Best The Itty Bitty Sex Podcasts (2024)

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Nuremberg Trials & Cabaret 19:59

2M ago19:59

19:59

The Annals of the American academy of political and social science, Vol.450, Reflections on the Holocaust. I’ve never felt more like a cog in a machine than now. I hope for better days but feel really fucking dismal rn. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support…

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A Colorful History with Dan & Alexis 1:02:44

2M ago1:02:44

1:02:44

Surprise! We’re back with a new collaborative project– Queer Seeking Queer: A Colorful History. Haley joined forces with Dan of @longlostpersonals and Alexis @Alexis_aquarian to create this cheeky, kinky, one-of-a-kind coloring book featuring personal ads from LGBTQ+ newspapers from the 1920s to 1990s. In this episode, Dan, Alexis, and Haley talk a…

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What "fluffing" really means + 7 ways you can help your breasts heal after explant surgery! 30:35

2M ago30:35

30:35

Text me, breastie! Curious about the mysterious term "fluffing" after breast explant surgery? Listen in to gain a medically-informed understanding of this often misunderstood concept. Hear firsthand insights from Dr. Dev, an expert explant surgeon, who clarifies this phenomenon and helps set realistic expectations for your explant journey. I also s…

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Protein to Boost Surgery Recovery and 5 Simple Ways to Get More of It 17:55

3M ago17:55

17:55

Text me, breastie! Can prioritizing protein support your explant surgery recovery? Uncover this and more as I guide you through the essential role of protein in surgery preparation and healing in this episode of Empowered Explant. To help you feel confident on your healing journey, I explain the science behind protein's critical contributions to wo…

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Sad 17:39

3M ago17:39

17:39

I cry for the younger woman in me who so badly just wanted to be loved at any cost. But also happy that the woman I am now understands that romantic love, for me, isn’t martyrdom. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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3 Lessons to Build Unshakable Confidence After Explant Surgery 26:45

3M ago26:45

26:45

Text me, breastie! Today we're diving deep into the transformative power of self-love and cultivating confidence after explant surgery (or any stage of life!) In this episode: Personal Update: I share my joy about a beautiful new relationship that blossomed post-explant surgery, symbolizing my journey into authentic self-confidence. Connection Betw…

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The Risks of Breast Implants and Shocking Stats We All Need to Know! 26:49

3M ago26:49

26:49

Text me, breastie! Welcome to a milestone episode of the Empowered Explant podcast—Episode 50! In honor of Women’s Health Awareness Month, we're diving deep into an issue close to our hearts (pun intended) and our health: the risks and complications associated with breast implants. FDA Insights: Sharing the FDA’s recommended boxed warning and key s…

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Hind’s Hall 19:34

3M ago19:34

19:34

Been sick for a while and finally improving. I implore you to do your own research and acknowledge nuance. A Jewish homeland can exist without ending of another group.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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We're Back! Empowered Explant Season 3 Trailer 2:29

3M ago2:29

2:29

Text me, breastie! Welcome breastie! Empowered Explant is back for a juicy season 3 of talking all things breast implant illness, explant surgery, healing, body image, detox, women’s health, confidence, and transformation! No matter where you are on your explant journey, you’re in the right place. Hit subscribe so you don’t miss any episodes to com…

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4/16 15:39

4M ago15:39

15:39

https://donate.unrwa.org/gaza/~my-donation. https://www.palestinercs.org/en/Donation. IG- @Elisadoesstuff (Esims Gaza)--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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Mutinies have started for less 1:33

6M ago1:33

1:33

If the men and women in our military decided they didn’t want to kill for a government that will toss them aside easily, what would happen? The brutal attack on Gaza is happening because everyday people want to be complicit in genocide. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support…

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Self determination 15:07

6M ago15:07

15:07

Dictatorial evil peeps be using religion as a tool to justify violence and that’s not acceptable. Everyone should have the right to self determination. Everyone should be able to eat, sleep, drink, shit and make a life without constant violence or loss. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support…

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Itty Bitty Ads 32:35

6M ago32:35

32:35

Welcome to a truly itty bitty episode with guest host, Gabriel—founder, creator, and archivist for @Itty_Bitty_Queer_History. In this episode, Haley takes a page out of Gabriel’s teeny tiny books to pursue some short & sweet personal ads. These authors are very concise yet have a diverse set of needs—from bowling buddies to sugar daddies, water spo…

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Heavenly Bodies Looking for Venus: Sapphic Ads with Jack Jen Gieseking 50:45

7M ago50:45

50:45

Are you ready to source the galaxies of love? Dip your tongue into this new episode, where Haley & Dr. Jack Jen Gieseking (author of the incredible book A Queer New York) match with some sapphic ads. Whether you’re looking for a good old-fashioned co-dependent, a skateboard bean, a Genteel Daddy pretty boy butch, or a chic Joni Mitchell lookalike—c…

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Quickie 2 6:01

7M ago6:01

6:01

Do you feel that as a human you deserve dignity? How much would you have to lose in order to want retribution for the violence inflicted on you? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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Crystal 20:32

7M ago20:32

20:32

Liks Carribbean Food in Hollywood FL has the BEST brown stew chicken anywhere! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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Androgynous Ads with Asho 52:20

7M ago52:20

52:20

Attention all you macaroni boys and genderful twinks! Asho joins Haley for a series of ads written by self-acclaimed androgynous lovers. Do you dream of tossing a salad with a cute “she-boy” or maintaining eye contact all the way “through”? Catch these ads before another 30 years passes! Follow Asho on Instagram at @Asho_Buckingham to view & purcha…

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Before Bedtime 25:35

8M ago25:35

25:35

Taking a moment from momming to share some thoughts. Take what you need and leave the rest. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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A holiday message and PSA for my breasties! 2:32

8M ago2:32

2:32

Text me, breastie! A little holiday message and update! Wishing you all the most beautiful Christmas and holiday season, breastie! The podcast will be back with all new episodes in 2024! Until then, join the Empowered Explant facebook group and reach out to me on the links below: Links and resources: Empowered Explant Website Resources www.empowere…

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Itty Bitty Bitch 16:33

8M ago16:33

16:33

But if a breakdown in grocery store parking lot--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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Heal your whole self with QiGong: Interview with Chris and Parisa Shelton 1:04:45

8M ago1:04:45

1:04:45

Text me, breastie! This powerful practice of QiGong can help you heal physically and emotionally, detoxify your body, and support your health both before and after your explant surgery. Chris and Parisa Shelton are QiGong and Chinese Medicine practitioners, co-founders of the Morning Crane Healing Arts Center, qigongteachertraining.com, and The Qi …

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Bitesized Bit: Lesbian Phone Sex 5:50

9M ago5:50

5:50

You think you're sexually frustrated? Try talking to a gal on the lesbian party lines in the '90s! In this truly tiny bite-sized episode, Haley reads from Liz Tracey's article in Outweek: "Hung Up on the Lesbo Line." Listen to us on Spotify, Stitcher, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your tunes! Interested in being on the show? Contact us a…

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Healing Gratitude Meditation for Breath, Body, and Mind 24:54

9M ago24:54

24:54

Text me, breastie! Gratitude is my favorite upper! It raises your entire frequency and has the power to change so much in your life. Really, studies show it can improve your physical and mental health and wellbeing. A daily gratitude practice is a must on your explant journey! Start by writing 3 things you are grateful for each day, either in the m…

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No turkey for me 31:57

9M ago31:57

31:57

I May be wrong, or i May even be right. What does it matter when we are unnecessarily losing lives everyday? I’m really struggling with this right now.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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What to expect during explant surgery recovery 27:22

9M ago27:22

27:22

Text me, breastie! There are so many questions… How long will recovery take? What are my limitations? Will I need someone to look after me? When can I go back to work? When can I exercise again? How much pain will I feel? How long do the drains stay in? In this episode, I cover the top 10 things you can almost certainly expect and plan for during y…

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Full Interview with Explant Surgeon, Dr. Dev Vibhakar + My Explantiversary Celebration! 1:18:51

9M ago1:18:51

1:18:51

Text me, breastie! Listen to the full interview with my explant surgeon, Dr. Dev Vinhakar, recorded live on my 2-year explantiversary and the Empowered Explant podcast’s 1st birthday - 11/11! He answers so many important questions, including: What determines whether someone needs a lift or not? Is fat transfer a safe alternative for more volume? Do…

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When Should I Start Detoxing? 13:42

9M ago13:42

13:42

Text me, breastie! In this episode I answer one of the top questions asked by women removing their breast implants – When should I start detoxing? I break my recommended detoxification process down into 4 phases and give you the general recommended timelines for each, although it’s important to keep in mind that this is an individualized journey an…

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2 resources 2:52

10M ago2:52

2:52

The Palestine academy.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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SAVE THE DATE! An invite for my breasties! 6:08

10M ago6:08

6:08

Text me, breastie! It's my 2 year explant anniversary PLUS the Empowered Explant podcast's 1 year birthday! This calls for an 11/11 celebration with my breasties! Join us for the Empowered Explant Podcast 1st Birthday celebration! This online event will feature a live recording with our special guest, explant surgeon, Dr. Dev Vibhakar! Get ready to…

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Ongoing 26:58

10M ago26:58

26:58

Opinions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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5 Steps to Self-Forgiveness 22:18

10M ago22:18

22:18

Text me, breastie! Being faced with removing your breast implants can come with whole lot of anger, resentment, shame, and regret. I believe forgiving yourself is one of the most crucial first steps in emotional healing. In this episode, I fully open up to what this has looked like for me, and the 5 steps I keep coming back to for relief and lettin…

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Broken 17:18

10M ago17:18

17:18

💚❤️🖤--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefunnyprostitute/support

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The risk of infection from breast surgery with Lisa Crites 1:05:40

10M ago1:05:40

1:05:40

Text me, breastie! Breast surgery comes with the risk of infection, whether you are explanting, implanting, having breast cancer removed, or reconstructing. In this episode, I speak with Lisa Crites, breast cancer survivor and inventor of The Shower Shirt – which helps women keep their chests protected after surgery. Links and resources: Buy The Sh…

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Avoid these things before explant surgery! 27:32

10M ago27:32

27:32

Text me, breastie! There are lots of to-do’s leading up to removing your breast implants, but don’t forget about the things that should be avoided! Here are all the things I recommend staying away from leading up to your explant surgery. Links and resources: Empowered Explant website Trusted Partners page: www.empoweredexplant.com/partners Download…

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Where to Start Once You Decide You Want to Explant! 15:31

11M ago15:31

15:31

Text me, breastie! If you’ve recently decided you want to remove your breast implants, it can be super overwhelming figuring out where to start. So in this episode, I walk you through the step-by-steps so that you can embark on your explant journey without the stress! Links and resources: Empowered Explant website Resources page: www.empoweredexpla…

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The Top 5 Fears We Face When Explanting - and How to Overcome Them! 26:36

11M ago26:36

26:36

Text me, breastie! Feeling fear before and after removing your breast implants is normal, but when that fear gets out of hand, it can become debilitating and detrimental to your health and healing. In this episode, I share what these fears are and my favorite ways to overcome them. Here’s the quote from the end of the episode: “Bless you for your f…

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Empowered Explant Season 2 Trailer! 2:15

11M ago2:15

2:15

Text me, breastie! Hello, Breasties! Empowered Explant is back for its second season of supporting women around the world on their explant journeys. In the coming weekly episodes, we’re taking a deeper dive into preparing for surgery, recovery, healing, detox, exercise, and nutrition, as well as addressing fears and anxiety PLUS we’re going to have…

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The Body Politic with Dr. Alex Ketchum 1:05:38

11M ago1:05:38

1:05:38

Haley sits down with Dr. Alex Ketchum, a professor at McGill University’s Institute for Gender, Sexuality, and Feminist Studies, and author of books such as Engage in Public Scholarship: A Guidebook on Feminist and Accessible Communication & Ingredients for Revolution: A History of American Feminist Restaurants, Cafes, and Coffeehouses. In this epi…

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Seeking Nice Jewish Girls 1:07:51

1y ago1:07:51

1:07:51

In this episode, Haley & Lauren Hoffman of the Capital Jewish Museum wander through New York, San Francisco, and Minnesota following these Jewish sapphic lonely hearts. Check your baggage at the door and prepare to meet a Would-Be Cowboy, a“Highly Flawed and Special” artist, and a gal looking for a “New Age thinker with a specific physical discipli…

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6 Free Resources for Your Explant Journey, PLUS an Update for My Breasties! 15:33

1y ago15:33

15:33

Text me, breastie! Wish you could find all the answers you need in one place? I did too. Here’s a list of resources that are really helpful whether you are in the early planning stages, you’re about to have your surgery and go through recovery, or you are healing and focusing on your health and confidence after explanting. Empowered Explant is a po…

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Your Genetic Roadmap to Healing from Breast Implant Illness, with Kashif Khan 53:05

1y ago53:05

53:05

Text me, breastie! The answers you're looking for could be a DNA test away! I’m talking genetics with Kashif Khan, the founder of The DNA company, who knows a ton about breast implant illness and shares with us: How your DNA can tell you if you are at higher risk of your body reacting negatively to breast implants. How genetics can help in managing…

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The Most Powerful Goodbye Letter You Can Write! 18:17

1y ago18:17

18:17

Text me, breastie! Explanting is kinda like a break up, saying goodbye to a toxic relationship. And with any big hard goodbye, closure is necessary. It’s my 35th birthday week (woohoo!) and as I spent time reflecting on my journey, it was clear that breaking up with my breast implants was exactly what I needed to become the healthiest I’ve ever bee…

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Bitesized Bit: Sentenced to Voicejail 21:36

1y ago21:36

21:36

You ignore your voicemail, but have you heard of voicejail? Imagine the world before the internet, before blogs and discord servers and reddit forums or Google reviews. Where did people release their pent up anxieties, how did they share their niche interests, or act out their weird bits? In this bite-sized episode, Haley looks at the fascinating m…

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Activate Your Body’s Self-Healing Powers - with Philipp Samor von Holtzendorff-Fehling 42:03

1y ago42:03

42:03

Text me, breastie! This entire episode will blow your mind and you need to listen to it because it’s really difficult for me to distill the details here! But, basically, you are made of quantum energy, we all are – everything is! I interview Philipp Samor von Holtzendorff-Fehling, the founder of Leela Quantum Tech, who explains how their technology…

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An Unexpected Whole Life Transformation with Tiffany Masson 1:20:19

1y ago1:20:19

1:20:19

Text me, breastie! Okay this is a long episode, but it’s a must-listen, so hit pause if you need to but come back to it because this is a story you need to hear the ending of. Tiffany is an explant warrior, a superwoman mother and wife, a health coach - and just an amazing human all round. We talk about: Why she decided to explant Pre-surgery stres…

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An unexpected twist... 10:14

1y ago10:14

10:14

Text me, breastie! Sharing a little behind the scenes of what's going on in my life right now. A little bump in the road, but the show must and will go on! #breastfriendsforever P.s. 30 episodes today!! Woohoo! Please help us be heard and raise awareness: Subscribe to the show Rate and review Share with your friends Let's connect! Join the Empowere…

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Bad, Bold, and Wiser Ads from Florida 1:02:34

1y ago1:02:34

1:02:34

Throw on some sunscreen and grab your mosquito spray, we’re going to Florida! Haley & Kayleigh read ads from Orlando, Cape Canaveral, and Pasco County. Help us choose between a gay nudist tour guide, Xena the Warrior princess, and the vegetarian aesthete. It’s probably one of the most ‘90s centered episodes yet! Listen to us on Spotify, Stitcher, A…

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How to tell people about your explant surgery (even if you don't really want to)! 21:17

1y ago21:17

21:17

Text me, breastie! Feeling nervous about telling people about your explant surgery? Perhaps you don’t really want them to know you had breast implants, or you're worried about what they’ll think. Listen to this episode, start to finish. Links and resources: Listen to Episode 12, Relationships, dating, and sex after explant with Stefanos Sifandos ht…

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My mama 5 months after explant! A Mother’s Day special interview 48:16

1y ago48:16

48:16

Text me, breastie! Listen to the end for some fun announcements!! Mum and I share a special conversation on Mother’s Day to check in on how she’s feeling 5 months after having her breast implants removed. I know many of you have been following her journey and we so appreciate your love! Happy Mother’s Day to all our mama breasties! Links and resour…

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Top 11 must-haves for your explant surgery shopping list! 17:18

1+ y ago17:18

17:18

Text me, breastie! Here are my top 11 must-haves on your shopping list for your surgery. I’ve listed them all below, but be sure to listen to the full episode because I talk about why they are on my list, and share lots more insights! Links and resources: Get my full printable shopping list linked in my 33 Step Explant Planning Checklist! Download …

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