https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS03E10IWannaBeSedated_201708/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S03E10%20-%20I%20Wanna%20Be%20Sedated.mp3 Andrew and Erik are forced to work together to survive Devilberg’s breach case. Andrew learns the limits of his power. Erik faces consequences. Both of their worlds are irrevocably changed.…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS03E09VegasBabyVegas/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S03E09%20-%20Vegas%20Baby,%20Vegas.mp3 The gang heads to Vegas!By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS03E08TheRelease/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S03E08%20-%20The%20Release.mp3 Ben defends his boss (Richard Kline), accused of killing an umpire during his softball team’s playoff game.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleAChristmasCarol/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20A%20Christmas%20Carol.mp3 A dark night of the soul as Erik is forced to confront the demons of his past and face up to past wrongs.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS03E07StrangeDays/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S03E07%20-%20Strange%20Days.mp3 In the place where it all began, it all will end. Lies are brought to the front, loyalties are tested and a friendship is forever broken.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/powerfulwill_gmail_S3e6/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S03E06%20-%20Three's%20Company.mp3 The phoenix rises from the fall. Once we were lost but now we are found. Trust no one.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS03E05CrashAndBurn/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S03E05%20-%20Crash%20and%20Burn.mp3 A heist ensues when special guest star, Danny Stearns, reappears. [TV-AO]By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS03E04GuysAndDoll/TalkinboutTurtle-S03e04-GuysAndDoll.mp3 Justin from the Real Good Show podcast offers legal consult and talks a little Turtle with us.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS03E03Dominated/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S03E03%20-%20Dominated.mp3 We travel to engineer William’s isolated cabin for a Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle spooktacular of truly horrific proportions. This episode brought to you by Longbourn’s Songbird, the new novel by Beau North. Buy it today! You’ll be glad yo…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS03E02OneDayInTheValley/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S03E02%20-%20One%20Day%20In%20The%20Valley.mp3 Legal intrigue with our pal Josh Hollis.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS03E01Aquamom/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S03E01%20-%20Aquamom.mp3 Andrew travels to the ends of the earth to find Erik and finally get back to this business of talking about Turtle.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode42Kickassia/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2042%20-%20kickassia.mp3 It’s a packed house of internet bullies today griping about a dumb internet thing, as Andrew, Dylan, Jim, William and Zach endure the desperate Kickassia, quintessential distillation of everything amateur an…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode41MauvaisSang/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2041%20-%20mauvais%20sang.mp3 Sing a song of bad blood, a pocketful of Modern Love, with Andrew, Dylan, Jim William, a veritable four and twenty blackbirds, this summary makes little cohesive sense, but hopefully in a good way lik…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E14AWingCommander/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E14A%20-%20Wing%20Commander.mp3 On this week’s nerdtacular ep we joyously fulfill a contractual obligation and discuss the space epic Wing Commander.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E14TheAbyss/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E14%20-%20The%20Abyss.mp3 In our premiere episode on the Milk Nerd network we talk about the season 2 finale, dance on the ashes of All About the Drama, and welcome a very important guest.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode40TheMostLamentableTragedy/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2040%20-%20the%20most%20lamentable%20tragedy.mp3 To be a feature length punk opera, or not to be a feature length punk opera, that is the question. Andrew, Erik, Matt and William dig deep into Titus Andronicus’ epic T…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E13Exodus/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E13%20-%20Exodus.mp3 On today’s episode of All About the Drama, Sammi and Sarah attempt to discuss the show while dealing with a rude interruption.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E12GoodMorningSaigon/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E12%20-%20Good%20Morning%20Saigon.mp3 On a totally sober episode, we wipe the slate clean with Danny, hear from Andrew’s dad, rap about rap, and air some grievances.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E11BlueBallsLagoon/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E11%20-%20Blue%20Balls%20Lagoon.mp3 Ben Cohen joins us to talk about a terrible episode, Drama’s weird head, the Sinbad vehicle First Kid, and we get a very, very special surprise phone call from noted right-wing actor Adam Baldwin.…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E10TheBatMitzvah/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E10%20-%20The%20Bat%20Mitzvah.mp3 Andrew and Erik do some public scheming in an episode with warm Ari feelings, Vince awfulness, the titular Clockwork Orange, and special guest Sammi.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode39DeathMachine/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2039%20-%20death%20machine.mp3 Holy donuts! Killer robots on the loose? What is this, Hardware? No, it’s the only film to feature John Carpenter, Sam Raimi and Joe… Joe… Jack Dante? Well, keep your children away from garbage disp…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E09ILoveYouToo/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E09%20-%20I%20Love%20You%20Too.mp3 An episode of sad songs, anger at incongruous movie references, and U2. Also, Andrew out-nerds anyone on the actual show, for good or ill.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode38Hardware/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2038%20-%20hardware.mp3 Well, William finally got what he wanted, so here we are talking about a film with spinning robot penises, sweaty, obese perverts, and Dylan McDermott. Truly a chilling vision of the future.…

Talkin''BoutTurtle-S02E08-Oh Mandy.mp3 On a very special episode of Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle we are joined by Andrew’s mom Joanne, and we kick things off with an intense and uncomfortably personal game of Do You Know Your Turtle? Later we talk about road rage, Ari’s hair(?), do music free association, and examine Entourage action figures.…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode37Quadrophenia/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2037%20-%20quadrophenia.mp3 First time guest James joins Andrew and William to discuss Quadrophenia by The Who and all manner of other things under the sun.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E07TheSundanceKids/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E07%20-%20The%20Sundance%20Kids.mp3 We reach an episode hotly anticipated by Andrew, debate the jewishness of Harvey Weinstein, posit potential Senor Spielbergos, and unveil the extended cast of Queen’s Boulevard. We then premiere our new segment, P…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode36Sense8Season1/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2036%20-%20sense8%20season%201.mp3 Beth Lewis Auron of Rhymes With Nerdy talks with Andrew and William about karaoke parties, psychic orgies, and even the new Netflix series Sense8.…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E06Chinatown/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E06%20-%20Chinatown.mp3 Over a divisive and culturally sketchy episode we talk about EA Sports (get in the game), get tongue tied, and beg Jerry Ferrara to appear on the show. Erik’s personal problems threaten to derail the show, but we manage to get thin…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E05Neighbors/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E05%20-%20Neighbors.mp3 Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle bankroller Bill O’Donnell joins us to talk about possible occult Turtle subtext, fan mail, turtle soup, and the Bob Saget career renaissance, then we close things up with another chapter of Turtle Tales.…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode35Room237/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2035%20-%20room%20237.mp3 Check into the Overlook Hotel and enter Room 237, you’ll find it packed with people who’ve both thought too much and too little about Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. Andrew, Matt and William poke fun at massiv…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E04AnOfferRefused/Talkin'%20'Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E04%20-%20An%20Offer%20Refused.mp3 Shannon Campe of the forthcoming Stage of Fools podcast joins us to discuss calf implants, ponder what kind of male fantasy the show is, explore Shannon’s Piven Theater Workshop connection, analyze Entourage fashion…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode34Bambi/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2034%20-%20bambi.mp3 Phil Gonzales of the Deep In Bear Country podcast joins Andrew and William in a deep discussion of Disney’s Bambi, including aborted live-action productions, dropped goofy characters, ant genocides, gentle skunk Flo…

[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E03Aquamansion/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E03%20-%20Aquamansion.mp3] On a very pajama centric episode, a rare bit of Entourage prescience, we speculate further on Ari’s fidelity, and talk about Lost and Johnny Depp for a good half hour. Then we cap it off with season 2’s first chapter of…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode33ClerksTheAnimatedSeries/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2033%20-%20clerks%20the%20animated%20series.mp3 Oh my god episode is releasing, how can that be? Yes, we make a triumphant return with first-timers Zach and Phil to talk about Clerks: The Animated Series, Kevin Smith, …

[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleEntourageTheMovieEpisode/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20Entourage,%20The%20Movie%20Episode.mp3] The day has finally arrived, the magic of cinema has brought the whole gang to theaters: Vince, Drama, E, Turtle, and even Ari are bringing laughs and joy to audiences worldwide, and what better than a …

[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E02MyMaseratiDoes185/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E02%20-%20My%20Maserati%20Does%20185.mp3] Zach returns to reflect on Torque, make withdrawals from the butt bank, figure out LA traffic, and maybe talk a li’l Turtle. Then we read from another installment of Entourage Masterpiece Theater.…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode32DaredevilSeason1/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2032%20-%20daredevil%20season%201.mp3 Dylan (a total Foggy) raises aloft the scales of justice as she, Andrew(also a Foggy), Matt(Foggy too) and William(we’re all Foggys) blindly forage around the in the dark for reasons to p…

[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleLiveFromTheEntouragePremiere/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20Live%20from%20the%20Entourage%20Premiere.mp3] We’re live on the red carpet as we shake hands and hobnob with Hollywood elite, checking in with the likes of Adrian Grenier, Jeremy Piven and even series creator Doug Ellin. And spoiler alert…

[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E01TheBoysAreBackInTown/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E01%20-%20The%20Boys%20Are%20Back%20in%20Town.mp3] The boys are indeed back in town as guest boy Danny joins us to talk about the season premiere. Meanwhile, Andrew gets murderously serious about pizza, we learn maybe a little too much a…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode31Leviathan/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2031%20-%20leviathan.mp3 Ahoy mateys! Hoist yer oars and prepare for a thrilling adventure at sea, as today’s captain William and his intrepid crew of Andrew and Dylan set out to harpoon the mythic Leviathan. …oh, you mean it’s not …

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS01E09JimmyNeutronBoyGenius/Talkin%27%20%27Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S01E09%20-%20Jimmy%20Neutron%2C%20Boy%20Genius.mp3 Erik sounds kinda different this week, I’m not sure if it’s just me or what. Regardless, he caved and watched Jimmy Neutron: Baby Boy Geniuses, and returning guests Claude and Zach got sucked…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode30Perfume/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2030%20-%20perfume.mp3 We wish Carlo a happy birthday and a fond temporary farewell as he, Andrew, Jio, Melanie and William recapture some of that oldschool energy and struggle to say a whole lot about Tom Tykwer’s Perfume: Story of a…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS01E08NewYork/Talkin%27%20%27Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S01E08%20-%20New%20York.mp3 Claude joins us again for to talk cerebral about Turtle on topics such as the reality of entourages, acceptable locales in which to jerk it, and if Turtle is but Vince through a glass, darkly. We then wrap the season up with ano…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode29TheLifeOfReilly/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2029%20-%20the%20life%20of%20reilly.mp3 Matt helps Andrew and William navigate the clusterfuck that is Spider-Man’s ’90s Clone Saga mega-event with The Life of Reilly, a blog charting the well-intentioned creation of the overa…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS01E07TheScene/Talkin%27%20%27Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S01E07%20-%20The%20Scene.mp3 First timer Zach joins us to talk about simpler, more homophobic times, Adam Sandler, Netflix, wet chicks, and we serve up some Entourage eats in Hold the Grenier.By The Thin White Dudes

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode28FormerlyKnownAsTheJusticeLeague/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2028%20-%20formerly%20known%20as%20the%20justice%20league.mp3 The internet’s own Super Buddies Andrew, Matt and William struggle through some audio issues and discuss Formerly Known as the Justice League. Andre…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS01E06BuseyAndTheBeach/Talkin%27%20%27Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S01E06%20-%20Busey%20and%20the%20Beach.mp3 Dylan of A Talking ‘Cast?! joins us to lend her take on Turtle, his love of art, his erections, and Ari’s theoretical infidelity. Later, on another installment of His Secret War, Andrew speaks in tongues.…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode27RearWindoRearWindont/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2027%20-%20rear%20windo%20rear%20windont.mp3 That sinister looking kid’s coming to kill me! Andrew, Josh and William compare and contrast the Alfred Hitchcock classic Rear Window with its contemporary successor Disturbia,…

https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS01E05TheScriptAndTheSherpa/Talkin%27%20%27Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S01E05%20-%20The%20Script%20and%20the%20Sherpa.mp3 Claude joins us this week as we help him figure out Entourage, we see if the grass is truly Grenier on the other side, and Erik debuts the first chapter of his seminal work, Turtle Tales.…

https://archive.org/download/OnYourMarkGetSetReviewEpisode26AnApartmentDuet/on%20your%20mark%20get%20set%20review%20episode%2026%20-%20an%20apartment%20duet.mp3 What a day we have when friendly neighbors Andrew, Erik and Josh praise Tommy Wiseau’s The Neighbors, eviscerate the Billy Wilder classic The Apartment, brainstorm remakes, and throw down w…