We made it to the epic season finale, y'all! Get ready for a battle on a boat! A wanted woman! An escape through icy waters! And so many more reasons for exclamation marks!!! Enjoy the end of season one and make sure to subscribe, cuz we'll back sooner than you think with a new batch of stories for season two, picking up right where we left off, wi…

While sailing toward Portland, Beau tells Mo the star-crossed story of how he and his old pal Lance Spurwell came to part ways, and about the cosmic bear cub whose mischief set the events in motion...listen to find out why the Lumber Dandy hightailed it outta Texas for the northwest woods, and then come back next episode for the thrilling Season Fi…

Beau & Co. hop a river steamer and encounter its larger-than-life captain, Ms. Regina Lee! And surprise: some old friends are back on board. Later, Regina clues Beau in about the Original Fairy and the story of how the world began. See you there! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lumberdandy/messageSupport this po…

Beau, Porter, and a new friend named Mo take refuge in a hollowed-out butterfly bush to escape One-Eyed Barnaby's clutches! While camping out there, Mo tells Beau the tale of the butterfly bush and about the life of the woman who bestowed its bounty on the world. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lumberdandy/messa…

No spoilers, but, like...this might just be the episode where the Lumber Dandy finally gets his axe...but you'll have to listen to find out for sure. ;) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lumberdandy/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lumberdandy/support…

Gray Damian offers Beau a glimpse into his future...what visions will he behold? What wonders and what terrors? And will Damian agree to tell him where that darn lavender axe is yet?!? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lumberdandy/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lumberdandy/sup…

Beau's woodland chariot ride takes him to the edge of a mysterious marsh, where an unlikely messenger leads him into the the cave of Gray Damian, the Oracle of Oregon! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lumberdandy/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lumberdandy/support…

We're back in the woods with Beau and Porter, picking up where we left off after the Shaving Duel. In this chapter, Beau encounters the mysterious Fraternal Order of Warm Brothers, takes part in a secret initiation ritual, and hitches a ride from a hedgehog charioteer on his way to a life-changing showdown in the Moonlit Marsh. See you there! --- S…

We're taking an important detour to West Texas in this episode to introduce you to Lance Spurwell, the wandering cowboy with the heart as tender as twilight. He loses his way in the desert, meets a ghost, witnesses a stardust cyclone, and more! Ride along with us as we find out what secrets lie inside the heart of Ash Mountain. --- Send in a voice …

Welcome to the start of a big adventure! In our first episode, we meet Mr. Beau Feller (aka the one and only future Lumber Dandy). On a walk in the woods, Beau is ambushed by a rowdy crew of woodsmen and has to find a creative solution to gain the upper hand. Afterwards, the mean-eyed boss of the crew has some harsh words for him, and that...well, …