A Warhammer 40,000 and Games Workshop based podcast. Three friends chat about the latest news from the hobby, recent releases, and give our approach to army building for all the forces we use. Sit back, pour yourself a drink and settle in.
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The Nerdhammer crew takes you through the latest happenings in the world of Kings of War. Tune in for army reviews, tactics discussions, battle reports, rules talk, tournament recaps, interviews with some of the top Kings of War players, and of course discussions of what tasty adult beverages we are indulging in at the time.
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The Army of Drunks Talking Funny Podcast Experience! "We're just getting loaded..." Do you remember the golden age of talk shows? We don’t. We were too damn young back then. But we’ve seen the tapes, and there once was a magical time when both the hosts and the guests “tied a few on” before going on camera to entertain America with things they probably wouldn’t have said if they were sober. At the Army of Drunks, we’re bringing that drunken time back! Sit back and listen to four inebriated h ...
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We are an Age of Sigmar and 40k Podcast, focusing on painting, hobby tips & UK tournaments.
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2023 Christmas Special - The Brandy Alexander
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It's the Army of Drunks 2023 rushed Christmas Special. Yes, it's Christmas again, lonely shut-in! And we're here to get you through the day, this time starting on Christmas morning! We teach you how to make Grisly's Cosmic Pancakes, review an uncomfortable number of Christmas cereals, drink Brandy Alexanders, and... other stuff. Merry Christmas, Mo…
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The Irish Whiskey Show – With Alex McKay
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March is the Irishest month, and we've got the booze to prove it! Friend of the show and whiskeytarian Alex McKay to runs us through a fine spate of Irish Whiskies from such boozesmiths as Teeling, Redbreast, Sexton, and more. And of course, we rate each one after a Batman. The Army's Official Site Show List http://armyofdrunks.net/shows/ Grisly's …
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The Vieux Carré Show - With the Army of Drunks
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Two Drinks, One Show! In what's either our late Mardi Gras show or our just barely-under-the-wire February Show, we both revisit that staple of Mardi Gras staggering the Hurricane, and dive into the "New Orleans Manhattan" a.k.a. the Vieux Carré. (Pronounced the creole way.) Plus a list of things that will get your arrested in New Orleans, and a bo…
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The Drunk Tank #3: How To Prepare For a Tournament
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In this episode, guest host Ray Shields (of dirty "Aristocrat" fame) discusses how to prepare for a tournament, fresh off Dead of Winter GT in New York.By Nerdhammer
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The A.I. Show Part 2 – With The Army of Drunks
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It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and hope we haven't created a computer/alcohol hybrid that will some day destroy the world! This is Part Two: The Drunken Bulls***. If you haven't listened to part one, start there. If you have listened to part one, prepare for a serious drop in the level of …
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The A.I. Show Part 1 – With Ian McEwan
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It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and pray to the gods of booze for forgiveness! This show is so big, we dividied it into two parts. Part one: The Actual Educational Stuff! Our official "drunk scientist" Ian McEwan is back and answers all of our goddamn questions about the present and future …
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The Drunk Tank #2: Nerdhammer: The Next Generation
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On the second installment of the Drunk Tank, Matt discusses his son getting into Kings of War. A great listen for any parent with an aspiring young wargamer at home.By Nerdhammer
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The 2022 Xmas Show -- With the Best Christmas Mulled Wine Santa Will Allow!
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It's Christmas time! And if you're stuck home alone on Christmas, the Army of Drunks has you covered. Once again we're here to keep you company as you stay locked away from the rest of humanity on the holiday that punishes the lonely and unloved. Like you! But this year is different! MixMa$ter Therm has worked up a fabulous mulled wine recipe for y…
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The Drunk Tank #1 - Mid-Atlantic Competitive Play Overview
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On the first installment of The Drunk Tank, "The Ska King" himself introduces you to the new series brought to you by the beautiful minds behind Drunk & Disordered. The Drunk Tank installments will be shorter than regular D&D Episodes and touch on specific aspects of Kings of War. In this installment, Buehner discusses competitive play in the Mid-A…
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Episode 12: Five Letter Words, HalflingHub, Crossroads Recap, and New Rulebook Reaction
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On this episode, the boys review their experience at Crossroads GT, then discuss the new rulebook and how it affects the current meta. We learn that although Buehner is a top-level Kings of War player, he can't spell words under pressure. Rob begins to understand why the podcast gets grief for their choice of beer, while Eric isn't phrasing well. A…
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The 2022 Thanksgiving Show - With the Best Thanksgiving Cocktails, Dammit!
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It's the Army of Drunks first annual Thanksgiving Survival Guide, featuring the best cocktail recipes for Thanksgiving. (And yes, we put that in mostly for the search enginges.) Worried about facing your crazy conspiracy theory-lovin' uncle, grandpa, or dad this Thanksgiving? Worry no more! The drunks give you a rundown of dunking points to foil th…
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The 2022 Autumnal A.F. Guide to California State Ballot Measures
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You've come to rely on us for this, and you need to take a hard look at yourself for that. Yes, it's our annual guide to California State Ballow Measures. Jason Berlin of Field Team 6 walks us through The Drinking Man's vote. And we have no fewer than three – THREE! – autumnal cocktails to keep your insides warm as the leaves fall on your liver. - …
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Episode 11: Cornering The Witch Elf Market, Big Pimpin', Ska Boy Gets Slapped, and Crossroads GT Preview
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In this episode, we find the boys discussing the upcoming Crossroads Team GT. Eric has a strategy to pitch to Mantic involving new models, while Rob and Buehner provide insight into what might happen if they drank real beer. Dwarf logo: www.icklepeeps.com Beer! by Psychostick: https://psychostick.com/ Drunk & Disordered on Facebook: https://www.fac…
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The 2022 Shameless Burning Man Show
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Look, we know most of our listeners are Burners, so for them, we present the 2022 Shameless Burning Man Show! (For the rest of you, we apologize ahead of time.) Here, we finally taste test all of those terrible drinks you make on the playa to stay hydrated, like the Pickletini, the Gatoradita, and sadly, much more. Though the Grisly's Cosmic Float …
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Episode 10: Karma Isn't Real, Killer Nimble Pathfinder Knights From Outer Space, and Matt's Master's Recap
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Fresh off of his first Master's appearance, Matt joins Buehner, Eric, and Rob to discuss his experience and run through his games in the PNW. Matt explains why karma isn't real, Buehner tells you how to get kicked out of the Renaissance Faire, Eric makes it about 3 seconds into the show before mentioning vampires, and Rob wants to know why his beer…
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Episode 9: Safe Words, Ska Songs, and US Masters Predictions!
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Woah, the boys are back after only a week for another new episode?? FOR REALZ???? Buehner, Eric, and Rob break down some of the US Masters Lists and make a few predictions on who will take home the Best Region Award, as well as who will be crowned the US Master. Through technology, the boys are able to extract the music that plays in Buehner's head…
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Episode 8: Napkin Dresses, Wizard Jousting, and Nerdhammer Cryptocurrency
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We're back after another long break! Your favorite KoW degens discuss some recent Mid-Atlantic GTs (including a NH podium!) and give a preview of the upcoming US Masters. Buehner recalls some violent childhood memories involving medieval combat on bikes, Eric regales us with stories from AC, while Rob brainstorms on the first-ever Nerdhammer NFT. D…
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Episode 7: Pickles In Bed, A Plea To NASA, Elf Shooting Redux, and Pilgrimage GT Recap
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Your favorite Kings of War degenerates return from their winter hiatus! In this episode Rob, Eric, and Buehner review their experiences from the recent Pilgrimage GT, talk about the post-CoK meta, and discuss who is to blame for "cheese-y" lists. Dwarf logo: www.icklepeeps.com Beer! by Psychostick: https://psychostick.com/ Drunk & Disordered on Fac…
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Another year, another Christmas show for lonely shut-ins spending the holidays alone! Hooray! And we experiment with mixing eggnog with the weird boozes you may have left in the back of your liquor cabinet. Double Hooray! (NSFW as always.)By The Army of Drunks
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Episode 6: 2021 Nerdhammer GT Recap
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Audio from our 2021 Nerdhammer GT recap live stream from YouTube. Matt reviews his winning Sylvan Kin list and games, while Buehner and Eric break down their GT experience. Link to NHGT Recap on YouTube: https://youtu.be/xYkbjvbecgg Dwarf logo: www.icklepeeps.com Beer! by Psychostick: https://psychostick.com/ Drunk & Disordered on Facebook: https:/…
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Episode 5: Big Macs, A US Geography Lesson, Seamsters, and Crossroads GT Recap
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On this episode, the crew recaps their 2021 Crossroads GT experience. Ant discusses his newfound talent, Eric explains the meaning behind a psychedelic painting, Buehner laments over a Round 5 loss, and Rob struggles mightily to keep the episode on track. Dwarf logo: www.icklepeeps.com Beer! by Psychostick: https://psychostick.com/ Drunk & Disorder…
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Episode 4: Hobby Huffing, Nigerian Desserts, and Crossroads GT Hype!
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IT'S CROSSROADS GT TIME! In this episode, the Nerdhammer crew takes you through their first round matchups at the upcoming Crossroads GT in Elmira, NY. Lists are reviewed and dissected, and the crew's infamous GT pool picks are revealed. Rob inadvertently admits to huffing, Buehner clarifies what a double cheeseburger is for our neighbors to the no…
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Episode 3: Halfling Gangs and List Deadline Anxiety
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In this episode, the gang gives their take on the new Halfling list, talks about Nashcon/TNT GT results, and reviews a recent one day tournament. Rob and Buehner come to the realization that they might be actual real-life trolls, and Eric ponders what army he will take to Crossroads GT. Dwarf logo: www.icklepeeps.com Beer! by Psychostick: https://p…
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Episode 2: Crusty Shirts, Demon Boobs, and Dislocated Knees
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In this episode, Rob, Eric, and Buehner from the Nerdhammer crew discuss the results of a recent 2,300 point one-day tournament, and touch on taking allies in a competitive setting. Buehner laments over a loss to a clubmate, Rob tells stories from Nerdhammer lore, and Eric lets slip that Joe Rogan inspired his new army. Dwarf logo: www.icklepeeps.c…
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Recorded early July, 2021. We're back with a sort-of-almost-post-pandemic summer show that tries to make some kind of damn sense of the madness that we've been neck-deep in for this past year. Also, we review Grisly's Cosmic Black, a canned cocktail with a deeply personal connection. And Matt's texts from Trump! (NSFW as always.)…
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Episode 1: A Cat In A Different Coat
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In the debut episode, Rob, Eric, and Buehner from the Nerdhammer crew discuss the 2021 US Masters, the state of the current meta, and scorings systems used in KoW. Rob proves he doesn't know the difference between a noun and a verb, Buehner showcases his knowledge of idioms, and Eric reveals his go-to choice of beer for when he needs to forget some…
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For this episode we had planned to cover our differing approaches to army painting/planning from start to finish, but unfortunately get derailed! Instead we have a good old hobby chat. Rob talks about his Necrons and the trials and tribulations of being a DVD collection owner, Ian is avoiding painting yellow squig skin, and I talk about my recently…
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The episode you have been waiting for as Rob gives us his opinion on the Be’lakor reveal and we chat our usual hobby exploits. Links mentioned in the show: Tabletop Tactics Flesh Tearers Army Showcase Fluffhammer Water Basing Guide Buy 2 get a 3rd Free Age of Sigmar & 40K Gaming Tools & Tokens: Pro Painted Studios Music: Intro – Vale of Shadows - G…
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We are finally back on the microphones! There is no real focus to this epsiode, just a good old hobby catchup as it has been soooo long. We all show our age with some of these discussions, while Rob is clearly excited for his new Necron Army, Ian plans to paint some old crappy finecast models and I bang on about the Realmhammer Painting achievement…
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The 2020 Drunk Guide to California State Ballot Initiatives
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Hey, we did this four years ago and nobody complained. Getting into the weeds on state ballot measures is comedy gold! And we've got the ultimate election guide to the 2020 California state ballot initiatives reviews by drunk people. Join politically-savvy consultant Josh Kamensky as we go over all of those bits at the end of your ballot that you a…
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First games of 9th and rules change reactions
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In this episode we discuss our first games of 9th Edition and take a look at he points and rule changes for the edition.
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This episode we discuss the release of 9th edition, the indomitus boxset and the latest chapter approved.
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In this episode we talk about the Pariah book and what could mean for the game in 9th edition. We also look at who could be coming back to the meta...
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As promised last episode we have an in depth chat about different aspects of painting Monsters and Vehicles . We start by covering our recent hobby as Ian continues to work on Yellow Squigs, I finished more Anvils of the Heldenhammer Sormcasts and Rob makes progress on his Necrons. The main topic of the show is led by numerous listener questions an…
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We are Zann, David and Craig. Welcome to the our first episode of the Drunken Primarchs. A general chit chat about the hobby we love, and the projects we're on with. Grab a drink, settle down and listen in.
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Episode 35 - Drunk Assembly & Power Gloves
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Welcome to the new format of Pro Painted (in all honesty not much has changed). We have added a dedicated section to discussing 40k, while also discussing this freely in our general hobby. I am joined by Ian for a hobby catchup and Rob is with us for the full episode. We talk about the new Generals Handbook for Age of Sigmar, Exodites in 40k, Necro…
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Episode 34 - Warhammer Achievements Eight
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For episode 34 me and Rob are joined by Declan and Ben, 2 of the 3 organisers of Warhammer Achievements. We have a great hobby related chat and cover the event in-depth while having a good laugh and trying to 'game' the system somewhat. We are also treated to a reveal of all 15 of the painting achievements available at the event itself. Links menti…
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Episode 33 - Hobby Questions & Rob Hates Snow
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The three of us return with an episode covering some listener questions we have accumulated this year. We discuss pushing highlights and strengthening contrast , basing, motivation when painting armies to a high standard, true metallic metals, sub assemblies, and discuss black & white paints. Our Sponsors are still operating, and any orders at this…
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Let us entertain you with almost 3 hours of hobby chat! Rob talks about his custom basing ideas and his progress with Pink Horrors. Ian shares some details on his long-planned project of Steampunk Skaven, while I share news on my Bonereaper army; the Shikami Devils. We also discuss our thoughts on the Lumineth Realmlords while also covering the way…
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Episode 31 - 2019 Retrospective, Best Releases & Models
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Our first episode of 2020! We catch up with everyone's hobby over the holiday period, including how Rob has created more painting time by going mobile! We then get into the 'meat' of the episode which is discussing each of our Top 3 models of 2019, Top 3 Releases and our Top 3 hopes for 2020. Pointy Elves, Warcry, Contrast Paints, and Slaanesh are …
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Welcome to our Christmas show, we have a great hobby chat and cover our current projects. Ian discussed his first efforts with contrast paints, while I talk about the start of my Bonereaper Army and the start of Season 2 of 'From Ember to Inferno' - a Tale of 4 Warlords style project that me, Chris Tomlin, Aaron Bailey, and Paul Buckler are embarki…
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Summer holidays are over and we are back! Join Myself, Rob and Ian as we catch up with our recent hobby adventures. We talk my new Ironjawz army, Realms at War 2019, Greenstuffing, Darren Latham's excellent Youtube tutorials, Trophy spreading at tournaments, the Pro Painted Rankings and numerous other topics! Mentioned on the show: Darren Latham - …
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Join me and Rob for a much needed hobby chat, mainly covering Rob's his time at the Age of Sigmar Open day from last weekend. He covers the painting competition and gushes over some sweet bros he met. We also talk about hobby motivation, changing approaches to painting, Warcry first impressions, competition painting and much, much more! Upcoming Ev…
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Contrast Paints! The words on everyone's lips at the moment, we managed to fight through the adversity of recording via Skype to bring you our thoughts on these new paints. What are they good at? What should you NOT use them for - find out this episode. Rob also covers his recent painting work on a Gaunt Summoner of Tzeentch and reveals why he has …
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Join us for Episode 26 as I gather the other lads together for a good hobby chat. Rob covers the work on his Tzeentch while laying claim to Slaanesh conversion ideas. Ian talks about painting yellow, while I cover loads of future planned projects and talk a little bit about 3D printing. We finally round off by talking about the South Coast Grand To…
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Episode 25 feels a long time coming! Numerous natural disasters delayed us recording, but we fought through the adversity for our listeners! This is a in depth hobby catch up with all three of us, where we cover the projects we have been working on. I provide some coverage of Heat 1 and the general shenanigans at EXTINCTION. Rob finished up by cove…
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Episode 24 - Hobby Chat with Aaron Bailey
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For episode 24 I am joined by non-other than the Age of Sigmar Painting Master himself - Aaron Bailey! Ian also tags along as we chat recent hobby, such as Aaron's Mongol inspired Beastplain Riders Destruction army, and I discuss finishing my Temple of Set Daughters of Khain army. All while Ian messes around with colour-shift paints. We discuss 2 e…
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Episode 23 is fresh in your feeds! January 2019 has been a great start to the hobby, with Ian working on updating older models to Gloomspite Gits, Matt has finished a 'concept' Deepkin army while working on tabletop DoK force and Rob announces the completion of Be'lakor! We finish up with a round of listener questions. Mentioned on the show: EXTINC…
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Join us for Episode 22 as we rundown the AoS Releases of 2018. Rob also updates us on Bel'akor and some improvements he is making, while I talk about changing an armour colour scheme mid-project. Be aware of some page flicking audio as Ian thumbs through his White Dwarf collection! We unfortunately had to cut the episode short, so expect our next e…
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Episode 21 - Hobby Chat with Steve Foote
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As promised, Episode 21 is hot on the heels of our last episode. Ian joins me this episode and provides details on his next Skaven Army Project. We then delve straight into a Hobby Chat with Steve Foote, we talk Narrative, terrain, army concepts and planning. I also reveal my plans for SCGT next year! Mentioned on the show: TOURNAMENT: Santa's Hang…
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