Taco and Bean with talk about different topics in the world. News, sports, Tv, and social media. HAVE FUN LISTENING!!❤️❤️❤️
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The Dirty Stayouts: Taco the Town is a podcast in which 3 comedians assemble in a field or "the fungalo" to discuss music, food and movies whilst doing performance based challenges and generally cracking wise.
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Making every little thing an adventure, Jody-style
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Burrito Quest is all about...stamina. We (Ben, Isaac, and Daniel) ate our way through the Specialty Burrito menu at Santa Fe Grill, a fast food eatery located inside Pic Quik convenience stores in Las Cruces, New Mexco. This list is a good 60 burritos long, and it took us all of 2009, and a quarter of 2010. Along the way we met and (we like to think) befriended a burristro who we named Salsa Bro. Toward the end of our quest, Salsa Bro was unceremoniously fired for, rumor has it, giving free ...
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"To Your Health & Wellness" features Dr. George Siegfried as he comments on the latest news in the world of health & wellness. A fascinating and informative show for people wanting to gain a deeper understanding of steps they can take toward improving their health and wellness. Dr. Siegfried can be reached at 503-472-6550 Dr. Siegfried's Biography Dr. George Siegfried, D.C. has been practicing wellness for over 35 years in McMinnville, Oregon, with an emphasis on general chiropractic service ...
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Dr. George Siegfried takes us on a fascinating journey through the history of the potato. Dr. Siegfried is interviewed by Porter Blackburn. To schedule a consultation with Dr. Siegfried, please call (503) 472-6550.
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Dr. George Siegfried takes us on a fascinating journey through the history of the potato. Dr. Siegfried is interviewed by Porter Blackburn
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The AiJS 4th Anniversary Episode! Tom and I are driving home from Vermont, Tom insults all the listeners, we discuss the end of Jody’s retirement, ponder whether or not your earholes can get bigger, not using bunk beds, editing the podcast down to 3 minutes and 5 seconds, and how Jody wrote the lyrics to a song Outlyer produced and performed. At th…
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Episode 48: Find out what happens when 7 friends staying in a Disney vacation condo sample Brach's Late Night Taco Truck jelly beans after having dinner and drinks at the Grand Floridian resort. I won't spoil the surprise, but they are about as good as the Thanksgiving candy corn from episode 46 (possibly because they are made by the same company).…
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S2 Episode 3: Shredded Squid & the Mung Bean Flavored Soy Drink
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On tonight's installment of your new favorite periodical, reforming public urination laws, the gang chomps on some Tai seasoned shredded squid and washes it down with some Mong Lee Shang mung bean flavored soy drink (with tapioca balls), Michelle throws her money around, Kanye's new video, haunted bathrooms, Having a good week/ having a bad week, d…
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S2 Episode 2: Mong Lee Shang Grass Jelly Drink
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On Tonight's fantastic episode of the Pod you love to lurve, The gang chugs exotic Chinese beverages, tales from the rat race, unpacking Kanye's recent Instagram shenanigans, and Matthew doubles down by dissolving a chunk of palm sugar in Michelle's grass jelly drink and gulping it down to the delight of all. All this and of course... TRIVIA…
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S2 Episode 1: People Whom that have Died
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The Dirty Stayouts are BACK in the Fungalo for season 2 of their highly acclaimed and reasonably wacky comedy podcast program! On tonight's episode, the gang pays tribute to Bob Saget, Meat Loaf and Louie Anderson, picks fights with the rich & famous, plays a special round of trivia and enjoys one anothers company. All this plus Michelle gets every…
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IN TODAY'S EPISODE: Dr. Siegfried talks about the avocado- an incredibly healthy food. Later in today's episode, Dr. Siegfried discusses the value of eating grass-fed grass-finished meat TO SCHEDULE A CONSULTATION WITH DR. SIEGFRIED: Call his office at 503-472-6550 TO DOWNLOAD A TRANSCRIPTION OF THIS EPISODE, please click on this link https://docs.…
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Episode 47 covers dog sitting, the using smart bulbs when Amazon is down, and Jody and Tom driving around Maine looking for ice cream. Everything one could want from episode 47!
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EP 46: Celebrating Our 3rd Anniversary with Candy Corn
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You know the Brach's "Thanksgiving Dinner" candy corn everyone is talking about? Jody, Tom and Tim ate a hearty meal of turkey, stuffing, green beans, cranberry sauce, apple pie and coffee [candy corn] so you won't have to! And really, you shouldn't.
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Show No. 17- Are Tortillas and Pinto Beans Healthy?
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First topic in today's show: Are tortillas healthy? Dr. Siegfried addresses this important question in his show. In the second half of today's show, Dr. Siegfried talks about Pinto Beans. To Schedule a Nutritional Consultation with Dr. Siegfried, call 503-472-6550
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On tonight's episode, what band could fight Rammstein? the lost VH1 Reality shows of yesteryear, Who is the oldest actor with the most sex appeal? Genre switch remakes, someone has COVID, Deflowering soundtracks, The Truth About Cats & Dogs, EMF, Peter Jackson, Michelle falls for a tiny Giraffe with a big personality, Top 3 songs about Rocking and …
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Tonight on an extra dumb episode, The Stayouts do their best Fred Sanfords, see who can utter the phrase "shut the fuck up" with the most authority and pathos, improvisational bullfrog singing, Matthew takes his new ventriloquist act to the clubs, the secret shame of the Mengele family, Top 3 Famous Animals and Michelle becomes genuinely irritated …
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On this week's odorous opus, a nice taco meal between friends devolves inexplicably into a would you rather of bestiality, With hilarious results! Also, Matt & Ryan share their memories of not going to Woodstock 99, a new character with a questionable accent attempts to curry Michelle's favor while she tries in vain to change the subject and of cou…
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On this decadent and delectable dose of the podcast that loves to loaf and loafs to live, The Stayouts welcome their first ever guest, the incomparable Molly Hynes, to the Fungalo. Also sex, cults, sex cults, staring contests, breath play, coffee, boobs, Beards, Matthew refuses to stop doing his Ringo Starr impression and the gang meets a crab who …
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On this enticing episode of the most inexplicable podcast on the internet, BALLS, relationships, Would you rather mate with an alien lizard or giant bug? trying to curry the favor of our most loyal and vocal listener and of course TRIVIA.By Dirty Stayouts
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Episode 45, the only episode that talks about both trampolines AND wedding mimes, and features everyone's favorite guest, Tom! As a special treat, Noxema gets another shout-out (in audio actually recorded in December 2020. Finally, I apologize for sounding like I ate gravel and look forward to asking everyone I grew up with if they were attending t…
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Filled to their brims with delicious Fungalo tacos and Kombucha, The gang is surprised by a horse, Attends an IRL partay with the whoms whom of the defunct local comedy scene, Michelle gets grilled, Ryan passes for gay, Matthew introduces the world to Mexico the Ladybug and someone gets special birthday treats Plus TRIVIA!…
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To wet your comedy podcast whistle while a swarm of transplanted humanoid edit-bots finishes the undercoating on episode 24, Some pod straight off of the cutting room floor of the Dirty Stayouts' triumphant return to the Fungalo following a 6 month Zoom hiatus.By Dirty Stayouts
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Episode 23: A Tuba Meets a Bullfrog
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We’re BACK! After a long hard winter and an underwhelming spring, the Dirty Stayouts are vaccinated and back together recording LIVE at the Fungalo! After a rapid-fire reference-o-rama and some risque ruminations and repartee, one of the Stayouts reveals themselves to be a robot replicant, Nazi scalps for the writing room, Michelle’s first cup of c…
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We're back! Won't ask if you missed us, we'll just assume you did. We're pulling the band-aid off and getting back into your ears with some stuff we've been squirreling away since the beginning of the year. There's more where that came from, but you'll have to wait for the next episode! For now, relax with a nice snack and enjoy quick discussions a…
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On Tonight's long lost (but now am found) episode, The ol Stayouts gang discusses which one of them has the strongest pimp hand, who is a cougar and what is the gayest movie they have ever seen, Matthew gets politically incorrect, Michelle knits a nice summer blanket, everybody gets vaccinated, and TRIVIA!!!…
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Tonight! On this perfectly portioned episode... Do white people REALLY smell? Paper Airplanes, Sloppy Joe's, Matt returns to the world of live standup comedy, Michelle has too much coffee, Ryan talks about Ben Affleck and Justice League, the songs that you would most and least want to hear on repeat forever, the FUN new game, WHOSE GOT THE BIRD? an…
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Episode 20: Macaroni Snake: The Revenge
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On this week's belated edition of the podcast you love to like... Clicky the bi-polar Row Counter lets loose, play by play on the death of roast battle, Ryan visits the International Market, Sex cults, electrified elephants, Therapy, Would you rather punch your Mom or get punched by your Dad? More movie trivia and our Top 3 Pro Wrestling Moves.…
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Episode 19: Mystery of the Matt's Car Marble Cake
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On Today's Pod, Frogneck, Milkshake Baths, selling drugs to classic rock bands, Cum Bootcha, Ryan talks The Snyder Cut, Least Sexy foods, Trivia and we find out once and for all, is there cake in Matt's car or isn't there? Plus, Chirps & Marbles!By Dirty Stayouts
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On Tonight's 'Sode, the eternal question, taser or pepper spray? the pod picks up some Bots in Ireland, Michelle knits it up, Matthew embraces the Smoothie lifestyle, Ryan gets back in therapy, Shelly the Shell, Yoga, First Movies, Trivia and Top 3 films set in New York City.By Dirty Stayouts
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On Today's fine feathered offering, the terrible realization that we are always tasting our teeth, Matthew has a run-in with the law, Michelle plays a speed round of Trivia for a chance to win a bathroom break, Ryan overdoes it on Kombucha and seltzers, adventures in body-switching and another round of movie trivia!…
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On tonight's Laid Back Installment, a new character throws the group dynamic into disarray (its not who you think), the show finally gets its due in Serbia, A spirited debate on the subject of "What is a Sandwich?", tales of grievous bodily injury, Movie Trivia, and Top 3 songs for depression! Additional Music: Lukrembo Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.c…
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Heyo ! Are you ready for another fun round of movie trivia with your buds, The Dirty Stayouts? Play along at home for a chance to really feel a part of our special sauce (the secret ingredient is love)By Dirty Stayouts
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On tonight's exciting installment of your favorite show, some existential/paranormal ennui from a seedy motel room in parts unknown, Michelle reads a Eulogy for a very much still-alive Matthew, ruminations on auto-erotic asphyxiation, everyone tries to make sense of the rules to the game of football, remember plot points from Death Wish and rates t…
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On Today's Bonus Performance segment, the gang plays "First Degree Burn" a film based trivia game invented by The Stayouts' own Matthew Woodland. Its a real hoot, i gotta tell you.By Dirty Stayouts
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Episode 14: Sylvia Plath (the mouse)
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Tonight! More appetizers and apologies with Michelle, cool stories about getting caught, Sylvia Plath the Mouse meets Marbles the Cat, Ryan grapples with the imminent cancellation of Marilyn Manson and everybody gets weird with chap stick. All this plus the Top 3 movie endings.By Dirty Stayouts
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In this Bonus Performance segment, exorcised from episode 12, The Dirty Stayouts crew does a little standup comedy for your amusement.By Dirty Stayouts
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Episode 13: Who Looks Like Mashed Potatos?
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Tonight on the Pod, We play the fun new game, "Who Looks Like Mashed Potatos?", Another episode of our show within a show, Michelle Talarico: Nasty Bitch in the Kitchen, Matthew tells tales of Roast Battle, Ryan welcomes Black Batman, A few friendly rounds of movie trivia and our Top 3 Nick Cage flicks. All this on the Lucky 13th episode of The Dir…
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On Tonight's Scintillating installment, the highly anticipated "Soliciting Sex on XMAS" story, Michelle apologizes for her past comments about the band, Korn, Ryan finds his metal voice and the Stayouts play an epic game of TRIVIA. All this plus Top 3 Songs about Mass Destruction and a generous amount of gratuitous chap stick application.…
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On tonight's Pod, the gang recalls having too much coffee, laments trying to stay fit, speculates on their popularity in the demographic of local gay butchers and gives each other some sincere words of encouragement. All that plus Matthew and Ryan sensually put on chapstick to Michelle's complete chagrin.…
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On tonight's show, the Stayouts share their best/worst car crash stories, a beginners guide to classical music, an existentialist view of suicide, Roman Polanski's hot tub, Matthew continues to tease a tawdry tale of crime and passion and Michelle finds a side hustle as a hair model, all this plus Juggling! What more could you possibly want!?…
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In the exciting conclusion to Episode 9, Michelle rates her conquests and solicits dating advice which leads to a nuanced discussion of relationships among the group. Plus we try to guess what Ryan has ordered for dinner and discuss our top rated double albums.By Dirty Stayouts
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Episode 9 Part One: Teddy Bear Pic-a-nic
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Tonight on the program, The Dirty Stayouts join in on this whole "Pandemic" fad by meeting remotely over holograms. Matthew evades a remote forest full of bears live on air, Michelle gets a tarot card reading and gentrification forces everybody to ponder death. Also, rice cakes, rice pudding and some love line style relationship queries. This episo…
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Episode 8: Dirty Mike & the Casseroles
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Recorded on tape, Live from the Fungalo! Food stories and technical difficulties, we exorcise the ghost of the band 311 from our chord, ask, "What is a Casserole, anyway?" ramp up our anxiety by running through home invasion scenarios and meet a real salty character by the name of Dirty Mike, plus the latest from the Kazoonatics... All on tonight's…
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Ep 43: The Christmas Howler Monkey Episode
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Everything you ever wanted to hear about Christmas. We have your bad Christmas movie (Santa's Christmas House}, the 1-5 scale Christmas light ratings, and of course, howler monkeys. But seriously, none of that matters when I say these words: "poisonous elbow sacks". We here at Adventures in Jodysitting hope you have a mentally and physically health…
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On tonight's top shelf menu: claw hands! some ruminations on the consumption of human flesh in survival and recreational situations, Michelle does the Roger Rabbit, we meet a rascally cat named Marbles and rate the top 5 strategies for ending a relationship.By Dirty Stayouts
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From the Fungalo! The Ol Stayouts gang picks out their stripper names and finds the ghost of Chris Cornell in a mic chord. Plus, Dramatic Readings & Top 5 snack cakes!By Dirty Stayouts
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Episode 5: Revenge of the Donut Man
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This week in the Taco-Dome, the potential upsides of getting a colonoscopy, the horrifying secrets of a beloved local donut shop, the gang analyzes Michelle's cursive handwriting, thinks about how they might like to die plus their top 5 dipping sauces!By Dirty Stayouts
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Episode 4: Nothing Ventured, Nothing Staind
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This week, the gang leaves the wilds of Sheldon Field and sets up shop at a new dojo known henceforth as the Taco-Dome. They do impressions, air some local comedy scuttlebutt, talk at great length about late 90’s Nu Metal and finally answer the question, “If you were a bagel, what kind would you be?” All this and Top 5 film villains on this episode…
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Episode 3: Masters of the Kazooniverse
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This week, in a slightly different section of Sheldon Field (still corn adjacent)...the gang recall their old brawling days, rate their favorite kinds of sushi/Fiona Apple records and contend with the wrath of cheap batteries from the Acme Surplus store.By Dirty Stayouts
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Episode 2: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
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Back in Sheldon Field for their sophomore outing, It's the Dirty Stayouts: Taco the Town. This week, the gang gives some updates on their taco habits, plays "Truth or Dare" and discusses their Top 5 Hair Metal bands.By Dirty Stayouts
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On this episode: A mouse meets his end eating taco bell in Ryan's car, Matthew ruins some perfectly good banana bread and the gang learns of Michelle's intense fear of chewing gum all while sharing harrowing personal tales of food poisoning in Sheldon Field. All this and more on the exciting (?) first installment of The Dirty Stayouts: Taco the Tow…
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Another Jody and Tom in the car episode! How long do you have to live somewhere before you can be considered a local? Jody thinks less than 7 years. Also, everything she knows about country clubs she learned from Caddyshack. Be the ball. Lastly, and most importantly, it’s time to pondering a Hall and Oates classic. She may be gone, but we have a lo…
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I really do want to make clear up front that sometimes we invite Tim over for dinner and we don't feed him weird cake or awful beverages. But sometimes we do, and when we do, we like to record the results. My friend Jane posted a recipe for "Beef Fizz" on her Facebook page so of course we had to run to the store and get the many, many ingredients. …
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