Send us a Text Message. Mike and Andrew discuss Vince Gilligan's latest episode. Can he manage to keep Andrew entertained with his knowledge of photography? The guys comment on the 90's album covers that Gerald Schnauz imagines for his victims. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod…

Hawk Tuah girl brings back blow jobs, Chiquita Banana hired a death squad in Colombia and Israel is targeting state governments with their anti-Semitism PR.We talked a few weeks ago about Israel’s incredibly sophisticated lobbying machine in Washington.Just a couple of days ago, an LA synagogue hosted a sale for stolen Palestinian land. The protest…

Send us a Text Message. Mulder and Scully investigate a series of hate crimes...or is it a folktale...or is it police brutality? We're not really sure what this story wants to be, but the guys cover it as best they can. Despite waking up early to record, Mike manages to finish the episode. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.co…

The two least popular candidates in history are days away from their first on stage showdown, and one of them is terrified of sharks.And in France, shit is wild in the lead up to replacing their entire national assembly.Support us on Patreon to listen to this episode and get extra premium only episodes for $5 a month.patreon.com/wetwiredMusic:Airgl…

Section 230 is not a special privilege for big tech, it enables third party participation in communication that even big tech, with its deep pockets, wouldn't risk liability to host, let alone smaller platforms, which couldn't afford one lawsuit.Section 230 also doesn't encourage platforms to have no community guidelines, with a wild west of social…

Send us a Text Message. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED! Ever wonder how the Peacock family manages to produce this baby? Mike and Andrew do. They discuss the highly controversial episode that apparently crossed several boundaries and only aired once for years. Mike does a spot on Mrs. Peacock impression while Andrew questions the use of comedy. JOIN O…

Send us a Text Message. Finishing where season 3 left off, Jeremiah Smith takes Mulder to find answers...supposedly. Mike and Andrew disagree. Travel times are at an all-time low in this episode as the ABH crashes onto the scene before any revelations can be had. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappening…

The question I had going into this episode was about the asymmetrical reactions between the pro-Palestinian protesters and the pro-Israel and Zionist protesters. (Those seem to be subtly distinct groups so I’m trying to think of them as separate but related.)Support us on Patreon to listen to this episode and get extra premium only episodes for $5 …

We’re talking about the kids. A lot of people have ideas about the kids.And some people think that we should be having a whole lot of them.Support Wetwired by subscribing on Patreon for $5 a month, get extra episodes every month, and access to all of our past subscriber only episodes. patreon.com/wetwiredSome reading:https://aeon.co/essays/why-long…

We're teaming up with Bradley Plaisier and Robert Skvarla to talk about the show that 30 years ago introduced the normies to alien abductions, secret government programs, and global conspiracies. Somehow, the X-Files was exactly the right show for its time. It harnessed the untapped cynicism and suspicion of the 1990s and assured us that there real…

Send us a Text Message. Mike and Andrew choose their favorite and least favorite! A dark, unknown figure emerges. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.comBy Magus Media Productions

Someone is radicalizing our kids. Who is behind this? What are their motives? There appears to be an unidentified individual or an entire group of them who are actively working to radicalize our precious, vulnerable students. This is a serious issue that requires immediate investigation and action to protect our youth and ensure their safety.Or it …

Send us a Text Message. Season 3 ends with an undone gunshot. X-Files all-stars stop in to freak out CSM and Mulder comes into possession of a deadly weapon...But does any of it really matter? JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.com…

Send us a Text Message. "Blood" take two! Mike and Andrew discuss the episode's similarities to Season 2's mind control drama. Are the visual effects outdated? How many rounds should Scully's gun truly have? Is it Scully yelling at Mulder or is Gillian yelling at David? FIND OUT NOW! JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/grou…

We're talking far-right extremism with Teddy Wilson. Teddy is an investigative journalist based in Texas. He covers extremism in the US and abroad.Teddy gives us an overview of extremism in the US, how J6 rioters are being portrayed as political prisoners, and a preview of his upcoming projects.Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/wetwiredFind Teddy …

Send us a Text Message. Snuggle up with your significant other and enjoy everyone's favorite scene. Mulder's quest for the truth lands him in hot water with Scully, but it offers them an opportunity to understand each other later on. The two agents hunt an ancient sea beast in this fan-favorite excursion. Mike and Andrew comment on the writing of t…

We’re talking about Max Azzarello, who on April 19th set himself on fire outside the Manhattan Criminal Court where jury selection was concluding for Trump’s Stormy Daniels/hush money trial.In the final post on his Substack titled "I have set myself on fire outside the Trump Trial," Max Azzarello explained that “[t]his extreme act of protest is to …

Send us a Text Message. Skinner gets more than he bargained for when he takes a woman to bed. When he is accused of her murder his life comes crashing down and it's up to the agents to piece it together. Mike and Andrew focus on the convoluted nature of the plot right down to the title of the episode. Mike has issues with the Syndicate's plot. JOIN…

Sean here with historian Thomas Lecaque to talk about everything wrong with Alex Garland's incoherent movie Civil War. Jesse Plemons is NOT one of those things.Support us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/wetwiredThomas on Twitter:https://twitter.com/tlecaqueSean's review of Civil War on Letterboxd:https://letterboxd.com/sondes/film/civil-war-2024/Mu…

Maybe a crack in the up until now unquestioned US support of Israel's genocidal campaign in Gaza. All it took was the deaths of 7 people connected to a celebrity chef. Israel murdering 30,000 civilians didn't do it.Israel has somehow managed to be the top recipient of US foreign aid for the last few decades. It was only bumped from the number one s…

Send us a Text Message. X-Files meets Law and Order in this episode. In reality it's just Law and Order with Mulder and Scully. With a stellar cast of guest actors, this episode shines a light on the spirituality and hardships of Chinese immigrants living in San Fransisco. Mike and Andrew discuss any cultural perceptions and mischaracterizations in…

Maybe a crack in the up until now unquestioned US support of Israel's genocidal campaign in Gaza. All it took was the deaths of 7 people connected to a celebrity chef. Israel murdering 30,000 civilians didn't do it.Israel has somehow managed to be the top recipient of US foreign aid for the last few decades. It was only bumped from the number one s…

Send us a Text Message. It's Darin Morgan's swan song for the original run of the show. Larry Musser joins an unbelievable guest cast in an episode that takes many turns. It's the age old story of alien abducts alien, he said she said, men in black are actually agents of the military industrial complex sent to cause mass confusion and doubt about a…

The drugs, parties, hip-hop, sex workers, P Diddy episode.Following the raid on his homes by Homeland Security as part of a sex trafficking investigation, we're talking about P Diddy and the recent lawsuit alleging that he and Cuba Gooding Jr. sexually abused at least one producer who worked for him. And that he shot somebody.Support us on Patreon:…

Send us a Text Message. BY REQUEST: Instead of Mike and Andrew wasting their time covering this episode scene by scene, they let chat GPT do the work in making the episode interesting. Complete with summaries, failed attempts at humor and pitching some alternate realities for this episode, listeners are in for a ride. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediapr…

Send us a Text Message. Mike and Andrew enjoy this Gilligan episode yet wonder about the extensive abilities of Pusher. They joke about the whammy and Mike draws a connection to a previous episode that leaves Andrew wondering. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhx…

Up until now, for different reasons, we've avoided talking about both Israel and AI. We haven't talked about the ongoing Palestinian genocide because there are much better voices to listen to than us to help you understand the extent of the horror in Gaza. We haven't talked about the AI bubble because arguing with marketers and hypemen is boring.Th…

Send us a Text Message. Closing out the 2 part mythology, Apocrypha answers a lot of questions, but leaves many in its wake. Most importantly: how the F does the alien know what to do when it comes to the surface? Skinner has some gastrointestinal issues when he speaks to Scully. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/t…

Send us a Text Message. The agents are taken all over the world after a French salvage team acts on some top secret coordinates in the Pacific. The guys debate how the black oil is transferred and how much poop a plane at the bottom of the ocean has. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFi…

Send us a Text Message. The hosts lament Mulder's self-gratifying inner monologue showing himself how intelligent he is. Aside from that, they also ponder the meaning of the episode and if it was trying too hard or even what it was really about. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPo…

Send us a Text Message. Mike and Andrew are a little off in this episode when tensions between them boil over live. Constantly taking jabs at each other, the two spar while discussing the episode. Can they look past their differences and get the job done? JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TI…

Bitboy, once a top crypto influencer, has further defiled himself. We're talking about his recent "karate fight" in Mexico. We get into some of his career highlights and give some background on his challenger, shit coin creator, More Light.We also have a run down of the speakers at CPAC 2024. We learn how Florida Rep Byron Donalds feels about wind …

Send us a Text Message. Darin Morgan strikes again with this witty homage to 50's sci-fi. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.comBy Dancing Magus Media

Send us a Text Message. Scully gets swept up in religious determination when a young boy is threatened. Mike and Andrew discuss the impact religion has on the show and whether or not it fits the series. The return of Lance-glancing is nigh. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CON…

For our special Wetwired Valentine's Day episode, we’re talking about that special feeling you get in the deep, dark recesses of your sinful heart. In a holiday orchestrated by Big Chocolate, there are plenty of other opportunists looking to cash in on your loneliness or your crumbling relationship.An old southern pastor has ideas about how you sho…

Christ’s cryptocurrency is on trial in Colorado. Eli and Kaitlyn Regalado have been accused of creating a worthless crypto coin and exchange, with Jesus-themed branding, that took about 3.4 million dollars from “investors” and left them holding the bag.With a hearing scheduled in Colorado for Feb 5, instead of showing up, Regalado decided to hit th…

Send us a Text Message. The conclusion of this two-parter sees Mulder trapped on an exploding train, a wrinkly, velvety-voiced assassin and lepers. The guys question the happenings at the NSA and if Mulder utilized his stunt butt. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! t…

Send us a Text Message. Mulder gets the wild idea that the alien autopsy tape he purchased is authentic...The agents' pursuit of this case leads to an incredible amount of mythology details. Mike and Andrew discuss the logistics of time and space in the X-Files universe as travel and VHS tape acquisition defy understanding. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusm…

DeSantis’ CRT and DEI presidential campaign might be over, but there are still plenty of people willing to throw down dollars to fight against DEI and woke capitalism.We’re talking about the brave elites who’re willing to put their money down for a good cause. And in the truest American way any of us know, that cause is based land speculation.Some …

Send us a Text Message. In a more emotional turn, the X-Files tackles kidnapping and trauma. Complete with teleporting liquids, creepy dudes, intuition and 1 bullet kills, one thing is certain by the end of this episode: Scully's title of "doctor" has got to be printed at the local Kinko's. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.c…

Send us a Text Message. Our agents chase a killer for...saving people from death? JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.comBy Dancing Magus Media

Today we’re asking the question, "what if a zany mismatched group of three liberal Gen-Xers, one Millennial and two Zoomers were thrown into a house reno’d by Chip and Joanna Gaines just as the world was ending?"We’re going to peek into the blue pilled minds who can’t help but wonder if maybe all those MAGA, QAnon conspiracists might be on to somet…

Send us a Text Message. The writer really threw shit at the wall to come up with this episode's antagonist. Mike remembers the horrors of watching as a 10 year old. Andrew is unimpressed with the bad guy's rookie mistakes. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@g…

Send us a Text Message. The agents find themselves searching for a killer apparently carrying out a dead man's wishes. Mike and Andrew discuss the motivations of J.T. Walsh's character. Is the killer a ghost or are the murders a conspiracy of men? JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFiles…

We hope you all made it through the holidays intact! We're launching into 2024 with the promised part 2 of our conversation with Karl Mamer from the Conspiracy Skeptic podcast.There's plenty about Douglas MacArthur, deadbeat sovereign citizen dads, and the Grifeter Queen herself, Romana Didulo.Find Karl on Mastodonmas.to/@skepticsbookoflists@c.imBu…

Send us a Text Message. Peter Boyle guest stars as a psychic insurance salesman who has little to look forward to in life. As the agents chase down a serial killer, they enlist his help to find him before more people die. Mike gushes over the writing in the episode and remembers being drawn in to the episode. Andrew praises the winks to the viewers…

Send us a Text Message. The agents chase lightning as several people turn up dead from seemingly random lightning strikes. But are they random? Mike and Andrew praise the guest actors getting their start in this early episode. Howard Gordon reels in his writing tendencies to deliver a solid outing. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.fa…

Send us a Text Message. Happy Holidays everyone! JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.comBy Dancing Magus Media

In the hallowed tradition of Anna Sorokin and former US representative George Santos, and all the other people claiming to be something they’re not, there’s a thriving class of people claiming to have royal blood.Like the guy from Colorado who claimed to be the King of England, or the other guy from Maryland who claims to be King of the Isle of Man…

Send us a Text Message. So many plot twists and revelations! Mulder is back with a renewed determination after his brush with death. The agents uncover disturbing details about the Syndicate's work and their deals with the devil. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! magusmediaproductions.net www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! ti…