Courtney & Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them weekly to discuss the latest shows and gossip with "Two Judgey Girls".
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TJG: Ep197: RHOD // RHOA // RHOC // RHOSLC // Southern Charm // Below Deck & More!
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Only 13 days into the new year and boy do we have a lot to discuss! How awkward was the CHill engagement party? You know they were looking for Joe Biden to pop out at some point. The Riley montage going to college had us in tears. RHOC wrapped up with an uncomfortable beach party and having everyone confront each other in one sitting. Will there be…
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TJG: Ep196: RHOD // RHOA // RHOC // RHOSLC & More!
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We were happy to welcome back the Real Housewives of Dallas and truly think that Kam could carry her own show. Dr. Tiffany Moon is quite the addition; D'Andra calls her the smarter less chunky sister. Brandi confronts her video head on and the women come together to show each others gobblers at Stephanie's pool party. We celebrate Porsha without Ke…
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BONUS: TJG: Ep195: A Hilaria Baldwin Breakdown
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New year, same us! We just couldn't get enough of the Hilaria Baldwin story over the holidays that we had to report on it ourselves. We put together an extensive timeline outlining all things Hillary! Plus, we have some ideas for next moves for her. (Perhaps Dancing with the Stars with a Boston accent?) Come judge with us! You can find us on social…
While we enjoy our holidays (and we hope you are too!), we are giving you a sneak peek into what we will be recapping over on Patreon: Bethenny Ever After! We are so excited to take this journey with you of Bethenny Ever After (?). Since we made the mishap of watching Season 2, thinking Season 1 was out in the ether, we recapped both of the first e…
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BONUS: TJG: Ep193: RHOBH S1E13: The Finale
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TJG is taking a break for the holidays, but don't worry, we still are thinking of you all and did a bonus recap of the Season 1finale of RHOBH. This one is dark, y'all. The limo scene is 10 minutes straight of bone-chilling film. The infamous "YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE" is spoken. We see the breakdown of relationships here: Camille and Kelsey, Kim…
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TJG: Ep192: RHOA // RHOP // RHOSLC // RHOC // Southern Charm // Below Deck & More
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The Potomac girls brought the receipts to the reunion and Monique exposes Pastor Holy Whore and Gizelle's relationship or lack there of. In Orange County, we force four of the women to go to Lake Arrowhead together while Emily and Shannon stick back home with covid. In Atlanta, we surmise that Drew came on the show to get a divorce and get all the …
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TJG: Ep191: RHOP // RHOA // RHOSLC // RHOC // Southern Charm & More!
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And just like that, there was no more Jax!tWhat is the fate of VPR now that the #1 guy in the group is gone? In Potomac, should Michael Darby be holding a champagne glass (well his would be a Corona) but man, he was stirring the pot this week! What does he know about Juan? Would Ashley know if she had a d*ck? In Salt Lake City, Mary calls Jen a hoo…
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TJG: Ep190: RHOSLC // RHOP // RHOC & More!
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We have so much to talk about! Iis Erika faking her divorce and embezzling money? How many RHOBH women have covid? Plus, we have our first ever openly gay housewife, congrats Braunwyn! Was Karen trying to set up Monique and Candiace at her wig party? Did Ray get a BBHJ? What does Juan say when he is drinking? In Orange County, the women are on to E…
Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! The Bravo Gods descended upon us to gift us with the newest episode of RHOSLC a week early! (You can find it on the Bravo app or your On Demand). We get see a bit more of Mary's life and have we turned a page and now she's one of our favorites? Maybe... We enjoyed watching Whitney and her dad and Meredith check out Mary'…
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TJG: Ep188: RHOSLC // Southern Charm // RHOP // RHOC // Below Deck & More!
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We are loving hitting the slopes in Salt Lake City! The women really bring it: we have swingers, separations, fights over smells and double thumbs up! Is Lisa the mean girl or will Jen turn into the villain? In Portugal, the Potomac girls toboggan and Ashley shares that she is writing a character witness for Monique documenting the butter knife inc…
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TJG: Ep187: RHOSLC // RHOP // RHOC // Southern Charm // Below Deck & More!
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We thought in Covid we would have less reality tv but boy were we wrong...Southern Charm is bringing it! Does Madison just want to hate f*ck Shep? Is John Pringle hot? Is Shep turning the corner this season? On Below Deck, we continue to watch the guests work the crew hard and Courtney is clearly loving Eddie being back on camera. Orange County was…
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TJG: Ep186: RHOP // RHOC // Below Deck // Southern Charm & More!
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Hot off the press! Erika Jayne files for divorce from Mr. Girardi and we discuss all the possibilities of what happened because there is no prenup. In Potomac, Gizelle is stirring the pot between Karen and Wendy. Is this because she is trying to take off the heat from her and Jamal? Wendy lets us know, again, that she has four degrees but Karen say…
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TJG: Ep185: RHOP // RHOC // The Bachelorette & More!
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This week we dive into Wine with Wendy and Not For Lazy Moms live podcast. Karen won't be pushed into taking one side even if Candiace is having panic attacks from being attacked, Gizelle sees diamonds in her future after shopping for Robyn's engagement ring, and Robyn is hiding from the IRS in red curly wigs. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues o…
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TJG:Ep184: RHOP // RHOC // The Bachelorette & More!
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RHOC is actually entertaining us: a true 2020 miracle. Braunwyn continues her sobriety journey and her own mother outs her "problem" to Tammy Sue which then dominos Braunwyn into telling Shannon. Shannon just thought she was having baby #8. Gina and Emily, dos idiotas, suck down some tequila shots and think this is a good time to confront Braunwyn …
We head a whole two hours outside of Potomac to Surry, Virginia to visit the Grand Dame's home town! Karen is the Beyoncé of Surry and waving her hand and kissing babies in the Homecoming parade. Robyn aka Tatiana seduces Juan aka Dylan to distract him from the $90,000 she owes to the IRS. Monique speaks to her pastor and realizes that she needs to…
We come to you slightly early with a recap of the best show on Bravo right now--Real Housewives of Potomac. If you're not watching, are you even really living? This episode was a full deep dive into the fight between Monique and Candiace at Karen's house. That's right. We basically had one location and yet the TV was still riveting. Everyone was ri…
Wow, Bethenny, wow! Potomac was fire this week! Monique vs Candiace and the hair pull heard around the world: whose side are you on? Then we had Michael and Ashley writing post-nuptial agreements if he can't be disciplined. Also, Gizelle telling her father she is back with Jamal and him with the hot mic letting us know that he has 6 or 7 baby mamas…
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TJG: Ep180: RHOBH // RHOP // RHONY // Below Deck & More!
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We are back! Did you miss us? We have so much to talk about! We breakdown the VPR baby news, the firing of Teddi and Nene, single Malia and Sandy trying to "out her", the Southern Charm trailer, new Below Deck, and much more! Potomac was fire this week! Ashley is cool as a cucumber confronting Michael, they break the 4th wall, tell the women they h…
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BONUS: TJG: Ep179: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 1 Episode 2
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Mary and Courtney took this week off for a much-needed vacation. We didn't want to leave you hanging though, so we are sharing out our Patreon recap of the second episode of Season 1 of RHOBH. (Our first episode recap of this can be found on Ep166.) We hope you enjoy and we will see you next week! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojud…
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TJG: Ep178: RHOBH // RHONY // RHOP & More!
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Lots of BRAVO news this week: Denise f*cking Richards is gone, RHOSLC trailer dropped, and Ashley Darby conveniently announces a second baby on the way as more allegations of her husband's cheating ways air. The women of Potomac entertain us with a pancake competition and beauty pageant: Lady of the Lake. We also find out Michael went to the strip …
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TJG: Ep177: RHONY // RHOBH // RHOP & More!
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We have a new Labor Day weekend song: Viva La Diva! We enjoyed watching the RHONY finale and feel like they wrapped up the season on a positive note...until the last 5 minutes! Don't mention her name! She almost ruined our show! She breached her contract! Dorinda sure did go out with a bang. The Beverly Hills Zoom reunion was a little lackluster. D…
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TJG: Ep176: RHOP // RHOBH // RHONY & More!
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We are still processing one of the greatest losses in Housewives history: Dorinda Medley's firing. We are shocked, devastated, and mourning this modern day legend and Blue Stone Manor never being on our screens again. It was hard to watch her 55th birthday at a Russian restaurant with caviar, speeches, and Lu's singing; things will never be the sam…
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TJG: Ep175: Below Deck // RHOP // RHOBH // RHONY & more!
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We say farewell to Hannah on Below Deck and wonder if this will be Sandy's last season as well. We are also enjoying Malia's boyfriend having mental breakdowns over making cake. In Potomac, Candiace is in the hot seat and feels ganged up by the girls (again). Jamal buys his daughters a restaurant for their mom's birthday and T'Challa is still worki…
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TJG: Ep174: Below Deck // RHOP // RHOBH // RHONY & More!
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There is A LOT happening in the Bravo world right now. Will Hannah get fired? Did Malia do the right thing? Should Hannah have just let Bugsy room with her? In Potomac, Gizelle fills us in on the rumor that Monique has been seen around town with her trainer. Ashley gets a Coming Out of her Home Party where it turns into an Attack Candiace Party. In…
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TJG: Ep173: RHOP // RHOBH // Below Deck & More!
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We come to you early this week with the RHOP premiere and RHOBH in Roma. The ladies of Potomac are bringing it! Will Karen and Ray last? What is the rumor about Monique? Is Candiace going to have a baby? Will Robyn marry Juan? Will Gizelle and Jamal make it the second time around? Plus meet the new housewife Wendy! In Rome, we pretend like nothing …