hey friends, sorry we've been inactive for the past few weeks. We've reached a crossroads where we've decided it's time to change the show format. We'll be back to recording in June with a whole new design for The Succ. Until then, enjoy this last bonus episode we recorded a couple weeks back. Video: https://youtu.be/TeGhPbs625w…

Willow, Ash, and Matt return to the pod with Phil and Jason to unpack the Bear vs. Man discourse, the new (mid) Taylor Swift album, more talk about the Udio AI music generator, and Jojo Siwa.

Jason and Phil welcome our Comics Misexplained homie Lucas Anderson back on the show to announce our new endeavor Cinema Goon, plus we talk about the importance of fart noises, more AI image spam on Facebook, and the AI music generator Udio.

Ash, Matt, and Phil meet up to discuss the signs of the impending apocalypse like earthquakes in New Jersey and NYC, the total eclipse, hurricane intensity winds, humping ape NFTs, and Waffle House in Tekken 8. Plus, we take a look back at our favorite animation growing up spurred by the release of X-men ‘97.…

Jason, Matt, Ash and Phil take a detour into talks of clown motels in Philadelphia, Wrestlemania, horny video games, and the merits of Dune’s lore, specifically sucking off sandworms. Oh, and a little bit of talk about Elon Musk phrenology and another installment of Shitposter of the Week.

Jason, Matt, Ash, Willow and Phil discuss nostalgia poisoning surrounding stuff like Ghostbusters, rage bait, more fallout from the Willy Wonka experience, and the enshittification of everything, even easter egg hunts.

Jason, Matt, Ash, Willow and Phil meet up to revive the Balldo Report and Cryptid Updates, and even a new segment: Shitposter of the Week. Plus, Horse Cock and Guys in Flip Flops Group Chat.

Ash, Matt, Phil and Jason talk Jason’s new digs, Ash and Matt’s engagement, Phil’s trip to NYC, and the latest AI craze that’s fooling boomer’s on Facebook and compelling them to comment AMEN. Video at https://youtu.be/2-ALebFeDcU

Ash, Jason, Matt, Phil and Willow meetup to discuss Homelander’s Tiktok algorithm (breastfeeding), the Glasgow Willie Wonka experience (at length), and Wendy’s “surge pricing.” Video episode at https://youtu.be/7mX2xiMEOnU Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon http…

Willow, Phil, Matt, Jason, and Ash admit to their gacha game guilty pleasures, the latest diversity fails of Google’s Gemini AI (and pretty much all LLMs), the scientific journal of gigantic rat cocks, and the method of antique store haggling by putting things up your ass. Video episode at https://youtu.be/Rm_LqAZrN5M Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on…

Ep. 92 - Francis Ford Coppola’s Metroidvania Ash, Jason, Matt, Phil and Willow catch up over tales of weird suggestions given to Matt for plays and books, the ideal inventory systems for traveling in NYC, the very meme-able moments from the movie Saltburn, Josh Brolin’s poem to Timothee Chalamet, Phil’s Zendaya inspired fart machine, and the meanin…

This week Ashley, Jason, Willow and Matt chew over the merits of plant-based living, the enigma of Drake's elephant in the room, Toby Keith's (un)dying patriotism, the carbon footprint of Taylor Swift's plane, South Carolina vs Alabama in the race to capital punishment's bottom, and the wild frontier of drug-laced business cards.Subscribe to Bonus …

Phil, Willow, Ash, and Matt commiserate at length over activism by consuming, diapered up Swifties, and the return of the 90’s. Video episode at https://youtu.be/e7KTZn8Ih1U Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Check out our group o…

Matt, Jason, Ash, Phil, and Willow confirm plans for The Succ Conclave 2024 and then weigh in on CryptoChristianity, the Chicago Rat Hole, Disney Adults who Swing, and the merits of Palworld (because we hate Nintendo). Video episode at https://youtu.be/SedSSlAqVeQ Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the…

Ash, Matt, Willow, Jason, and Phil meet up to test out the new General Mills LOADED (cum) cereals. Plus, we scrutinize the cum/piss/shit triangle of joke making, the horse cock Facebook group, IT’S BIRAN, and ChatGPT-generated product listings on Amazon. Video episode at https://youtu.be/MwreJmHSryw Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https:/…

Ash, Matt, Phil, and Jason discuss the Tiktokification of The Sopranos on its 25th Anniversary, the adorableness of Netflix’s “Down with Love,” the pitfalls of weak passwords and the escalation of multi-factor authentication, and, of course, we had to touch on Mark Zuckerberg’s post about his efforts to start a farm on Hawaii to raise the greatest …

Ash, Matt, Willow, Jason and Phil reunite to ring in the new year with our favorite non-alcoholic beverage rituals, debunk the spider-attracting lotion myth, and reel from the news of Viper’s arrest for kidnapping and imprisoning a woman for 4 years. Video episode at https://youtu.be/74eDx5s4bYo Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anc…

Willow, Phil, and Jason recount the top episodes of our podcast from the last year that are all definitely real and definitely not made up by AI. Video episode at https://youtu.be/DPCYZohqPQs Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Check out our group on FB…

Jason and Willow take one for the team and double-fist the Panera Charged Lemonade while Matt and Ash watch on in trepidation and discuss Kanye’s latest album, Taylor Swift’s fans “forming unions,” and dolphins with guns (and thumbs!) Plus, Willow cream pies the audience and the gang laments the change of what it means to have a bluecheck today and…

Ash, Jason, Matt, Willow and Phil come together to share “door knowledge.” Then, we preview the McDonald’s Cinematic Universe and the various Pops and Poppin’ food items coming from the “CosMc’s” spin-off restaurant. And last but not least we take a deep dive into Mother God and the Love Has Won documentary from HBO.Video episode at https://youtu.b…

Matt, Ash, Phil, Willow, and Jason meet up to click their crab claws together in celebration of the death of Henry Kissinger while also actively blackmailing Elon by not advertising on X, and also joining the election campaign for Kocayne Givner. Plus, we determine the amount of reactions you need to receive on social media to feel OK. Video episod…

Ashley, Phil, Jason, and Matt get together to trudge, once again, into the trenches to discuss this weeks happenings, including Snoop Dogg's latest tolerance break, the removal of the iconic Chuck E. Cheese animatronics, Andre 3000 new flute based album, Elon Musk: The Movie (Presented by A24), Candace Owens going off on Ben Shapiro, and more.Subsc…

Willow, Matt, Jason, and Phil take to the podcast stage in Stop Making Sense style (ok really just Jason) to grieve the retinas of Bored Apes NFT owners, the ahead-of-the-curve health benefits of shrivv-maxxing, and the latest marketing effort to bring Morbius back to the theaters (trolling Jared Leto). Video episode at https://youtu.be/ULnrakbJF_E…

Jason, Ash, Matt, Willow, and Phil dress up for our 3rd annual halloween episode to discuss lasering our buttholes, whether or not the term IRL is ableist, and a surprising and rare W for Dave Chappelle. Plus, we touch on Paris Hilton’s son and his big ass head, the debate on how to pronounce “It’s Biran,” and some of the hosts listen to Herbie Han…

We're pumping out a rare 5 host episode this week, covering such topics as Fat Bear Week, Jada Pinkett Smith's relentless onslaught of oversharing, a Last Podcast on the Left host being awful, the sweetest meat (not teriyaki), and Ashley's choice words for all those who would wish conservatorship upon Britney Spears.Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on S…

Phil, Willow, and Jason meet up to defend Hulk Hogan and reminisce about professional wrestling, unpack whether bisexuals love the Home Depot theme song, and confuse if President Biden’s dog or son bit the secret service once again. Video episode at https://youtu.be/YimtK4qNcGU Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-po…

The Comics Misexplained homies Jawn Camunez and Jason Cantu meet up with Phil to catch up on the last six months of comic book and sci-fi movies and shows like Blue Beetle, The Flash, Ahsoka, Secret Invasion and give our predictions on forthcoming Loki season 2. Plus we have to discuss the obligatory Lauren Boebert HJ happenings and Trump Jr’s X (T…

Ash, Willow, and Phil unpack the latest alien cake craze, why men be thinking about the Roman empire, and Willow coins the amazing new term “diarrhealibs” regarding Sean Penn’s latest ramblings. Plus tackle the latest toxicity accusations of Jimmy Fallon and the landscape of Late Night TV. Video episode at https://youtu.be/i_2aPJN7gpM Subscribe to …

Willow, Matt, and Phil convene in the hellscape to commiserate over geriatric politics, the deeply depressing state of social media, and how every “free” social media and video streaming site is secretly forcing you to let them train AI on you. Plus, Willow gives us the nitty gritty on the Petty Wars happening on BlueSky.Video episode at https://yo…

Phil, Justine, Ash, Matt, and Willow meet up to debut our first soundboard episode! Plus, we tackle the latest country music industry plant controversy by compiling our own Little Debbie Tier list, Taryn Manning’s flexing on TikTok about licking buttholes, and of course, we do an obligatory deep dive on Baldur’s Gate 3. Video episode available at h…

A Succ Fourtet convene to analyze cryptic Patreon comments, what constitutes a “girl dinner,” and touch on the Lizzo banana controversy. Plus, we try to decide how bad off your relationship has to be in order to break up over a movie. And last but not least, we’re graced by Matt reading Rudy Giuliani’s sexual harassment court transcripts. Subscribe…

This week 3 Succ hosts discuss their favorite horrors of the deep, the upcoming Barbenheimer double feature, Gen X meltdowns, Anti-Flag's Justin Sane accusations, the all consuming decay of the capitalist hellscape (NPC streaming), and more! Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https:/…

3 Succ hosts partake in a nostalgia themed episode, discussing the movies their parents shouldn’t have let them watch, soda brand discourse (pop for those midwestern succers), the psychedelic odyssey that is Roseanne, and the advent of the new Meta Threads app. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe O…

4 Succ hosts tackle the news of the week, including the inescapable submarine disaster, the discourse surrounding it, and the fabulous submarine stepson. The hosts also discuss why Star Wars sucks, Hunter Biden’s latest court battle, as well as vibe check the latest social media platform, Bluesky. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://a…

The 4 Succ gang is in the stu to discuss the plights of all social media platforms, flappy bird once again, Bill Murray and Kelis dating, plus more

5 Succ hosts welcome a special guest Patrick from Ireland to help us cope with the discovery of “skin moms.” Plus, we catalog all the other types of fur moms, scale moms, and dragon bearded dads, etc. And of course, we don’t miss the opportunity to deeply analyze accents and early 2000s MTV reality shows, decide the best ways to cook a Hot Pocket, …

Another 5 Succ lineup reunite once again to tackle the worst headlines like whether or not President Biden’s dog Major killed himself, AI taking over fast food industry jobs, an unofficial Balldo Report about butt plug-MRI-impalings, and, unfortunately, more foot guys. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/sub…

The Succ Voltron team of 5 forms up again to tackle the latest news like Steven Crowder’s divine divorced guy energy, how we should absolutely not let people enjoy things, raccoons invading a Texas high school, a Canadian drug store that sells it all, and, of course, pee. Correction: Justine updated us that it’s her 5 year sober anniversary, not 6.…

A rare 5 succ line-up convene to unpack the pros and cons of fitness, whether or not anyone with talent should be allowed to become famous, and who would suck the Dalai Lama’s tongue given the chance.Video episode available at https://youtu.be/u4YsPGCxw-YSubscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribeOr on Pat…

3 Succ hosts join us today to discuss the topics of the week including Elon's latest twitter enshittening, MGT getting shouted out of NYC, chud meltdowns over LGBTQ-Bud Light, cloned mammoth meatballs (specifically, the travesty of being unable to eat them), and Florida. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/s…

The Succ hosts are joined by @whacknicholson to discuss the week’s most pressing issues, including whether Pedro Pascal is hot or not (he is), white ladies ruining food for views, Trump’s maybe possible potential prospective (perchance?) arrest, getting roasted by an AI chatbot, and more. Video episode at https://youtu.be/V-wN_NkXrwY Check out our …

Ashley, Willow, and Kim get trapped in the elevator with a sweet little guy. Making the most of it, Kim pitches her new Daniel Craig-centric app, Willow recounts her family Christmas traditions, and Ashley voluntarily plays an improv game without coercion from anybody. Other topics include Nazi haircuts, an Elon Musk story nobody seems to comprehen…

4 Succ hosts discuss the passing of Everett Byram (@rad_milk), Dilbert creator Scott Adam's racist stream, and some other topics on today's episode (somber edition) https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-bryram-family Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Anchor at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc …

Phil and Ashley welcome the fellas from the Comics Misexplained podcast, Lucas, Jawn, and Jason to discuss the recently announced slate of DC movies and TV shows. Plus Swamp Thing’s cock and balls, pee, and even a little Last of Us on HBO. Video episode at https://youtu.be/C4ClbKqln64 Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Anchor at https://anchor.fm/the-s…

4 Succ hosts are joined by Blake (IG: @gundlewave) to explore Ashley's favorite self-styled horror movie categories, the continued drama mill of the Rick & Morty creators, the Trump/DeSantis feud, non-binary Hitler, the endless AI-generated Seinfeld episode, and the deeply unsettling phenomenon of the "Snape wives" Video episode at https://youtu.be…

The Succ's Matt Moir interviews Matt Christman from Chapo Trap House. Christman offers some insight into such topics as his growing influence in the world of fashion, which parts of weddings suck, NY vs LA, his earliest online endeavors, religion, internet culture, his relationship with Chapo's fanbase, Artificial intelligence, beating self doubt, …

A rare Five-Succ line-up convenes to let you, fair listener, off the hook: you no longer have to pretend to like the show! Plus, we get an official Succ statement from Perry ‘Pericles’ Abbasi, we bring out the “Long Island Claymore Guy” in Matt, Justine teaches us the social benefits of lying and then unpacks all the dirt in the new Prince Harry te…

4 Succ hosts reunite in the New Year to field death threats from Patreon subs, share our new year's resolutions, discover god through white noise plug-ins, and tackle yet another PornHub listcle.Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Anchor at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribeOr on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSuccGet Succ merch at https:/…

4 Succ hosts meet up to try their best Billy Corgin impressions, admit to all our Food Replicator Fantasies, and take a deep dive into waxing and waning crescents and gibbouses. Plus, Kim confronts her latest “drug addiction” and shares a poem of her reflections on a near death hot dog experience. And to wrap it up, we once again discuss the import…

The Succ discusses developments in NSFW AI art, Trump's eventful dinner with Ye and white nationalist Nick Fuentes, Musk's thievery of the post-lord Dril's content, as well as a long overdue Ask Ashley segment. Video episode at https://youtu.be/sW9PMhNn-Rg Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Anchor at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on P…