Best Two Idiots Talking Sports Podcasts (2024)

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Skol Season begins 56:06

4h ago56:06

56:06

Loons, Twins, Vikes, variety - dentist, MRIs, DNC speeches, changing musical tastes, Legos, Turbo Tims, TV, Movie, book recommendations Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Tony Khan Talks AEW ALL IN, Britt Baker's Suspension and Okada Using Foul Language 40:46

2d ago40:46

40:46

This is Rasslin' and Tony Khan has returned to usher in our new era! Yes, Brandon is back once again to take the professional wrestling world by storm. During this interview, Brandon asked Tony Khan about AEW ALL IN and ALL OUT. We also addressed Jack Perry and Britt Baker, the AEW locker room, potential TV deals(?) and much more!0:00 - intro1:44 -…

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Ep30 - Ditch Digger Dave 1:04:33

7h ago1:04:33

1:04:33

Send us a Text Message. Dave digs a drainage ditch, Pern has a father and son moment with his teenager, Tons of License Plates, Disney D23 Announcements, Big Brother and what's become one of our new favorite topics... cereal! If you are interested in Ice Plunges, use the link below to receive a $10 coupon on any purchase! https://www.podcompany.com…

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Fair Time 33:33

3h ago33:33

33:33

Loons, Twins, Olympics, Vikes, State Fair, Stocks, movies & TV reccs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Ep29 - Ice... Plunge... Is... COLD!!! 58:00

1d ago58:00

58:00

Send us a Text Message. Pern gets his Ice Pod and starts "Ice Plunging" immediately after his first hockey game in 2 years. Guess what Dave did... again??? I'll give you one guess! Haha! Un-useful Products, Taste Test!! and our favorite topic.. TV & Movies. If you are interested in Ice Plunges, use the link below to receive a $10 coupon on any purc…

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Ep28 - Don't Fence Me In! 1:08:02

12d ago1:08:02

1:08:02

Send us a Text Message. It's a big Fence theme this week. I know, riveting! Ohhh, Dave get's hurt again. That's always fun! Also this week, a new "2 Real & 1 Fake", more license plates, tons of TV & Movies, Big Brother, San Diego Comic Con (No, we didn't go. Maybe next year!), and the Olympics! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're …

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Try-Outs Season 54:23

18d ago54:23

54:23

Loons, Olympic mens and women's soccer and basketball and other teams, Canada cheating controversy; Variety - Dance try-outs, try outs as a kid, Braces, collections, politics Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Ep27 - I Scream, You Scream... 1:18:46

17d ago1:18:46

1:18:46

Send us a Text Message. Pern goes to two cars shows, Dave investigates the mystery of the half eaten Burrito and We finally have a guest!!! Long time listener and first time caller, Chase, stops by to give us a review of the Star Wars Burlesque show "The Empire Strips Back." I'm definitely checking the Explicit Content box on this episode. ;) We do…

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Thundercats Never Retreat! 37:02

25d ago37:02

37:02

Loons, Twins, Men's and Women's national soccer teams in the Olympics, Bowling, Politics, fav cartoons as a kid, Movie recommendations Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Ep26 - Does Anyone Stay For The Credits? 59:24

24d ago59:24

59:24

Send us a Text Message. Dave is finally not sick or injured, Work drives Pern crazy, Celebs are dropping like flies, a new Taste Test (Cereal Straws?) and all the other normal nonsense that you've come to know and love! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just t…

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Part 2: Assassinations, Something’s Fishy, Secret Service Performance, Race War Coming? Some Crazy Jokes… 37:14

26d ago37:14

37:14

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to Mad As Hell Headlines! We are two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or 2 or 3) in a world of headlines that piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we already drank, what the current headlines are and whether we actu…

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Chi-Town Trains to the Olympics 58:21

28d ago58:21

58:21

Twins, Aurora, Loons, USMNT, Olympics, sports injuries, traveling by train to Chicago, Movie TV, book recommendations Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Follow-Up Thoughts On Abortions & Politicians, The Constitution And Part 1: Assassinations 36:22

28d ago36:22

36:22

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to Mad As Hell Headlines! We are two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or 2 or 3) in a world of headlines that piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we already drank, what the current headlines are and whether we actu…

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Ep25 - The Silver Anniversary 1:05:11

1M ago1:05:11

1:05:11

Send us a Text Message. Wow! We made it to 25 Episodes! Well, Dave almost didn't. He was sick all week and we were close to making this a Outtake & Blooper Reel episode. Dave DID make it over by the end of the week and we got a NEW episode with all the usual nonsense. Happy 25th Episode! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong a…

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Drinking, A.I. Tips, A.S.S. Laws, Don & Joe, Really? Maryland News, Pointless Headline + More! 34:06

1M ago34:06

34:06

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to Mad As Hell Headlines! We are two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or 2 or 3) in a world of headlines that piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we already drank, what the current headlines are and whether we actu…

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Ep24 - Peanut Butter Jelly Time! 1:11:54

2M ago1:11:54

1:11:54

Send us a Text Message. Dave get's hurt again, it's been awhile. Pern goes to Costco with the kids, The great PB&J discussion, Pern's Hot Take, 2 Real 1 Fake (Sports edition) & Congratulations to the Florida Panthers for winning the Stanley Cup! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh,…

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#194: Sleeper Freak 1:39:51

2M ago1:39:51

1:39:51

"Spiritual divorce." Lord Stanley has chosen his babies of the year, and gosh if your hosts didn't just delight in the adventure to get here. Eva, Rave, and Kelly reflect on the accuracy of our pre-finals tarot reading, celebrate the satisfying plot developments in the narratives of Mssrs. Tkachuck and McDavid, crown their own playoffs Super Freak,…

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Don vs. Joe, Debate BS, Roe vs. Wade, The Media, 2-Party System Outdated, Crazy Laws 37:43

2M ago37:43

37:43

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to Mad As Hell Headlines! We are two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or 2 or 3) in a world of headlines that piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we already drank, what the current headlines are and whether we actu…

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Ep23 - Summertime... And The Livin' Is Easy 1:08:52

2M ago1:08:52

1:08:52

Send us a Text Message. What does the Summer bring? (besides hot weather) Blockbuster Movies, Trash TV, Cars Crashing in Lakes, Drives into the City, New Mtn Dew Flavors (Taste Test!), News of the Weird and the End of the NHL Season. :( We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't ju…

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Lotsa Socca 1:03:04

2M ago1:03:04

1:03:04

Loons, USMNT, Aurora, Rain, Telemarketers, kids sports, Movie and TV and book and podcast recommendations Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Crazy Laws, Democracy's Collapse, Wow FJB, Trump In Cali, Go Hunter, A.I. Out Of Control 34:36

2M ago34:36

34:36

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to Mad As Hell Headlines! We are two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or 2 or 3) in a world of headlines that piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we already drank, what the current headlines are and whether we actu…

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Ep22 - Who Wants Some COOKIE PUSS?!?!? 1:03:28

2M ago1:03:28

1:03:28

Send us a Text Message. Pern's wife left him.. to go see Taylor Swift in the UK. Dave hates shoe stores. Is there really any hope for a Smokey & The Bandit 4? What do you get when you can't keep your Cookie Puss cold?? 2 Real, 1 Fake (cartoon edition) and Celebrity Dead? or Alive? We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about so…

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Stormy Season 31:09

2M ago31:09

31:09

Soccer, Twins, Storms, fishing, fruit prices, facials Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hair Salon Law, Military Pay vs. Politician Pay, NY Democrat Wannabe Whoops, NJ Slot Machine Issue, Fort Myers Butcher + More Crazy Shit 30:20

2M ago30:20

30:20

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to Mad As Hell Headlines! We are two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or 2 or 3) in a world of headlines that piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we already drank, what the current headlines are and whether we actu…

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Ep21 - I've Got A Blank Space Cake Baby! 1:07:07

2M ago1:07:07

1:07:07

Send us a Text Message. Pern's daughter makes a Blank Space Cake, Dave finds classic songs disturbing, New License Plate sightings, Another taste test (Star Wars Oreos!!) & Pickleball on The Ocho - ESPN 8. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that…

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Corrupt Politicians, Issues In Hollywood, Drag "Story Time", Stormy, The Timepiece Gentleman, Gravy Wrestling + More Crazy Shit! 34:18

2M ago34:18

34:18

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to Mad As Hell Headlines! We are two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or 2 or 3) in a world of headlines that piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we already drank, what the current headlines are and whether we actu…

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Don't Wash Your Feet 54:25

2M ago54:25

54:25

Loons update, Twins, Aurora, USWNT, dog walk situation gone bad, alternative medicines, washing your feet, Zeller movie reccs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Strange Laws, Hunter Biden, Agenda-Driven News, Reparations, Name Pronunciation Issues, Homeless Baseball Team, Porn Sponsorship, Stupid People 29:40

2M ago29:40

29:40

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to Mad As Hell Headlines! We are two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or 2 or 3) in a world of headlines that piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we already drank, what the current headlines are and whether we actu…

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Ep20 - Stranger Things are afoot at the Circle K 1:06:45

2M ago1:06:45

1:06:45

Send us a Text Message. Dave is full of "Weather" related conspiracy theories this week, tons of TV & Movie news, a very COLD Taste Test (It's Ice Cream!), stupid product releases and a sprinkle of sports. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that…

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#193: Connor McMeltdown 59:23

3M ago59:23

59:23

"Not on OUR part of the internet." Rave, Eva, and Kelly did not necessarily predict this Stanley Cup finals matchup, but one must admit there is something satisfyingly YCDT-coded about its hashtag narratives. Join us as we check in on DILF softball in DC, eulogize our fallen Stars/Rangers, and ask the tarot cards what to expect in the final round. …

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Harrison Butker, Women’s 3on3 B-Ball, Biden Quotes & Thoughts, The 2-Party System, Motley Crue, Sammy Hagar, Wally the Gator, Dumb Criminals 32:38

3M ago32:38

32:38

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to Mad As Hell Headlines! Two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or 2 or 3) in a world of headlines that piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we already drank, what the current headlines are and whether we actually gi…

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DTrain & The Dude's first episode talking about crazy-ass news and headlines! 32:00

3M ago32:00

32:00

DTrain & The Dude welcome you to the first episode of Mad As Hell Headlines! Two idiots talkin' common sense over an adult beverage (or two or three) in a world of headlines that either piss us off or make us scratch our heads in confusion. Episodes may vary based on our mood, what we are drinking, how much we have already drank, what the current h…

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Ep19 - Fifteen miles to the ...Dynamite SHACK! 1:05:18

3M ago1:05:18

1:05:18

Send us a Text Message. We wanted to call this Episode "No Country for Old Men 2: A Pilgrims Life for Me" but that was way too long. Haha! This week... Pern has no running water and a 100 year old tree falls on his driveway, Dave's wife's horse almost dies, Apple Music's 100 Best Albums, Disney World Funerals, Board Games and Toilet Chili. We don't…

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We're Baaaack Sitzpinklers 54:15

2M ago54:15

54:15

Loons, Twins, T-wolves, other sports. Summer camps, sitzpinklers, movie / tv reccs, new mn license plates, Grady hunting story and more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Ep18 - Pistol Packin' Goose 1:06:23

3M ago1:06:23

1:06:23

Send us a Text Message. Cyber Truck in the Wild, Don't mess with our local Goose, Birthdays, The greatest Call of Duty Ever!?!? 2 Fake and 1 Real (Pern Version) and what do they say about Koi-Fish names? They start to stink after three episodes. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh,…

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Quick Check in 13:06

3M ago13:06

13:06

Mental Health Awareness Month Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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#192: Scoot Suit 1:12:13

3M ago1:12:13

1:12:13

"Make my doodle look butch." Kelly, Rave, and Eva are back with Round 2 thoughts as the playoffs continue to dazzle and delight, and, in the case of one team in particular, cause Kelly great mental anguish. Press play for the league's most compelling gay fox-dog, community reffing, NateMac's hostile takeover of Sidney Crosby's summer house, and the…

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Ep17 - The One With The (Killer) Clown 1:01:24

3M ago1:01:24

1:01:24

Send us a Text Message. Weird Foods, The Bear, Killer Clowns, More Koi Fish Names, The Greenhouse is Complete... you'd think we are the outdoorsy type. NOPE! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come …

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Ep16 - Koi-anu Reeves 58:14

3M ago58:14

58:14

Send us a Text Message. Pern & Dave discuss weird Dreams, Dave reveals the names of his Koi Fish, Pern does his bad Sean Connery impersonation and Mechanics chime in with what cars no one should buy. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have …

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#191: The Gunk 1:21:40

4M ago1:21:40

1:21:40

"A pious suitor for my eldest daughter." This is an episode filled with evil laughter, but to be fair to Eva, Kelly, and Rave, there are quite a lot of things worth laughing evilly about as the playoffs move into the second round. Points of interest include Kuzy's perpetual-motion hate machine, the battle of the Florida Mans, and the phrase "Sean C…

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Ep15 - Just a Couple of Muppets 55:58

4M ago55:58

55:58

Send us a Text Message. Pern & Dave discuss rebranding the show, HVAC, Car sightings, Fallout or Walking Dead, NHL traditions and the playoffs are getting exciting! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So…

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#190: Takes Two To Scam-Tango 1:00:19

4M ago1:00:19

1:00:19

"The pathos is upped." Check in on the playoffs' first round with Kelly, Eva, and Rave! Lots to contend with so far, including Kuzy gaslighting the Canes with a veneer of respectability, Caps messiness (fond), Canucks messiness (anxious), and sweet Mitchell Marner's exquisite suffering. This episode was recorded on April 27, 2024. Support the pod: …

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Ep14 - It's Not Just A Pillow 50:38

4M ago50:38

50:38

Send us a Text Message. We'll have you in and out Kwik this week. Our shortest episode yet! Dave reviews two year old products, Pern celebrates Christmas in April and looks forward to dreaming about Halloween. Plus much much more! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. W…

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Ep13 - Cherry!!! 1:02:37

4M ago1:02:37

1:02:37

Send us a Text Message. At least take me out to dinner and a movie first! Pern has a colonoscopy. Dave has issues filing his taxes, Hockey news, Movies (2 Real, 1 Fake Quiz), & more Personalized license plates. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots…

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Bonus #32: Playoffs Bracketeering [TEASER] 38:52

4M ago38:52

38:52

It's the return of a YCDT tradition: Rave, Eva, and Kelly assess the Stanley Cup Playoffs round one matchups to determine the non-hockey games these teams should actually be playing based on their shared auras, histories, and hopes. To hear the rest of this bonus segment, support us on Patreon!By Never Not Media

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#189: Goalie Existentialism 1:15:08

4M ago1:15:08

1:15:08

"Wienerpeg our way to the top." The Caps are teetering on the precipice of doing something SO hilarious. You may listen to this episode after their fate has been sealed - if so, please enjoy this snapshot of Eva, Rave, and Kelly's mental and emotional state in the before times. Also on the ol' outline this week: uncrunchable Nicke, calm collected C…

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Ep12 - You'll Burn Your Eye Out Kid! 57:52

5M ago57:52

57:52

Send us a Text Message. Dave gets "blessed" for passing gas and takes a road trip to see the Solar Eclipse. Pern watches some crapy horror movies... and a good miniseries. R2-D2 is caught in a naughty situation, a legend retires and the NHL playoff race is getting tight. We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, o…

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Ep11 - Little Octopus Hot Dogs 1:03:56

5M ago1:03:56

1:03:56

Send us a Text Message. Dave gets his wife drunk at dinner, Pern loves spending hours on the phone "on hold", Time for another taste test, and we have a special guest! That we had to edit out because she was constantly interrupting (It's my dog). ;) We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a la…

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Ep10 - A Penny For Your... Door Dash?? 1:00:22

5M ago1:00:22

1:00:22

Send us a Text Message. This week on our show... It may NOT get a little sticky, Cars, Fake Movies, AI Girlfriends, and DoorBuster Deals! We don't claim to be experts on... anything. If we're wrong about something, oh well! Just have a laugh, don't judge. We're just two idiots that have been best friends for 30+ years. So, come along for the ride a…

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6. Are The New Orleans Pelicans The Biggest Threat To The Denver Nuggets? - Jake Paul VS Mike Tyson Rigged?? Are The Golden State Warriors & LA Lakers Missing The NBA Playoffs? Are The Pittsburgh Steelers ... 1:36:39

5M ago1:36:39

1:36:39

In this episode we discuss a large variety of topics, kicking it all off with debating whether or not Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson is going to be rigged. We also talk about how Zion Williamson and the New Orleans Pelicans are on a tear, and debate whether or not they will be a true threat in the NBA playoffs. We then discuss whether or not the Golde…

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