Best Tea Payne Podcasts (2025)

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Margaret Josephs Unfiltered Fashion Regrets Jersey Drama and What’s Next 57:24

7h ago57:24

57:24

Margaret Josephs joins Reality Court for a candid fast moving conversation about her most memorable fashion moments including being named Reality Court’s Best Dressed at BravoCon this year the real state of Real Housewives of New Jersey and where she stands as the franchise faces an uncertain future. Funny honest and direct Margaret reflects on rei…

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Vicki’s Coming Back, Kyle’s Still in Love, and We Accidentally Invented the Bluetooth Orgasm 52:21

3d ago52:21

52:21

Vicki Gunvalson wants her orange back and her vengeance louder. Kyle can’t quit Mauricio (or Morgan… or the fantasy). Nene might return. Todd vs. Bravo is heating up. And somehow this episode spirals into hands-free orgasms, lavender marriages, and why some Housewives should be legally retired. It’s Christmas, the filters are OFF, and Reality Court…

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(Part 2) Sex, Todd, and Other Crimes Against Bravo 44:28

9d ago44:28

44:28

We’re back in peak Reality Court form. From Sheena Shay’s oversharing to Kyle Richards’ confirmation, Todd rankings, Bravo breakups, and housewife chaos across franchises, the docket is full and the opinions are flying. Messy testimony. Unfiltered verdicts. Court is in session. This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast ne…

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(Part 1) When Reality Gets Real 30:20

9d ago30:20

30:20

This episode steps outside the Bravo bubble and into a real-world tragedy that sparks a necessary conversation about mental health, addiction, and accountability. Using the Rob Reiner case as a starting point, we talk honestly about schizophrenia, stigma, medication, and the gaps in mental health care — without jokes, verdicts, or easy answers. A h…

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145. Author Interview with Vaseem Khan 1:01:58

14d ago1:01:58

1:01:58

Frankie is joining the Q to speak to Vaseem Khan, author of Quantum of Menace, to discuss what it was like to work with the Ian Fleming estate, writing standalones vs serieseses, tricking readers and his camel-based escape plan. Order your copy of Quantum of Menace here Follow Vaseem on Instagram at @vaseemkhanwriter or visit his website at www.vas…

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(Part 2) The Trip, The Tea, and the Total Meltdown 47:41

21d ago47:41

47:41

Ana is back from BravoCon and her ill-timed international adventure, COVID, cliffs, and all — and she and Ace are unpacking everything they didn’t get to say on camera. From BravoCon backstage tea to the Alexia–Todd–Marisol triangle, the OC rumor mill, Whitney’s failed business saga, and a truly shocking Brandi Glanville update, nothing is off-limi…

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(Part 1) The Trip, The Tea, and the Total Meltdown 1:14:53

22d ago1:14:53

1:14:53

Ana is back from BravoCon and her ill-timed international adventure, COVID, cliffs, and all — and she and Ace are unpacking everything they didn’t get to say on camera. From BravoCon backstage tea to the Alexia–Todd–Marisol triangle, the OC rumor mill, Whitney’s failed business saga, and a truly shocking Brandi Glanville update, nothing is off-limi…

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144. Author Interview with Mark Edwards 1:06:07

21d ago1:06:07

1:06:07

Frankie is buzzing to chat to Mark Edwards, author of The Wasp Trap, to discuss spotting psychopaths in the wild, difficult book children, climbing the first draft mountain and shocking karaoke performances. Order your copy of The Wasp Trap here. Follow Mark on Instagram at @markedwardsauthor. Want to talk books? Email us at readandburiedpodcast@gm…

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BravoCon Chaos, Cult Queens & Housewives History 1:06:59

30d ago1:06:59

1:06:59

Ace Fanning and Ryan Bailey team up for a Thanksgiving feast of Bravo nostalgia, unhinged Housewives debates, and the ultimate ranking of the most iconic moments in franchise history. From Brooks Ayers’ “girth Brooks” era to Phaedra’s legendary reunion read, Kim Zolciak’s Bentley-cigarette performances, and the Amsterdam glass-shatter that changed …

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Candy’s Divorce, Kathy’s Break-In & Salt Lake Chaos — with Pink Shade’s Mary Payne 1:29:21

1M ago1:29:21

1:29:21

Ace Fanning is joined by Pink Shade legend Mary Payne for a hysterical, unfiltered ride through the Bravo universe. From Kandi Burruss’ post-BravoCon divorce bombshell to Sutton and Kathy Hilton’s “luxury item” burglaries, no housewife is safe from the gavel. The duo dives into Robert Cosby Jr.’s latest arrest, Jared Osmond’s cringe moment with Bri…

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BravoCon Blowups, Airport Fights & Salt Lake Chaos 1:07:41

1M ago1:07:41

1:07:41

Ace brings in his “lavender marriage” partner Katelyn for the most unhinged BravoCon recap yet. From Sheena Shay’s alleged brawl to Jeff Lewis’ SNAP-gate comment that set the internet on fire. They break down Adriana hijacking the Miami panel, Lisa Hochstein’s airport showdown, and Portia’s FBI-flagged airplane altercation. Plus: Paige vs. Shep dra…

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Alexia in the Elevator?! Miami Drama & Jersey Bombshells from BravoCon 43:38

1M ago43:38

43:38

Ace and Ana are live from BravoCon with Miami mayhem, Jersey bombshells, and one very unexpected elevator moment with Alexia. They break down Vicki’s orange, backstage chaos, podcasters acting like Housewives, Carl looking beautiful, Seth Marks surprising everyone, and the latest whispers about RHONJ and Salt Lake City. Tap in for peak Bravo mess. …

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Murder, Makeup & Maple Bars 1:23:57

1M ago1:23:57

1:23:57

Ace sends Ana funeral flowers for her birthday, Jami Rice gets sworn in under the law of Andy Cohen, and somehow they all end up debating donuts, dog parks, and the death of Emily Simpson’s extensions. It’s Housewives court meets true-crime chaos—with frosting. This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital…

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143. Podcasting Chat with Philippa Hall of Quick Book Reviews 55:21

1M ago55:21

55:21

Frankie is starting a podcasters support group with Philippa Hall, host of the chart-topping Quick Book Reviews, to discuss her phenomenal success, the highs and lows of podcasting, editing and admin anxiety and, of course, biscuits. Subscribe to Quick Book Reviews here. Follow Philippa everywhere at @quick_book_reviews. Want to talk books? Email u…

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Ana Turns 59 (again), Bravo Blows Up & Louie’s “AI” Meltdown: The Reality Court Birthday Special 1:20:44

2M ago1:20:44

1:20:44

It’s Ana’s big 5-9 and Ace came ready with confetti and controversy. From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ bisexual bombshell to the viral Louie Ruelas “AI” video, nothing’s off limits in this week’s Reality Court. Ana defends (and roasts) Louie’s meltdown while Ace breaks down why it’s giving “red flag, not robot.” Plus, the hosts dish on Kyle Ri…

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Sprinkle Cookies and Secret Deals: The Real Story Behind RHONJ’s Pause 1:01:37

2M ago1:01:37

1:01:37

Kim D enters the Reality Courtroom and swears to tell the whole truth—about everything happening behind the cameras in Jersey. From Teresa and Louie’s secret reconciliation lunch to Bravo’s test-shoot meltdown and which Housewives might get axed next, Kim brings receipts, psychic predictions, and shade hotter than the Sprinkle Cookies oven. If you …

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142. The Return of T.M. Payne 50:24

2M ago50:24

50:24

Frankie is back on the Wirrel with returning guest T.M. Payne, author of Count The Dead, to discuss how her career has blossomed over the last year, finding the perfect partner in writing and in life, future book plans and chocolate-covered acorns. Order your copy of Count The Dead here Follow Tina on Instagram at @tmpayneauthor. Want to talk books…

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(Part 2) Age Before Beauty… and Heather Gay Reverse-Cowgirls Captain Jason. Yeehaw 33:05

2M ago33:05

33:05

Ana gets misty-eyed and Ace gets thoughtful as Reality Court dives into Adriana’s on-camera crisis, the realities of getting older in a Bravo world that worships youth, and why empathy looks better than filler. Then it’s on to Salt Lake, where Heather Gay’s new glow might have less to do with GLP-1 and more to do with Below Deck’s hottest captain. …

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(Part 1) Age Before Beauty… and Heather Gay Reverse-Cowgirls Captain Jason. Yeehaw 57:03

2M ago57:03

57:03

Ana gets misty-eyed and Ace gets thoughtful as Reality Court dives into Adriana’s on-camera crisis, the realities of getting older in a Bravo world that worships youth, and why empathy looks better than filler. Then it’s on to Salt Lake, where Heather Gay’s new glow might have less to do with GLP-1 and more to do with Below Deck’s hottest captain. …

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Halloween chaos, Housewives meltdowns, and Bravo’s favorite insider—Christian Gray Snow takes the stand. 1:42:38

2M ago1:42:38

1:42:38

It's Halloween at Reality Court, and chaos is in session. Ana Quincoces and Ace Fanning are joined by Christian Gray Snow for a sharp, funny, and unfiltered look at the week in reality TV. No tricks, all truth—just another day in the Reality Court courtroom, where the rules of evidence don’t apply and hearsay is king. Learn more about your ad choic…

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(Part 2) Hexes, Housewives & Hypocrisy 34:52

2M ago34:52

34:52

Ana and Ace go full paranormal investigator as they break down Lea Black’s shocking revelation claims that Marisol put a hex on her — complete with Cuban saints, owl eyelashes, and a side of gossip hotter than Miami asphalt. Plus: Gretchen Rossi’s anti-LGBTQ “likes,” Alexia’s hypocrisy, and why Bravo might be facing its own witch trial. This is ano…

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(Part 1) Hexes, Housewives & Hypocrisy 41:48

2M ago41:48

41:48

Ana and Ace go full paranormal investigator as they break down Lea Black’s shocking revelation claims that Marisol put a hex on her — complete with Cuban saints, owl eyelashes, and a side of gossip hotter than Miami asphalt. Plus: Gretchen Rossi’s anti-LGBTQ “likes,” Alexia’s hypocrisy, and why Bravo might be facing its own witch trial. This is ano…

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From Catfights to Compassion: Joanna Krupa’s Real Reality Check 1:02:14

2M ago1:02:14

1:02:14

Ana Quincoces and Ace Fanning welcome Real Housewives of Miami alum and Polish Top Model host Joanna Krupa to the bench. The supermodel gets candid about her divorce, motherhood, and why she walked away from reality TV’s toxic chaos. Joanna opens up about her hit series Street Rescue, her lifelong devotion to animal welfare, and the lessons she’s l…

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B12, Birkins & Bad Behavior 1:17:47

2M ago1:17:47

1:17:47

Ace swears he once worked at a five-Michelin-star restaurant (which doesn’t exist), Ana admits she might be more of a man than him, and together they unpack everything from Denise Richards’ arrest-happy husband to the Real Housewives of Miami drama that refuses to die. Plus, find out what Ace would steal in a burglary (spoiler: it’s not the Birkin)…

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The Real House-Whys of Miami 1:10:55

2M ago1:10:55

1:10:55

Why is Julia still apologizing? Why is Marisol still employed? And why did Bravo blow their load in Part 1? Ana and Ace ask the hard-hitting questions no one else dares to as they close the case on the final episode of RHOM maybe ever… This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company …

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Part Two: “Gavel to Gravel: From Mugshots to Housewives” 57:42

2M ago57:42

57:42

Reality Court picks up right where it left off. Ace and Ana return to tackle Salt Lake City’s cactus-stroking chaos, Britney Bateman’s toxic love life, and Ana’s confessions about marriage, motherhood, and mugshots. Things get personal, philosophical, and a little scandalous. Court is back in session, and this time, nobody’s holding back. This is a…

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Part One: “Sue Me, Bravo” 56:24

2M ago56:24

56:24

Ace and Ana open Reality Court with a bang dissecting Todd Nepola’s defamation lawsuit against Bravo, NBCU, and Purveyors of Pop. Ana breaks down the legal odds (spoiler: they’re not great), while Ace offers to zealously defend Bravo himself. From Todd’s alleged damages to the Smelly V case precedent, this courtroom is in session. Plus: the wild We…

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Gams, Glam, and the Great Miami Cover-Up (part 2) 46:16

3M ago46:16

46:16

Picking up where the gams left off, Ana and Ace expose bad fashion choices, Bravo blunders, and the return of Housewives delusion. From corset catastrophes to Spanx secrets, the duo debates who’s self-made, who’s self-deluded, and why Marisol’s “sympathy surgery” might just be her best performance yet. This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurr…

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The Haitian Mortician, the Coffee Maker, and the Confession Heard ’Round Miami (part 1) 43:53

3M ago43:53

43:53

Ana and Ace dissect the Real Housewives of Miami reunion—where Adriana’s secrets spill faster than champagne at the Versace Mansion. From Julia’s motel rendezvous to Alexia’s unexpected vocabulary upgrade, nothing (and no one) is safe. Buckle up for girl-code violations, unseen footage, and one very confusing definition of “petting. This is another…

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Literary Afternoon Tea with Elly Griffiths & L.V. Matthews 1:01:34

3M ago1:01:34

1:01:34

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you the brilliant Elly Griffiths and L.V. Matthews in conversation, chaired by Frankie, at a Literary Afternoon Tea at Victoria Hall in Hartley Wintney. The event was organised by the amazing Blue Bear Bookshop. Visit their online Bookshop here. A HUGE thank you to Elly Griffiths, LV Matthe…

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Order in the Court! Lisa Barlow Tries to Practice Law, Heather’s Delusion, and Bronwyn’s Mother’s Brows? (Part 2) 37:14

3M ago37:14

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Survival of the Pettiest (Part 1): Charlotte Crime, Horny Texts & Teresa on Trial 52:23

3M ago52:23

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The Cold, Hard Truth: RHOM Reunion Fallout 36:43

3M ago36:43

36:43

Ana and Richie Skye dig into the unsettling Part 1 reunion of Real Housewives of Miami. From microaggressions to manipulations, they break down why Guerdy’s treatment felt unforgivable and whether Julia’s shocking move sealed her fate. This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company …

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RHOM Reunion Explodes: Lies, Affairs, and the Hamptons Hookup Heard ‘Round the World” 1:14:40

3M ago1:14:40

1:14:40

Julia’s “Hamptons hookup” confession leaves Martina humiliated, Alexia’s veneers steal the spotlight, and Larsa’s Shein-worthy dress costs less than your Uber ride. Plus: the shady backroom deals, fake friendships, and microaggressions Bravo tried to brush under the rug. This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network a…

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From Helicopter Jumps to Housewife Drama: Special Forces Meets Orange County & Salt Lake 1:40:21

3M ago1:40:21

1:40:21

The glam is gone. This week it’s all about lawsuits, lies, and legal drama. Lisa Barlow’s $400K debt scandal is blowing up in Salt Lake, Bronwyn calls her out, and Mary Cosby shocks fans with a raw family confession. Meanwhile in the OC, Gretchen’s web of lies unravels, Slade’s finances look shady, and Tamra’s boy-band past resurfaces. Reality Cour…

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Marysol’s Schemes Adriana’s Dreams and the Finale That Flopped 1:31:24

3M ago1:31:24

1:31:24

Ana Quincoces and Ace Fanning return to Reality Court with plenty of gavels to bang as they put The Real Housewives of Miami finale under oath. From Marisol’s pajama clad PR stunt of a Christmas party to Alexia’s “happy hour” nail salon event to Adriana’s much mocked performance of I Love My Dog, nothing is safe from judgment. The duo dives into Ma…

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141. Author Interview with Danielle Valentine 1:03:47

3M ago1:03:47

1:03:47

Frankie is in the kitchen with Danielle Valentine, author of The Dead Husband Cookbook, to learn about writing her most personal book yet, creating her shadow-self, the truth about publishing and what it was like working with Ryan Murphy! Order your copy of The Dead Husband Cookbook here. Follow Danielle on Instagram at @daniellevalentinebooks. Wan…

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Marysol’s “Smoking Gun” Backfires: Manipulation, Money Myths, and Miami Moves 58:25

3M ago58:25

58:25

Marysol thinks she’s walking into the finale and reunion with a trump card but her so-called “smoking gun” is really just a squirt gun. We break down how her manipulative move against Adriana doesn’t expose anyone but herself, cementing her reputation as Miami’s puppeteer. Plus: who’s really on the chopping block, the truth about Miami’s money (old…

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Final Boarding Call: Jets, Hairy Balls & Bravo Drama 1:15:39

3M ago1:15:39

1:15:39

Ana teaches Ryan Bailey the finer points of tracking private planes, questions if Labor Day in Orlando was really “family time,” AND debates who’s bringing big D energy to the finale. Plus: reunion spoilers, Larsa’s gummy bear art, and why Julia’s on thin ice. This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital …

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140. Author Interview with Matthew Blake 46:02

3M ago46:02

46:02

Frankie will never forget her chat with Matthew Blake, author of Anna O and A Murder In Paris, where they discussed exploring the concept of memory, the importance of character in crime stories, using research as flavour and his advice for getting into screenwriting. Order your copy of A Murder in Paris here. Follow Matthew on Instagram at @matthew…

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Jersey Truce or Juicy Lie? RHOC on the Chopping Block! 1:10:46

3M ago1:10:46

1:10:46

This week on Reality Court, Ana and Christian Gray Snow are calling Bravo to the stand! Did Teresa really hint at forgiving Melissa, or is it all about that $2 million paycheck? And in the OC, whispers of Shannon’s demotion have fans clutching their nine lemons. Will Bravo double down on Alexis, or finally give the people what they want for season …

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Cruise Control: Bullseyes, Birkins & Bravo Breakdowns 54:58

3M ago54:58

54:58

Court is back in session, and Ana is joined by Gibson Johns (Gabbing with Gib) to dissect the chaos aboard the Miami Housewives cruise. From Stephanie’s chest pounding “bullseye” moment to Alexia finally throwing Marysol under the bus, no mojito goes unspilled. We talk Lisa vs. Larsa, Guerdy’s raw vulnerability, and why “Survivor for Socialites” is…

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139. The Return of L.V. Matthews 43:25

4M ago43:25

43:25

Frankie is undercover with LV Matthews, author of To Love a Liar, to discuss the real life events that inspired her new book, the lightening effect of dogs, preferred burial methods and the importance of reading with empathy. Order your copy of To Love a Liar here Follow Liv on Instagram at @l_v_matthews_author. Want to talk books? Email us at read…

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RHOC, RHOM, Purple Highlights & a Croissant in a Box 1:03:15

4M ago1:03:15

1:03:15

Ana welcomes back Richie Skye for a Housewives cross-examination that spans coast to coast. They dig into Orange County’s cruelty campaign against Katie, Tamra’s strategic flip-flopping, and Gretchen & Slade’s awkward comeback tour. Miami takes center stage with Adriana’s quiet heartbreak and the ladies who stand by her. Plus: Heather Dubrow’s Beve…

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138. Author Interview with M.W. Craven 1:09:54

4M ago1:09:54

1:09:54

Frankie is caught in the cross hairs with M.W. Craven, author of The Final Vow, to discuss his 10 year publishing anniversary, being tapped to write James Bond books, making band t-shirts "his brand" and how it feels to know that someone was buried with HIS book. Order your copy of The Final Vow here. Follow Mike on Instagram at @m.w.craven or visi…

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Kelly Dodd Unleashed: Miami Secrets, Bravo Backstabbing & the Eddie Anal Bombshell 1:04:27

4M ago1:04:27

1:04:27

Ace is out on “assignment,” but Ana brings in RHOC legend Kelly Dodd for an episode that’s way more than just another RHOM recap. From Miami’s White Lotus vibes and Stephanie’s private-jet power plays, to Larsa’s jealousy, Lisa’s new man Jodie, and why Kelly thinks Eddie has only one thing on his mind 👀… nothing is off-limits. Plus: the Bravo contr…

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Tantrums, Truths & Terrible Lie Detectors 1:26:14

4M ago1:26:14

1:26:14

Ana and Ace are back, and Ace is in the hot seat after pulling a full-on Housewife move and storming off during their last taping. This episode is equal parts chaos and therapy: Ace opens up about the stress of his wife’s high-risk pregnancy, Ana shares her own emotional spiral and “Rapunzel’s tower” coping methods, and together they break down the…

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137. The Return of Will Carver 53:06

4M ago53:06

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Frankie is in the lab with Will Carver, podcaster and author of Kill Them With Kindness, to learn why he's always busting genres, his love of character vignettes, compassion fatigue and going out on a killer line. Order your copy of Kill Them With Kindess here. Follow Will on Instagram at @will_carver or visit his website at www.willcarver.co.uk. W…

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Thee plane, thee plane…Ace, come back to the Cockpit! 58:41

4M ago58:41

58:41

Ana and Ace are back in the cockpit for another wild flight through Real Housewives of Miami. This week the 40k plane ride takes center stage with debates over jetiquette sky high shade and enough forced dancing to qualify as turbulence. But mid episode Ace Ana’s beloved co pilot vanishes from the recording proving that beneath the sarcasm and snar…

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136. Author Interview with Adele Parks 59:11

4M ago59:11

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Frankie is cleaning up with Adele Parks, author of Our Beautiful Mess, to find out how she feels about her career 25 novels later, the 40% writing balance, how she interrogates her characters and the adorable story of how her husband inspired one of her favourite books. Order your copy of Our Beautiful Mess here. Follow Adele on Instagram at @adele…

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