Best The Cannon Canon Podcasts (2024)

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Cassius Clay (Or Cannons are Canon) 1:07:06

26d ago1:07:06

1:07:06

It's the 4th of July and we are celebrating freedom by talking Cassius Clay, not the one who rope-a-doped Big George Foreman but rather the one for whom he was named. That's right, the senator clubbinest, pistol duelinest, cannon lovinest, anti-confederate you've never heard of. Until Now! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsH…

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Lawman 7 1:18:45

2h ago1:18:45

1:18:45

Today we're watching Steve and the boys patrol Jefferson Parrish yet again but this time it's different. Steven Seagal is acting like a normal, human style being? Find out what Cap and The Monk make of this baffling turn of events. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook an…

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Random Rambles Volume 2 (This One's For Booster) 37:58

2h ago37:58

37:58

Today The Monk and Cap are rambling again, we're talking wrasslin, exploding subs, stache cast, and getting our first hard ons! All that plus a review of Johnny Depps Secret window and so much more! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Upd…

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Mercenary For Justice Part 2 1:57:13

10d ago1:57:13

1:57:13

This week in part 2 of The H2Dub review of Mercenary for Justice, the movie continues to assault our heroes while Cap continues to assault his liver with alcohol just to make it through. We're talking BAD movies, over priced luggage, the pros and cons of wearable technology, government tracking chips, global warming and beard grooming! Really cramm…

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S2_The Strange 39: Security Tour 56:36

17h ago56:36

56:36

The agents take an expedition group of the IGS survivors through the gateway to the rest of the facility to sweep for any security issues. Henri Piper demystifies some of the spookier rooms in the Recursive Facility. Content Notes: Hard drug mention Credits: Collin Thewlis: Nathan Eastram Nav: Mackenzie Eastram Peter Bardwell: Will Leet Sarah "Bell…

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Mercenary For Justice Part 1 2:06:24

1d ago2:06:24

2:06:24

Today begins an odyssey, an endurance trial, a war....a year ago Captain LAMOTU and The Monk watched a movie so poorly written, badly acted, horribly shot, terribly directed, and altogether straight up and down butts that it nearly broke the spirit of The H2Dub...It's been sitting in the vault ever since, just 6 and a half hours of raw audio pain, …

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S2_The Strange 38: Survivors 54:32

12d ago54:32

54:32

The Agents meet the survivors of the Improbable Geographical Society formerly working under Casa Loma, along with a second Peter Bardwell. Discussion and exposition abound as they try to figure out whether they need to kill each other. Credits: Collin Thewlis: Nathan Eastram Nav: Mackenzie Eastram Peter Bardwell: Will Leet Sarah "Belle" Wilson: Val…

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Ep 14 - A Special Thank You 12:50

2M ago12:50

12:50

This is a special episode in which I reflect on the last year of the Reconciliation Roundtable podcast and thank all listeners for spending time with me and my guests, exploring how we can be agents of reconciliation in a time and a place where doing so often seems to be beyond the pale. This podcast is possible because of your support, so if you e…

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S2_The Strange 37: First Day^2 46:33

2M ago46:33

46:33

Two months ago, Peter Bardwell dissolved and was reborn, alone, in a mysterious, post-apocalyptic park. Credits: Collin Thewlis: Nathan Eastram Nav: Mackenzie Eastram Peter Bardwell: Will Leet Sarah "Belle" Wilson: Valkyrie Bradford The Administrator: Lexi Conwell Hosted, edited, and produced by Lexi Conwell Original music by Lexi Conwell Sound eff…

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Ep 13 - Wilk Wilkinson "A Common Humanity" 36:39

2M ago36:39

36:39

Wilk Wilkinson joins me to discuss his journey from political apathy to toxic political engagement, followed by the epiphany that since led him on a mission of bettering the world, one attitude at a time, by charting a course toward understanding, bridging divides, and fostering a community where wisdom prevails over discord. We talk about how this…

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FIFTY (Or The H2Dub Takes The L) 1:58:06

1M ago1:58:06

1:58:06

Well kids, come gather 'round for the 50th Episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. The most EPIC episode to date! We've got orgasms at funerals, Cap starts singing again, hot takes on A.I. art, batshit bedtime stories, ziggurats made of your aunties, and an EXCLUSIVE interview that is guaranteed to make you wish you were watching a movie about a CIA spo…

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S2_The Strange 36: Central Park 55:57

2M ago55:57

55:57

The Agents begin exploring the park-like recursion they found themselves in, and start to find evidence that they may not be alone, nor safe. Credits: Collin Thewlis: Nathan Eastram Nav: Mackenzie Eastram Peter Bardwell: Will Leet Sarah "Belle" Wilson: Valkyrie Bradford The Administrator: Lexi Conwell Hosted, edited, and produced by Lexi Conwell Or…

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The Black Death (Or H Gon Give It To Ya!) 1:21:45

2M ago1:21:45

1:21:45

We go back to a time before we lost the time machine to celebrate our Veterans on Memorial Day and learn about an amazing feat by and amazing man as The Hard2Watch Podcast celebrates Henry Johnson. Like the Wu Tang Clan, this dude ain't nothin to fuck with! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Wa…

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Ep 12 - The Rev. Canon Stephanie Spellers "The Church Cracked Open" 33:19

2M ago33:19

33:19

The Reverend Canon Dr. Stephanie Spellers is one of the Episcopal Church’s leading thinkers around 21st-century ministry and mission. She is a priest, author, speaker, and friend who currently serves as the Canon to the Presiding Bishop for Evangelism, Reconciliation, and Creation Care. She is the author of Radical Welcome: Embracing God, The Other…

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Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales (Or The Brothers Were Grimm) 1:15:46

3M ago1:15:46

1:15:46

Captain LAMOTU and The Monk discuss presidential brain worms, the state of modern reading technology, why running as a hobby is a red flag, and the Cap ruminates about how his pop used to make up and fall asleep during bedtime stories and reads you a couple first edition tales from The Brothers Grimm. This ain't your grandma's Rapunzel....it's like…

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S2_The Strange 35: Return To The Nexus 1:19:18

3M ago1:19:18

1:19:18

With the Nexus stabilized, it's time for our agents to gear up and return to the Recursive Facility. Things will definitely work perfectly first try. Content Notes: glitching and slight atonality, Credits: Collin Thewlis: Nathan Eastram Nav: Mackenzie Eastram Peter Bardwell: Will Leet Sarah "Belle" Wilson: Valkyrie Bradford The Administrator: Lexi …

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Lawman 6 1:15:28

3M ago1:15:28

1:15:28

Well kids, we're back in Jefferson Parrish with Steve and the gang to take on crime and the stories of the individual characters that make up the police force are really starting to come together. Follow along as Steven, the Colonel, Fat Bald Cop, Ethnically Ambiguous Cop, and Sgt Powell celebrate the life and legacy of the late Police Chief Harry …

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Antioch Or The Second Best City Of It's Kind 47:15

3M ago47:15

47:15

Cap and The Monk give you a double dose of History today when we learn why it's a bad idea to bury yourself in cement and what happens when a city breaks a Persian Kings heart. Plus our heroes stir up riots and lose the time machine?!?!?! Noooooooooo!!! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch …

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S2_The Strange 34: Days in the Lives 3 1:18:00

3M ago1:18:00

1:18:00

Vignettes with the Estate Agents! Belle's living situation is revealed. Collin opens up emotionally. Pete talks to his sister. Nav uncovers some repressed memories. Its BACKSTORY TIME baby! Post Show: SPACE SHANTY (and also lore discussion) Content Notes: addiction, paranoia (justified), violence, gunfire, apocalypse, ptsd, slavery Credits: Collin …

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Lawman 5 Part 2 1:22:13

3M ago1:22:13

1:22:13

We're back for the stunning conclusion of Chief Seagal Lawman Episode 5! After two gun crimes Steven wants to make sure his boys skills are sharp so we get more classic police training in how to escalate every situation possible! We also break down how hurrying up to slow down on a breach is maybe not the best idea. Plus The Monk is sneaking up on …

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Lawman 5 Part1 1:13:40

4M ago1:13:40

1:13:40

The Captain and The Monk are back on the streets of Jefferson Parrish with Chief Seagal and the gang keeping guns of the street and "gently" throwing people into cars. Our heroes also teach proper table etiquette so you don't look like a jacket full of assholes in front of your date. Plus 50% more shotguns, woodchippers and roleplay! All this and m…

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MOTW_Freelancers 2: Calvin Canon's Canyon of Cannons 2:07:41

4M ago2:07:41

2:07:41

A casual visit to a trashy theme park takes a monstrous turn when Apollo 18 crash lands nearby. Main Campaign interlude episode 2 of 2. Credits: Fabio The Fantabulous: Will Leet Ivan Jaeger: Nathan Eastram Sean Amadeus: Valkyried Bradford The Keeper: Lexi Conwell Hosted, edited, and produced by Lexi Conwell. Original music by Lexi Conwell. Logo by …

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The Atomic Priests (Or They Get Bored In Ohio) 1:25:32

4M ago1:25:32

1:25:32

Today Cap and The Monk discuss the passing of starting Criminal of the Buffalo Bills The Juice OJ Simpson, We learn about nuclear energy and one of the AEC's many ridiculous shenanigans, when they tried to create a real life Fallout style religious cult based around buried nuclear waste and tales of The Cap'n in the Capital waste land! So strap you…

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Sir Jeffery Hudson (Or Our Favorite Little Bugger) 1:12:07

4M ago1:12:07

1:12:07

Today we hop back into the time machine to witness the life and times of a little guy who's story is truly a tall tale. There will be carnival shenanigans, feats knightly daring do, duels, love, and ultimately our hero will find god (allegedly)....much to his detriment (As is how these things usually go). Buckle up because you're about to "ride" in…

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Conservative Core Games (Or How we Learn What Words Mean_ 1:43:45

4M ago1:43:45

1:43:45

Today Captain LAMOTU and The Monk take on The Essential Conservative Core Games list. 40 Video games that are "Conservative"? We'll just see about that! Armed with a deep knowledge of Red Blooded Bible Belt America as well as Oxford definitions of what words actually mean, our heroes go through to whole list and get to the bottom of this! Time to f…

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MOTW_Freelancers 1: Jealousy 2:05:43

4M ago2:05:43

2:05:43

A team of professional "professional monster hunters" are hired to check an old musician's mansion for ghosts. Main Campaign interlude episode 1 of 2. Credits: Bynn Jaeger: Mackenzie Eastram Ivan Jaeger: Nathan Eastram Sean Amadeus: Valkyried Bradford The Keeper: Lexi Conwell Hosted, edited, and produced by Lexi Conwell. Original music by Lexi Conw…

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Lawman 4 1:34:35

4M ago1:34:35

1:34:35

The results of The H2Dub listener poll is in and Lawman 4 won in a landslide victory getting 100% of the votes, so Cap and The Monk put the work in and went to battle against Lawman yet again!. Round 4 is thrill packed with Steven Seagal wrist controlling cancer, Fat Bald Cop finding buccaneers prowling the streets, and We finally got to see Seagal…

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Ep 11 - Rev. Dr. Amy Peeler "Passion and Patience" 36:39

4M ago36:39

36:39

The Rev. Amy Peeler, Ph.D. is an Associate Professor of New Testament at Wheaton College, IL and an Associate Rector at St. Mark’s Episcopal Church in Geneva, IL. Author of Women and Gender of God (Eerdmans, 2022), “You Are My Son”: The Family of God in the Epistle to the Hebrews (T&T Clark, 2014), and co-author with Patrick Gray of Hebrews: An Int…

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Formosa (Or How Psalmanazar Put The "F" In Making fhit Up!) 1:32:58

4M ago1:32:58

1:32:58

Today On The Hard2Watch Podcast Cap and The Monk discuss the enchanted land of Formosa where legend has it they eat their children and their cheating wives and wear dinner plates as pants! At least according to one guy who had Oxford University, nay, the whole of England fooled. Plus we read from an ancient manuscript, discuss depictions of Satan, …

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The Ufa Train Disaster (Or Cap Vs The KaTrashnikov) 1:01:46

5M ago1:01:46

1:01:46

Cap and The Monk are visiting Soviet Bloc Russia via tank launched temporal shell to talk The Ufa train disaster, the deadliest peacetime rail disaster in Soviet Russian history as well as going full gun podcast for a bit to absolutely trash Russia's favorite export, the gun that "Has killed more people than God". It's an explosive Random Historica…

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S2_The Strange 33: Division 1:29:46

5M ago1:29:46

1:29:46

The Agents make a short detour on their way home with the daddy trio and make a new frenemy within the Estate. Luckily, Dadmin Theo is just a plane ride away. End of Arc 2. Content Notes: alcohol consumption Credits: Collin Thewlis: Nathan Eastram Nav: Mackenzie Eastram Peter Bardwell: Will Leet Sarah "Belle" Wilson: Valkyrie Bradford The Administr…

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The Legend Of Steven Seagal (Or The Birth Of H2Dub) 1:24:39

5M ago1:24:39

1:24:39

From deep in the archives Captain LAMOTU presents the proto podcast episode that would eventually become the global phenomenon that is The Hard2Watch Podcast. Just two guys, drinking their way through a couple cases and discussing the martial arts. Hear how it all began on this very special episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast, because we love you! Re…

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S2_The Strange 32: Rest and Recompense 1:21:42

5M ago1:21:42

1:21:42

After the successful heist of the Encephelacomb, the agents rest, recuperate, and decompress. Unfortunately, they still have to provide payment to the factions that aided their heist, as well as sort out the daddy trio's chimera brain situation. Credits: Collin Thewlis: Nathan Eastram Nav: Mackenzie Eastram Peter Bardwell: Will Leet Sarah "Belle" W…

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The Great Stink (Or You Can't Drown In Christmas Pudding) 54:06

5M ago54:06

54:06

Today H2Dub is taking another trip through time back to the year 1800's to talk about the state of the river Thames in 1850's London. You're really going to be glad you grew up now Vs back in the Victorian days...unless you are really into some Hot Karl...So hop on the Skidoo and let's get this pervert built time machine flying because we've got a …

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Saint Olga (Or The Patron Saint Of The Hard2Watch Podcast) 45:51

5M ago45:51

45:51

Today we're talking about roller blading Al-Queda's, Napoleonic genitalia, and arguably the greatest historical example of true wife material the world has ever know! Bonus drinking game next week, take a shot every time you hear the word penis! Have a dialysis machine handy! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X…

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Hellbound Part 2 1:18:13

6M ago1:18:13

1:18:13

Get ready for the round house kicks to commence as they are backloaded heavily in part 2 of The H2Dub Hellbound review. Frank Shatter (TV's Chuck Norris) continues to terrorize his partner in Jerusalem, while mucking up crime scenes, doing B&E's and harassing citizens all while round house kicking some ninjas, monsters, and demons! Plus we get some…

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S2_The Strange 31: Oceans 5-1 1:26:21

6M ago1:26:21

1:26:21

The Agents decide to take drastic measures regarding their mcguffin before making their escape. Can they make it out scot-free? Or will they be forced to leave someone behind? Content Notes: violence, ptsd inducing trauma Credits: Collin Thewlis: Nathan Eastram Nav: Mackenzie Eastram Peter Bardwell: Will Leet Sarah "Belle" Wilson: Valkyrie Bradford…

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Hellbound Part 1 1:36:43

6M ago1:36:43

1:36:43

Finally Chuck Norris round house kicks his way onto The Hard2Watch Podcast. Cap and The Monk discuss police standard operating procedure, how to dig with a sword, and so much more in part one of the H2Dub review of Hellbound! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get …

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Random Rambles (Or How McMahon Is A Big Bag Of Shit) 53:53

6M ago53:53

53:53

This is a surprise extra episode of the Hard2Watch Podcast because we had some extra time to kill. We go over Nintendo using their hardware to improve your baseball watching experience, Red Wine pie, the tragic loss of the legendary Carl Weathers, and the case against Vince McMahon. All that and Murray The Unpaid Intern gets Deported to Serbia for …

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The Feast Of Mike Rockerfeller (Or A Bad Time To Leave The Boat) 39:15

6M ago39:15

39:15

Today Our Heros talk another Random Historical Happenstance about the Legendary Rockerfeller family, most notably the son who decided that it was a good idea to swim to cannibal island alone and get close to the natives....and get close he did....OOOOOH Fuck, a friend of the show Dutch territory cannibalism is back baby!!! Read our Tweets and parti…

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HELLBOUND + "Goodbye"...for now (w/Frank & Geoff) 2:16:20

6M ago2:16:20

2:16:20

"ROYAL BLOOD!" Well, Cannonheads. The Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) have one last Cannon hurrah before shooting up the coffin of The Cannon Canon. The Cannon Canon is taking an indefinite hiatus (possibly returning with a new format/focus in the future) and what better way to send us off than with Cannon's "final" movie, HELLBOUND! In this episode, T…

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S2_The Strange 30: Flesh and Memory 53:30

6M ago53:30

53:30

The Agents pass through the last of the security chambers to their goal of Bo-berto's memory pod and the Daddy Trio's apparent location. Will there be anyone left to rescue? Will the memories be worth the cost? Content Notes: psychological horror, body horror Credits: Collin Thewlis: Nathan Eastram Nav: Mackenzie Eastram Peter Bardwell: Will Leet S…

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The Moisture Accelerator (Or Hatfield Will Make You Wet) 53:21

6M ago53:21

53:21

Today Sizzle and Mizzle bring you another fantastic Random Historical Happenstance! This time our boys are gonna learn you about sports statistics, projectile vomit ballistics, How the U.S. tried to take down Castro and how one member of The Flash's rouges gallery almost destroyed a town on the left coast under the employ of big Daddy Govt! Plus so…

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52 PICK UP (w/ Frank and Geoff 1:55:57

6M ago1:55:57

1:55:57

"So long, Sport." The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are back in Cannon Prestige territory with a stacked cast and some classy sleaze with "52 PICK UP"! Roy Scheider plays an ego-driven jerk, John Glover goes full Philly, poor Ann-Margret gets put through the wringer, Clarence Williams the III steals the show and once again.. Vanity! ”Something abou…

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Ep 10 - Bishop Mariann Budde "How We Learn to Be Brave" 34:51

6M ago34:51

34:51

Bishop Mariann Budde is the bishop and spiritual leader of the Episcopal Diocese of Washington, D.C., and the Washington National Cathedral. Prior to her election in 2011, she was a parish priest in Minneapolis for eighteen years. She has appeared on PBS NewsHour, Meet the Press, Good Morning America, and the Today show, among others. Bishop Budde …

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The IPPU Club (Or How to Make Your Terlot Glow) 1:13:33

7M ago1:13:33

1:13:33

Today Mizzle and Sizzle bring you another dose of learning with the smooth taste of ingested plutonium or in some cases...injected....Big Daddy Govt can't be trusted and you can find out why in this informative and health forward Random Historical Happenstance! Also, Johnny Depp is not my Tanto. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls…

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Ep 9 - Pastor Raymond Chang "Following the Way of Jesus" 32:28

7M ago32:28

32:28

Pastor Raymond Chang is the president of the Asian American Christian Collaborative (AACC), a pastor, and writer. He regularly preaches and speaks throughout the country on issues pertaining to Christianity and culture, race and faith. He has lived throughout the world (Korea, Guatemala, Panama, Spain, China), traveled to nearly 50 countries, and c…

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Ep 8 - Angela Ferrell-Zabala "Finding Solutions Together" 23:57

6M ago23:57

23:57

Angela Ferrell-Zabala (“Fuh-RELL Zuh-BAH-luh”) serves as the first ever Executive Director of Moms Demand Action where she is responsible for leading and growing the largest grassroots network in the gun violence prevention space. Angela has been with the organization since 2019 leading its movement building work overseeing grassroots organizing, e…

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The Lost Episode Tribute (Or How To Fail At Podcasting) 57:27

7M ago57:27

57:27

Today we get to learn all about what happens when your various recording methods and redundancies fail and you are left with nothing to show for 4 hours of recording as Cap and The Monk grieve the loss of two excellent RHH stories as well as talk about how much Jeeps suck (Until they sponsor us) and the things that should've happened to Joseph Meng…

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THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN (w/ Frank and Geoff) 1:40:20

7M ago1:40:20

1:40:20

"This coke's kinda sweet. It's really good stuff!" The movie so nice (?) Golan and Globus made it twice! First as Lemon Popsicle and then updated for American audiences in the 80's. That's right, today the Cannon Bros (Frank & Geoff) break out the Oingo Boingo for yet another teen sex comedy, THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN! Starring the most unlikeable w…

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