Send us a Text Message. Our first foray into another county's fairytales. Another animal story, but I find that they are some of the more entertaining legends. Enjoy! Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Send us a Text Message. Another animal tale this week, but today it comes from Cherokee mythology. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

We are joined by one of Tom's old colleagues who whisks Tom down Nostalgia Lane. Next, how would you feel if you lost your arm because you...watched a football game? We finish off the evening by swapping drunk (other) driver stories, kid's spring break, and Daylight Savings Time? Show Links: Chiefs Tickets Nowadays Cost an Arm and a Leg Meme-Access…

Send us a Text Message. An animal story from our favourite dynamic duo. No, not Batman and Robin. The other dynamic duo. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

The Alabama Supreme Court causes these two dads to debate for almost two hours, complete with devils' advocates, the Founding Fathers, and THE BEST bad analogies. Dive into our discussion of IVF and how we feel about a state court inserting itself into the procreative arena. Oh, and also we have another round of good movies for you to watch. Show L…

Send us a Text Message. We have a request episode and it concerns those funny little faces that you can sometimes spot on religious buildings, in the woods, or in the garden. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Send us a Text Message. For the first time, we are venturing forwards into a future that is eerily familiar in some respects, yet it was written down 172 years ago... Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Yup, we went there and actually answered the question. Plus, Tom is a hardcore conservative? Our wives are awesome, and Doug is a sociopath, confirmed by a third party burger eater. Show Links: The Issue that Sparked our Discussion I Think This Is the Two Gentlemen Tom Was Referencing? No Joke, It's Amazing Our brand spankin' new Patreon page is al…

Send us a Text Message. Once again we delve into The Brothers Grimm stories, but who is actually the villain in this tale... Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Bad driving, prop bets, Super Bowl predictions, bad AI robot replacements, and favorite post-apocalyptic movies. See how right (or wrong) we were, complete with new show structuring! Show Links (so many awesome movie summaries for you!): The Useless Web Gambling Problem? 12 Monkeys The Postman Zombieland I Am Legend The Rover The Book of Eli Snowpi…

Send us a Text Message. We venture once more into Norse Mythology and a nice little story about a fishing trip... Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Did you know the star of a current children's show got his start by literally defecating on a friend on camera? True story, and we're dumping all the details. We also cover the roles men can, will, or should take with children not their own. Also, what will our AI robot overlords actually do? Doug says flip burgers while Tom thinks cooler things. F…

Send us a Text Message. We are returning to The Brothers Grimm this week for another weirdly fun short story about a man and his ambitions as a doctor Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Whoo boy did we go places this time. Like, we were probably this close to creating the podcasting singularity. Take a lovely little stroll with us as we discuss suicide pods and how that tech could be used for much better things, personal liberty, The Social Contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, banana truck jokes, and Tom's dark stoner poker acquaint…

Send us a Text Message. Three guesses who this week's episode concerns. Before you listen to the episode read the title aloud. I bet you read it incorrectly. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

We start by establishing that Doug is the stupider one, and Tom revels in his past predictions. But our focus this week is our own personal Dadness and what it means to us, a dad shoutout, and gracing / cursing our listeners with more dad jokes than your doctor recommends. Show Links: Look, Doug and Rachel Green Are the Same Get Some Merch! We have…

Send us a Text Message. We are returning to the land of the most inventive people in the world and into a story that doesn't include a single one of their inventions: Scotland. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Honestly, this is (probably) the only podcast where you can hear Doug's one boring strip club story AFTER discussions about inflation and the tooth fairy. Obviously, we also discuss welfare, Super Mario Bros. and other Chris Pratt movies. Morals of this week: watch out for strippers...*ahem*...dancers...named Raven, don't poop on people's windshiel…

Send us a Text Message. We make our first foray into the works of Hans Christian Anderson and a butterfly who is searching for love, even if his criteria is a tad... outdated. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

We start with accepting the fact that we're nothing like Insane Clown Posse (sorry). But you'll probably get through it by hearing why the Inside Out movie is even better than you think. Also, we've got Doug's completely unsubstantiated theory on Epstein, the Toy Box Killer, Timothy Olyphant, serial killers, and what it takes to be a good man. Show…

Send us a Text Message. We are heading to the Dolomites of Northern Italy for the first time for a tale about a Princess and a nightingale. Or are they the same thing? Support the Show.By Sam Collins

We start by remembering Krista Martin, and then get to hear Tom's Ass-Ankle story, which happened during the REAL Oktoberfest! As if that weren't enough, we also traverse personality types, favorite insults, Doug's own ankle adventure and resulting scooter social trauma, and Robot Chicken. Krista Martin Band Geek Scholarship Show Links: Trailer For…

Send us a Text Message. A diversion from mythology and into history this week. Enter the warrior queen who stood against the might of Rome. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Now you can tell everyone that you listen to a podcast in the top HALF of total episode counts! Don't worry, you can thank us later. ;) Tom brought his grumpy pants, build those relationships you want, Doug's arrest unveiled, and did you know Tom got to meet someone's "head" head woman? Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on …

Send us a Text Message. We return once again to the Grimm Fairy Tales and a story that you may have heard a version of before, but one thing is for sure: this one is not Disney appropriate. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

How Should We Talk to Our Kids about death? Tom and I use the movie Coco, a Mitch Albom book, a South Park episode, Einstein, and the CIA to explain it. Oh and Mother Theresa, Supernatural, and Friends (RIP Matthew Perry) get dragged into the discussion too...but we start with a little shout out to Makers Mark and The Preserve. Show Links: Makers M…

Send us a Text Message. Given that it's Valentine's Day (well, near enough) let's have a look at some of the deities of love from around the world. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Tom discovers Doug eats food like a psychopath, aliens, JFK, TV shows, poker...and we somehow managed to get Reggie Bush's punishment in the same sentence as insider trading. Show Links: Big Game JFK Documents Update They Are (Not?) Among Us Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just wan…

Send us a Text Message. This week we are exploring the origins of one of the most famous mythical beasts the world has ever known: the unicorn. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

We had a lovers' quarrel over human tribalism, mostly. In other news: Hamas sucks, Ambient Takes, Doug had a baby, we both admit to being basic b**ches, and Team America: World Police! Show Links: Tom's Comedy Debut! JFK Documents Update Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to…

Send us a Text Message. We return once more to The Brothers Grimm and another story that involves animals that can talk. (side note: I am unsure why the audio of the story is slightly different on this one) Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Honestly, we went EVERYWHERE. For your listening pleasure, to name a few: Maui wildfire conspiracies, Chalupa Batman, Winnie the Poo slasher and Disney porn (bet you never thought you'd read that anywhere), paradoxes, Doug triggers himself about aliens and also doesn't know ANYTHING about Joe Mixon....and Tom is a comedian now? Show Links: Tom's Co…

Send us a Text Message. We have a new country this week, one that it is remarkable we haven't visited before. A land of dragons, drizzle, sheep, and unapologetically long words: Wales. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

It's not glamorous, we just kept talking. It's the au-natural conclusion of the previous episode. The point is, you have an allocated position in life and you can make the most of it because you are worth it, and the higher powers know what you're worth. Show Links: Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite Get Some Merch! We …

The New Mexico governor just opened a can of worms - and in response we opened a can of something else. No, not whoop-ass, just complaining that somehow ended up in socio-economics and moral ethics? Show Links: Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have…

Send us a Text Message. For this week's episode we are journeying back into The Brother's Grimm for a bit of a weird one involving a bird, a mouse, and a sausage... Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Did you know your (comedic gold) dad jokes actually prepare your kids for handling life events? Also, speaking of handling, we talk about sex scenes in movies and what we think of them. Take a load off and join us on a fun ride this episode! Show Links: Dad Jokes Make Your Kids Stronger! It Was a Tweet That Prompted Sex Scenes Talk Get Some Merch! …

Send us a Text Message. Welcome to 2024! My apologies for lack of episode last week: I was taken out by a cough that rather rudely ran off with my voice. Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled programming and for this forst episode of the year we are heading to China and some talking animals. Support the Show.…

Welcome back to Two Dads Talking! Let's just say there's too much to summarize here, but we go from Bob Barker to elephants to Marvel villains and end up, somehow, in NFL economics and linguistics. Strap in, because we're just getting started! Show Links: Elephants Paying Homage (Barney's Dad) Bob Barker Passes Away What if MCU Villains Fought Than…

We are officially Two (2) Dads Talking! A rare giraffe, escaped bears, groceries, and plant DNA are on the menu today. Also, Tom trolls Doug again, this time with the G.O.A.T. Show Links: This Giraffe Is Spotless, Bro Old Plant DNA From Bricks Because Why Not? Dad Shamed for Groceries Cocaine Bear's Cousin Loose In An Airplane! Get Some Merch! We h…

Our first topic discussion! We take a deeper dive into one story and discuss the impacts on family. A Texas man avoids arrest by barricading himself with friends and family. What would you do? Show Links: Texas Armed Standoff Ends After 15 Years Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just…

Ahead of 45% of podcasts! Yay? We promise we're not actually focusing on mental health in this episode, it just sort of...happened...with these articles. But hey, a lady burped a new world-record burp! Show Links: Hey Kids, Come Pet the Human Dog! The Burp Heard 'Round the World The Depressing One About the Dad, Son, and State Worker The Other Depr…

Round 2, we are now ahead of 12%-ish of podcasts just by doing a second one! In this episode we discuss the consequences of running from the cops, people in bear suits, whether your kids should wait a year for kindergarten, and the dangers of only eating fruit...AND we maybe probably upset Ghandi's ghost. Show Links: Man Tased and Hit By Car Totall…

Welcome to the pilot episode! You know all those dad support groups? Yeah, we don't see many either. Join us on an adventure of current-ish events as we tie them into our parenting thoughts, woes, wins, and stumbles. Also, we have dad jokes. We start by discussing why Dads are key to heart health, rescuing infants, and octopus nightmares. Please ma…

Send us a Text Message. Don't get in the way of Gretel and her chickens... The first tale from a very famous book of fairytales written by a pair of brothers. Hmmm, I wonder what book that could be... Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Send us a Text Message. Short and sweet, but there's an important message in there somewhere. A tale as old as Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome.about some birds. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Send us a Text Message. We have a request from Lucas! The first of a few episodes (probably) on a who's who in the Norse Pantheon. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Send us a Text Message. A short digression from our regularly scheduled programming so please allow me this little self indulgence to tell you about my new venture: Tales from the Trunk! Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Send us a Text Message. Our first foray into history and a battle that changed English history. Support the Show.By Sam Collins

Send us a Text Message. The first of the shorter weekly episodes and we are exploring the role of wolves in mythology. If you have an episode suggestion then drop me a message! Support the Show.By Sam Collins