her. Also on this episode Suesie wishes Doreen would take advantage of all the great things at her local library. Frank is hanging out at the library and having a grea…
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Stalker's Prey 2: Predator's Obsession- Dominic Steelchin
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with more sharks and the same stalker. That's right, it's Predator's Obsession, the sequel to Stalker's Prey. Also on this episode, Suesie misses an old clothes modeling friend. Frank figures out clone differences. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: h…
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Stalker's Prey- Meet the new worst mom
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On this week's episode we're finding out where a fake shark researcher starts out. That's right we're covering Stalker's Prey. Also on this episode Suesie feels bad for Nick. Frank is confounded by shark hate but might also be guilty. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze- Go, ninja, go, ninja, go!
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Cowabunga, dudes! On this week's episode we're covering the second live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Also, on this episode Suesie decides on her epitaph. Frank talks about the Shredder just chilling. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Pl…
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On this episode we deal with a big bucket of wallpaper paste called S. Darko. Also on this episode, Suesie distracts herself from the movie. Frank talks about how he would style all over Edward Cullen. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, r…
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2: This got really gross towards the end
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On this week's episode we're ending our trip into the Twilight Saga with Breaking Dawn part 2. Woof. Both as an expression of exasperation and because wolves. Also on this episode, Suesie defends the Cullens. Aro giggles a lot. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Check out our sponsor this week at Tallo.com/teengirltalk! We have shirts! F…
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Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse- Miles Morales vs. the Multiverse
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're checking back in with Miles Morales and the rest of the Spider-verse. Also on this episode, Suesie comes up with a great idea. Frank complains about Rorscach's smell. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast C…
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The Little Mermaid(2023)- Admittedly, I feel kind of magical
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On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're talking about The Little Mermaid. A colorful and joyful film with Halle Bailey singing like an angel. Also on this episode, Suesie shuts down some Javier Bardem conversation. Frank realizes he could get Prince Eric's kingdom by shaking some keys in front of him. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini…
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Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse- Anyone can be a hero
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To get ready for Spider-man: Across the Spider-verse, we're covering the orginal this week. Also, we needed a break from Twilight. Breaking Dawn was exhausting. Also on this episode, Suesie gets angry at separate answering machines. Frank talks about his love of comic books. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is What's Up Danger by Black Cav…
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