Best Thot Topics Podcasts (2024)

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Sweat T-Shirt Contest! 1:26:16

7d ago1:26:16

1:26:16

Welcome to the Metropolitan Museum of Ass, Hair, and Titties. We'll kindly accept your donations up front, to support the continued growth of this vital field. We're BACK! And back in the New York GROOVE no less as we take on the many looks of the 2024 MET GALA, the theme of which was something about flowers or something? Hard to remember now girl.…

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73. Beauty Hot Takes + Reframing Your Professional Path with YouTuber Alexandra Anele 1:29:06

1h ago1:29:06

1:29:06

This week Jess and Caroline sit down to record together live in LA, where they are joined in studio by a very special guest: Alexandra Anele! Alex is a talented makeup artist, content creator, dedicated NFE listener, and Caroline’s first YouTube friend – so it was a delight to have her on to share tips and hot takes on all things beauty and persona…

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Whatever Wednesday! Who You Suing? 18:37

2d ago18:37

18:37

Another day another lawsuit. Today we’re talking about the pending lawsuit against DJ Akademiks for the year’s favorite allegation. And because King Combs done started with King Troll 50 Cent we must discuss whether there is ever a time when an adult can come for someone else’s adult child. Lastly, we’re talking about the teacher who seems to think…

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Mommiana Monday! You Can Always Come Home….. Unless You Try to Bring Some THOTs Up In Here. 23:54

3h ago23:54

23:54

Hey!! It’s Mommiana Monday! Today we’re talking pushing our children out of the nest and the possibility that they may return. We all say, you can always come home but are we secretly crossing our fingers and praying that they never take us up on the offer. You can keep it real with me. LOL. Tap in to hear #JMO about the topic and let me know your …

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72. Not for Unspoken Expectations + How to Hack Your Mood Swings 1:04:14

2h ago1:04:14

1:04:14

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to ⁠⁠⁠https://www.betterhelp.com/notforeveryone/⁠⁠⁠ to get 10% off your first month.__Jess and Caroline are back together. <3 They jump right into some hot topics with some hot takes: how tracking your energy can work to your benefit, how our feelings tell the truth no matter the trigger, navigating diffe…

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Mommiana Monday - Is Talking About Someone's Parenting Off Limits? 23:13

10h ago23:13

23:13

Hey!! Happy Monday! Kendrick Lamar and Drake have been going at it hard all weekend and in his response to Drake, Kendrick went at Drake’s parenting skills. Hip hop + Parenting issues? It’s like the content gods handed me a gift for Mommiana Monday. Parenting is such a sensitive topic and I want to dive into why. Why do parents get offended when so…

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71. Hater Hour: Interrogating My Boyfriend + Career Fulfillment and Dating Crimes 1:22:39

4d ago1:22:39

1:22:39

In this special edition of Caroline's alleged "solo" episode, she is joined by her boyfriend, Justin. Justin chimes in to share a male perspective on all your questions - including what it’s like to date our resident hater, his perspective on dating apps, when it might make a little sense to “sell out” in your career, and so much more. They also de…

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Whatever Wednesday! Should You Have A Slow Morning Routine like Jeff Bezos? 24:57

4d ago24:57

24:57

Hey! Sasha here and today I was struggling for something to talk about but finally landed on a topic. Have you ever heard of the Slow Morning routine? Per various news outlets, the CEOs of some of the biggest companies in the world, including Jeff Bezos and Mark Cuban have a slow morning routine and so do I. So if you are still waking up 20 minutes…

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Mommiana Monday - Jeannie Mai You Can't Ban the Snowman 26:31

7d ago26:31

26:31

Mommiana Mondays - Jeannie Mai You Can’t Ban the SnowmanHey! Welcome back! it’s Mommiana Monday so we’re discussing parenting issues specifically navigating the court process when co-parenting using Ms. Jeannie Mai’s recent court filing as a case study on what not to do. Tap in to hear #JMO about manifestation and how I use it in my life. Like alwa…

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Anyway, Ni Hao! 1:19:28

11d ago1:19:28

1:19:28

Yeah I don't know what the fuck was in the giggle water this week but this is a particularly cracked out episode lmfao WELCUM 2 THE JUNGLE! The girls return to discuss matters of utmost importance with international implications. As we pregame for the Nicki Minaj concert and spread our passports wet 'n' wide for entry to Gag City, we pay ten dollar…

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70. Jess Thots: Defining Creativity + Living Up to Family Expectations 56:30

11d ago56:30

56:30

Sound the alarms: we’ve got a solo ep from Jess this week! She talks all about creative bursts, and how the past two weeks specifically have been glorious for her. But when the burst fades away...Jess reflects on what should happen next. She turns to Instagram DMs to learn how listeners conceptualize the idea of “being a creative” and how that look…

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Guncles and Gaggots! (Preview) 11:42

25d ago11:42

11:42

**PATRONS ONLY** Welcome to the Thot Topics Brewhouse, where children and dogs alike will be killed immediately upon entry. Can we offer you a Michelob Ultra draft? The girls return to the booth for a vital tribunal on all the issues facing a young woman in the world today: SSRIs, feline dental health, immune system support, desktop gaming, marijua…

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69. IYKYK: All Your Sex Fantasies Revealed + Making Dating Apps Work for You 1:30:10

18d ago1:30:10

1:30:10

It’s the one we’ve all been waiting for…the milestone of the century…the 69th EPISODE. Join Jess and Caroline (and a special guest??) to talk all your kookiest sex fantasies, including respected older gentlemen, tears as foreplay, marketplace porn, pod sex, and…Catwoman? And then one person’s fantasy gets Jess and Caroline in rumination mode: is yo…

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R.I.P. Blowjay Simpson! 1:20:55

1M ago1:20:55

1:20:55

The jury finds you in contempt of CUNT! Now it's time to SERVE! Welcome back to central booking at Thot Topics Regional Penitentiary. All fines will be processed to the window on your left, and visitation will be found to your right. Oh, you're here for a conjugal visit? Right this way, ma'am... This week, the girls convene on several matters of ut…

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68. Not for Perfectionism + When to Start Your Passion Project 1:15:50

25d ago1:15:50

1:15:50

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to ⁠⁠https://www.betterhelp.com/notforeveryone/⁠⁠ to get 10% off your first month. __ Jess and Caroline are ready to jump right in, and they start with some important thoughts on starting a business that might be in direct competition with somebody else. Learn from these certified experts on what makes a …

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67. Not for Breakup Texts + The Part of Female Friendships We Don’t Talk About 1:06:12

1M ago1:06:12

1:06:12

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to ⁠https://www.betterhelp.com/notforeveryone/⁠ to get 10% off your first month. --- Look, we’re all about a good segway here, and in this episode you’ll smoothly transition from looking cute at the gym to butt-cinching leggings to a childhood ass-slapping conundrum. But that also gets Jess and Caroline i…

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Whatever Wednesday! Leave King Combs ALONE.... you little sex worker! 36:52

2M ago36:52

36:52

Hey Yall Hey!! I am finally back. This one is kind of deep well as deep as I can go with my sense of humour. This week we are talking about the only thing to talk about Diddy. Despite the consensus to do so I am not so eager to trash Diddy just yet. Plus it was just reported yesterday that they are threatening to file a lawsuit against his son King…

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66. For You: How to Start Showing Up for Yourself 1:07:18

2M ago1:07:18

1:07:18

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://www.betterhelp.com/notforeveryone/ to get 10% off your first month. --- This episode is for you, dawgs! Jess and Caroline set the stage with an Uber debacle and a few linguistic complaints and then move straight into this week’s theme: showing up for yourself. They dive deep into codependence, …

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All Worm and No Play! 1:10:48

1M ago1:10:48

1:10:48

You better worm girl! We're BACK for a lovely special springtime episode. (But really, aren't they ALL special?) This is a girls chat of VITAL importance: we really put our thinking boobs on for this one! We discuss everything on God's Green, from LESBIANS to DUNE 2 to what may be the FINAL DAYS OF THE TIKTOK TOP 50. Do you love the way we work it?…

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Cowboy Cooter! (Preview) 7:34

2M ago7:34

7:34

**PATRONS ONLY** Four goddamn American dollars get you access to full-length bonus episodes AND... new surprises coming soon :) Hold onto your whorses because it's time for another riveting episode of THOT TOPICS! We're back after losing or breaking literally every single piece of recording equipment we owned and are ready to begin a new chapter of…

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65. Not for Being a Prisoner to Your Job + We’re All Baby Sometimes 59:36

2M ago59:36

59:36

Anyone else feeling strangely… “baby” this week? Jess and Caroline coddle each other’s thoughts as they discuss imaginary friends, creepy children, and celebrities they can see themselves being friends with. They grow up a little (sigh) to talk through how to quit a job where you genuinely love your coworkers, answer a haunting would-you-rather, an…

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Whatever Wednesday! 25:26

2M ago25:26

25:26

It's Whatever Wednesday so yall already know the vibes. Today we're discussing the messy divorce between Teyanna Taylor and Iman Shumpert and Dr. Dre getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (Do those things really mean much now that we know you can pay for it?). You know what to do, tap in and join the conversation. Like always, remember to BE…

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Do You Really Think You Deserve the Life You Desire? 22:36

2M ago22:36

22:36

Hey! It’s your host Sasha here. This week we need to get real about what’s holding you back from manifesting the life you desire. Hold up wait… You do believe in manifestation right? If no, you should. Tap in to hear #JMO about manifestation and how I use it in my life. Like always, remember to BE RESPECTFUL. Everyone is entitled to their opinions …

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64. Hot Takes Only: Staying Friends with Your Ex, Period Sex, and Shrek 1:18:36

2M ago1:18:36

1:18:36

Is it getting hot in here? Jess and Caroline confront some hot takes with even spicier answers, but first: they talk the perils and plights of internet feedback—on YouTube and Instagram. Then, get ready to discuss the correct pronunciation of “espresso,” the unspoken meaning of “likes,” the one that got away, Venmoing friends after dinner, staying …

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Whatever Wednesday! Draya Did It First! 24:43

2M ago24:43

24:43

Hey!! It’s Whatever Wednesday soo yall already know I’m on any and everything. Lol. Today we’re talking about the mystery surrounding Kate Middleton and that weird ass photoshop pic. The other topic is “Do You Blog?” I recently got back into blogging and it’s pretty cool. If you have a blog drop it in the comments. Like always, remember to BE RESPE…

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63. Not For People Pleasing + Other Obvious Realizations That Changed Our Lives 1:03:42

2M ago1:03:42

1:03:42

This week, adult friendships are back on Jess and Caroline’s minds. They talk through how to schedule a girl's trip, their qualms with hosting, people pleasing breakthroughs, and how they each put on a show in social situations. They get to the bottom of this realization: are you really an introvert—or are you draining your social battery by perfor…

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Whatever Wednesday! Is It Time to Check Our Culture? The Diddy and Kai Cenant Incidents Say It Is. 18:59

2M ago18:59

18:59

Hey!! Hope your week is off to a good start thus far. Today we’re talking about the new Diddy lawsuit specifically the allegations in it and why our culture is soo focused on gay sex that it is willing to overlook false claims of drugging and roping underage girls. I also discuss the viral Kai Cenant video using the n word around Asian people and b…

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The Summer I Turned Pussy! 1:15:20

2M ago1:15:20

1:15:20

The block is hot-- and we're about to turn it into the Summer of 69! (If you catch our drift...) Welcome back to the Thot Topics Studios where we are prepared to begin a new chapter of our happy little lives. We begin with a lengthy girly little chitchat about the simple joys of our young sprightly bouncy lives. We also reluctantly check in on the …

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62. Not for Botox + A Snail Story You’ll Never Forget 1:11:48

3M ago1:11:48

1:11:48

Not For Everyone is basically a beauty podcast now. Jess and Caroline discuss venturing into the Botox world, witnessing the aging process, and parents' chaotic relationship to their children’s acne-ridden faces. They also consider life’s deepest questions, like how did we learn to do makeup without YouTube? Caroline is weirdly obsessed with smell …

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Whatever Wednesday! The Family Edition! 48:46

3M ago48:46

48:46

Yo Baby! Yo Baby! Yo! It’s Whatever Wednesday!! Hope you’ve been having a great week thus far. This is the family edition of Whatever Wednesday because after watching that sweet video of Russell Wilson I was all up in my feelings. LOL. Today we’re talking about Ms. Wendy Williams, Matt Barnes, Lil Scrappy - he is on tenninez- and other celebrity fa…

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The Skeet Escape! (Preview) 15:51

3M ago15:51

15:51

**PATRONS ONLY** Subscribe to the Patreon at patreon.com/thottopics. Wooohoo... YEEEEEEEEEEhoo!!!!! It's a leap year and you know what that means: there's one more day 'til the rent is due, pookie! Now, PUMP THE BEAT! First, we do a little bit of girly chitchat-- the weather was beautiful and the vibes were ERRATIC to say the least, so there was mu…

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If It Happened to Ms. Wendy Williams, It Could Happen To You 48:37

3M ago48:37

48:37

Hey! Full disclosure, this is a heavy, yet informational episode. This week on the eve of the release of her documentary, Ms. Wendy Williams has been diagnosed with dementia and aphasia. A temporary guardian still has control of her person and assets and as Ms. Wendy Williams stated in a clip for the documentary, it happened to her and it can happe…

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61. Hater Hour: How to Survive Your Anxiety + WHATADO One-Sided Friendships 1:05:38

3M ago1:05:38

1:05:38

In a solo recording, Caroline opens up about the big thing she has been avoiding talking about on the podcast - including the tips and tools for surviving the worst of your anxiety. She also responds to a listener WHATADO about what to do when you find yourself stuck in a one-sided friendship, with major boundary violations and messy complications.…

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Whatever Wednesday! That's Why You Can't Keep A Man or Woman! 20:05

3M ago20:05

20:05

Hey! Hey! Hey! Rerun here! J/k. That’s a throwback for us old folks. This week I wanted to discuss a topic @cashflowharlem had posted on his IG page that got the people going. We’ve all heard it at some point in our lives. Whether we were the ones throwing it as an insult or being told it by someone we love “YOU CAN’T KEEP A MAN/WOMAN!”. I thought …

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Slut Pop Memphis! 1:25:19

3M ago1:25:19

1:25:19

Hold on to your cloaca, cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride!! We convene to discuss the state of The Bimbo: is her time finally over? Have the powers of the bimbo fallen into the wrong hands, exploited for her comically large breasts for TikTok cred? WHO can be trusted with the pure heart of the Bimbo... and how many must die... Naturally that's NOT all…

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60. WHATADO: Friends with Benefits, Boundaries with Your Boss, and Wedding Season 1:15:57

3M ago1:15:57

1:15:57

It’s everybody’s favorite time: when Jess and Caroline give non-expert advice on a wide array of topics. This time, listeners wrote in with a friends-with-benefits conundrum, workplace boundary issues, and the problem with an influx of wedding invitations. Plus, find out who has the softest butt around, if going to therapy equals enlightenment, and…

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Whatever Wednesday! Would You Put Your Kid on Blast? Mo'nique Did! 26:07

3M ago26:07

26:07

Hey!! It’s Whatever Wednesday and today we’re discussing the back and forth between Monique and her adult son. What would you do if your adult post his grievance, true or not, with you on social media? Would you respond with receipts on social media or would you just ignore it? Well I know what I would do. You already know what to do, tap in and jo…

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Mommiana Monday! Conscious Parenting in Today's World 30:09

3M ago30:09

30:09

It’s Mommiana Monday!! Today we’re discussing conscious parenting. Unfortunately, most parents are juggling working, maintaining their homes, coparenting and caring for their children all at the same damn time. Thus, most parents are so exhausted that they do not have the energy to be conscious. In this safe place, we’re going to discuss ways to im…

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59. Not for the Luteal Phase + Feeling Stuck After Years of Therapy 1:01:27

3M ago1:01:27

1:01:27

Another episode full of lukewarm takes, cyclical insights, and "that's so funny" reactions, this week Jess and Caroline show up with nothing to give but complaints and bad jokes. First, Jess is no impressionist - and also apparently no standup - as she *corporate gulps* her way through a series of failed jokes that forced her to quit her comedy cla…

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Whatever Wednesdays! SEND HELP! 36:32

3M ago36:32

36:32

LAWD!! This week is off to a crazy start and so is this episode. LOL. We’re talking about the crazy day I had yesterday, the Monique interview on Club Shay Shay and Jay-z’s Grammy speech. So tap in and join the conversation - even if it’s only in your head - or just listen to JMO. Like always, remember to BE RESPECTFUL. Everyone is entitled to thei…

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Mommiana Monday!! Naming Your Kids - Is it Really that Important? 44:24

3M ago44:24

44:24

Mommiana Monday!! Naming Your Kids - Is it Really that Important? by JMOAboutEverything 2017By JMOAboutEverything 2017

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58. Not for Codependent Patterns + The Problem with Imposter Syndrome 1:08:58

3M ago1:08:58

1:08:58

Jess and Caroline are just two sporty girls who are too busy collecting baby teeth and committing to unnecessary extracurriculars to keep a busy schedule. But here they gather on a Sunday morning ready to repeat to you exactly what their therapists said this week. First, Jess is thinking about quitting a hobby that no one told her to pick up. Who k…

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Megan's Law and Order! 1:37:29

4M ago1:37:29

1:37:29

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially slaynous. In Boystown Chicago, the medicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as Thot Topics. These are their stories. We're back in business-- silly us, we were standing on it the whole time! We use our journalisti…

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Anatomy of a Doll! (Exxxtended Preview) 36:45

4M ago36:45

36:45

**FULL EPISODE FOR PATRONS ONLY** PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS Polizia! Help! I've been Margot ROBBED! We'd like to thank God, the Academy, and most importantly Dr. Pepper for their unwavering support in the making of this podcast. We simply couldn't have done it without you. We know we're supposed to wrap it up, but we also need to express our gratitude…

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57. Not for Self Doubt Spirals + Our First Fight 1:07:10

4M ago1:07:10

1:07:10

Jess has been spiraling, and she has her ear acne to show for it. But with Caroline's help, she's coming out of her seasonal sadness live on the pod - and this episode has the giggles to prove it. The two talk about navigating conflict with their boyfriends, who both happen to be calm/cool/collected, while our co-hosts are emotional and reactive fo…

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Thot 'N' Cold! (Preview) 7:46

4M ago7:46

7:46

**PATRONS ONLY** BRRR! It's cold in here! Must! be! Thot Topics in the ATmosphere! I SAID BRRRRR!!! Welcome one and all to the Thot Topics Plus-Sized Situation Room where several key talking points simply MUST be discussed for the good of our great nation. First, we circle back on corporate speak in the workplace: can we jump on a call and get crun…

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56. Not for Instagram + Choosing Between Ambition and Self Care 1:05:09

4M ago1:05:09

1:05:09

The hater and lover are reunited after a month of doing absolutely nothing besides sending each other bedtime texts. Caroline does have one more thing to show for her break, though: a new sport she’s invented. Or at least a concept that will improve the sporting experience for her? The details aren’t important. The two move onto bigger topics as Ca…

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Whatever Wednesday! Is Princess Kate about to Have a Stripper Body? 1:00:20

4M ago1:00:20

1:00:20

It’s Whatever Wednesday! You already know we’re talking about anything and everything. On this episode I discuss the current plastic surgery craze and whether I would be willing to risk it all for a flat stomach and size D boobs. I also discuss Rick Ross’s current girlfriend posting his break baby without the mother’s permission. Spoiler Alert - I …

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55. Jess Thots: Ins and Outs for 2024 + Less Mothering More Mommying 52:58

4M ago52:58

52:58

Join a sick Jess on the couch as she cozies up to our first episode recorded in the new year. She kicks off with her list of ins and outs for 2024, which turns into an aspirational sort of roast that points blame at everyone except her. Next, she takes on a couple listener-submitted questions: first, Whatado when you feel like a mother to your part…

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Whatever Wednesdays - Katt Williams, Torrei Hart and the Art of Being Disloyal 38:29

4M ago38:29

38:29

HAPPY NEW YEAR! It’s Whatever Wednesday and today I wanted to give JMO about the Katt Williams’s interview on Club Shay Shay. Mr. Katt Williams has the internet in an uproar and we are here for it. We’re talking about the responses to his interview including Kevin Hart’s ex-wife IG post announcing that she is going on tour with Katt Williams. YES!!…

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