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The Hired Swords is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast with four knuckleheads and a sage DM. Roll with us as we TRY to survive and tell our epic tale of monsters and mystery.
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Woman in England told she is dead and she would like answers even tho dead people don't get answers. Man murdered his friend because he thought he was sacrificing him to Bigfoot but also meth. Volcano in Antarctica spews $6k worth of gold each day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. …
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Pet cat was shipped 650 miles in Amazon return package by accident. Mona Lisa is gonna be sent to the basement at the Louvre museum. Retired chiropractor kills Elvis Impersonator using chlorophyll during kinky intercourse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joini…
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Dunkin Donuts employee shot father through the drive thru. Floridaman tells police he's gonna drink a cold one while being arrested. Florida couple forged lottery ticket winner by taping together two losers. Floridaman shoots a McDonald's customer over sauce. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a…
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Man sues movie theaters for underfilling the drinks. Male hippo in Japanese zoo discovered to be female after 7 years. Orgasm noise study results show it's pretty quiet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus e…
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Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a former Waffle House customer. Milan set to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight for the entire summer. Students were instructed to act out mass murder involving puppets in theater class.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by j…
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Man has a condition where his body makes alcohol, no DUI for him. Hospital in Australia asks snakebite victims to please not bring the snake in. School principal got a facial in the kitchen and bites the teacher that video recorded it.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPP…
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Minor league baseball team names mascot Ozempig and it upsets people. Beijing marathon runner allowed to win by the Africans. Brazilian arrested after taking a corpse to the bank to get a loan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon …
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots roommate during their vigilance drill. Florida fire fighter whips it out at a 7-11. Floridaman conducts a sword ritual while holding woman captive. Florida woman spits on bus driver over false coochie touching. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Sho…
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Workers hire thugs to beat up manager for working them too much. Polish priest held drug field orgies with male prostitutes and then trouble. Burglar left a big one in toilet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get b…
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Man arrested for making love to a lady's car for three years nonstop. Bay Area train employees built secret homes in train stations. Tennessee passes a bill allowing public school teachers to be armed in classrooms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the …
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Woman sues Disney after Goofy falls on top of her. Ontario resident gets a vagina and a penis paid for by public. Commercial of nuns eating potato chips in place of communion wafers sparks outrage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patr…
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Man takes his own life using his pet snakes. Woman tips $1k because she believe the rapture was coming and then asked for her money back. Dead lady request Grim Reaper at her funeral. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'…
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teens arrested for partying on top of a crane. Drunk Florida woman driving on three tires arrested. Florida pastor cancels autism awareness because he says it's demonic. Florida woman claims God told her to shoot the highway on the solar eclipse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and…
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Mexican news station accidentally shows testicles shot instead of the solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in the art museum. Millennials and Gen Z are apparently splurging on groceries according to study. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird…
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Drug made from human bones is an epidemic in Africa. Everyone in Japan will have last name Sato by year 2531. Nine year old takes mom's car to school after missing the bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonu…
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TRIGGER WARNING : EXTREMELY DISTURBING CONTENT* Today on the show we heard about a group of children in Finglas who terrorised and terrified an elderly lady going to do her shopping yesterday... Her story made us feel absolutely sick!!! Then there heard another absolutely horrific story from a Finglas woman who was out walking yesterday and was tar…
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French couple with 159 cats now banned from all pets. Earthquake hits while man is getting vasectomy. Chechnya bans music that is too slow and music that is too fast. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus epis…
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Michigan town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offer free goats to anyone that catches them. Customer pulls gun on n Burger King employee for offering a discount. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'l…
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman assaults store manager with a Bible on Easter. Space trash falls on a house in Florida. Florida 10 year old sold his dead dad's gun to another elementary student. Florida couple has sex on a sidewalk in front of Popeyes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. …
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Botswana threatens to send 20,000 elephants to Germany. Man arrested for firing his guns to celebrate his divorce. Inmates in New York sue to see the solar eclipse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episod…
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Swiss canton creating fake traffic jam to fool tourists. Firefighter impersonator with garden hose disrupts fire rescue. Pluto is claimed by Arizona as their official planet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bo…
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Filipinos are still bailing themselves to crosses and the church hates it. Super Gonorrhea is surging in China. Banana battle at a gas station leads to hospitalization. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus ep…
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman robs a Walmart but says it's all a game of 21. Florida is going to ban lab grown meat. Floridaman masturbees on a children's bicycle. Florida will now offer large containers of wine.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Wei…
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Sports company hiring a Weiner Connoisseur to find largest Weiner in baseball. Cornwall pub lost their award because of Nazi memorabilia. Indian man died after friend pumps air into his rectum. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon …
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Viagra linked to a reduction in Alzheimer's risk according to new study. Stripper's Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man kills his mother believing she's a vampire. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus ep…
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Today we heard from an Ardee woman who is not happy after being ghosted by a "Ballymun scanger in Nike Air Max who looks like he'd rob your granny for a fiver" (her words, not ours) because he ghosted her after their first date... but wait till you hear why!!!! Lisa is livid and had some harsh words to say about about her date!!! We then heard some…
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