That's 5 whole thoughtless bowl sevens events we have run! We chat with the effervescent Ant about his games over the day, along with our uninformed thoughts and opinions. We talk moments that made us giggle, results, and what makes it a day we keep wanting to put on. It's back, and sillier than ever before: Why So Serious 3 Have 1 thing to paint? …

Thoughtless sevens. It's the blood bowl sevens league that has been played in Geelong for 4 seasons now... Season 4 has officially come to a close, and we chat through just how poorly we played this time around... Also something about winners... Thoughtless Bowl is back! Come play at Thoughtless Bowl 5 Check out the new and improved TCG website Wan…

That unfinished wrap up of the finish a thing painting event? We finished it! It's another thing we finished - too bad it was late for entry into the event... We chat through all the other entries, announce winners, and stuff like that. Thoughtless Bowl is back! Come play at Thoughtless Bowl 5 Check out the new and improved TCG website Wanna chat b…

Feb and March were home to an illustrious painting event. Finish a thing. You take an unfinished thing.. then make it un-unfinished... de-unfinished... in-unfinished. You finish it. We talk about all of the different ways people finished. Thoughtless Bowl is back! Come play at Thoughtless Bowl 5 Check out the new and improved TCG website Wanna chat…

Gnomes have been revealed as the next blood bowl team to be released. We just have enough info to give our completely unqualified, uninformed and underwhelming opinions on them! Thoughtless Bowl is back! Come play at Thoughtless Bowl 5 Check out the new and improved TCG website Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord. TCG are no…

Ever wondered what it would be like to live as a goblin spawned the day before you go to war and march towards inevitable, inescapable death? Want to play an RPG that let's you get out of all those silly classes and modifiers, and weird shaped dice? No-one wants to be the DM? Goblin Quest is absolutely for you... We played Goblin Quest... Silliness…

Kill Team. It's a game gaining a lot of traction here in our local scene. More than that, lotsa peeps are playing it. At the heart of that traction, is the one and only Chad. The Chad joins us to talk about what separates the kill from the team, and the circles from the pentagons. We are once again carried by the wisdom, charm and all around charis…

What if patient zero was a super hero... That'd suck, right? This episode we get sucked back into the world of Zombiecide, CMON, Kickstarter, and Marvel... and play Marvel Zombies! A whole zombiecide game where you can exterminate zombiefied Marvel heroes and villains... Or play as the zombie heroes... Got some unfinished projects haunting you? May…

So you know that podcast where the hosts play games... badly, then talk shit about them? This episode isn't really one of those... This is more of a hobby update to get us back on the wagon, into the swing of things, and to kickstart the year for a second time... We also chat about our current paint event "Finish a thing" and some other nonsense...…

A whole year ago we talked about what we had done, what we were hoping for the new year, and all that new year, new us rhetoric... We do a bit of a revisit of those goals, see what we achieved, which goals have changed, and which one(s) are still on the to do list... Get DP'd with a friend at our next sevens event Check out the new and improved TCG…

We FINALLY get around to chatting about the unadulterated silliness that happened at Why So Serious 2... The points, the rounds, the rules, the fun... We talk about it all. Get DP'd with a friend at our next sevens event Check out the new and improved TCG website Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord. TCG are now on Patreon! G…

You heard about the first half of the epic humans that joined us in painting their things. Now here is the second half. With even more gush. And actual prizes and stuff! Check out the new and improved TCG website Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord. TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you. TCG on …

Remember that time we asked you to paint a thing... any thing... and then promised to gush appropriately about your efforts. Here is the sound of us gushing. An hour or so of nothing but gush. Hear, in an audio format all about a visual medium. That is obviously the best way for us to talk through each entry. Also, Jas' mic is a little broke and hi…

You've heard about it... If not from us, from someone you know. Maybe it's that usually loving partner who seems to be not hearing you while staring at their phone a little more intently than usual... Marvel Snap Find out what Marvel Snap is all about. See just how addictive this silly little phone game is. Wrap up the year with the most fun blood …

It's one of those episodes where we don't have anything to talk about, so we talk about ourselves! Just a chat about hobby and games and the like... Blood Bowl, Gutter Bowl, Underworlds, Dark Tide, Marvel Snap, the joy of contrast paints... and whatever else we say... Wrap up the year with the most fun blood bowl event there is: Why So Serious 2 Ch…

2 Things: 1. We talk about all the stuff we have watched recently and a bit of a wrap on purchases and the like... 2. We talk vampires. In blood bowl. The new roster, what we think of it, some ideas for games... All the stuff other podcasts have already done better than we ever could. Wrap up the year with the most fun blood bowl event there is: Wh…

We played an actual real life blood bowl 11s tournament. Really we did! We played it badly. Want proof? Here it is! We talk through our thoughts going into the event, the prep (or lack thereof) we did. What happened on the day... Wrap up the year with the most fun blood bowl event there is: Why So Serious 2 Check out the new and improved TCG websit…

The player pack for the most ridiculous sevens event to grace this green earth is here. We chat through the Why So Serious 2 pack, talk turkey about some of the things we are excited about, and a few of the things you'll probably miss... It's a foul episode full of poultry questions and gobble de gook. Wrap up the year with the most fun blood bowl …

It's about damn time we had an episode that was actually about the stuff we say we are about. Hobby updates, then games! Marvel Crisis Protocol, Warhammer Underworlds, and of COURSE: Blood bowl... Wrap up the year with the most fun blood bowl event there is: Why So Serious 2 Check out the new and improved TCG website Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe ot…

Not too long ago we ran Thoughtless Bowl 4. Blood bowl sevens was played, much merriment was made. There was much rejoicing. But don't take our word for it. Let's all sup from the fountain of widsom that flows from the man that managed to take out the top prize - With dwarves no less! Wrap up the year with the most fun blood bowl event there is: Wh…

Once again we are overwhelmed. There has been some amazing creative entries into the first (and maybe last) TCG paint it brown event. We chat about our "entries", and then really talk through all the incredible actual entries that real live people actually entered. Really. For real life. Something something prizes, whatever. Check out the new and i…

Tournaments are such a huge part of the wargaming community. How do you choose which ones to go to, and once you've committed, what then? Lists to build, models to paint... stuff needs to get done. Well, don't listen to us, we don't know shit. But we are joined by good friend Clint, aka Wack the ewok, aka TCG's ONLY fan... He knows stuff. Listen to…

You asked, we answered. Then we published it and took credit for all your hard work. This time we answer all the things you asked us. Sure as hell beats coming up with ideas for ourselves. It's bronzing time: Paint it brown Come play sevens at Thoughtless Bowl 4 Check out the new and improved TCG website Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We…

Where have we been? That's a great question... We don't have a great answer. But it's about time we were held accountable for our hobby... This one is really a catchup - the hobby, the movies, the painting, the gaming we have been up to... It's a mixed bag, but like a bag of party mix. It's bronzing time: Paint it brown Come play sevens at Thoughtl…

We backed it. It arrived. It sat in the box for far too long. Eternia needs saving... Or conquering. It's a perspective thing really. We finally relive all our childhood fantasies and play Cool Mini or Not's Masters of the Universe board game: Clash for Eternia. Spoiler alert: there was a fisting. Come play sevens at Thoughtless Bowl 4 Check out th…

Like playing games, but don't like people? Or maybe you just like people sometimes. Or as long as it's the same group of carefully selected individuals... Night Cage, Final Girl, Heroquest, Marvel Snap, Blood Bowl 3. We (Brett) plays with himself lots. Occasionally he plays with others. Yes, we tackle BB3 - the most anticipated game since spider so…

We reflect, reminisce, reimagine, and generally chat about how the day went... Star players on the 7s pitch, mixed teams, only linemen... It definitely had an impact on the games... Results, thoughts, and the other general nonsense you have come to expect! Check out the new and improved TCG website Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have …

It's been tooooooo long since we talked about the greatest unsupported game GW have ever released. Jas has dipped his toe back into some Mordheim with a local league and we revisit why this game is just so gosh darn good!! Training Day - Time to see stars on the blood bowl pitch! Check out the new and improved TCG website Wanna chat blood bowl? May…

Some amazing people painted some amazing things. In pink. We also painted things in pink... but that's less important. We talk through all the entries, what we love about them, how much we are excited and enthused by all the things people did. So. Much. Well. Deserved. Gushing. We love you. Training Day - Time to see stars on the blood bowl pitch! …

Marvel united is a sweet A.F. co-op board game that we have a: spent too much on, and b: just keep coming back to. We chat about just what makes it so good, and why you should really think about giving it a red hot go! Paint it pink 2! Come paint with us! The pinkening is on... Training Day - Time to see stars on the blood bowl pitch! Check out the…

When did 2023 get here? Why are we so completely unprepared? In a relaxed little kick off for the year, we chat about last year. Highlights, lowlights, achievements, stuff. Quit livin' in the past you say? Fine. We also chat about the year to come and what we are hoping for from the bottom of our little hearts... Paint it pink 2! The pinkening is o…

The 2022 Thoughtless Sevens League is done. It's been won. It's also been lost by a lot more people than won it... But that's how these things go. It's been an Epic 9 rounds (+ finals) with 20 players rolling dice each fortnight. We give a quick recap of our games and the road to the grand final. Want to play with us next year? All the info for the…

It's done. It's over. It's time for a nap. But first, let's chat all about Thoughtless Bowl 3 - The utterly silly Blood Bowl Sevens event we ran recently at Throw The Dice in Geelong. We talk through the round rules, what worked, what maybe needs a little tweak here and there, and who did good and stuff. Check out the new and improved TCG website W…

Remember that podcast where they played games (badly) and then talked shit about them? Neither So we decided that was a fun format for a podcast. Among all the other... stuff... We played 2 whole other games! Zombiecide 2nd edition and Hero Quest (also 2nd edition? The new one) Here's the part where we talk about them. And other stuff. Check out th…

Keen to hear what a TCG sevens event is like? Not able to make it, but wanna theory hammer what you would take? Coming along and CBF'd reading the players pack? We got you fam. We talk through the player pack, discuss what we have done, why we have done it, and what we are hoping for the day... Check out the new and improved TCG website Come play s…

We talk. You listen. That's the general premise of a podcast, right? So - that's what we do. A bit about all the shit we've bought, what we are painting at the moment, games we have played, movies and tv we have consumed like the idiot box addicts we are... Want an opinion? We got you covered... Check out the new and improved TCG website Come play …

We received some amazing entries from some incredible people to our recent "Thoughtless Linepeople" Blood Bowl painting event. We chat through all the entries, the things that impressed us the most and try to do them justice. We likely failed in that endeavour. Check out the new and improved TCG website Come play sevens with us at Thoughtless Bowl …

All Systems Go has happened. It was a sweet day of blocks and balls. But more than that we chat to Liam, blood bowl savant and winner of All Systems Go Sevens. He chats about his roster, game plan, games, and thoughts of sevens coming from a long history of traditional blood bowl elevens. Check out the new and improved TCG website Come play sevens …

Or more accurately: us. You know what we haven't spoken about of enough in this cast? Ourselves. So we thoroughly remedy that by answering all the questions you asked of us. You asked. We answered. But seriously - want a sneak peek at the men behind the audio? Feel like you need a more intimate understanding of exactly what makes us tick? We got yo…

No real topic, no real structure... Just 2 guys talking about things they watched and bought, and games and hobby and stuff. Have time to kill? Maybe listen to something else... When you finished that, sure - try this. Check out the TCG website - it has official merch! Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go! Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other g…

The latest Blood Bowl sevens league has been run and won. There were tears of joy, moments of triumph and the agonising crush of bitter defeat. But mostly just an awesome amount of fast and furious blood bowl! We chat about thev results, our games, and the shenanigans we got up to. Also we chat all things TCG All Systems Go! The local event putting…

The north men come. They raid, they pillage... They knock down our defensive line and dash to the endzone... All while singing, drinking, and other unspeakable things that shouldn't be done on the pitch... Also... the pigs! The smell! Is nothing sacred? What has become of our hallowed game? - Erik Mescherschmidt, Imperial Nobility Thrower Check out…

They are the fungus among us. The snots take to the pitch in a cacophony of catastrophic contraptions to cause as much chaos and calamity as they can. Also sometimes they play blood bowl. Time to jump on the (pump) wagon and get on the snotling train. It's stopping all stations! Check out the TCG website - it has official merch! Come play sevens wi…

Thoughtless Bowl 2 has officially been run and won! It was an epic day of blood bowl sevens that was a sheer joy to organise. This ep we recap the dizzying highs, the crushing lows, the tales of victory and woe... and everything in between. Thanks again to everyone who came along and made it a sweet sweet day! Check out the TCG website - it has off…

It's been too long since we talked about us. It's been far too long since we talked about blood bowl. So to fix that, we talk about our last three league games of blood bowl sevens. The highs, the lows, the moments when Nuffle said no... Sign up to play Thoughtless Bowl 2 Wanna chat blood bowl? Conquest? Maybe other games? We have a Discord. TCG ar…

This episode we are joined by Rhys from Vanguard Garage Gaming to give an infinitely more informed view of Conquest - The Last Argument of Kings. We talk about the game, what makes it different, the awesome community following it, and why you should definitely try it! You've heard from us - now hear from someone who knows what they are talking abou…

Or Conquest - The Last Argument of Kings, as it is otherwise known Or... just: Conquest Either way - we chat about this game from Para Bellum. Being completely new on the scene, but very curious we dig into the game, the lore, the models - here is the findings of our initial research. Sign up to play Thoughtless Bowl 2 Wanna chat blood bowl. Maybe …

50 episodes!! Who thought we would ever get there?? To celebrate we talk through the pack for Thoughtless Bowl 2 Why you should come along, how clever we are for running it, clarify some questions and stuff like that. Sign up to play Thoughtless Bowl 2 The most fun you can have with your pants on* Wanna chat blood bowl. Maybe other games? We have a…

What's that smell? It's so thick I can taste it, it's in my eyes! It stings! *Cough* Ugh, I can't breathe... How am I supposed to play blood bowl in this? What do you mean that's coming from the players?? Nurgle teams have a whole different playbook to most other teams on the pitch. For the garden of Nurgle is bountiful, and Nurgle's blessings are …

It's been far toon long between episodes where we just chat hobby. What we have done, what stupid shit we've bought, what's worth watching, what's really not... So that is exactly what we do. Wanna chat blood bowl. Maybe other games? We have a Discord. TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you. Wear us. As a hat. The sprea…