One born in Trinidad, the other in Canada.... Trapped their homes during the NYC Covid-19 outbreak of 2020, our two heroes did what everyone else did: they said, unto themselves, and unto each other: ”We’re cool and funny and unique. We should start a podcast.” And they did, and it was good. And nobody cared. Now, years have passed - it’s 2025 - and these two developmentally-disabled individuals continue to connect, divided between New York City and Washington, DC . And still, they’re convin ...
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Davey P Solves Things (or, Humpback Whale Thirst Trap.)
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25:54Our two resident idiots continue to...well, talk a lot about everything, including MIA nuclear experts, vegan humpback whales, Fidel Sanchez (definitely not his real name) and the berry pickers in Florida, how much fun we could all be having with 3D printed water guns, #MapBeefs, and how Davey's 3rd favorite person can...well, **** outta here.…
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You Gotta Nurture The Chicken (or, Is She Serious In That Cowboy Hat?).
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26:36Our two heroes return to discuss the mystery of the drones (it's solved...sort of), the Doomsday Clock continuing to tick (89 seconds to go), Harold and Kumar's trip to Guantanamo Bay (it's baaaaaack) and the plastic you find in everything (mostly in your balls).By twoangryimmigrants
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Who Needs Greenland When You Can Have Shreveport? (Or, "Orcanese.")
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26:54Our heroes kick off 2025 - the last year of all the years - by talking through who's REALLY eating cats, how Kanye has orcas looking stylish, how mass-immigration from the 51st state doesn't seem to be a problem, how old rappers are selling us everything, and how being good-looking absolves you from killing someone...FINALLY, we can start murdering…
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A Nice Day In Siberia (or, December Babies, UNITE!).
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21:24New music, new segments! Our two heroes return after a long and enjoyable birthday week, to elucidate the issues of the day: Syria's rebel takeover, asteroids hitting the Earth at a moment's notice, Oxford University's inability to define what a "word" is, the presence of a man wearing a hoodie at every international incident, and why Mayor Eric Ad…
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The First Tim Hortons On Mars (or, Those Monkeys Are Still At Large).
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26:54Our two heroes return! We talk about the thing that's on everyone's mind: those escaped monkeys in South Carolina. Oh, and that election thing that just happened, too.By twoangryimmigrants
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One Angry Immigrant (or, Parasite In Your Head).
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10:53Davey flies solo (yikes!) while Moon runs from the law (DOUBLE yikes!) and does a quick dish on women taking the rap, worms eating the brains of would-be leaders, and his vicious internal monologue (yet another yikes!).By twoangryimmigrants
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Our two heroes return to test out new segments, while taking note of the ticking of the doomsday clock, the en-white-lement of the free speech debate, and the all-new Joe Biden moon boots (coming to a SneakerCon near you).By twoangryimmigrants
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Our two heroes say a quick goodbye to 2023 with a run-down of some of the year's notables...and maybe a bit of T-Swift gossip.By twoangryimmigrants
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Our two heroes explain their recent absence, but ask our dear listeners to look to the future.... We'll be back before y'all can say "y'all are old."By twoangryimmigrants
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Our two heroes discuss suicide prevention travel agencies, crash test dummy virtue signaling, surgin' at the border and Chris Rock's ability to take a hit and bounce back, a year later.By twoangryimmigrants
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Year of Da Rat (Or, You Got A Case For That Basket?).
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35:50Our two heroes get serious for a second about mass shootings...then they get boring and uncool about blowin' shit up in the sky, clumsy at the thought of deporting MTG, and bold - you might even call them risk-takers - with their unenlightened interpretation of Stanford University's "Elimination Of Harmful Language Initiative."…
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Monkey Businesses (Or, Two Angry GPTimmigrants.)
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32:00Our two heroes discuss their pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, which batteries the atomic scientists are using in the Doomsday Clock, justifiable reasons to steal monkeys from zoos, how many classified documents Tom Brady has stashed at his house, and how The Egg Man is the new Weed Man.By twoangryimmigrants
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Our two heroes send off 2022 in style, reminiscing on their year's finest moments, lauding the naming of the James Earl Jones Theater, cursing the bomb cyclone, puzzling over Alex Stine's happenstance, boasting about being WAY out in front of Title 42, hating on the eyewear choices of US senators, and priding the people of Trinidad for their unwill…
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Our two heroes are finally across the table from each other! They share Johnnie Walker Blue to celebrate December Babies, tell the abridged story of the Merchant Of Venice, lament the pending employment struggles facing the Merchant Of Death, highlight the proper methods for tipping to avoid being judged, and get in a Twitter war with nobody 'cause…
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Complexion For The Protection (or, BANG! Cat In A Suitcase).
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31:45Our two heroes are thankful for the number 42, stowaway cats in luggage, stowaway marital aids in luggage, the truly rigged election (of a World Cup winner), and biases toward most things.By twoangryimmigrants
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Collective Exhale (Or, Florida Needs An Alibi).
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28:33Our two heroes return to celebrate Veteran's Day, elucidate the Midterm election results, emancipate Chinese lottery winners, and ameliorate Florida's abusive relationship.By twoangryimmigrants
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Old White Man Does Dumb Sh*t (or, Old White Man Explains To Old Black Man That Old White Man Does Dumb Sh*t).
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30:36We're back!! Our two heroes discuss TV shows being the real podcasts, how Casa Migos will receive a public apology from Moon, how cable news networks can save everyone a lot of time, how Liz Truss is a fighter (until she isn't), how the FBI is the new cleaning service for the next season of Hoarders, how the Pentagon is racking up these Air Miles, …
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A repost of our show from June 27, 2021 with our special guest and dear friend Carly Vena, who passed away suddenly last week. It won't be the same without you. https://www.pflegerfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Carly--Anne-Vena?obId=26009383&fbclid=IwAR1Jkt8LgdwPBw60-HpV8XpGnYoEbwzEwj5oGxY63mM1aybfmPbkJZnWAJQ#/obituaryInfo…
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These two mentally underdeveloped men announce the release of their new book "101 Dead Queen Jokes", discuss the proper way to do laundry, their pending Ken Burns documentary, his pending FarmersOnly.com dating profile, and identify the endless myriad issues surrounding modern relationships.By twoangryimmigrants
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Hugh Manatee (or, Put On Your Scuba Gear).
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27:13Our two heroes discuss Labour Day labor, Davey's idea for an animated series about an existentialist sea cow, Grand Theft Auto Life, why laws don't matter when you say they don't matter, and why every disgruntled employee will take everything that isn't tied down when they leave the job.By twoangryimmigrants
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Solar Ejections (or, The Sirens Start Goin’ Off).
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32:31Our two heroes discuss polling, holes to fill, what goes on in Moon's aunt's basement, how Ireland is not known for its chocolate, how immigrants are being hired to dig the trenches between America's political factions, how Afghanistan desperately needs help, how we need to ignore angry old white men, which Britney Spears song is Davey's favorite, …
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There Will Be No TikTok Dances (Or, Calm Down, Spazz).
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28:18We're back! Our two heroes discuss Coronas with lemons, making lanes on New York streets for tourists, breaking world records out of sheer boredom, a one-time Kevin Spacey impression, swapping Brittney Griner for Kyrie, and they issue a Public Service Announcement to keep everyone safe from monkey violence.…
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Baby Come Back (or, Can I Get Some Cookies?)
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33:02These two deviants discuss angry cousins, the amount of moonwalking that still takes place today, R. Kelly's request for Girl Scout Cookies, Dunkin' Donuts and their unfortunate free coffee giveaway (white people only), America's greatest current attribute, China's interaction with aliens, and the raging debate about that one thing that makes every…
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The Math That They Mathin’ Ain’t Mathin’ Right.
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27:23These two emotionally-challenged individuals discuss the final days of Covid restrictions, winning lawsuits again insurance companies over STDs, why things are so expensive, and how the rent is still too damn high.By twoangryimmigrants
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Global Sensation (or, The Single Moms Club).
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31:32These two reckless individuals discuss the day's biggest issues, such as unicycle accidents, 10 million dollar accidents, human carnage accidents, accident prone accidents, delusional reality accidents, media influence accidents, Encyclopedia Brittanica accidents, and Stephen A. Smith censorship accidents.…
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And We Approve This Message (Or, Read The Disclaimer).
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31:39Our two heroes discuss monkeypox as a solution for abortion, Ted Cruz's intense jealousy of Pete Davidson, whether or not it's safe to go outside yet, why flags are signs of a sick mind, and Amazon's $60 milk crate racket.By twoangryimmigrants
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Do The Moonwalk (or, Leave Brittney Alone, Bring Brittney Home).
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33:29Our two heroes dish on the debate about that...uhhh...y'know...thing where women can't...yeah. And then we discuss Elon Musk letting...uhh...you know who...back on Twitter. And then we talk about mass migration to...uhh...y'know...that place. And then we talk about...ummm...that thing...where people get killed by those...things. Y'know...jokes.…
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A Smidge of Empathy (or, The Information Revolution).
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28:27These two motherless sons of b*tches are back! With a lot to catch up on, we discuss: KBJ on the bench, Amazon as the new Company Store, Geneva Convention handbags and why they're so fashionable, and dolphin teenagers doing drugs like the punks of the ocean that they are.By twoangryimmigrants
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Dead Men Don’t Make Any Good Bricks (or, Connectivity Tissue).
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51:13Our "unsound" heroes welcome their first MYSTERY guest, MR. KIGAMI! While obsequiously fawning over our guest, we discuss: - A conveyor of conversation (so deep) - Moringa - The excellence of America's service members - Moringa - NYC's subway violence woes - A bit more about moringa - Moon's 9AM trips to the liquor store, and why this can be his tr…
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Boba Fat. (Or, How I Learned To Love Sunflower Seeds.)
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34:55These two deviants discuss: - not getting nuked yet - Ukraine - how Daisy Fuentes feels about Majorie Taylor Greene - Ukraine - what words mean, and how to use them - Ukraine - How the term is now "Being Spade-ish" - Ukraine - how gas prices actually work - Ukraine - How we should all carry around sunflower seeds to thwart our enemies - and maybe s…
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Our two heroes get lots of math wrong this week as they discuss: - The country that finished just ahead of the U.S. at the Olympics - Shout-out our brothers on the Trinidad & Tobago bobsled team - Raise awareness for Pride Flag theft in New Jersey - Ponder why Elton John's private plane can't handle wind, and - Wonder why people who invent countrie…
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Blacklist (Or, The Least Inspiring Name for an Organization).
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45:46Black History Month/Super Bowl Sunday/Valentine's Day combo episode! This week, our two heroes share a few lesser-known contributors to Black History, debate the pending Super Bowl Champs (turns out - one of them was right), issue a Public Service Announcement for those who flush things down their toilets, discuss the pros and cons of attending a S…
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Our two heroes welcome our very special guest NEFERTARIA! In our post-Groundhog Day episode, we get loose with the English language and 'postulate': The existence of whistlepigs and their unfortunate first names, the pending remake of The Sopranos using groundhogs in bowling shirts, Moon's "Lemon Guy" status, politically-correct smoothies, using th…
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The Biffs Have Left The Building (or, The Washington Mandalorians.)
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32:25This week, our two heroes discuss the prospective Washington Football Team name, the breaking of the World's Records for juggling, all of the ways the Long Island fake vaccine card scammers got it wrong, the UK's updated Covid travel restrictions, the pile of garbage that is "The Book of Boba Fett", and Carnival Light (aka "The Taste Of Carnival").…
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Our two heroes chat between our NEW musical interludes to discuss the week's hot topics: Putin's pending invasion of Yugoslavia, Tucker Carlson's strange attraction to M&Ms, the perfect combination of maple syrup and hot sauce, the reboot of "The Fugitive" using monkeys as actors in Pennsylvania, Shaquille O'Neal's ability to sell literally everyth…
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Catch Me Outside. (Or, Catch Us Outside.)
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35:12New episode, new musical interludes! Our two heroes discuss our friends stealing our best jokes, Moon's Dad jokes, our pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, how genetically modified pigs will both save and enslave us, Fauci's hot mic moment, how billionaires are dead behind the eyes, why Aaron Rogers will never play Aussie Rules Football, our biannual Tw…
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Why Don’t We All Just Collectively Scream? (Or, F*** Off, 2021.)
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37:45For our 2021 Sendoff Show, our two heroes welcome back our very special guest MEGAN BROTMAN! We get out all of our rage toward the past year, as Davey suffers through his 2nd bout of Covid-19, Moon equally feels like trash, and Megan is happy to avoid venturing outdoors to begin with. Otherwise, we discuss the CDC's next guideline update (eucalyptu…
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Holiday Episode! Our two heroes scheme to steal Mariah Carey's gig, debate which day is actually Kwanzaa, discuss the Wars On Everything, write letters to Santa asking "What's a Podcast?", ponder the contents of the mystery flask that Moon found in last year's winter jacket, disparage the middle-seat passengers on airplanes, hate on white people cr…
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We Missed You Like You Need to Miss The New Covid Variant (or, Everything‘s Aliens).
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44:15We're back - after a very necessary hiatus - and it's our BIRTHDAY WEEK! Our two heroes discuss the emergence of the Obi-Wan Kenobi variant, their fondness for Saturday morning cartoons, their Birthday Week plans (spoilers: Moon goes to bed, Davey goes to Scotland), Davey's recent health woes (and his Tight-Five in the Post-Op), Ron DeSantis's home…
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Six Million Dollar Men (or, Holler at us, Apple).
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36:05Our two heroes reminisce on where they were on September 11th, 2001, solve the world's problems understanding vaccinations (with the exception of the heebie-jeebie vaccine), address the irony of Texas's banning both abortions and masks for schools, discuss the benefits and drawbacks to being drunk on airplanes, and perform their new sketch comedy b…
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Our TRINIDAD & TOBAGO INDEPENDENCE DAY SHOW! Our two heroes discuss radicalized endorsement deals, Pete Davidson's levels of hydration, their oboe player listenership, and the ills and merits of social media from all kinds of tangential, somewhat nonsensical angles.By twoangryimmigrants
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Our two heroes dish on their love for Barry Manilow, their concern for what happens to Barry Manilow when he gets rained on, how online vaccine experts have quickly become foreign policy experts, how Moon is giving Hugh Jackman a run for his money with his pending musical "Coconuts In The Moonlight," how life begins at conception...and Pro-Choice i…
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Our two heroes celebrate their 50TH EPISODE!!! They celebrate by cursing their Sound Effects guy for not showing up to work (again), by enjoying a day without constant news coverage of Andrew Cuomo, by dubbing America "The Dr. Phil of Countries," by killin' it with the Dog/Cat analogies, by agreeing that waving to someone four times is annoying, by…
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Our two heroes discuss shameless celebrity endorsements, the Spirit Airlines Variant, Cuomo's hot mess, and why the internet is a scary place...without acknowledging that they're talking about the internet on the internet.By twoangryimmigrants
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WE'RE BACK! Davey fights through a terrible cold (not Covid, promise) and Moon pulls himself away from his TV for up-to-date Olympics coverage to discuss the Russian Federation, Simone Biles and the thirsty media coverage of her mental health, the USA's dominance at sports where their dominance should really just be a foregone conclusion, Dwayne Jo…
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Our two heroes dig deep into the Billionaire Boys "space" travels (it's really not space), how weird their "spaceships" look, how male egos gone wild might actually be good for humanity, how Davey needs to go to Mars and how Moon isn't convinced aliens haven't already visited us and quickly decided we weren't worth the effort.…
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Performance Enhancing Olympics: Let's DO THIS.
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52:01Our two heroes celebrate AMERICA with our FIRST ALL-SPORTS SHOW! They discuss the Tokyo Olympic woes, why Sportscenter needs to chill the f*ck out with the Human Interest stories, the recent changes to NCAA rules, why the Hot Dog Eating Challenge also needs to f*ck off, and why Charles Barkley deserves a ring if the Phoenix Suns prevail in the NBA …
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Jonah's Got Company (Or, We're Coming For You, Reckless Lawyers.)
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44:22Our two heroes welcome our very special guest, Carly Vena! We discuss the Derek Chauvin verdict, Critical Race Theory, why tall buildings are terrifying (our hearts go out to you, Miami), and how whales don't care for the taste of humans.By twoangryimmigrants
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A Promise Is A Comfort To A Fool (or, F*cker's Day.)
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40:14Our two heroes discuss Amish Podcasts, Irish Hot Chocolate, a maskless society, the NYC Mayoral Race and its rampant (Davey can't say that word) recklessness, and Texas and its new no-permit carry law. Moon also advises on why you should never name your child "Jeffrey" and Davey advises us to anticipate the future Hallmark holiday "F*cker's Day."…
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Our two heroes discuss the finer points of French culture, as Davey P checks in from Paris (and Moon from BK). They also touch on 12 year olds in shootouts with cops, free Budweiser for a shot in the arm, and getting locked out of your hotel room in a bathrobe at 3AM.By twoangryimmigrants
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