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The Dominant Force In Prank Calls
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Carlito wants to jump, he plays part of JagTV’s sex tape, lights some fireworks in his bathroom, Big Ethan calls in, Carlito orders a plain pizza, Carlito’s car makes fart noises, there’s a horrible buzzing sound throughout this entire episode, Carlito shops at Lowes, and just wants to watch TV and play video games. The opening tune is by Dom The B…
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The 2015 Madhouse Live Christmas Eve Special
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It’s a Christmas miracle, the 2015 Christmas Eve special with Carlito, Brad, Milkman, Mistress Morgan, Dwight, and more has finally been released! The opening song is by Dom The Bomb. Carlito calls the Norad Santa Tracker line a bunch of times, everyone is extremely racist for a full 30 minutes, there’s a lot of fantasy football league drama, Plane…
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It’s a July 4th celebration, complete with fireworks throughout the show. Dwight cohosts and they’re occasionally joined by Dom the Bomb. Carlito calls firework stands, Dwight puts fireworks in his microwave, they talk about the upcoming Chicago prank call meetup venue, Carlito turns into a real asshole when he finds a walkie talkie in public, Jack…
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Here’s a Carlito show from June of 2019. In this episode, Wasted Memory calls in and talks about banging shopping carts together, Dom The Bomb calls in and sticks around until the end, Carlito does a telephone drop test, Dwight reports in from the bathroom, a Breastaurant is called, Carlito tells hotels about his large dangerous snake if you know w…
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In today’s show, Carlito tries to find clean pee for his drug test, he drinks some hand sanitizer, Dom The Bomb calls in, T Falcon wants to know the origin of asshole, it’s baylo again, RBCP calls about the TV, David King is defriending everyone, Carlito attempts to blow up some Diet Coke at people. This show was edited and posted by RBCP, using Ca…
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In this show, Carlito calls complainers, Legend chats about the weather, Dirty Aaron calls in to talk about falafels, JagTV is stroking it, Carlito gets in a few car accidents, a caller is worried that the prank call meetup is a joke, you can now find Madhouse Live on Spotify, Dwight and Carlito go to a movie together after the show. This show was …
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In this episode, Buffalo Bill liked big girls, Matt and Zax are back, Carlito got a new phone, wireless charging is slow as fuck, oh crud Carlito just said he’s going to edit all of this out of the podcast and I didn’t edit any of it out. I’m sorry, though, I like when he rambles. I’m going to name this show Honey Labia even though I’m not sure if …
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You Like to Look at Peckers – 5/24/19
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This is our episode from May 24h, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! Check out Prank Calls …
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This is our episode from May 18th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! Check out Prank Calls…
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This is our episode from April 27th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! Check out Prank Cal…
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Carlito is looking for a new bed that won’t squeak while he’s porking his wife. Calling the hotel front desks and asking for ashtrays for our 420 marijuana smoking parties. Reporting the Matt Hillock Drug House. Carlito needs to pee in the pool but they are all closed. Offending Zappo’s customer service. An Indian woman yells WHAT . . Support Madho…
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Stop & Shop employees are on strike, Carlito is getting into confrontations with them. Calling hotels drilling holes in the wall, shitting in the toilet and smoking with Dwight McClanahan. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a revie…
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The kid at Panera Bread has some interesting medical advice. Carlito makes the girl at Waffle House lose her composure. Indian guy tells Carlito to hold his tongue when talking to him. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review fo…
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Stealing shoes from Walmart. China is dirty. Carlito and Homer walk out of PetSmart without paying for his beef pizzle. A guy doesn’t appreciate Carlito calling his wife “Honey Labia”. Engineering is being sent to the hotel room regarding sheets in the toilet again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madh…
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Ordering two plain pizzas and 2 cheese pizzas and talking labia with the big pizza guy. Turning the light off on a guy in the Target bathroom making a lot of pooping noises. Carlito ends the show with chest pains. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 3…
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Cross is having trouble working the smart toilet in his hotel room. Carlito accuses a dentist of unbuttoning his pants. How much will it cost to pay a Taekwondo master to let us kick his ass in front of our children to earn their respect? Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leav…
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This week on The Buzz, I discuss Micro-Influencers and the role they can play in boosting your marketing and engagement across all social media platforms.
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The Queen Bee announces the Buzz and shares some advice for overcoming hurdles that come with any business and startup.
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Carlito is calling from the bathroom to find what he needs to do. Cross leaves his glucometer in the Barnes & Noble men’s room and a big bruhaha develops involving glory holes and trespassing warrants. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 …
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Carlito is joined by Big Dwight McLanahan. We try to play audio of last week’s Indian cursing tirade to other Indian restaurants with mixed results. Carlito is calling from the Main Machine in town writing up the girls at Target in his report. Transportation is lying about the F word. Dave King joins to explain his insane conspiracy woo-woo. Dwight…
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Carlito has found the best slacks in the United States at Target, he just need a few more inches for his bunghole. Planting sod in the basement for the cat to enjoy. Australian Chinese food is really boring and the restauraunt workers talk funny. Generic Viagra for sale from dirty India. Carlito freaks a lady out when he cons her into admitting she…
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It’s stupid Pranksgiving! Jin Stewart joins for some calls to motel rooms. Carlito is calling for labia jewelry and getting some good responses. Harassing the Overeaters Anonymous conference line again. Waking up UK wankers for water tests. Insulting the clerks at JCPenney. Calling up the slow thinking momos in Guam. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or…
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Insisting on placing a phone order for a Chipotle burrito bowl and being an asshole about it. Calling the Butterball Turkey Hotline. Carlito wants an Indian man to put on a wedding dress so he can see his body in it. Ordering a salad with heat. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Cal…
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Carlito is trying to share a neat trick you can do with your puppy and some peanut butter. Tires, wood and a lawnmower for sale. Short show this week as Carlito just isn’t feeling that well. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a rev…
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It’s Pokemon card giveaway time again! This time Carlito is sending people to the Walmarts while he’s shitting in toilet. Extreme confusion regarding divorce vs annulment and what that means for Cross. Watching gymnastics classes while covered in bed sheets and the Amish mattress guy shares a chuckle. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time…
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I’m Not Looking for a Dishwasher – 10/18/2018
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Carlito is calling the customer service line for Jet.com and having the agents describe the adult toys for sale. Sears is closing another round of stores across the nation, we call to check in on their plans, manage to insult women selling large appliances. A car salesman is intimidated when Cross calls in looking to compete on the lot. Making stup…
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RBCP and Carlito call back an entitled ‘lawyer’ who is upset that his damaged package isn’t being hand delivered to him. Lysol is missing after Hurricane Michael strikes the Florida panhandle. Calling the Indians at Cop Cam again and we’re still not talking professionally. Planet Fitness shenanigans, ordering burps, shit & farts and insulting a kar…
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Blue Crab Machines – 10/4/2018 Show
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Cross ordered blue crab machines but can’t figure out how to make them open and go. A restaurant makes the news for experimenting with cannabis to boil lobsters more humanely – the owner lady won’t SHUT UP ABOUT IT. Carlito has stolen an entire Cinnabon kitchen and is calling to get instructions on how to make it go. Brad breaks in as the coporate …
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International Telephone Business Machines – Pilot
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The first episode of our new podcast which will be a Patreon Horse exclusive benefit. The first few episodes will be a free preview to promote membership and while we work the technical side out. Enjoy and send your suggestions! Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a…
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What Have We Learned – 9/20/18 Show
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Carlito is joined by Dwight McC, JagTV, Matt Hillock & RBCP as we go over our PLA/PCN Meetup in Chicago. Thanks to everyone who donated to make this possible. Matt wonders why we always prank Indians, Carlito teaches him why. Ordering some stupid heat crap like always. This is another stupid show. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Don…
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Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate. Enjoy a short pre-show before Dwight the Janitor goes on the air. Ashley the Starbucks manager(that’s HIS name, don’t make fun of it) is calling the surrounding stores to get their shit outta here. Carlito got away with s…
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Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate. A black man becomes very upset with Cross Skrilla over being denied a free TV, leads us on a 20 minute tirade. The advance team is calling to set up reservations for President Trump again. Weird requests for Dave & Buster…
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What Does Gender Have To Do With It? – 8/30/18 Show
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Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate. This is another example of a good Madhouse show with not-so-good pranks. We are starting beef with burger places that refuse to make our burgers the old fashioned way. The lady at iHop doesn’t like being told her gender i…
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There’s a hurricane headed to Hawaii, so we are looking everywhere for plywood. Carlito is confusing Free Pickup at Walmart with trucks for sale. Using anatomical breast descriptions while ordering bras over the phone. Eating canned dog food when the human food runs out. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the…
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It’s Tropical Smoothie night on Madhouse Radio as Carlito tries to flip the eggs with heat concept – by ordering smoothies with cold, in a waffle cone. The animal hospital receptionist doesn’t appreciate the insinuation that she is being replaced by a janitor. Insulting Puerto Rico while trying to book a vacation there. Bath Planet doesn’t support …
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I Don’t Have a Disability – 8/10/18
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Carlito thinks it’s good that you have a job answering the phone, even with your non-existant disability. The red Solo cup is smoking in the hotel room, not us. Brad Carter is on a mission to make a woman cry. Trying to use the gambler’s anonymous line to place random number guessing bets. CPAP cleaning services and another ride on top of the hotel…
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Prostate Exam Procedures – 8/2/2018
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Carlito and Milkman somehow get on the subject of prostate exams tonight and they are concerned with the way in which a doctor cleans us up afterwards. RBCP, the inventor of the Twitter complainer prank call, from PhoneLosers.org joins us with a hilarious call from corporate in which he gets a customer to walk off with a clerk’s name tag and phone.…
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“I’m Gonna Shave Your Head” – 7/26/18
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Carlito is in the mood to threaten women with forced head shavings tonight. Calling a news tip line and describing the plot to the movie Boyz n the Hood. Ordering some eggs with heat LIKE ALWAYS. Calling some of them swap shops including diabetic supplies, reclaimed barn tin, a tractor and a refrigerator that some Satanic worshipers want to use to …
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McDonalds has bumped Coke Zero off the menu in favor for another flavor of Sprite. In real life Carlito is obsessed with Coke Zero, so he calls to complain. Stuck in the elevator shaft again, getting extra panicky this time, and calling Vegas instead of Reno. Complaining to Vietnamese nail salons about a toe fungus Support Madhouse on Patreon! Call…
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Join Carlito and the Milkman for our 13 year anniversary show featuring the return of weekly Thursday night shows and the MouthLine 405-396-6884 (leave us a voicemail). Technical issues get in the way but we feature a crazy drunk lady eating on the phone and confused about her room for rent, calls to Zappos and some crap for sale. Support Madhouse …
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We’re calling on them swap shop items, yard sales and donating things to the Cub Scout charity benefit. Insulting the dirty Greek restaurant and getting into trouble with Joey Guns. Carlito misses out on buying a trailer but is looking to get in early on them puppies. Burning unwanted Lipizzaner horses alive and looking for some nice bed pussy. Cro…
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Want To Get Your Ass Kicked? 4/20/2018
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Carlito is all wound up from watching the news so he’s calling embassies looking to see who wants to get their asses kicked. East Germany doesn’t have any plans for Hitler’s birthday today. Hotels are not amused with our 420 celebrations in their rooms. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito…
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Homer says hi for the first time! Carlito insults a restaurant guy’s mother, then his mother gets on and turns the tables in a major way. Checking back in with the Kmarts and the manager recognizes Carlito. Several Swap Shop items for sale. Guests are Matt Hillcox, Zerx, Dwayne the Janitor & Brad Farter. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review …
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Join Carlito for some prank call machines including a Chinese guy selling 100 assorted condoms (were they too big for him?). Somehow he ends up getting invited to an orgy. We also call people after stealing their typewriter, bicycle, fishing poles and gas. More of them wacky incoming customer service calls. We remember KDK and Crazy Michelle. Guest…
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A short show featuring the usual stupidity including calls to Girl Scout Troops complaining after confusing the marijuana strain “Girl Scout Cookie” with their legit Girl Scout cookies. Guest is Matt “The Walk” Hillock. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more…
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The President’s Day Massacre – 2/19/18
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Winn Dixie is on the verge of bankruptcy, Cross is spreading fake news to the stores. Carlito is providing a very rude sign language translation over the phone. A landscaping company order draws the line at the term ‘Dirty Mexicans’. Naming random diseases. Guests are Dom DaBomb from the Super Phone Bros, Matt The Walk Hillcock and Zax McMurphy fro…
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Calling Indian-American companies looking for dirty people to sell soap to. Calling apartment complexes and businesses telling them to get the snow outta here. Cross is trying to buy weed from Lysol but the snow is in the way. More calls to dying Kmarts, including asking about glory holes and where Lysol is going to be selling drugs at from now on.…
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The local Kmarts are closing! Cross is calling on behalf of the Glory Hole Foundation representing a “group of like minded men” looking to relocate as a result. Carlito is also flushing sheets down the toilet at the hotel again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and…
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More Get Your Shit Outta Here – 1/19/18
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Calling a golf course and catching up with Oh God Bill. A Satanist is calling Hobby Lobby looking for discount Christmas stuff to burn. We call a couple of malls to get their shit outta here. Guests are XYZ from XYZshow.xyz, Big Fermus, Big Baby Baz, RBCP from phonelosers.org, Reclude, Green B from the Green B Show, Nashby and Laugh Track Matthew f…
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New Years Eve show with Carlito, Big Brad Carter, Not-as-big Dwight McC, Old Matt Hillcock and Domdabomb Machine. KDK is missing, help us find him. Customer Surveys and lunk alarms. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!…
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