Best There Will Be Swearing Podcasts (2024)

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S3 Ep5: Trollllll in the Server! 1:00:02

4M ago1:00:02

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In the depths of the Forum Forrest, our team find themselves in a fight for their lives against the physical manifestation of a 00s Call of Duty lobby. Aaron struggles with how vile to make a troll, Mike’s rare nat 20s are underappreciated or stolen, and we find out who won the TTRG franchise wars in YET ANOTHER Espersito! Welcome to our Esper Gene…

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S3 Ep4: Cannibal Holocron 1:27:14

4M ago1:27:14

1:27:14

Separated by time, space, and water with an incredibly odd consistency, our party works to reunite in the Forum Forest, and make a new friend on the way (whom they proceed to freak out in record time). Join us as we play the timeless game (Skyrim), discuss Jon’s erstwhile VHS stockpile, and the Spill threatens to take in Spoodge in this sticky mess…

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S3 Ep3: Don’t Go Chasing Data Streams 1:39:37

5M ago1:39:37

1:39:37

On a mission to find the Mothernode, our motley crew come across their first obstacle; a paywall they intend to treat with exactly the level of hostility a paywall deserves. We see our first glimpse of Mark Rylance Via Zuckerberg, obscure Community references of an obscure 90s tech thriller abound, and we throw some rope in Session The Third (of Se…

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S3 Ep2: Upload 55:28

6M ago55:28

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Awakening in The Sim after a massive explosion, our characters receive a mission from god. Well, a god. Well, more of a cult leader. But he’s the god of one of those characters. Who’s in a cult. Confused? You Will be. Come along for the ride as we get a bit Dawkins and talk about religions as memes, refuse to face up to our newly found status among…

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S3 Ep1: setup.exe 1:16:47

6M ago1:16:47

1:16:47

Wake up babe, the hot new season of Espersito has dropped! An accidental family reunion in a rather unusual circumstances brings our merry band together for the adventure of their lives (which may prove to be very short indeed). We start as we mean to go on - with ample narrative interruptions, and a fine balance between gravitas and dick jokes in …

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S2 Ep58: Pull My Pinkie Part 8: The Dora-Vinci Code 53:43

12M ago53:43

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Having beaten the ‘mastermind’ of one of the worst birthday celebrations of all time, the team plan to ride off into the sunset, but only after retrieving Dora’s Pinkie form where the sun doesn’t shine. We question Dora’s due diligence skills, Jefferson “trouble shoots” a printer, Hudd plans to do combat in the greatest area of all - the small clai…

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S2 Ep57: Part 7: From the Ashes There Was Darren 1:29:59

1y ago1:29:59

1:29:59

Room 101’s behind them, the birthday party party finally find themselves face to face with their malevolent host both ready to throw down and throw out some terrible one-liners. Mike voices his disappointment in our lack of erections (so far), we talk over a (somewhat confused) master-plan, and the GM’s clever use of traps is undone by facing a par…

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S2 Ep56: Pull My Pinkie Part 6: Cloning Around With Our Emotions 1:13:04

1y ago1:13:04

1:13:04

From one traumatic experience into several others, our embattled gang find themselves flung through a series of tubes into individual rooms of their own unique hell’s. We discuss the boring game of monopoly, if Jon has too many dice, and experience Dumas using his supple nature in front of Rebook’s mother in this emotional battery of an episode of …

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S2 Ep55: Pull My Pinkie Part 5: Darrenpocalypse 1:06:31

1y ago1:06:31

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Freshly escaped from one room, and safe from one set of horrors, the party finds themselves in a mysterious corridor at the centre of the moon, and strides out to find a new set of horrors of their own making… We lament combat strategies that could have been, endure the ramblings of old men, make yet more silly decisions involving explosives, and a…

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S2 Ep54: Pull My Pinkie Part 4: Begun, The Clone Fight Has 52:54

1y ago52:54

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As the party travels, weak and weary, pondering Dora’s quaint and curious celebratory decisions… a noise comes, gently slapping. Slapping on the airlock door. Could it be the sound of a lonely bearded man, morosely pleasuring himself in the corner? Or perhaps, something worse? Some hideous ‘ballsack nosferatu’ squelching out of the shadows? Out of …

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S2 Ep53: Pull My Pinkie Part 3: Puzzles and Accidents 1:20:50

1y ago1:20:50

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Diving deeper into Dora’s twisted birthday games, our party are faced with puzzles, ‘party favours’, and an unfortunate amount of urine. Jefferson finds himself triggered by high explosives, cake biopsies are performed, we discuss tether fingers are ‘sticky’ or ‘tricky’, and one of the party finds themselves briefly the biggest penis in the galaxy …

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S2 Ep52: Pull My Pinkie Part 2: Clowns to The Left of Me, Murder Hornets to The Right 54:43

1y ago54:43

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Finding themselves with no option but to enter the cabin on the face of a desolate moon, the party finds themselves descending into a party. But are they motivated by concern? Or Revenge? Revenge. It’s definitely revenge. Wasps make whimsical purrs, we forget vital class features, and Mike uses his newfound GM rolling powers to bully Jon as we ente…

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S2 Ep51: Pull My Pinkie Part 1: Where in The World is Dora The Explorer? 1:09:08

1y ago1:09:08

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Welcome back, as we embark on a mini campaign / side-adventure / way for us to keep the RPG withdrawal shakes at bay whilst one of our number was on paternity leave. Join our cast of familiar faces (unless this is your first episode, in which case don't worry; you’ll soon get sick of them) as they tool up and embark on an adventure to… attend a bir…

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SUPERHUMAN: The epitome of why your health is your wealth and ultimate freedom and how bikes give you the opportunity to ‘blend in’ and escape with Katie Love. 1:11:09

1+ y ago1:11:09

1:11:09

Pod intro Imagine living with conditions that mean the thing that you love to do that brings you peace, sanity and good mental health is also the thing that will then knock you off your feet. Today I talk with Katie Love about living with EDS and TOS and despite this, having the fortitude to send it on her mountain bike and do what she can, when sh…

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𝗕𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀, 𝗯𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀, 𝗯𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲. With Emma Pursall 1:33:49

1+ y ago1:33:49

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Pod intro Bikes don't just give you all the feels when you are riding them, the whole world you enter into when you get hooked is just as beneficial. Hear a prime example of this from Emma, the guest in today’s pod. Em has been crowned the ultimate hype queen by the MTB community, boosting everyone’s confidence and passing on her infectious energy …

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What does it feel like to be recognised as a next generation World Class Downhill Mountain Bike Athlete? With Liv Taylor. 1:14:14

1+ y ago1:14:14

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Today I have the pleasure of chatting with Liv Taylor, a 12 year old superstar who is setting her sights on World class titles in Downhill Mountain Biking and is on track to get there. She is fearless, dedicated, determined and humble, and has recently been chosen for Madison Saracen's Youth Development Team, an amazing opportunity where they nurtu…

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Let's talk about Race. With Janine Ngaio. 1:47:37

1+ y ago1:47:37

1:47:37

Today’s podcast is a very special episode with the most beautiful, courageous, heavenly human Janine. Janine trusted me to listen to her experiences about being a black woman and what life is like for her and the everyday racism she experiences and the impact this has on her. We also speak about the barriers that exist for black people and other pe…

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What goes into setting up a Mountain Bike Enduro Race Series and what do you do to encourage more women to sign up? With Richard Bunton of Western Bike Events. 1:56:39

1+ y ago1:56:39

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Pod intro Today I talk with Rich from Western Bike Events, a new MTB enduro series set in South Wales for 2023. We talk about how he set up this series and get an insight into the amount of work that goes into it. Rich wants to get more women to sign up to his enduro and we have an open chat about the barriers women can experience when thinking abo…

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SUPERHUMAN: A heart to heart with a member of the club NO ONE wants to be part of. Dealing with cancer, the aftermath and a guy's perspective on girls in the mtb world, with Murray Rawson. 1:22:46

1+ y ago1:22:46

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Today Murray and myself laugh our way through our cancer chaos and share insights into what life is like during and after a diagnosis. I think we mention mountain biking at some point. It goes deep but it is light hearted, a mini delve into the world of the Big C. Towards the end we talk about Murray's perspective on girls in mountain biking and he…

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With 18 years of biking under her belt, hear from one of the biggest senders on insta about her life on 2 wheels, the changes in mountain biking over the years and the things that still scare her. With ... 1:31:56

1+ y ago1:31:56

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Today I chat with Suzy Lacey about her awesome bike adventures and achievements over the last 18 years. Suzy has raced downhill world cups, 4x champs, Crankworx and hits humongous jumps to name a few. She has watched the mountain bike scene change over the years and seen more and more progression in female riders entering the sport. Suzy shares adv…

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How entering downhill races as a newer rider can really open up your mountain bike world, enable progression and most importantly enable you to make loads of new riding mates with Libby Goffredo. 1:12:47

1+ y ago1:12:47

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Today I am joined my Lib a pink obsessed mountain bike chick who got into the sport 2 years ago and is documenting her mtb progress on instagram, showcasing the highs and lows of progressing her riding. We chat about what it was like for Lib to build up a network of riding buddies after her relationship ended and how signing up to grass roots downh…

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𝗔𝗻 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗮 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘂𝗺 𝘄𝗵𝗼’𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 with Zoe Woodman. 1:15:16

1+ y ago1:15:16

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What is it really like to be a female in this mountain bike world? Find out Zoe's perspective, a working mum who loves her bike, has a young daughter who races mtb and is part of a female charity empowering more women to get outdoors. Zoe gives a broad view of her experiences and shares her knowledge and passion around closing the gender gap in our…

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What does it feel like to be a junior girl in the British Downhill racing scene with your eyes set on racing in the World Champs? How do you even get to the position to consider entering World Cup races ... 1:09:07

1+ y ago1:09:07

1:09:07

What does it feel like to be a junior girl in the British Downhill racing scene with your eyes set on racing in the World Champs? How do you even get to the position to consider entering World Cup races as a privateer? And what is the secret to overcoming fear? The awesome, inspiring Molly Ruskin shares how the British mountain bike racing scene wo…

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SUPERHUMAN: The power of 2 wheels. How mountain biking makes Becky Coombes feel incredible despite living with MS. 1:11:42

1+ y ago1:11:42

1:11:42

Superhuman episode: The power of two wheels. How mountain biking allows Bex to feel amazing, despite living with MS. Today I chat with Becky Coombes about MS, multiple sclerosis; from diagnosis to a first date and then falling in love (with mountain biking first, obvs). Becky shares about how mountain biking now plays a pivotal role in managing her…

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The discipline, motivation and dedication needed to get race fit for the British Army Enduro MTB Team 2023 with Jess Greenhalgh 1:13:37

1+ y ago1:13:37

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Today I chat with Jess Greenhalgh about how mountain biking became a “thing” for her and how she is going from strength to strength in a relatively short space of time. Jess is a member of the British Army and has been chosen to represent their Enduro MTB team for 2023 and will compete in the British National Enduro Series this year. What a boss. W…

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Mountain biking; so much more than just riding a bike with Mishy Cockayne. 1:04:53

1+ y ago1:04:53

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Mountain biking isn’t just about riding your bike. It is so much more than that. It becomes part of your identity, creates a sense of belonging and gives you access to a ready made community, no matter where you are. This is what I chat about with Mishy, a snowboard fanatic and outdoor lover. Mishy shares what it was like coming over to the UK from…

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Motherhood, bad habits, a confused sense of purpose, burnout and bikes. 1:17:45

1+ y ago1:17:45

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How rekindling an old love of bikes formed a pivotal part of Janine's road to recovery after motherhood, bad habits and a confused sense of purpose lead to a complete physical and mental burnout. This is what I chat about in today's episode with the wonderful, soulful Janine, who openly shares the path that lead her back to bikes at the young age o…

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The power of vulnerability and being brave, oh and breaking your neck with Sarah Munton. 1:05:57

2y ago1:05:57

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“But what happens if I lose mountain biking?” This is the question this week's guest; Sarah Munton, asked herself when making the brave decision to leave a relationship and move back home to the UK from New Zealand. Faced with this prospect and trying to go it alone when back home, Sarah openly shares, how despite exposing herself to the fear of be…

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Why aren't more women entering mountain bike races and what can event organisers and the industry do to change that with Tess Cakebread - Brown?? 1:08:20

2y ago1:08:20

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Why aren’t there more women signing up for mountain bike races in the UK? What are the common barriers we experience and what can event organisers and the industry do to encourage more women to enter? This is what I chat about in today’s episode with Tess Cakebread-Brown . Tess shares her experiences with entering races and what it is like to stand…

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Mountain biking, mental health and women only communities with Shawnee Finlayson 1:07:33

2y ago1:07:33

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How can mountain biking help your mental health and why are women only events and communities so important in the mountain bike world? This is what I chat about with the hilarious Shawnee in today's episode. Shawnee is the founder of Shred Like A Girl, a women only mountain bike clothing brand and global community of girl shredders, originally from…

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Girls on wheels trailer 1:58

2y ago1:58

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A short insight on what to expect from the girls on wheels podcast. Sign up to the newsletter on Girls on wheels website for updates on episodes and guest and opportunities to get involved with the pod and follow along on socials; Insta @girlsonwheelspodcast Facebook page: girlsonwheelspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa…

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S2 Ep50: Strange New Worlds - Part 49 - Golden Rose, Golden Handshake, Golden Years 53:08

3y ago53:08

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With the galaxy saved by a particularly belligerent band of misfits, our bold adventurous tie off loose ends, say their goodbyes, and try and swindle as hefty a severance package as possible from the galactic powers. The crew of the Golden Rose head off into the golden sunset, in the finale for Season 2 of…. Espersito! Welcome to our Esper Genesis …

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S2 Ep49: Strange New Worlds - Part 48 - "I'm Molly Fking Weasley, B*h!" 1:33:12

3y ago1:33:12

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Deep into the heart of the crucible, our group of violent problem solvers come face to tentacled visage with the monstrosity threatening everything the crew of The Golden Rose have tried to save. We’re in the legally distinct endgame now. In combat with the BBEG in SPAAACE, distortion dice a-plenty are rolled, Rebook gets very chilly, Dumas gets ve…

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S2 Ep48: Strange New Worlds - Part 47 - That’s No Fairly Small Moon Sized Object... 1:39:42

3y ago1:39:42

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As the team make their way through enemies and into the heart of the Crucible, they must battle a horror from Hudd’s history. Through horrendous ice puns, ill advised assaults on architecture., and potential copyright strikes, the crew of The Golden Rose must find their way through polished, alien corridors, for the chance to see if Dumas has maste…

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S2 Ep47: Part 46 - Time For Some Docking, Lads! 34:53

3y ago34:53

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As battle rages around the Golden Rose, our incidental heroes must board The Crucible to find the force which threatens the galactic core. Join us as we discuss how docking is a delicate procedure, Tom learns he can't science everything, and elevator buttons blindside Jon again, in this elevator-music backed strip-tease of an episode of Espersito! …

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S2 Ep46: Strange New Worlds - Part 45 - Crackers Love Cheese! 1:00:26

3y ago1:00:26

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With plans for the assault on the Crucible finalised, the Golden Rose strikes forth towards the Eldori fleet with allies in tow. We bring up the adamantine bullets again, and get confused by alternate meanings of docking and Google frottaging getting Mike in trouble with his girlfriend. Dumas finds a NSFW way to keep calm before the battle ahead, w…

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S2 Ep45: Strange New Worlds - Part 44 - Kill My Daddy, Baby 1:34:43

3y ago1:34:43

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With Korchev dead and the fanatical Eldori Seventh Fleet blockading the crucible, our amateur negotiators must make a plan to attack the Xenoterum, and save the core. Join us, dear listener, as we flippantly discuss Mike’s potential real-life demise, get belligerent whilst levelling up, and discuss the Fabulous Spider-wank! Prepare to broadcast in …

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S2 Ep44: Strange New Worlds - Part 43 - But Soft, What Light Through Yonder Door-Breach Breaks? 1:24:24

3+ y ago1:24:24

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Two starfeets, both alike in dignity (In fair Silrayne Arc, where we lay our scene), From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where uncivil blood makes uncivil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Doth with their death bury the galaxy’s stri…

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S2 Ep43: Strange New Worlds - Part 42 - Reach-around Ruckus 1:13:52

3+ y ago1:13:52

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As the ‘plan’ unravels, the gloves come off, and Hudd must quickly go from pacifist to pyromaniac as the crew enters combat with their captors. Join us as Aaron provides sage advice on drawing, Reebook engages in some testicular shattering crits, Hudd nuts a soldier senseless, and Dumas gets digitally fisted, and we get ready to rumble in… Espersit…

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S2 Ep42: Strange New Worlds - Part 41 - Wild Thangs 1:00:54

3+ y ago1:00:54

1:00:54

After a helpful recap for Tom that confirms we did not visit an arboretum, our band of have-a-go heroes find themselves trying to negotiate a very physical barrier between them and their goal to save the admiral. Plans are panned, disguises are donned, we find new reasons to fear escalators, and figure out the differences between a Xamaron plant Ko…

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S2 Ep41: Strange New Worlds - Part 40 - The Negotiations Were Short 36:38

3+ y ago36:38

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Despite a surprisingly successful and almost non-violent infiltration, the crew must secure the control deck, and find a way to the bridge and save the admiral. Jon plans for the eventuality we get into a fight on the command deck, knowing full well it's a certainty, Hudd breaks and enters a quartermasters to grab a very compliant hostage, and Aaro…

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S2 Ep40: Strange New Worlds - Part 39 - Turrets Syndrome 59:32

3+ y ago59:32

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The jig is up as Dora finds herself on the receiving end of a rather unforgiving security system. Dumas gets salty as Hudd breaks the sacred agreement of the turn order, Dora makes a brain smoothie in an attempt to deliver non-lethal damage, and Rebook struggles with the moral dilemma (and potential mess) involved in killing a man with “discharge b…

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S2 Ep39: Strange New Worlds - Part 38 - Full Metal Racket 59:13

3+ y ago59:13

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What is your major malfunction, Dora? Having somehow successfully infiltrated the capital ship of the infinity corps, our motley crew face the very real challenge of trying to pass as a well oiled, competent, and highly disciplined military outfit. Naturally this draws us to sweep for computer porn, watch the ten minute epic that is Space Nuns, and…

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S2 Ep38: Strange New Worlds - Part 37 - Boom-Docking Saints 1:02:29

3+ y ago1:02:29

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Breach breach breach! Space turbulence and techie bullying abound as the team breaks into the São Paulo. One surprisingly successful space jump later, the party must overcome the nefarious GM’s puzzle that is an airlock, feebly attempt to subdue a door repairman, and take the next step in their ill thought out rescue / kidnap attempt. Doors are bud…

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S2 Ep37: Strange New Worlds - Part 36 - Space Men Can't Jump (ft. Lil Jon) 1:10:20

3+ y ago1:10:20

1:10:20

The party prepare to yeet themselves into the cold void of space to kidnap an admiral; it’s a plan that might just be stupid enough to work… Jon hurts himself physically doing Pax’s voice again, whilst Pax hurts himself mentally dealing with newfound existential dread, and we discuss the boxed war crimes that are Space Apples. Prepare yourselves fo…

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S2 Ep36: Strange New Worlds - Part 35 - Don’t Be Afraid to Dream a Little Bigger, Darling 1:05:56

3+ y ago1:05:56

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Even with a blank cheque on the table, the players still find time to question the Esper Genesis pricing structures, whilst simultaneously breaking the economy. As the GM struggles with both the effects of spilling beer on his keyboard, and offering the party unlimited funds to spend in a military quartermaster’s (these events may be related); Duma…

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S2 Ep35: Strange New Worlds - Part 34 - Get Off My Zoom Call 1:08:35

3+ y ago1:08:35

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A familiar face from the history of The Silrayne Arc and The Silver Screen comes forward through the medium of video call, with new information for the crew of The Golden Rose, as they plot their next steps to save The Galactic Core. Our nominal heroes meet with Dora’s mysterious underground contact - ‘Filiais Flim Flam’ who reveals his true identi…

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S2 Ep34: Strange New Worlds - Part 33 - Improvise, Adept, Overcome 48:29

3+ y ago48:29

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The crew meet with scientists to discover more about the threats they face. Could it be Mesopotamian Mind Control Squids of Unenda? Or something even more sinister…? Amid terrible revelations about the fate of Dr Rich and Beltrov, Dumas discusses a traditional dwarven hero's welcome, Dora finds out what the scientist is drinking (and if it is piss)…

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S2 Ep33: Strange New Worlds - Part 32 - Pax Dramatica 59:57

3+ y ago59:57

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Part 32 - Pax Dramatica Further intrigue, and a familiar face on the Conclave flag ship; Daedalus. Having escaped the horrors of diplomacy, our adventures find themselves out of the frying plan, and into the other side of the iron curtain allegory (I’m bad at idioms, what do you want from me?). As the players kick off with an in depth discussion ab…

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S2 Ep32: Strange New Worlds - Part 31 - Yop For When Debriefing Come 49:47

3+ y ago49:47

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Happy 2021 everyone! Boy, if that doesn’t sound futuristic! It’s a shame it’s been one of those dystopian futures so far, but hey ho; here’s hoping this year gingerly steps over the exceptionally low bar set by 2020. The rift traversed, and back in realspace, our misfit bunch of miscreants make their way back to the Infinity Core for a far frostier…

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