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Warped: The Unnecessary Star Trek Podcast

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On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes. We will graciously count down the start of each episode. This way, you can watch along with us at home on your TV or other streaming device. Never before has it been so easy to faithfully simulate real world time-wasting with your friends while enjoyin ...
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This week we got guest star Ronny Cox...RONNY COX!!!!!!!! We also get a nice cliff hanger and for once it's Jen-Luc that's in trouble. Join as we have made it to one of the best episodes ever, or at least the episode that leads into one of the best episodes. Next episode will be the more exciting, this episode is lot of table setting...ALOT of tabl…
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On this weeks episode we learn once again that it is a terrible idea to keep an, essentially, all powerful Artificial Intelligence on board a spaceship. Well most people think this, not Shawn, we all know he's on board with A.I. taking over. well until out benevolent robot overlords take over enjoy this weeks Warped. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/…
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If you ever wondered, "For a show with so many aliens why aren't the crew of the Enterprise probed more?" Look no further than this week's episode. You get all the probin' fun you can handle. Aside from that Shawn brings a new game to the crew and we belatedly celebrate 250 episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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On this weeks Warped, we welcome back an old favorite(I won't spoil it but he's everyone's favorite alcoholic, sex worker killer from TOS). On the agenda this week is how quick do people get tired of old people, The great career of Martin Short and we play another round of everyone's new favorite game. Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f…
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Hipsters Unite! Fancy Feast for some! McDonald's for others! My friends, set down your hatchets. We rise together to watch the best brain-related episode of Star Trek from Season 2. And it's not even IN season 2. Amazing! No need to get posh, though... kitty wants Taco Bell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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On today's Warped, our favorite weirdo is back, IT'S LT BARCLAY TIME!!!!!!! The crew is jazzed because they finally see themselves on the screen. In this episode Barclay hates the transporter and the crew....agrees f... that s...! Anyways as we wade thru the awkwardness that is the Lt drinking water, we discuss men's reluctancy to go to the doctor …
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If black widow spiders feed on the remnants of your Three Cheese Pizza Stuffed Buttery Jack Gorditas while you fall asleep podcasting, and then they bite you, what superpower would you gain? A) The ability to weave together disparate pop culture ingredients to create a wonderful cacophony of taste, confusion, and strong muscle cramps in the stomach…
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Scheduling note: We are currently back on the ranch laying down some sick commentaries for your ears. Once we have bamcked a few we will get back to a once a week format, until then we will be on an every other week schedule. so this week enjoy some more bonus content INTERSTELLAR-POL RED NOTICE. Wanted by Federation Alliance. ALIAS: Warped Crew. D…
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I know we say this a lot, but we're back. Look it's hard out there for podcaster, especially one's that don't make any money. We don't do it for the money, but we do have to have other jobs so there you go. Anyways we are back and hopefully we will be more productive this year. It's a new year and we are starting off with a new season. That's right…
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Beep. It's getting Fast and Furious up in this Warped podcast bay. This time the crew roll up their sleeves and talk shop about the ol' rust bucket. Beep beep. Jacob demonstrates his marketing genius BEEP!! WARNING alligators detected--beep beepBBEeeEEPPPPP!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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This week, the Warped crew have a conversation about some bad people doing bad things. We talk about Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, sexual abuse and similar adult topics, and grappling with these realities as every day human beings. If any of this is triggering to you, feel free to skip to our next care-free episode of this future sci-fi utopia we call…
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Hey, Becky just told me that someone called the cops on this house party. So we got about 10 minutes max before we gotta jet. Meanwhile, let's get back to Sports talk. Jocks and nerds. Instant pot and deep fryer. Wookie dick and spotted dick. Fannies are lady parts and consent before compliments. Famous rivalries all. We learn which one comes in a …
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And that kids, is how Uncle Spock got his pointy ears. Good night now. Sweet dreams! Shhh... **tuck** **kiss** **closes door** **pours stiff Romulan ale** **sits down** Now, for a little adult-oriented "wheeeee" time. Put on some headphones and join us, as the Warped crew sneak in some bawdy tales from dusty deserts. Here, we glimpse the early begi…
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Greeting Warpies Just a heads up on what to expect for the fearless drew of the NCC-0420 Starship Warped. The rest of the year will be filled with more Bonus Commentary episodes (If you like what you hear go to www.patreon.com/warped and become a patron for only $5 a month and get access to all the bonus episodes) We will return in January with all…
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Brother against brother and sister. Lines are drawn in the sand as the Warped crew take up their bat'leths. Which side will you fight for in the Battle Over "Blind Side," the much loved Oscar-nominated movie with Sandy Bullock. Where does your heart lie in the March on Maroon 5? Find out with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info…
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Stardate 2376.7 - Was it New Year's when we recorded this? Most likely, captain. Was this supposed to be released Feb 1? Insufficient data.. captain. This time around, strong opinions are bandied about Jack Black. Time. Saints and sinners. Snake... massage. The crew wonders, "Are we hot?" Maybe we've opened our kimonos too much to you. Forgive us, …
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The Warped crew start to get comfortable with one another, sharing family planning advice that they've learned from their parents, how they make it through Jacob's call for silence (which may be stressful for some?), and showing off some icky-but-cool pictures from the interwebs. They also discuss the sanguine choice of holiday decor at The White H…
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In one of our longest bonus episodes ever, we take some time to recover from a snack-induced lethargy. We're inspired to talk about Warped merchandise, celebrate a new patron, and chat about some of the bits that landed in the Warped graveyard. We dish on some local scandals, spill the beans on our ear wax situation, and go deep geek on MST3K. Host…
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The crew talks about some new segments and acknowledgements. We put out a request for an intern to help with us out with our tech. We talk about the reason we discourage people from watching from the beginning, and we get some positive feedback about our clip shows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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This bonus clip shows how we came up with the permanent Special Guest Star credit for Erin. We also chat about Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Chris Hemsworth, cute Chidi from The Good Place, and the not-so-cute visitors at Dollywood. Matt unleashes his wrath upon the microphone stand in Warped Podcast's first casualty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr…
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If you missed the last episode go back and listen to part1 before you listen to the stunning conclusion. Man is it hard to watch movies we like, heavy Chris Farley Show vibes if you get the reference. But we manage to have a few conversations beyond "This part is great""Wasn't that part great". Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more …
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We join the crew as they are discussing pretentious Star Trek titles. We chat about Tab Hunter, Jim Nabors, and other closeted actors of the 50's and 60's. Before we officially did it as a recommendations segment, we dive into the documentaries and podcasts that we love. Also, Matt thinks we all sound the same, and Philippe takes this as an opportu…
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It's that time again, where we give ourselves a break form watching Star Trek and watch a BONUS MOVIE. Of course this time we watch a movie that's basically Star Trek. That's right it's Galaxy Quest time!!!!! We love this movie so you know what that means, lots of this part is awesome talk. We also delve into other important issues like favorite mo…
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Matt breaks down his experience with the High School Boy simulator known as Persona 5. Mary Poppins takes a dark turn, particularly in the lung area. There's bonus material INCEPTION as we talk about bonus material. STD Wheel of Fortune gets retired. Take a peek under the hood as we try to rein in our cross-talk, move stuff around, and listen to Sh…
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Warped is in a slow down at the moment, so we will be coming out with new episodes every other week for a while. Alternate weeks will continue with unlocking bonus content from the patreon. Hope you enjoy and stay tuned to next week with the finale of season 5 Over 25 minutes of bonus podcast here as we discuss everything from The Twilight Zone to …
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As reach the end of season 5, we come upon what some claim to be the greatest episode of Star Next TNG. However Shawn has some problems with the aliens form the episode's plan (I mean seriously how important is your freaking society). But I digress, it's a great story and Patrick Stewart is amazing. blah, blah, blah. They effing probe is mind witho…
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Hello listeners, just a heads up new episodes will be back starting next week. Until then enjoy the last of the patreon bonus commentary. Remember for more of this please become a patron at www.patreon.com/warped Take a deep look behind the scenes of Warped as we take a hard look inward in an attempt to better ourselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.…
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This week's Patron commentary gets a little wild as we discuss the meaning and implications of the phrase, "Open the kimono." Not gonna lie, we go into a pretty deep Frasier hole on this one. The Frasier talk is definitely too hot for our regular show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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While the crew is on vacay, we thought we'd have some fun. We will be releasing some bonus commentary every week. These are the things you get when you become a patron our our patreon Today's bonus commentary features the inaugural round of a brand-new game that's infecting the nation: STD Wheel of Fortune. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo…
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Are you afraid of G-g-g-g-hosts??? How about OUT OF PHASE PEOPLE. spoooooky ANYWAYS i think Star Trek wanted to tell a ghost story without killing anybody and they basically succeed. It's nice to know that Standard Ghost Rules (or SGR "patent pending") still work on out of phase people. They can walk through walls but somehow don't float through th…
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Finally the crew gets wise and lets our benevolent robot overlords take over the show. But even more important than that, this episode is the return of crew member Minwin. He sure picks a good one too, as we are watching I, Borg today. Empathy for the Borg you got to be kidding me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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This week, we got us an old fashioned energized cloud. This time in the form of a mean little girl. The episode isn't great so we trail off into conversations about the crews lack of imagination. I mean no one had an imaginary friend. Phillipe tried but found it too much work. Also, we ask the greatest question: Why is Guinan in this episode? Hoste…
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