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Finally, it's the most wonderful time of year! HALLOWEEEEEN!!! Here's an episode about Hellraiser. Merry Halloween, Everyone!
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BOO! Ok ok, sorry to scare you. It's just that it's October and all, ya know? Spooky season? And this is our Halloween episode... We promise there will be no scares in the actual episode though. Unless you're talking about how scary funny it is! Which you're not, why would you, that's a weird thing to say. Anyway, here's our latest episode all abou…
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This week we watched Virus. Don't worry, we know you haven't seen or even heard of it, no one has. Sure, it's a surprisingly star studded late 90s movie with a budget bigger than the Matrix, but as it turns out only like 7 people in 1999 wanted to go see this delightfully underrated sci-fi/horror/action romp. It was lost to time, until NOWWWW... An…
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More fun than an episode of Hunter!
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Episode 8: I Come In Peace (aka Dark Angel) (1990)
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Bitches! Leave! ...But not before you listen to this episode we recorded about Robocop! Go Robo!
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Episode 6: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... Halloween is over when The Hypersleep Pod says it's over and not a moment sooner. Yeah, that's right, we've got another spooktesticular episode for you. You're fucking welcome. Slap on your most extravagant hat because it's time to listen to your boys talk about one of the most horny, over the top, metal…
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Happy Halloween, Hyper-fans! Here's an episode about Jon Carpenter's 1982 body horror masterpiece The Thing! If you don't love this movie, unsubscribe and never speak to us or our family again! K bye!
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All hail Black Phillip.
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Hey so are you into underrated French Canadian B sci-fi Horror movies from the 90s? You're not?! Well you can suck our Phillip K Dicks then. For the rest of you, who are of course very cool, we bring you a great new episode of The Hypersleep Pod all about 1995 Peter Weller vehicle Screamers! A movie that gives you what we all secretly want, extende…
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Guess what? It's Episode 2 of The Hypersleep Pod! And it's all about classic time travelling sex romp The Terminator (1984). This week Chris and Nathan discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's penis, and some other stuff probably. So grab a chili cheese deluxe, hot wire a station wagon, and settle in for what is probably our best episode yet. Fuck you. Assh…
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Episode 1 of The Hypersleep Pod! Total Recall (1990)
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Episode 1 of The Hypersleep Pod! Total Recall (1990)
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There's never enough time... to appreciate Van Damme's sweet ass. But we tried our best. So please, put down your inferior future gun, stop admiring your stolen blood collection for five fucking minutes, and enjoy this time-bending episode of The Handsome Boys! No seriously, it's time-bending, we lost the last thirty minutes of the original episode…
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Episode 28: Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
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There's not enough room for two alpha titans on this planet. Of course, I'm talking about Chris and Nathan. So in this episode we finally set out to have a car crushing, city destroying battle to the death, and determine once and for all who is the king of the podcast. But instead we just got drunk and talked about this dope monster movie. Enjoy!…
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Does the day to day of your normal boring life leave you feeling empty? But, like, specifically the kind of empty where you're sad because you cant ride a flying dinosaur, and have tentacle initiated cyber-sex with a ten foot tall blue alien adonis? If this sounds like you, then you may be suffering from Pandora Induced Depression. PID affects lite…
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Episode 26: Crocodile Dundee (1986)
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This week The Handsome Boys go Down Undah! Crikey! Yes we covered the mildly problematic 80s rom-com (yeah that's right, its a rom-com... think about it) Crocodile Dundee! Starring Reginald VelJohnson and some other people. So pop in your headphones and go on a walkabout while you listen to Chris and Nathan carefully and sensitively navigate the ac…
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Here at Handsome Boys HQ we beleive that horror movies should not be relegated to the month of October alone. With that in mind, we bring you an episode about a movie full of big freaky bugs. Yep, we talked about Arachnophobia! So prepare yourselved to never enjoy popcorn, cereal, or taking a shit ever again as we dig into this charming, scary, and…
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Episode 24: Any Given Sunday (1999)
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALLLLL?!?!?! Well if you are, The Handsome Boys have some great news for you! In our latest episode we talk all about Oliver Stone's classic football action-thriller-comedy masterpiece Any Given Sunday (1999)! And we're bringing it to you just in time for the Super Bowl! What's that you say? The Super Bowl was weeks ago?…
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This week on The Handsome Boys... LET'S ROCK!!! Ohhh that's right boys, girls, and artificial persons, it's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen, because your favorite podcasters/aspiring space marines have finally gotten around to one of the best films of all time (yeah I said it), James Cameron's sci-fi action masterpiece, Aliens! And a…
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Handsome Listener! You son of a bitch... The CIA had us pushing too many pencils over the holidays, but we're back, and we're dug in deeper than an Alabama tick. So gear up, and get ready for our latest mission, an episode all about one of our all time favorite films, Predator (1987)! This podcast will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus, just…
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
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Merry Christmas, motherfuckers! Are you excited?! Well you shoud be, because you're about to listen to our very first Christmas episode! Unless you count the episode we did on the movie Hardware (1990)... go back and listen to that if you haven't, ya jerk. Anyway, do us a favor, go buy a Christmas tree, grab some cocaine while you're there, chug so…
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Episode 19: The Last Boy Scout (1991)
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Hey Handsome fans! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL... adjacent movies that are mostly about convoluted conspiracies to assinate US Senators in order to legalize sports gambling?! Well baby have we got the episode for you then. This week we suit up to discuss a hidden gem of early 90s high octane action flicks, Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans buddy mo…
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It's time to wake up, sheeple! Because this week The Handsome Boys get real deep into what's REALLY going on in the world, mannnn... Yes it's our first annual "Politics 2020" episode, and we talked all about John Carpenter's classic sci-fi/action/horror masterpiece They Live! (Starring Rowdy Roddy Piper! From Wrestling! Cool right?!) And I know wha…
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Episode 17: Interview with the Vampire (1994)
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Happy Handsome Halloween, Everyone! What, you thought we were done with our Halloween episodes? No way! You have been tricked! The Gruesome Boys are back once more, and we've brought you a treat! I mean really, how could we let October pass by without checking in with the most pretentious of the monsters, the vampires? The answer? We couldn't. And …
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Question for you, Handsome Fans... what is the scariest monster of all? Well I hope you said "rich white people", because The Gruesome Boys are back at you this week to discuss a film about that very thing! Yes we watched Jordan Peele's instant horror classic, and thinly veiled metaphor for the modern civil rights struggle, Get Out! (2017). We do o…
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Nothing is scarier than a giant unstoppable puddle of pink goo that eats everyone in it's path, right? Wrong, moron! This episode is about to teach yourself that the true villain in this world is the United States goverment! Who could possibly have seen that comming, right? They seemed so on the level... Well, live and learn, and prepare to be shoc…
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BOO!!! Did we scare you? Sorry about that, it's just that today is October 1st and The Handsome Boys have transmorphofied into THE GRUESOME BOYS!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! Yes, it is officially spooky season, and as such your boys will be bringing you the horror. To kick things off, we've decided to ease you into the terror with an under appreciated sci-fi/sp…
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Episode 13: The Great Outdoors (1988)
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What's that? Summer is over you say? Well you can go jump in a lake, pal! Because at Handsome Boys HQ summer isn't over til we say it's over, and we say summer ends today, on September 22nd! What's that? September 22nd is the autumnal equinox, the literal end of summer? ...shut up! Look, just enjoy our official summer vacation episode, where we div…
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Snow, ice picks, hypothermia... ahhh, the signs of summer. Yes, this week The Handsome Boys will cool your fiery heart with an icy summer movie as we wrap up our summer blockbuster series with an all time classic, Cliffhanger (1993). Graphic violence, explosions, Swear words, this movie has it all. Oh and it's got Stallone's tight round ass... awww…
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In space no one can hear you scream, but they can smell you... If you're a woman. This week on The Handsome Boys we learn this space fact and many others as we delve into Vin Diesel space vehicle, Pitch Black (2000)! A movie that features a planet with three suns, Vin Diesel's muscly arms, and some fast and furious alien monsters. So grab your weld…
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Listen up, ladies and gentlemen! What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every itunes account, spotify account, google podcasts account, Instagram account and pornhub account in a 15 mile radius! Our fugitives names are "The Handsome Boys..." Ohhh that's right, this week on the podcast the boys get into one of their …
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How in the name of Zeus' butthole has it taken this long for The Handsome Boys to do an episode about The Rock (1996)?! Sean Connery, Nic Cage, AND Michael Beihn? in a Michael Bay movie?! Well the answer, you fucking idiot, is that the boys wanted to wait until summer had official begun before they covered this officially awesome summer blockbuster…
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Episode 8: Van Damme Vs Snipes (Double Impact and Blade)
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Are you a Chad or an Alex? Well the Handsome Boys don't care which one you are as long as you're not a vampire! That's right, on this ep Chris and Nathan drink their fill of blood spray and side kicks as they break down Blade (1998) and Double Impact (1991). The boys try to ice skate uphill as they discuss karate, day-walkers, and Van Damme's pench…
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Ho ho ho, merry Christmas! That's right, its the middle of June, and you know what that means... Christmas is right around the corner! So this week, to get you in the festive spirit, the boys watched the style heavy sci-fi horror film Hardware (1990). It's got all the things you think of when you think of Christmas; scorching hot nuclear wastelands…
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Episode 6: The PTA meeting - Paul Thomas Anderson films (Magnolia and There Will Be Blood)
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This week on The Handsome Boys, Chris and Nathan set out to prove to thier listeners that they actually have taste. That's right, things get a little pretentious as the boys discuss two modern directorial masterpieces, Paul Thomas Anderson's "Magnolia" and "There Will Be Blood." Prepare to have the concepts of determinism and metaphor man-splained …
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Episode 5: American Adult Animation (Fire and Ice and Starchaser: The Legend of Orin)
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USA! USA! That's right, it's alliteration week on The Handsome Boys, and to celebrate we're talking about two awesomely action packed axamples of American adult animation! Chris and Nathan get into babes, bots, and blind kids on this weeks episode. Also Nathan learns a little bit about the WWF Intercontinental Championship for some reason. Enjoy!…
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Episode 4: Plotting Your Revenge - The Films of Martin Campbell (Goldeneye and The Mask of Zorro)
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Whether you're seeking vengeance on a former coworker for his part in your work related injury, or a Spanish Don killed your wife, adopted your infant daughter, and threw you in a mexican prison, revenge is a dish best served cold. This week Chris and Nathan learn the various do's and dont's of long term revenge plotting as they take a look at the …
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Episode 3: Heroes of Mics and Magic (Conan: The Destroyer, Krull, and Dragon Slayer)
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Forsooth! This week Chris and Nathan escape to a world of high fantasy! We cover it all; Wilt Chamberlain's sexual history, the importance of consent when choking your partner, peacocks, all the things you think of when someone says "fantasy adventure film." So hop on your camel and enjoy the ride. The power of Crom compels you!…
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Episode 2: Pandemic Panic! (Outbreak and Contagion)
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This week on The Handsome Boys, Chris and Nathan discuss alarmist pandemic films Outbreak (1995) and Contagion (2011). We cover psuedo-science, the illegal underground monkey trade, and the dangers of interspecies intercourse! Catch the fever! (Please do not catch the fever)
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It's Episode 1 of The Handsome Boys! And what better way to draw in new listeners then by doing an episode about the most accessible and popular subject matter we could think of... Obscure 80s anime movies! So buckle up for a medium-poor quality audio journey through the post-apocalypse as Chris and Nathan learn about environmentalism, honor, and t…
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