Best The Jerk Store Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 254: Using Alcohol to Numb 56:06

5d ago56:06

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Our friend Ally joins Melisa and Alli to talk about how alcohol is often used as a coping mechanism and tools to get your life back on track. Books mentioned in this episode include: This Naked Mind, We Are The Luckiest, Easy Way to Control Alcohol, and Sober CuriousBy Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 253: More Unsolicited Advice 36:17

12d ago36:17

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Alli and Melisa take on more unsolicited advice -- offering opinions on if she should tell a date it's your first time kissing another woman to if you should be friends with an ex.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 252: Unsolicited Advice with Christine 43:06

19d ago43:06

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Our friend Christine joins the pod to answer listener questions and give our very unprofessional opinions!By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 251: Date Like A Grown Up 29:49

26d ago29:49

29:49

Happy Pride! This week, Melisa and Alli elaborate on some dating icks -- and the biggest ick of them all, not being a grown up and avoiding tough conversations!By Lesbian Chronicles

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48- Erika Hates Momma’s Boys; Diarrhea Delays; Kars4Kids and Slovenian Cartels; Menards Only Fans; Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body; Mayo vs. Aioli? 1:30:31

1M ago1:30:31

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: · Exclusive Squirts and Diarrhea Delays · No Chingues and Nugenix – “She’ll Like It Too.” · Erika’s Fake Degree in Humane Letters · Is Kars4Kids Laundering Money for Slovenian Cartels? · Musical Waterboarding · Jorge Has a Conference (and Foot) Addiction · …

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Episode 250: Dating Icks 40:08

1M ago40:08

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Alli and Melisa dive into dating icks -- and Melisa shares a list of "icks" that might prompt her to swipe left.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 38 - The Collection II 1:23:03

1M ago1:23:03

1:23:03

Ahoy there, dear listener! Your audio pals Steve & Ross are back casting pods around Lake Internet and reeling them in to bring you a review of their latest catch — The Collection II! And to pursue this totally random angling analogy a little further; there's nothing fishy going on when such a treasure trove of previously unreleased Sammy-era VH tr…

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Episode 249: Healing While Parenting 35:19

1M ago35:19

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Being a mom means your time isn't always your own -- which makes it really tough to find the time and space to focus on your own healing from heartbreak.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 248: Meet Michele 56:21

2M ago56:21

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Michele from the Live Out Loud podcast joins the show to share her views on navigating the dating scene and relationships. And how she's focusing on "dating her friends" and cultivating the relationships with people who are already in her life.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 247: Coming Out While Married 33:30

2M ago33:30

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This week we address a listener question about how to come out when you're still in a hetero marriage.By Lesbian Chronicles

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47- Tangerine Hitler: A Tale Of Naps & Farts; Beware the Woke Police; Down to the Nubs; Do Psychopaths Wash Their Hands?; Curing Imposter Syndrome; Micro-aggressions the Workplace; The Poverty Tunnel 1:09:03

2M ago1:09:03

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: · Tia Two-Bucket Gets Irrationally Angry · The Poverty Tunnel: Red Wax Bologna, Used Condom Parking Lots, Rat Races, and the Smell of Fumigation · The Ultimate Cheap Shoe Faceoff: Payless v Buster Brown · Brand Loyalty · Tater Dress: Erika’s Potato Aestheti…

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Episode 246: I Don't Think About You At All. 34:18

2M ago34:18

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Alli and Melisa share some quotes on letting go and how sometimes we cling to things in life that are no longer meant for us.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 245: Well, The Jerk Store Called... 54:41

2M ago54:41

54:41

Melisa and Alli dive into what it's like raising kids as lesbian moms and how to handle possible bullying.By Lesbian Chronicles

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46- Shakira’s Emasculated Sons; Swearing Babies; Chicago-Rat-Sourced Night Yogurts; The Dopamine Chase; Dysregulated Bowels; Your Friend, The Algorithm; Immigrant Kid Guilt; Rape Pregnancies Post-Roe 1:31:10

3M ago1:31:10

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: · Oscar De La Hoya Documentary · Dopamine Nation · Our Vietnam: Limewire Viruses · Roddy, The (Former?) Baby Model, Likes Scarves · Our Seductive Smartphones And Refusing Their Advances · LLC Twitter · Voluntary Dystopian Surveillance and Ways to Fight Back…

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Episode 244: Everybody Pump the Brakes! 36:54

3M ago36:54

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Why is everyone is such a rush to do all the things? Commit to a relationship? Meet the kids? Move in together? Combine finances? Our friend Heather joins us to discuss why we all need to just chill!By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 37 - Mammoth WVH - Mammoth II 1:36:45

3M ago1:36:45

1:36:45

Podderers! Podbods! OnlyPoddyFans! Seeeeee!! As promised, it's not been an eternity of decades since the previous episode has it! Say what you like about this poddington-pod (and if you've ever read our reviews you'll know that some people certainly do) but we are true to our word... as long as we don't have to sign anything official that legally b…

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Episode 243: Evolution of Attachment Styles 42:17

3M ago42:17

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Melisa and Alli discuss JoJo Siwa's ever evolving image -- and why people should cut her some slack. We also dive into attachment styles and how they show up at different stages of a relationship.By Lesbian Chronicles

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45- Blippi & JLo Take The Pod Viral!; The Blue Lives Matter Neighbor; Electoral Dysfunction; Shaun King, Our Generation’s Talcum X; Quiet on Set Docu-series 1:01:27

3M ago1:01:27

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: · Blippi Takes Us Viral · Jenny From The Block’s Orange Drink, If You Know, You Know · Mario Lopez and JLo: The Latino Latino Panderers? · Erika’s Blue Lives Matter Neighbor · Brown Dude US Flag Lovers · Let’s Root For the Ghosts in Ghostbusters Because F**…

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Episode 242: Throw Out The Rulebook 24:44

3M ago24:44

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This week we talk about the importance of throwing other people's ideals and expectations out the window! You do you! And also, a few tips on how not to get catfished on dating apps!By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 241: Courtney Simpson on Dialectical Behavior Therapy 33:34

3M ago33:34

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Psychologist Courtney Simpson joins us to talk about Dialectical Behavior Therapy and the coping skills that have helped her in her own coming out journey -- along with how she got comfortable with the lesbian label.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 240: Where My Over 50s At? 28:15

3M ago28:15

28:15

Are you an over 50 lesbian, feeling like there's no one out there for you so why bother even trying to date? You're not alone! There's so many people with a similar viewpoint -- but if everyone doesn't make an effort, won't it stay that way?By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 36 - What's new in =VH= World 2024 1:07:49

4M ago1:07:49

1:07:49

We listened, dear Listener! Yes, after spending thousands upon thousands on expensive podcast focus groups we listened to the feedback... and after kindly giving the world's ears a deserving year and a half's rest from our nonsense – WE'RE BACK – to broadcast more flights of fancy from the Van Halen chopper! Well, a news broadcast to be precise. Si…

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44- Butthole Mouth; JLo’s Narcissism; Learning Blippi’s Origin; Corner Store Trolls; Combo KFC-Taco Bell; Whites We Like; Orange Hitler Villainizes Migrants... Again; Mexican Daughter Movie Update 1:27:57

4M ago1:27:57

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: · Butthole Mouth · Cepillin and Fat Joe’s Questionable Facial Hair · Don’t Say “Pudding” · The Pod Named Classiest Podcast By ButtFace Quarterly · J-Lo’s Outrageous Adventure · Erika’s Appetite for Hot Garbage Entertainment · Elon’s Anti-Trans Nonsense · Ro…

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Episode 239: Rae on Shedding The Catalyst 1:04:39

4M ago1:04:39

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Rae joins the show to share her coming out story of how she married her catalyst and how she is now working on developing better coparenting skills and shedding her co-dependent nature.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 238: What Are You Really Afraid Of? 50:10

4M ago50:10

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Alli and Melisa explore the topic of fear -- from phobias like snakes and drowning -- to one majority of people can relate to... the fear of being alone. Is that fear of being alone keeping you stuck in a situation that's no longer right for you?By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 237: Update on Allie's Story 57:56

4M ago57:56

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Allie joins us for a third time to give an update on her coming out process -- and why she's choosing not to date at this time and instead focus on her own well-being.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 236: Catalyst Commonalities 57:49

4M ago57:49

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We've noticed a common theme about catalysts (first relationships) in many of our listener emails -- today we discuss possibilities as to why....By Lesbian Chronicles

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43- The Travis Kelce Cut; Tortilla Confessions; Billionaire Grifters; Door Dashers With Benefits; Voting Enthusiasm; Sexy Al Pastor; Roddy’s Meet-Cute; Erika Fights Another Listener; Book Bans 1:20:44

5M ago1:20:44

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: • Buzzification: The Travis Kelce Cut Take Over • The Spiceless Whites Found Mexican Grocery Stores • Martin’s Tortilla Confession • World’s Sexiest Couple: Jeff Bezos and Some Sanchez • Billionaire Philanthropy vs. Regular People Philanthropy • Billionaire…

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Episode 235: It's Not Guilt, It's Wise Remorse 36:16

5M ago36:16

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Alli and Melisa discuss a different take on guilt -- viewing it as "wise remorse." We also share some tips on manifestation from the great Mel Robbins -- and how the Netflix series "Love on The Spectrum" could help you learn how to human.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 234: Meet Dr. Kara Strauss: Pelvic Floor Expert 1:11:22

5M ago1:11:22

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Dr. Kara Strauss joins us to talk about pelvic floor health and how it can impact so many aspects of your life. We also dive into grief and how mourning the end of a relationship is such a multifaceted process. You're not just mourning a person, you're mourning that future. For more information on Dr. Kara Strauss, visit the links below. Super Huma…

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42- Erika’s Hypocritical Stanley Journey; Deathbed Jingles; Pimp My Capitalism; Dehumanizing Border Rhetoric; Hollywood Circle Jerks; Room Temp Milk; Turnstiles & Cumin: White Supremacist Kryptonite 1:23:16

5M ago1:23:16

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: • Paulie G’s Blueface Controversy • Early Onset Señora • “Cut it Out:” Erika Directs Aggressions at the Crew • A Dudeless No Chingues Spinoff? • Erika’s Hypocritical Stanley Journey • Targeted Ads • Capitalism Is At It Again: $285 Stanley • Jorge Thinks REI…

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Episode 233: Meet Jodi 44:43

5M ago44:43

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After becoming a mom at 18, then coming out at 29, Jodi felt she had finally met her perfect match -- only to have her new life turned upside down. Now Jodi is sharing her story to help others through their own mental health, sexuality, and relationship struggles. TRIGGER WARNING: S**ual Assault and S**cide Connect with Jodi on Facebook…

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A Special Announcement 4:57

5M ago4:57

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Big News for the Lesbian Chronicles Podcast! We have a website!!! LESBIAN CHRONICLES PODCASTBy Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 232: What's Your Thing? 22:23

5M ago22:23

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Melisa and Alli are joined by their lovely friend Malena to chat about how our past places a role in life today -- and how important it is to share with your triggers with your partner or potential partners.By Lesbian Chronicles

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41- Crying on the Socials; Martin’s BBL Update; Mexican Hand Me Downs; Holy Sandwich Pilgrimage; Stanley Wars; Hood Dwight Shrute; Capitalism: Rigged Monopoly; 2024 Resolutions; When Escalades Kiss 1:22:55

6M ago1:22:55

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: • Creepy Performative Crying on the Socials• Can’t Enjoy Nothing Because Everything is Content• Martin’s BBL Updates: He Got His Groove Back• New Years’ Goals, Resolutions, and 2024 Priorities• Roddy’s Global Sandwich Pilgrimage• “Speaking of Wet…”• Italian…

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Episode 231: Meet Robin 53:21

6M ago53:21

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Robin shares her story of processing her late in life sexuality realization -- which has included a new baby, the sudden passing of her father, divorce, and a career change!By Lesbian Chronicles

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40- Migrant Tensions in the Black and Brown Alliance; Maurice Returns; Martin’s Turkish BBL; Erika Hates Santa; Sam’s Club Marriages; Shaun King; Roddy’s Internet; Dystopian Twitter 1:25:24

6M ago1:25:24

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: • Nardwuar, Information Pervert • Erika L. Sanchez, Emotional Slut • Martin’s Turkish BBL • Holding Ourselves Accountable: Special Guest and Creepy Stalker Maurice Returns to Clarify His Lies • NY Subway Nudes • Maurice Up and Moved to NY to Obtain His Porn…

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Episode 230: The Stanley Cup 42:48

6M ago42:48

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Alli talks her return to therapy. We get confused about Stanley Cups vs. The Stanley Cup. And we chat about how sexuality is viewed by the younger generation. We also have a new submission to the Love Lounge!By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 229: Let's Bury Our Heads in the Sand! 42:41

6M ago42:41

42:41

It's the holidays -- which is a tough time of year for many people -- so this week, we're burying our heads in the sand and just keeping this episode light and easy! Stay tuned until the end to hear our first single lady for the Love Lounge! And attention to all listeners in Austin, TX -- there's now a support group in your city!! Email babygaysATX…

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Episode 228: Happy Holidays! 39:13

7M ago39:13

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This week Alli and Melisa talk about their ever evolving Christmas plans -- how to manage keeping things equal in a blended family -- Jillian Turecki's take on how rejection feels like abandonment -- and our plans for a new segment to get you singeles coupled up!By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 227: Meet Teddi 59:05

7M ago59:05

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Our friend Teddi joins us for a conversation about coming out in the 90s, relationships, and her life running the coolest barbershop (A-HA Barbers) we've ever seen!By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 226: Breakup Toolbox Part 2 43:40

7M ago43:40

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We had such a great response to our Breakup Toolbox request on Instagram we decided to share more knowledge from those who've been through the thick of it. We also chat about our younger years and how Alli may have committed a felony More book and podcast recommendations in this episode... Jillian On Love Podcast Anxious Hearts Attached (book) Shad…

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39- There's Babies Under the Coats; Hot Cheetos Inflation; What's Andre 3000 Fluting About?; Target, Free the Hennessy & Similac!; Diddy Accusations; Misogyny in Hip Hop; Tia Self-Defense 1:23:51

7M ago1:23:51

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: · Erika Can’t and Shouldn’t Sing · Thanksgiving Shit · Pilgrim Roddy And His Interstate Haters · Mexican Parties: BEWARE! There’s Babies Under Those Coats! · Holiday Traditions: The Cousin Walk · Martin Offers Listeners Jesus and Salvation While The Rest of…

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Episode 225: Breakup Toolbox 34:05

7M ago34:05

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Breakups are rough. Especially when you're not equipped to handle it. Alli and Melisa share tools that have helped them -- and we hear breakup advice from listeners. Some books/podcasts mentioned in this episode... Dr. Nicole LePera - The Holistic Psychologist On Purpose with Jay Shetty Emotional & Physical Pain Are Almost The Same - To Your Brain …

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Episode 224: Get Comfortable. Get Confident. Be Magnetic. 39:01

7M ago39:01

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Alli and Melisa chat about the glorious celebration that was Melisa's birthday party -- and how being part of the LGBTQ community can be your path to figuring out your sexuality. We also talk about the importance of building confidence within yourself to attract great things (and people) in life!By Lesbian Chronicles

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38- Bad Dudes; Disapproving Debbie; Code Switching; Mike Johnson, Speaker and Suspicious Weirdo; Creepy Ancestors; RIP Victory Auto Wreckers; Marlboros and Alarma Magazines For All Children 1:03:25

8M ago1:03:25

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: · Roddy's Hatred of Jake From State Farm · Maybe Scared White People Have a Point (The OG Jake From State Farm Was a White Man And He Was Usurped By a BIPOC) · Shameless: The Crew Insults State Farm and Progressive, Then Invites Them to Advertise With Us · …

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Episode 223: It Gets Messier! 40:27

8M ago40:27

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Alli and Melisa reflect more on the Messy Middle -- and we have another listener story from Molly, who was put through the wringer in her coming out, but has a positive message from the other side.By Lesbian Chronicles

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37- DJ Envy Inspires No Chingues; Texas Anti-Immigrant Laws; US Racism Helped the Nazis?; Disney Fumbled Shonda Rhimes; Count on Men To Do Terrible Men Shit; Señora Fun House: Te Callas O Te Callo 1:24:45

8M ago1:24:45

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas: • DJ Envy’s ALLEGED Ponzi scheme • No Chingues Special Opportunity!No Chingues Crypto-Bitcoin-Columbia House-Herbalife-Princess-Essential Oils (ACT NOW!) • Disney Fumbled Shonda Rhimes and Her Billions • Unpaid Internships Are a Classist Scam • Texas Anti-I…

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Episode 222: The Messy Middle Chronicles 38:29

8M ago38:29

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The Messy Middle is a common theme for many late in life lesbians. That part where you've come out, but there's obstacles in the way -- finances, job, living situations, co-parenting, illness, a husband in denial. Gaberiella and Alexa share what their messy middle is/was like.By Lesbian Chronicles

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Episode 221: (Un)Happy Holidays 40:38

8M ago40:38

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The holiday season is approaching -- and with that, a lot of anxiety for some of our LC listeners. Melisa and Alli share some encouragement for those facing the holidays alone -- or those who will have to see their former partners in the arms of another.By Lesbian Chronicles

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