Send us a Text Message. Listen. Sorry about what we said about women. You guys are great. We love you. We love your smells. Also everything we said is technically true. Episode Minutes: D.S. Made with Love Shallow Hal

Send us a Text Message. You know what you should do tomorrow? Go to Eucharistic adoration. Put on some Gregorian chants. Andy Elliot, Andrew Tate, Garyvee... they're not gunna tell you shit like that. Find a woman, get her pregnant 9x and take them to mass every sunday. I've never seen a dude in khakis at mass with an astrovan full of children not …

Send us a Text Message. I should get chatGPT to start writing these. Oh i guess I'll tell you this. I opened for the boys from Lemon Party last night. not the three old men in the bathtub having a wank. It's a podcast. Probably referencing the three guys and the tub and all the fun they were having. Get it? Anyways Ben Avery? guy is an absolute uni…

Send us a Text Message. Joey runs a very popular Youtube channel about baseball. Seriously. It's really popular. You could probably figure out which one it is. But we don't want to say so he doesn't get in trouble. Anyways Duffield came on and explained the whole Shohei Ohtani Situation to us. Enjoy Episode Minutes: ShoBae's Babe Ruth murdered his …

Send us a Text Message. I was at the urinal at a ski resort and this guy was at the urinal next to me and without looking over he just goes, "nice watch". All-time great bit. Feel free to use at work or public space. Episode Minutes: Smedley Butler The Uncircumcised JBP Guest Appearance The RodeoBy Trapped in the Triangle Productions

Send us a Text Message. I get it. I know why you're here. History that's mostly wrong. Jokes that stopped being acceptable when horses were still the main method of transportation. 9/11. Football. Patrick Bet David. If you're on the rim of the South China Sea, this one's for you. Also the fans in germany, there's definitely a connection there. I've…

Send us a Text Message. listen. I get it. I'd be mad too. you finally find someone who gets you and they just spit in your big dumb mouth. how do you think we feel? you think we want to spit in your mouth? you think we want to hold you down, use a vice to hold your jaws open, and drop our hot, wet saliva in your mouth? Ok, fine, we do. but this is …

Send us a Text Message. This is all a psy-op. We have been conscripted by the deep state to turn all of you into super g@y power rangers. lucky you that sounds sick Episode Minutes: Love, Death, and Trains Mirrors Psy-op Peter Lee and Hunter BBy Trapped in the Triangle Productions

Send us a Text Message. If anyone knows our brothers in thailand and you could please reach out to them to let them know we're back and we want to support them in their fight against the imperial casino, we'd appreciate it Episode Minutes: Battle of the Walmart Top Peeled back Camping with the French Michael Obama…

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Send us a Text Message. Audio is fixed. you can stop messaging me. the world is fixed Cormac died this week. there is nothing left for us here. our guides are vanishing Send us your favorite quotes and we'll post an in memoriam. "Life is a memory, then it is nothing" Episode Minutes: Bestiality (again) Marking yourself safe Saudi sports #F*ckPut*n…

Send us a Text Message. From scrotum to anus, size matters for male fertility.. that's a headline from cbs news. so you tell me what's going on also, i get it. we'll work on it. it's just growing pains. if you had to work with jake you would understand. the audio will be better next week. Also please rate and review. if you all did that, I could fi…

Send us a Text Message. [Verse 1] Back in black, I hit the sack I've been too long, I'm glad to be back Yes, I'm let loose from the noose That's kept me hanging about I'm just looking at the sky 'cause it's getting me high Forget the hearse, 'cause I'll never die I got nine lives, cat's eyes Abusing every one of them and running wild [Chorus] 'Caus…

Send us a Text Message. Ay ya ay ay yay ay Please rate us or like and subscribe or whatever. We're trying to build a following of cucks just like yourself Really though- join the reddit r/HaveNiceDayPod It's called have a nice day the podcast Episode Minutes: The legend of Hispanic Libido Like a virgin Chance the rapper Recorded 11/7/2021 - we're w…

Send us a Text Message. Hello to Asia- we're now pretty big in Japan too guys. couldn't be more proud to be leading this army of high-functioning mentally disabled dudes. Not really sure if you guys celebrate new year. not even sure if you guys have new years. i know china measures its years by 12 different animals which is probably very confusing …

Send us a Text Message. I was almost defeated by the Omnichron so i was a little late delivering this episode. Luckily, I'm toxically masculine so i made a full recovery. Told the story about a guy who got child molestered by the former founder of Microsoft and one half of the bill and melinda gates foundation. I don't know if it happened or not, b…

Send us a Text Message. It's a book dude chill. Episode Minutes: Is schizophrenia a bit? Malaysian bathing habits Everything we say is all facts, no caps.

Send us a Text Message. sry. won't happen again. when you're fathers you'll understand. last time i promise Officially Ranked 30th most popular podcast in Thailand- Thank you thailand! anyways we figured we'd come back in a big way with a huge guest: William F Buckley Episode Minutes: Takes on Arfghanistan (we recorded this august 30th, so they wer…

Send us a Text Message. My bad about the ep being late. I was in Puerto Rico, which is Spanish for Puerto Rico. I tried to upload it but their infrastructure was built by the spanish and their internet takes a siesta 23 hours a day. Had to go to a wedding because i heard british people were going to be there and i couldn't let them just be on ameri…

Send us a Text Message. *But the v@xx*ne cured me Episode Minutes: Uber Experiences Being a college boy EntrepreneursBy Mel Gibson

Send us a Text Message. Shout out to our listeners in the shadow of the Middle Kingdom. John Cena might have let his uncle sam down, but the podcast redeemed it by doing american shit like watching fireworks on the fourth of july aka blowing shit up that was made in china. Episode Minutes Drag Brunch Poor Dads Men shouldn't be there for the birth o…

Send us a Text Message. This episode was almost lost for eternity, but Allah brought it back into my life. Insalluh. This is our anniversary episode so we brought on Republican Candidate for Governor Caitlyn Jenner where she gave us her thoughts on the the Israel-Palestine conflict. Episode Minutes: Caitlyn Jenner Israel Palestine David Hasselhoff…

Send us a Text Message. We recorded this on cinco de mayo, but i haven't released it because i've been too busy banging your dad. Episode Minutes: king arthur BilBo Burnham Apple's business model Caesar's battle tactics

Send us a Text Message. Julius Caesar is just Donald Trump. Dot-Connected. Aliens invented the cotton gin. Dot-Connected Episode Minutes: Fort Ligonier Days I am the reincarnation of george washington Hiroshama was the worst place to go on vacation in 1945 The 305

Send us a Text Message. Last episode we, mainly me, pointed out that Indian-Americans immigrated when it was the easiest time to be an immigrant. Turns out being Indian wasn't allowed until like 1957. The supreme court said it was illegal to be Indian lol Episode Minutes: Non-Binary lives matter Hit your kid Cops…

Send us a Text Message. Hallelujah, Hallelujah the Lord is risen. Much like Donald Trump in 2024, God has returned. Praise be Episode Minutes: The intellectual darkweb Passover Clubhouse Sperm BanksBy Trapped in the Triangle Productions

Send us a Text Message. Shout out to the lady-boys who have been absolutely holding it down for the pardschnarst. We're late this week but we should probably never be late ever again. Love yinz qwn's Episode Minutes: Dr. Jill Biden Nurses Tiger QueenBy Trapped in the Triangle Productions

Send us a Text Message. I wanted to name this episode "Pollinate my buttflower", but most of our viewers are under the age of twelve. It's like if Mister Rogers Neighborhood was in Abu Ghraib Episode Minutes: OSHA Yoga Lieutenant William F. Buckley My dad's record as a little league coach

Send us a Text Message. As a pardschnarst, we wish we were Michael McDonald. But when we look in that mirror unflinching, deep down we'll always know we're Hall & Oates. anyways, sorry the ep was late. there was a lot of naughty words I had to cut out because this is Biden's america. Even patriots like Mel have to know their limits. Episode abstrac…

Send us a Text Message. Horse girls are not to be trusted. Neither are girls who spell their name Iwanttohaveoralsexwithyourdadanduncle. Good luck out there boys and girls. Episode Abstract: Lady Boys Coca Cola Equestrian Girls

Send us a Text Message. If you didn't catch the significance of last episode's description, that was Tim Tebow's Ole Miss speech. I had no idea he retired at the exact hour I was writing that episode description. I didn't even know he was still playing baseball. Pure serendipity. Our God is an awesome God. Episode Abstract: Why Japan deserved it In…

Send us a Text Message. RIP to Rush Limbaugh. We're working on a commemorative episode now. But in the meantime I just want to say you have never seen any podcast in the entire country pod as hard as we will pod the rest of this season, and you'll never see someone push the rest of the pardschnarst as hard as I will push everybody the rest of this …

Send us a Text Message. We're back. Took a little sabbatical to spread our seed and expand the HAND legions. Our boy's got a bun in the oven and a hot potato on the pod. Our Irish-Catholic family just got a little bigger and you can thank Mel for setting such a wholesome example for the boys. Anyways, here's an abstract: Roofers are always white gu…

Send us a Text Message. No one make any jokes about it being episode 14 and Mel Gibson. We won't stand for any goofs like that. Anyhow, sorry it's late. We were busy spending time with our families as a form of protest against a tyrannical government. Haven't felt this patriotic since 9/11By Trapped in the Triangle Productions

Send us a Text Message. we had a saying in the army. swear we did. it went something like, "this episode was good you damn jewish american princess. tell your friends in tokyo we said 'hello'". never figured out what the saying meant but, I definitely said it. anyways this episode was sponsored by osama bin laden.…

Send us a Text Message. Dr. Jordan Peterson, author and icon, stops in to discuss: Women Art Why women are bad at art *Have a Nice Day does not endorse any of the opinions expressed by Dr. Peterson*By Trapped in the Triangle Productions

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Send us a Text Message. We're back. sorry for the layoff. took a little while to shake off the ring rust but then we started getting it going talking about those freaks still living in the bayou. Also how sick we're hermit crabs? RIP to all my hermit crabs i accidentally killedBy Trapped in the Triangle Productions

Send us a Text Message. We chitchat about the political landscape that surrounds 3228. Origin stories about being a fat kid. Breakdown the tape: who's better Mel or Amy. Thanks for listening. Have a nice dayBy Trapped in the Triangle Productions

Send us a Text Message. sorry about the audio this week. We had some issues with the recording equipment and tried some new software. Probably will be back to normal next week. Honestly it's not that bad so just chill out. Also, we went a little hard at A*y Sch*mer, but we're trying to be the change we want to see in the world.…

Send us a Text Message. The pardschnarst is back and better than ever. We took a sabbatical so as not to steal any unique views from the DNC. Just doing our part to be the change we seek to see in the universe. Our local Lebanese couldn't make it for this pard because he's held up at customs after helping his uncle's overthrow the prime minister bu…

Send us a Text Message. The percarst welcomes the return of it's prodigal son and really probably shouldn't have. You could probably skip ahead to like 35 minute mark. Yinz will miss a couple bangers but the meat is really towards the end. If yinz haven't watched love on the spectrum, re-prioritize. Also, I have audio of me interviewing some guy fr…

Send us a Text Message. Kept it one hunnit during this pardschnarst. The Faceman wasn't here again because hezbollah needed his services. He'll be back next week if Allah wills it. I want to tell yinz to review the perdcarst but that shits gey so nvmd. I'm sure yinz will do what yinz do and the wind will guide you in all your wanderings. Hot Girl #…

Send us a Text Message. The boys are back in town, the boys are back, the boys are back. All three queens on the pardshnarst today, Alhamdulillah. Paid to have the audio done so please text me and tell me how crisp and juicy it sounds or I will personally reach out and ask you why you didn't.By Trapped in the Triangle Productions

Send us a Text Message. Jake and I did a solo cast because the faceman got deported beck to Lebanon. Lotta yinz have been chirping about the audio so we got that fixed nice and pretty. now yinz got to find something new to complain about. Anyhow, new logo too looking real clean. I guess you could say it's all coming together for the boys and the ca…

Send us a Text Message. We changed the name of the podcast in honor of Mrs. Butterworth. Flower arrangements should be addressed to Mr. Butterworth at the Cream of Wheat Funeral Home. Shout to creepy tomBy Trapped in the Triangle Productions

Send us a Text Message. Receiving a lot of push back on the whole "Chinese people are short" riff. Thanks to everyone who has sent the wikipedia page showing the average height of chinese males as 6'0". We would like to retract our statement in light of this very trustworthy and official survey by the very reasonable and honest Chinese government…