This is the only immersive audio experience to tackle the big questions of life including how to make mermaids, what the ants did to Chandler, is it possible to leave an upper decker in a motor vehicle, how can I learn to GERD on command, are there mosquitoes with autism and their special interest is blood, how to get meconium as an adult, how to make a motte and bailey castle using only kidney stones and meconium as mortar, as well as current events. Featuring Aaron Alex Chet Michael Tom
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We checked up on the death predictions from 1990 and found out a new animal RFK Jr is sexually menacing and learned the true name of the Pope back in Argentina when he was determining the doctrinal position on Lovense and remembered how much we hate Hans Blix 🎼Sly and the Family Stone - (You Caught Me) Smilin' Bonus episodes and videos at https://w…
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On this one we cover needing some more Nitrus and how Captain Save-a-Twink uses a trampoline to rescue the exes of a Dracula and uncover more details about what happened to RFK Jr. during his encounter with a Pallas cat and explore the secret world of killing bald eagles and selling their feathers to Paul Simon so he can make a headdress and the se…
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In twelve short years Andy Richter will have the opportunity of a lifetime provided we get the Bernie Mac serum developed from scabs and tested intrarectally on monkeys. Richter was the good Andy because Andy Dick dicked over Carlos Mencia as he stepped off the plane at LAX after promising him the neighbor role in Costello. Thanks to Barron for the…
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Festivalgoers have found a new way to forego long lines for the bathroom at Bonnaroo – carrying around a backpack filled with cat litter. Cat litter is not only for classrooms and the floor of your car but also the drawers in your dorm room that your roommate pees in. Put on your 1950s tie die and strap on your CamelFront and enjoy the show. Robert…
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Ohio can finally sell that day 1 rec weed that sweats like a frog and hops like a rabbit and my replicants are growing it in the back of a Spirit Halloween with their happy bunny bitches. We addressed the tampon controversy and the feud between Cyanide & Happiness and Cathy and Beetle Bailey Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/Chap…
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We have some amazing new ideas for the Red Cross that will revolutionize the harvesting of blood and also a deep background in diamond mining but you will find no blood diamonds here. Plus we refute some Ali Spagnola slander from a woke teacher and imagine using a human ass as bait for a dolphin trap Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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WFYM 236 - Unalive Your Local Pie Thief
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Football hooligans tried to take down Tom through Ticketmaster but he prevailed. Who even cares about football when the Olympics are on? We are watching the Olympics and leaving several perfectly crisp apple pies to warm on the windowsill and if someone tries to grab one they will be punished sevenfold in the culinary circle of hell where they will…
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Someone stole our idea to release bugs at an anime convention but they did it to Netanyahu instead. We are going to break into your parents' house with a big bag of bugs and put motion blur back on their TV and change the channel to JoystickBy WFYM Talk Radio
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Maa Durga cursed George Washington with not having orange rodentoid dontoids which would ruin any road trip you tried to take with him if there was hard food in tow. Namaste everyone. Happy Quantum Kwanzaa. We teach you how to Kilz or Zinss your booger shirt so you can key cars hands free Edit: someone did the bug plague to Netanyahu lol https://ww…
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WFYM 233 - Antam Sanskaar for Lou Dog (PREVIEW)
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I'm Sikh. of Bradley Nowell and his dead dog trying to make Santa create obscene celebrity scenarios and deliver fifi gifts and Venoms and Charleston Chew and turquoise dentist candy and gay porn disguised as Jesus statues to prisonBy WFYM Talk Radio
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We have insider information on how Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons died and where to get horse bones for a knife for your dad for his birthday and how to trick CubeSmart into throwing away 30 bags of rotting food for you for free and how to forget whether you are Albanian or Armenian and how to protect yourself from an uncubus whatever tomorrow brings…
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What is the viscosity of the loads that Joe Biden the Non-offending Sperm GOAT is spewing out? Watery or floury? You can find out on Joystiq.tv and if you want to donate you can walk on the side of the highway looking for coins at night but look out for spiders. Plus some insider info about the size of Nate Ruess's wallet and the new Happy Birthday…
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We are in the dog days of Hawk Tuah Summer and Pharrell roped with a hat in Israel because Kentucky Fried Chicken is now the Keffiyeh Fedayeen Caliphate. Undercover cops are doing pube stings and they murdered every cartoon because they microwaved lunchmeat in the break room Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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We talked about woke rollercoasters and the existential malaise of Drunk Mario Kart and the cool non-binary judge who lets everyone go and unschoolers and The Story Shofar and A Kid in King Arthur's Court and ordering a fake ankle monitor on Alibaba to trick your family Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-229-ankle-107725701…
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Arcade Matt was hacked by crypto scammers and they turned his house into a giant Coinbase logo for him to live inside. Wings is coming back on TV and the band Wings is also coming back. Chelsama Bin Clinton is being sent back to Arabia. The worst man in Las Vegas is bringing rock 'n' roll energy to food delivery. The name of grapes is being changed…
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We talked about how long it would take to get Biden and Trump to "release" if you were "gripping" them as Doc would say and how old is too old to be on Snapchat and reheating pizza and what may have happened during the last days of Michael Hutchence when he was roping and Bob Geldof licked it off the floor like a dog Full episode at https://www.pat…
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Two of streaming's most predatory doctors have been cancelled by cancel culture causing an uptick in forklift blockers. Plus the South Park of X and LDS spinoffs and an interview with Bowser and roofing with meconium and Hawk Tuah 🎼Little Feat - Rock and Roll Doctor Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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We unboxed our $10,000 WhatNot delivery and cracked our packs of Election 1992 trading cards and talked about Australian Border Patrol and Morgan Spurlock and John Fetterman's driving and Brandon Schaub and Dianne Feinstein's cremation and bringing a horse to a glory hole Sorry about the audio quality, I forgot the adapters to plug my Tascam into t…
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What is your favorite song by The Hives? Mine is Buttertooth Jimmy (With His Big Crackling Box Mod Vape). Do you know about the secret Property Brothers who are the Serbs in Nelk? Crazy Frog is called C-Frog now and he drinks Nemo's Nutcracker. Scotsmen are the greediest race. Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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We learned that masseuses prefer to be called sex therapists and if Robin Williams had one he would still be here with us. Also discussed were Anakin playing in the NBA and lax fitness standards in the Air Force and gross new sports mascots and Tom's parents going to the midnight release of Altoids Vote for Utah Outlaws: https://nhlinutah.com/ Full…
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Owls and eagles are invasive and you can get $20 from the government for shooting them because they keep eating the Africanized bees and making it too hard to keep weeds off your lawn. Plus a discussion on Sino-Japanese relations and anti-natalist trolls and a cop too big to fit in the courtroom 🎼Suburban Lawns - Janitor Bonus episodes and videos a…
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Tom is back from Japan where he got to watch Harold and Kumar on the plane but didn't want to pee and he went to the Frog and Mosquito Cafe. And he respected the toilets even though there are nearly infinite ways to destroy a toilet. Also Fake Hulk Hogan is fighting with Fake Iggy Azalea about memecoins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QIL6h-44Ak h…
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We talked about getting roped into a voicemail based uncle tussle and going to Hooters for Hair where they cut your hair at the bar unlike Mr. Hair and the new band Big Time Fat Rush and OxyContin and hating Wordies and being a white surrogate for dreadlocks and Neve Campbell signing autographs while in the bathroom and the $500 version of Streamya…
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Kevin Costner's ex-wife is being extradited to China to be prosecuted for loose morals and sent to a Uyghur work camp to make supplies for Waterworld at Universal Studios Beijing. Also Donald Trump is being sent there as well for putting meat in the ceiling tiles at Old Style Buffet and being so horny he could suck the nose off a Sphinx Full episod…
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Pink lighter means you are gay. White lighter is unlucky. Yellow lighter means you like watersports. We talked about the Great Youngstown Bank Robbery of 2024 and what Rush is up to with the South Park guys and mountain lions and lyrebirds and getting degloved by power windows (not the Rush album) and cat burglars and Dr. von Schmidt and the Canadi…
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Thin Cartman was our doing and we are so proud of him. He got the shots and he looks great and now there is no reason for whaling ships to target him for his blubber. But shows were better in the old days when we had Tinky Winky Dipsy La La and Po and all cartoons were gay. Plus some disturbing updates about the worst family in Canada Full episode …
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We have an exclusive interview with an ex-Nielsen household plus we got confused about golf and the ingredients of various cocktails like the Shania Twain and if Jim Carrey fell off and if Rick Moranis fell off and if it would be cool to hang out with the parents from South Park and the Non-Traditional McDonalds rugpull https://tjukanovt.github.io/…
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Long May or May long? Should we respect veterans? Is Morse code useful? Should cops have to pick up litter instead of trying to ruin golf tournaments? Would it be cool to have baleen veneers so you can filter feed on krill? Is the one chip challenge really deadly? All these questions and more are answered within Full episode at https://www.patreon.…
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We got to the bottom of whether Jerry Springer was real and the best type of senior prank to do involving numbered or labeled pigs or stolen gnomes and the Family Circus and Bruce Springsteen getting horny and what kind of restaurants Tom is going to in Japan like Drunk Bears and American Hot Dog Thomas and what the Air in Airbnb stands for Bonus e…
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WFYM 213 - Gloria fraternitati foraminum in balneo (PREVIEW)
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We talked about how it sucks when school makes you do dividaby and timesing and Twisted Tea and Summer Shandy and then figured out what the app WhatNot is how glory holes work and how woodpeckers and Aziz Ansari use them and people shove a Sprite straw through the hole into your penis Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/104081407…
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That guy gave a great commencement speech about Bitcoin and no one jumped to their death because of it. We talked some more about Bluey CK and if he would physically be able to beat off or he would have to hump a stuffed animal in front of other dogs Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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We dabbled in some numerology on this one and talked about the Dave and Buster's gambling app and Wavy Boats getting teens in trouble for littering and Samaritans and when America's Funniest Home Videos had a Nazi era and Joanne the Scammer getting in trouble for his sister looking at straight pornBy ChapoFYM
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We discussed $12,000 and debuted a new character the Rittenhouse Centrist and debated diarrhea vs thoughing up and trampoline vs water park and the bar where the whole thing is a pool and you can pee wherever and found out Justin Bieber is crying because he only speaks Hindi Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM Live show Ju…
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WFYM 209 - The Great Mexico Train Robbery (PREVIEW)
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We spilled some tea about someone spilling some pee on a couch in 2012 and before that we talked about the Long Island Medium and airplane pukers and JVN losing dogs and Maye Musk and Bill Gates robbing a train and how it would be cool to get paid to watch Louis CK masturbate all day so he leaves women alone Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/…
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Imagine a hole in your hand where you can hold a cigarette... and then imagine scalping deactivated hotel keycards, and Eve Barlow fighting off a bailiff so she can eat Amber Heard's pussy while she testifies against Bedward Scissorlegs... plus we talked about the bullcrap thieving crisisBy ChapoFYM
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We invented a game called Cop Simulator where you look at your phone and scroll through instagram and Kotaku couldnt decide if it was woke or not Full episode at: https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMBy ChapoFYM
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Topics discussed include wiping boogers on the Western Wall, making a glory hole in the Western Wall, IMVU, the Red Hot Chili Peppers predicting the future, MoDo, being a Ricky Martin is straight truther, who is the millennial Cheech and Chong Song: David Bowie - Weeping WallBy ChapoFYM
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We learned a lot about the anatomy of dolphins and how selective breeding works and blew the lid off Boeing assassinating a whistleblower by tricking him into having a horse fetish Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMBy ChapoFYM
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I hate how gendered Manwich is but I also hate how they named a comet after some broad... sorry for talking about the eclipse but it was only for a minute Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM Live show tickets: https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expoBy ChapoFYM
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We talked about doing the goatwave and how it would be cool to do the blowjob motion and the pussy eating V if you were an ex president at the inauguration and they put you on the inauguration Jumbotron that they have and how the guy in the drop seat in the UPS truck is your truck wife Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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We decided that you should test your weather balloon on a cat before telling the coward Falcon to get in it and we talked about the 2003 East Coast blackout and spraying your sperm to Bruce Almighty and trending sandwiches Live show tickets https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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WFYM 201 - Night of the Long Wrenches (PREVIEW)
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We poured out a Stars 'n' Stripes for a fallen hero and talked about Rabbi Schmuley giving a boy a lap dance and high school sports teams called the Midgets and Norwegian incels and low views making people want to give up and the dirty Christmas song Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMBy ChapoFYM
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WFYM 200 - Bicentennial Men (with Felix Biederman)
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We celebrated Purim by eating a weird bumpy lemon and talked about the weekly sports gambling scandal, wearing a mask to a party for the sole purpose of calling out a COVID scold for not wearing a mask, poop measuring contests, using a roller brush to paint diarrhea on the walls of a psych ward, dumb takes on the Key Bridge collapse and Rabbi Schmu…
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We caught up with the Middleton family and reviewed the AI art prints Jack Scalfani is trying to sell on Etsy and decided that cloth diapers are too much trouble and paraphrased the recent life updates of the Toronto Rotfiend Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMBy ChapoFYM
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We talked Fake Drake and Fake Jon Taffer and Bruno Mars gambling and the Pee Pee Man, which is God, helmets, tricking your friend into thinking he murdered you, calling shotgun when picking up your friend from prison, jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge to be with Bob SagetBy ChapoFYM
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WFYM 197 - Hold Your Ish For A Switch (PREVIEW)
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We talked about putting a wheelchair on a buffalo and Strom Thurmond's reddit account and GamerGate 2 being boring and getting shocked by 120 volts and radio contests where you hold your shit and piss for a game console and teachers who get bullied and James SomertonBy ChapoFYM
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We talked Kate Middleton conspiracy theories and rap name generators and tarmac scammers and kangaroos in Alberta and low IQ homesteaders having a HUD that leads them to gas stations Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMBy ChapoFYM
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Miscreants are installing iOS emulators on their Androids to get the blue bubble and trick girls... and trying to pay for drinks with gasoline Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-195-broke-100141426By ChapoFYM
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I found corn in my blood and gold in my baby teeth and blanket on my babyBy ChapoFYM
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Mario defintely goes WAHOO when the fire flower comes out of his but lol Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-193-toads-99769070By ChapoFYM
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