Welcome to season 2!!! Joe, Scott, and Ryan jump right in and tell you about what's been going on in the months since we spoke lastBy The Imaginary Cookies

Today, we're joined by Scott's dad to have a conversation with Roger Steen from the band The TUBES! We discuss the history of that band, from the early days of DIY shows in the desert to full blown radio hit stardom Roger tells us about his favorite guitar gear and more!! If you're not super familiar with The Tubes already, pause this episode and g…

You know him from the trial of the century, or possibly "America's Favorite House Guest" - but to us, he's the host with the most ❤️ Emcee for the nationally touring Wizard World Comic Con, contestant on CBS' Celebrity Big Brother, Actor, Comedian - Kato Kaelin The K Train does a Zoom call with us to discuss some new TV show pilots, his time with t…

Our second episode without General Kommodi - BUT - He phones in from family vacation to chat with us.. Scott tells a Wizard World story, while Joe and Ryan tell us about a weird New York City tripBy The Imaginary Cookies

We are minus General Kommodi this week as he's on vacay with the fam.. but we did land the one and only Jeff Dickerson of PHASE to talk about a funny Warped Tour story ❤️By The Imaginary Cookies

Scott, Ryan, and Joseph are in the Kraken's Lagoon today - discussing the pressing moments of our time... Like the new Miley Cyrus album, whether it's ok to pee in a public pool, and if in fact the sound guy has already seen your girlfriend's boobsBy The Imaginary Cookies

From Joseph's beautiful Florida room, comes another 99 Stories... Let's talk Top Five guitarists.. even more Put-In-Bay escapades... And what kinda serious sh*t happens when we hit 88mph...By The Imaginary Cookies

We're back for Episode 5! Thank you for listening to our throwback interview from 2007 last week. Now, it's all new and current Buckle up for Scooter PimpsBy The Imaginary Cookies

In 2007, a highly energetic Imaginary Cookies visited Kim Sweet on her Ashland University weekly radio series - The Sweet Spot Then, just a trio of Ryan, Scott, and Joe Enjoy this rebroadcast in it's entirety minus the songs *We do play a live version of an unreleased tune called "Pencil Pusher" That track never saw the light of day otherwise Thank…

We're all back for Episode 4! And.. we even have our first guest, Chris Donley (of Critic City/Sindust/Lovelag/French Donkey) *Mature content *Trigger warning, mentions of suicideBy The Imaginary Cookies

This week we're down a Cookie, as Jon wasn't feeling well. But, you're still in for a treat! We discuss bands that Cary on without original members and Joe's love of Star Wars toys.. and other stuffBy The Imaginary Cookies

The Imaginary Cookies are back with Episode 2!! This hour takes place immediately after episode one.. and gets VERY SPICY *ADULT themes and language used Listener discretion is advised **Seriously, you were warnedBy The Imaginary Cookies

The pilot episode of 99 Stories Your hosts, The Imaginary Cookies, are: Scott Paris Ryan Baker Joseph Middleton Jon Risher Tune in, and die laughing! Every band has a story to tell.. what's yours? *Contains adult themes and languageBy The Imaginary Cookies

Matt-Man has had some heartache of late. He lost his Canadian girlfriend Jamie Mapleleaf who was also his BEST FRIEND. He is going to try to talk himself through this, and with your love and support, he can do this. Or can he? There will be fun, frivolity, heartache, and your helpful calls LIVE as IWS presents: From Hamilton With Heartache…

Join IWS Radio LIVE as Jamie Mapleleaf and Pastor Matt discuss the Vice-Presidential Debate, Trump's Covid and lack of concern for others, Bald and Free Day, Jamie's unusual fascination with Matt's bowel movements, and the demise of salad bars due to the virus. We'll also discus Canadian Thanksgiving. All of that plus your calls as IWS Radio presen…

Sunday is Yom Kippur, the Jewish Day of Atonement, and Jamie Mapleleaf and Pastor Matt are going to atone for their sins in spite of neither being Jewish nor any denomination, aside from being Founders of the tax-free, Church of the Mattican. We will ask forgiveness for Trump. Jamie's sister Amy will ask forgiveness on behalf of her sis Jamie for b…

Trump was taped telling the truth to Bob Woodward about playing down the Coronavirus for months. Matt just celebrated his 5th Wedding Anniversary. Jamie Mapleleaf is going to try to think more positively. We will also hilariously discuss the start of the NFL Season, dead pets, and celebrate Fortune Cookie Day this week. All of that, plus your calls…

IWS is back again and we have love in our heart. Pastor Matt's 5 Year Wedding Anniversary is coming up in less than a week, and Pastor Matt's Wife Jamie will soon be marrying his Brother-in-Law of Matt's other wife Schmoop to whom he is still married as well. Also, they will discuss Donald Trump's betrayal of American Servicemen and Women by callin…

Pastor Matt and The Pastor's Wife Jamie Mapleleaf are breaking down the Republican National Convention and asking a few questions. Why does the girlfriend of Don Trump, Jr. have to scream when she gives a speech? Why does Jerry Falwell, Jr. get off on watching a pool boy have sex with his wife? Does Pastor Matt enjoy watching his wife Jamie have se…

After a lengthy 4 month hiatus that seemed more like 40 years walking through the desert, IWS Radio is back, and during our trek through the desert, we found Jesus. Jesus said unto us, "Return to podcasting and entertain the masses." To which Pastor Matt asked, "Should we call it a Godcast?" He told Pastor Matt to shut up. But anyhoodle, join Pasto…

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It's that time of year where deeply religious Christians like Jay, Matt, Jamie MapleLeaf, and the other staff at IWS Radio joyfully and prayerfully celebrate the supernatural birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, but before all of the ecumenical solemnity, there must be a rowdy, ribald, and drunken, naked Office Christmas Party and you are all…

The War on Christmas has officially resumed and the folks at IWS Radio are ready to jump into the middle of the fight and mix it up with both sides! As you know Matt-Man, Jamie, and Jayman are always a bit conflicted over this conflict. We see all sides of the issue and are always ready to do battle with anyone at any time. Basically, we think this…

That time of year is here folks. The Holidays are here and ushering in strong feelings of joy, jocularity and friendship, as well as dread, anger, and loneliness. It is indeed the best of times and the worst of times, but fear not... Jay, Matt, and the rest of the IWS Radio team are here to help you navigate the landmines of the holidays with hilar…

Does it seem as though society is going to hell in a handbasket? Have people gotten meaner and nastier? Well, yes this is happening. Everyone is so angry all the time and here at IWS Radio we think we know why. People have forgotten how to be decent to one another. Matt, Jamie, and Jay believe this is because we've all stopped doing the little thin…

The holidays are fast approaching and you don't want to go a drunken and dysfunctional family Thanksgiving dinner or a tear-filled and angry Christmas get together unprepared mentally and unarmed emotionally, so...Jay, Matt and the IWS team are going to help you hone your highly opinionated and tightly held beliefs so you can fight holiday fire wit…

Does it seem like everyone just talks so much and will never shut up and listen? Matt, Jamie, and Jay have noticed the same thing. So, we're gonna sit around and talk about this and other stuff. At some point, we will stop talking and let other people talk. Maybe. See, we have a lot to say. I think we do. Well, we talk a lot, but that's because we'…

Has Jamie killed anyone in her dreams lately?By IWS Radio

Fall is in full swing. The leaves are changing color as they fall from the trees and die upon the stone cold reality of winter's opening act, as the sun drops below the horizon ever earlier as to mock the peasants of humanity who dwell 'neath her blazing caress of warmth and light. And then again... It's also a good time to kick back with some drin…

Everybody loves fall! It's the very best time of year. The weather is perfect. NFL, NCAA Football, Basketball, Hockey and the World Series are all going on. You get to wear your favorite sweater and fuzzy socks. You can also crank up the fireplace and cook bit pots full of comfort food. What's not to love? Well, there is ONE THING that is getting o…

The critics and naysayers all said that it couldn't and shouldn't be done, but nonetheless we here at IWS Radio have fired up the metronome, loosened up our vocal chords, and are ready to sing for the world...Some of the voices will be good, some not so much, but we all have a caged bird within us in the form of song, and our gaggle of caged birds …

It's Oktoberfest time again y'all and IWS Radio is ready to party! We've got the beer on ice, the sausages on the grill and we're all wearing our finest lederhosen! We'll talk about what a great place Germany is (kinda), German beer, food and, of course, women! Plus there are other national and international celebrations going on that we will touch…

It's International Dot Day kids, a day to celebrate and electrify one's imagination, creativity and make one's mark upon the world. Why is it called Dot Day, you ask? Well, use your creativity to figure that out along with Jay, Matt, Jamie, and the rest if the IWS team as we let the sexy creative juices flow. We'll have banter dotted with wittiness…

It's our Season 10 Premier and things are about to get wild y'all! Seriously, this is our TENTH SEASON of IWS Radio! That's cray-cray! It's gonna be LIT AF too! We're throwing the party of the century to celebrate. Or something. The witty banter is gonna be eXtra witty. The good and bad songs will be eXtra good and bad. The booze will be eXtra booz…

All good things must come to an end and Season 9 of IWS Radio is no exception. So join Jay, Matt, and Jamie MapleLeaf as they look back upon the hilarity, the heartbreak, and commode hugging good times of Season 9. Scheduled to appear are Donald Trump, The Ferg, Nurse Doom, Schmoop, Bionic Bill, and of course all of the usual suspects such as Bobby…

It's just about time to kick off the 2019 NFL and college football season and the gang at IWS Radio is here to break it all down for ya! Well, kind of. We'll preview the season and talk about what makes football the best, and worst, sport on Earth. We'll also give you some great Fantasy Football advice. Hell, we'll even hear from Joe Buck and Troy …

There has been a wrench thrown into the well-oiled machine that is IWS Radio. Oh sure Jayman has been ready for the show for days as usual, but Matt not so much because in spite of his lack of customer service skills, he has to cover the Beer Mine for others, so...instead of cancelling the show, we will press on, wing it, and work without a net. We…

So breakups are a thing? Unfortunately, yes they are. Whether it's lovers or best friends breakups are the worst. And, as has been predicted since day one there has been a big breakup here at IWS Radio. What? No, not Matt and Jay! I'm talking about Jamie and Guy! Their relationship was doomed from the begining, but after giving it everything they h…

IWS Radio has been riding a heatwave of immature hilarity for years, but now, Jay and Matt have decided it's time to grow up, put their 12 year old boy humor in the freezer, and act their 50 something year old ages. Oh sure, there will be witty banter with some light-hearted immaturity, but after that? We are going full-on mature...or at least try.…

It's National Nude Day so let's all rock out with our cock out and free the nipple! Matt, Jamie and Jay are gonna be celebrating by doing the show COMPLETELY NAKED! Too bad for you guys it's radio, huh? You'll just have to use your imagination. There will be stories of naked shenanigans though. Some streaking, skinny dippin', just hanging out naked…

July is here, the heat is on, and Jamie MapleLeaf is sweating while sitting in the Yorktown Continental Airport while waiting on flight 1781 as Jay and Matt watch teleprompters bursting in air over Ft. McHendry, while watching some hot Women's World Cup action. So...The IWS Radio team is going to make this hot swampy, sexy, mess of July better and …