We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and ...
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Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas! In the spirit of the day here are a few mom centric stories that will make you feel like calling your Mom no matter your relationship and saying "Hey, Thanks for not being Terrible." From a Mother in India who threw her 6 year old disabled son into a crocodile infested canal because her husband kept blaming h…
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Botswana threatening Germany with Elephants and Cambodia hating dancing. The President of Botswana threatens to send 20,000 Live Elephants to Germany if they don't change their current ban on the import of hunting trophies …
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The Nuduelist and The Missing Brain
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Nude Duelist aka a Nuduelist fighting at Venice Beach with a Spiked Club and an AL Prisoner who died and was returned to his family with no brain. A Nude Woman in CA was videoed fighting with a clothed woman (shirts vs skin…
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the news goes feudal with both stories involving ancient Japanese warriors, well one involved a "samurai sword" and the other involved "ninja-like people": In Vancouver WA a man is arrested for threatening people in Walmart with a samurai sword,…
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with an apparent biblical smiting and end on a good old-fashioned Rum Runnas brand story involving stuff being inserted into a part of the body it doesn't belong. Stories this week include: A football player in Indonesia is struck…
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with a complete misunderstanding and end on a violent story that they don't know how to feel about. From UK people using weird words and making us think there is a war on birds with medieval weapons to a CO man "allegedly" biting …
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys dive deep into some bathroom-heavy stories; between a Chinese Chess Scandal that had bathtub poop to a Floridaman covered in excrement from an exploding toilet, topped off with a good deal of anger toward fast food places and our pleas …
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. With their fair share of tangents; speaking of that who's down to invest in a house built inside of a barn let us know if you're in after you hear the pitch. This week we talk about: Firefighters in OK were having a hard time putting out a house fire due …
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The Boys are back talking about all the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest clickbait news stories from all over the internet. This week we go in hard on two crazy clickbait stories to catch up from our end-of-year break. This week we talk about: A real piece of garbage PA field hockey coach who was on the run for doing terrible things that I won't eve…
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It's 2024 and the Boys are Back! New Year New Season, even though we don't actually have seasons and we never really tell you they're happening...But we're back! Jarred and Kyle return to reading all the weirdest and funniest news stories with the most questionable headlines they can find online and for our return episode, we're starting off strong…
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman that couldn't figure out why everyone was pulling out of the way on the road is informed that she's rolling with red and blue lights (she says she didn't know but maybe this was he…
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle (after a bit of an unplanned break) are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A yoga class being mistaken for a ritual mass murder, a naked man breaking into houses and fighting the occupants (also a bunch of attempted Mortal Komb…
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The Story of a Mom who hired a stripper Barbie for her 5-year-old's Birthday Party, GA man is arrested for somehow stealing his neighbor's entire porch whole, ID man is arrested after a homecoming pro…
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CO man steals a car and then brings it back to the scene of the crime only to be chased up a 320 ft crane for 12 hours, Chinese Zoo is questioned about having a Golden Retriever in the cage that was s…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Investigation is underway in PA to find the person who has been throwing frozen bananas at cars, PA man is arrested for stealing less than $100 in groceries...but some of that was 3 cakes with his face…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: In PA a Wendy's manager manufactures an employee to collect their wages for herself (honestly this is a pretty awesome scheme and also Fuck Wendy's), FL "Joker" is re-arrested after cutting his GPS tra…
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canadian Farmers' contract disagreement ends with one owing the other $82,000 be careful who you send emojis too they hold up in court, CA Chinese Restaurant closes down after 7 people were rushed to …
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston boy has been missing for 8 years and apparently no one knew he was missing (working Rum Runnas Theories: He just avoided his mom super good, he's Jason Bourne, or his mom was running some so…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA man is shot while attempting to fight off a robber and stumbles into The Cheesecake Factory (At least Jarred feels that if you're going to fight off an armed robber the best defense if distraction v…
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Taiwanese Man parks 2 vans precariously on his roof to avoid parking tickets (we have no clue how paying for a crane to lift 2 separate vans was cheaper but apparently this was the most cost-effecti…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man is in trouble for preforming lewd acts with a dog at a state park (honestly all we know for sure is he was naked in front of the dog they kept backtracking on the amount of dog fuckery), Chica…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: MN Landlord burning down his apartment building while blaring "We Didn't Start the Fire" (Which honestly is the perfect cover for arson), Indian health inspector drains a water reservoir in the middle …
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 73 Year Old man is killed by 40 crocs on his farm (Only 1 killed him but the other 39 stand in solidarity), Man opens the door on a flight landing in South Korea (We don't know how, we don't know why, …
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Everything You need To Know About Polar Bears
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: an AU woman is lost in the bush for 5 days after making a wrong turn and lives off of wine and lollipops (Also an overly in depth discussion about all things polar bear by two guys that no nest to noth…
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On this week’s episode Jarred is joined by Matt (from Dark Rum) to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man "accidentally" shooting his neighbor in the head trying to shoot a deer (PA the only place you can stop your car, get out, and shoot a handgun at your neighbors law…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 500lbs of cooked pasta found along a NJ river bank (apparently you can't do that it needs to be dumped on the ground in a dump), UK woman is embarrassed by the fact that her cat has been robbing her ne…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indian couple decapitates themselves in a sacrifice ritual (Did it with one of them Bespoke bladed guillotine like devices if you're gonna self sacrifice you gotta go custom), The Church of England …
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: One of Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos was killed in a car accident, Sottish Ultra-Runner is disqualified after taking a car during an ultra marathon (even though she didn't even win after that), Indian…
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Vampire Goth Girl Cafe and Food Fights
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man is arrested for damaging cell towers to protect us from aliens (because he's a hero!), Floridaman arrested for throwing chicken wings at his wife (people need to start yelling food fight before h…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canada declaring it is every Canadians God given right to flip off whoever they want as much as they want (as long as you don't immediately threaten to kill the person that's still not cool), Naked Flo…
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Super Pigs and A Rooster with a Violent Past
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Floridaman disrespectfully eating a Key Lime Pie and then getting into a food fight with his elderly roommate (Also a really good recipe for Key Lime Pie), AU woman runs tries to run boyfriend over f…
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Attack Cats and Vibrating Butt Pills
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A brand new drug free pill that vibrates to cure constipation (we honestly don't know how it works but it must feel like swallowing bees), a TN man uses a cat to attack officers that attempted to arres…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Japan cracking down on anime counterfeit illegal body pillow cover sales, the Royal Navy kinda mad about one of their nuclear subs being fixed with glue (Maybe it was Flex-Seal), Floridaman bites the h…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fish using their owner's switch to steal their credit card information (also they are Streamers and can beat Pokemon), an Australian mining company losing radioactive materials somewhere over 1400km (d…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: IN man gets a true Happy Meal when he receives $5 in his McDonald's bag (oddly suspect and no one seems to be asking any more questions), MODOT is claiming unborn baby is employee to try to avoid lawsu…
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Rum Runnas Present: Dark Shonen React to The Wraith (1986)
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A special crossover episode between Rum Runnas Podcast, Dark Rum Podcast and Talk Shonen! Jarred, Kyle and Matt come together to talk about and give their opinion on a movie near and dear to Kyle's Heart: The Wraith (1986)! The guys discuss this 80's B-Movie starring Charlie Sheen all while reacting to it and rewatching it in real time as the show …
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Rum Runnas is currently in a time of transition and during that time production is bit more difficult, but here is a re-release of one of our hilarious previous episodes to hold you over until we're back up and running so check it out if you missed it the first time around or just revisit and enjoy. On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss th…
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We're Building a Giant Bronze Dragon!
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: LV man takes a camel through the drive thru at in-n-out for fries probably for the camel, NJ mall is thrown into a panic after people think a popcorn machine is gunshots, Welsh cancer fund manager inve…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering probably one of the most perplexing sets of stories they've ever read everything from: A LA bound flight is the scene of a fight when one man said "no more will our ability to use the bathroom be determined by our fina…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a 66 year old woman sets a terrible world record for most batteries that needed to be removed from inside of her, COO of Beyond Meat ironically takes a bite out of a man after a fight in a parking lot …
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The Rum Runnas Podcast is back with all the news you never asked for! On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A serendipitous fatal crash between two drunk and high people on a combined total of 4 different substances, Chess Master scandal! …
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man on a motorcycle get pulled over for speeding because it was hot oddly he got pulled over much later and forgot the lesson of Shaggy "It wasn't me", A Houston Doctor is being sued after he acciden…
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"The Only Thing Special About You Is You Exist" - Pizzly Bear
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man breaks millions of dollars worth of Ancient Greek artifacts and 1 new bowl after girlfriend makes him mad museum is oddly relaxed about it and says it didn't look like it was on purpose leaving u…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fire Fighters being called to the same address hours after their car was destroyed in a fire to put out their house that was now on fire insurance fraud you might be thinking but no we're convinced it'…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A 15 year old girl in PA is struck by lightning inside of her home and we can't tell if she had superpowers before of after the event but she's definitely a superhero now, A shooting at a local Taco Be…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: PETA making children's nursery rhymes more inclusive and aware of animals, MI 5th grader brings in weed gummies to the same school a kindergartner brought margaritas a few weeks earlier and a mother lo…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a MD couple coming coming home from vacation to find every last thing taken from their house except for their bed where straight out of goldilocks the alleged robbers were sleeping (might be fraud or m…
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The Homeless Should Be Like Hitler...Senator Shouldn't Have Said That!
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA Man is killed after being pinned in a car wash (weirdly the car wash wasn't operational honestly it was so vague it's sorta suspicious), FL Bride drugs all her wedding guests with food laced with we…
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indonesian man is ridiculed by police for buying celery instead of weed (luckily for him them just roasted him instead of killing him), TX woman taps into her inner Kool-Aid Man and busts through a …
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by Matt to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a TX Teen is arrested after a biscuit calorie check lands them in trouble (it's not for what you'd think it was for and we were thoroughly disappointed by it), WA art gallery is r…
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