The Will and Matt 90's action film randomizer has skipped the second and third installments of the 3 Ninjas franchise (for now) - and brought us to the final chapter of their journey, High Noon at Mega Mountain! And this film has pulled out all the stops... Hulk Hogan, Jim Varney, a toupee, and a 90's hacker... buy your ticket and stay for the... a…

Andy Sidaris pulls no punches, no high kicks, and no twists and turns as he returns us all to Savage Beach! Listen as Will and Matt deep dive off the coast and into a world of amazon models, pizza delivery, and the co-creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as Harry the Cat. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! L.E.T.H.A.L. LADIES: RETURN TO SAVAGE …

How do you follow up the original Predator? How can you make a movie that is JUST as good? The answer - you can't. Watch as Danny Glover tries his best to be a loose cannon, Bill Paxton researches his future role in True Lies, and Gary Busey just acts like we'd imagine Gary Busey to act in any situation concerning an alien. Join Will and Matt as th…

The year? 1997. The place? Hong Kong. The title? Hong Kong '97. Robert Patrick (Terminator's T-1000) plays an assassin who is confused when people want to kill him. Ming-Na Wen (Mandalorian's Fennec Shand) is confused about when they should leave the country. Brion James (Blade Runner's Leon) is confused about what British people sound like and wha…

Every now and again, Will and Matt discuss films that have a wide appeal, and the debut film that made Guy Ritchie an international name, is no exception. Camera rigs, expensive haircuts, antique guns... Sting... This film has it all! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS dir. Guy Ritchie starring: Jason Flemyng; J…

It's about time! The fifth installment of the Death Wish franchise sees our hero on his logical next step after cleaning up the streets, some other streets, the nursing home streets... now it's time for him to clean up... the catwalk? Why not? Featuring amazing performances from Michael Parks (Kill Bill, Red State), Saul Rubinek (Warehouse 13, Unfo…

Indiana Jones as a cop unknowingly taking in an IRA member who is seeking missiles from Treat Williams? I mean, that just screams "Will and Matt should watch that... so I don't have to." And they did!! Get ready for forced cliches, dropped plotlines, and stealing rubbers! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! THE DEVIL'S OWN dir. Alan J. Pakula starri…

Most people may not remember the Lambert and Van Peebles led movie that co-starred Denis Leary and Sir Patrick Stewart... and there's a reason... Will and Matt however, are not two of the many fortunate ones. Enjoy as they discuss the forgotten Butch Cassidy style film that makes no sense. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! GUNMEN dir. Deran Sarafi…

What more could Will and Matt want out of a "Christmas" movie? Dolph Lundgren, aliens, the confusing world of magnets! And if we've been really good this year, we'll get space drugs! Grip it and rip it! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! DARK ANGEL (I COME IN PEACE) dir. Craig R. Baxley starring: Dolph Lundgren; Brian Benben; Betsy Brantley…

Will and Matt will always welcome any entry into the Pyun'iverse! And this is no exception. Welcome to the world of Crimeland, where nicknames make no sense, accents are less than ideal, and Rob Lowe is a crackhead. It's most definitely a film that only Pyun could make, and only Will and Matt could review!* DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! CRAZY…

The first of Christian Sidaris' two attempts at continuing his father's legacy (before Andy took them back), Will and Matt tackle Enemy Gold! Listen as Will talks about chickens, Matt invents a new voice, and both share their shower frequency - which pales in comparison to any actor in this film! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! ENEMY GOLD dir. …

Join us on the seas of grand adventure and espionage as Will and Matt dive into The Hunt for Red October!! Matt's talked about that translation scene enough as is, so this was inevitable. Topics include: Russian Sean Connery, espionage thriller does not equal action, and getting inside the minds of January 6th insurrectionists (because we talk abou…

Will and Matt test their friendship by forcing each other to watch Alienator! What more could you want from an alien invasion? Backwoods tropes? Check. A body building cyborg alien thing? CHECK! Ed Wood inspired cinematography? By accident? Check! Plus Will and Matt discuss Cephlon-7! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! ALIENATOR dir. Fred Olen Ray…

We may never know the answer to "what's cooler than being cool", but we do know it isn't this "not an action movie", Cool As Ice. The worst part is? Vanilla Ice (TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze) is honestly not even the worst thing about it. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! COOL AS ICE dir. David Kellogg starring: Vanilla Ice; Kristin Minter; Michae…

Boldly going to the future to see the film that even the fans are like "nope!" Highlander 2: The Quickening has everything you could possibly love... a Scottish Spaniard Alien, hoverboards, hooking up in the street when one is aroused by electrical currents... I'm sorry what? Did you say you wanted a runaway train? Have no fear. DISCLAIMER: Languag…

Action legend Cynthia Rothrock proves that she is in fact undefeatable against all odds: a serial killer with kung fu kicks, a 90's greaser gang from West Side Story, forced education, and MORE! (Meanwhile, Will and Matt visit the toy shop!) *This film does contain a TW* DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! UNDEFEATABLE dir. Godfrey Ho starring: Cyn…

Sometimes the third in a series has nothing to teach us... but Beverly Hills Cop 3 might be the exception: guns with microwaves and fax machines, world famous directors not knowing how lines work, and how you can still land a job as a trash human! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BEVERLY HILLS COP 3 dir. John Landis starring: Eddie Murphy; Judge…

We're venturing back to action with a few of our favorite things about action: Andy Sidaris, remote control vehicles, weird radio station workplace situations. Join us as we discuss Fit To Kill! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! FIT TO KILL dir. Andy Sidaris starring: Dona Speir; Roberta Vasquez; Julie Strain…

Buffy The Vampire Slayer may have immortal legends such as Swanson, Perry, Hauer, Sutherland, and Reubens, but is it possible for a vampire film to just suck? Listen as Will and Matt sink their teeth into floating vampires, angry bikers spreading rumors, and high school basketball. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER dir. F…

Having trouble tracking down the paranormal noir comedy Thou Shalt Not Swear? No worries... Will and Matt are here to discuss the whole thing: Pavlov's dog, black market surgery, and plant men! Bonus Introduction includes a verse for an unreleased platinum hit! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THOU SHALT NOT SWEAR dir. Wellson Chin starring: Chi…

What do Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner), Mimi Rogers (Bosch), and Joan Chen (Twin Peaks) have in common? They were all in this straight to TV action scifi film turned road trip movie with antics... Wedlock. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! WEDLOCK dir. Lewis Teague starring: Rutger Hauer; Mimi Rogers; Joan Chen…

New year, new you... this year Will and Matt vow to agree that some "Seagals" should not be allowed to soar... as made evident from On Deadly Ground! Steven Seagal is a double threat as he isn't just not able to act in front of the camera, but in his directorial debut, he proves he's good at not being able to do other things as well! (Also inexplic…

What do James Bond, Passenger 57, Shang Tsung, and Mr. White have in common? They all starred in this 1993 [not] action film, based on the novel from Jurassic Park author, Michael Crichton. With that many people involved... it couldn't be boring... could it? DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! RISING SUN dir. Philip Kaufman starring: Sean Connery; W…

Sometimes you just shouldn't let a Seagal soar. Will and Matt discuss the confusing "buddy-cop" action comedy starring one of the Wayans Brothers, Steven Seagal, and Brian Cox doing accents all in an attempt to muddle Stephen Tobolowsky's five minute masterclass of acting. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! (and Seagal) GLIMMER MAN dir. John Gray s…

Two cool dudes talking about cool stuff have reached the peak of cool... Pierce Brosnan driving through volcanoes! Join Will and Matt as they discuss public panic, Linda Hamilton, and the Brosnan Plateau! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!!! DANTE'S PEAK dir. Roger Donaldson starring: Pierce Brosnan; Linda Hamilton; Charles Hallahan…

Does anyone get more excited to watch a Gary Daniels action movie than Will & Matt? Nope! Canada, costumes, and martial arts walk tall in this episode on the 1996 classic Hawk's Vengeance about a man above the law, introducing a highly underrated character villain archetype that deserved its own sequel. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! HAWK'S VEN…

In 1997, the world was wild... written by one of the six writers that brought us White Chicks (Keenan Ivory Wayans), and starring The Jon Voight (Anaconda), comes Most Wanted! Dog food bombs, brand new accents, and doctors without motivations! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! MOST WANTED dir. David Hogan starring: Keenan Ivory Wayans; Jon Voight;…

Before the huge Marvel Cinematic Universe took over our movie houses, there was another universe that took over our TV-sets... the Pyun-iverse! Where the budgets are low and all are welcome! Tune in as Will and Matt discuss the 1997 Pyun masterpiece, Mean Guns, starring rapper Ice-T and Highlander Christopher Lambert! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoil…

An annoying brat from Jersey gets pantsed at a kickboxing championship and goes on a quest to sneak Playboys into temples, insult all non-whites, and never... stops... singing... Summertime Blues... for the love of god, can Will and Matt ever get that song out of my head? I doubt it. If you don't have an opinion about that song... give a listen to …

Famed classic firefighting film starring the world's most Baldwin... William... directed by none other than Ron Howard! A film too good to be on our podcast and yet... here we are to discuss chickens, Bruce Hornsby, and the tops of firetrucks as spots for making babies! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! BACKDRAFT dir. Ron Howard starring: William …

First we watched Universal Soldier and then we watched Universal Soldier Day of Reckoning (number four in the series), so why not visit the made for TV sequel to the sequel... straight from Canada and starring Matt Bataglia's very best cardboard like acting!! Burt Reynolds also appears... with an accent-kinda... DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! U…

What happens when you combine Butch Cassidy with bad writing, and cast RoboCop and Stryker from Airplane!? Well, you get something that is technically a movie that Will and Matt are going to talk about after you press Play. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! FIFTY/FIFTY dir. Charles Martin Smith starring: Peter Weller; Robert Hays; Charles Martin S…

Well here's a new one... Andy Sidaris' baby boy's attempt at carrying on his father's legacy with a film that should probably only air at 4am on HBO... But it does star the always fantastic Julie Strain! Tune in to listen to Will and Matt talk about the first potentially adult film to make it on our podcast! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THE …

Over the top acting, giant insects, and a satire so out of this world that only the great Paul Verhoeven could possibly do it justice. Tune in, to tune out, as Will and Matt discuss NPH, destroying the beautiful, politics, and much more!! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! STARSHIP TROOPERS dir. Paul Verhoeven starring: Casper Van Dien; Dina Meyer;…

What does Super Mario Bros. the game and movie have in common? Practically nothing... Follow Will and Matt down and out through the sewers and into the world of the Mushroom Kingdom... oops, sorry... Dinohattan... sorry in advance. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! SUPER MARIO BROS. dir. Rocky Morton; Annabel Jankel starring: Bob Hoskins; John Leg…

Space... Willis... a bright and shiny dystopia... alien models and finally the answer to whatever that goo was that we could never figure out! Stay tuned as Will and Matt discuss not one, not two, but FIVE... FIVE WHOLE ELEMENTS! Disclaimer: Language and Spoilers! THE FIFTH ELEMENT dir. Luc Besson starring: Bruce Willis; Milla Jovovich; Chris Tucke…

A crazy long epic with a crazy casting decision, Sir Anthony Hopkins goes full on Heston via Touch of Evil as he plays Don Diego de La Vega, and somehow has a thing or two to teach Antonio Banderas? Listen as Will and Matt baffle over this for 47 minutes. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! THE MASK OF ZORRO dir. Martin Campbell starring: Antonio Ba…

Cops that stop crime with their hands! Listen and learn about cop relationships, cool character names, throw away plot points, and the power of location. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! MARTIAL LAW dir. Steve Cohen starring: Chad McQueen; Cynthia Rothrock; David CarradineBy Will Milosky and Matt Williams

Listen to possibly the only podcast that apparently has a secret agenda to discuss all of Billy Blank's filmography from the 90s!! Expect No Mercy, accept no substitutes!! Billy Blanks and Jalal Merhi team up again in this beautifully low budget sci-fi action film with all the sweat one would expect from the creator of Tae-Bo! DISCLAIMER: Language …

Partner up for the buddy cop comedy no one ever saw coming! Will and Matt take on Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker in the 90's classic, Rush Hour! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! RUSH HOUR dir. Brett Ratner starring: Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Ken LeungBy Will Milosky and Matt Williams

The high budget bad movie that no one ever saw... or tried to forget... Striking Distance is about cops and their extended families, murder, mystery, Sarah Jessica Parker, river cops, and best of all... it stars Bruce Willis branching out of his wheelhouse to play a washed up cop... DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! STRIKING DISTANCE dir. Rowdy H…

Will and Matt are not quite ready to knuckle up nor kick back, but are fully prepared for 3 Ninjas!! A whole lot of kiais, a whole lot of Home Alone, and why not throw in a conversation about Radio Flyer! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! 3 NINJAS dir. Jon Turtletaub starring: Victor Wong; Michael Treanor; Max Elliott Slade; Chad Power…

For the second week in a row, the random wheel gave us... not necessarily an action film... but at least it was written by Mickey Rourke, has Tupac as second billed (despite his very few scenes), and Andrien Brody from the hit action film SOLO! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BULLET dir. Julien Temple starring: Mickey Rourke; Tupac Shakur; Adri…

Will and Matt talk about the American remake of La Femme Nikita! Starring Bridget Fonda, the Devil from End of Days, and Dermot Mulroney or Dylan McDermott (one or the other.) DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! POINT OF NO RETURN dir. John Badham starring: Bridget Fonda; Gabriel Byrne; Dermot Mulroney…

Will and Matt are ready to discuss the duo that should have never stopped making films (after only two)... Roddy Piper and Billy Blanks!! Topics will include hangovers, giants, and Will's new look!! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! BACK IN ACTION dir. Steve DiMarco; Paul Ziller starring: Billy Blanks; Roddy Piper; Bobbie Phillips…

Will and Matt are diving back into the "Pyun-iverse" with BLAST from 1997 wherein Los Angeles pretends to be Atlanta, the movie pretends to be Die Hard, and Linden Ashby pretends he isn't actually just Johnny Cage! DISCLAIMER: Spoilers and Language! BLAST dir. Albert Pyun starring: Kimberly Warren; Rutger Hauer; Linden Ashby…

Just relax and lean back, put your feet up, and keep them off the ground... cause that's how they'll hear ya. Get down in the dirt with Will and Matt as they dig up grabboids, Kevin Bacon, and pogo stick girl's career! Plus more, in this surprisingly short episode of Will and Matt! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! TREMORS dir. Ron Underwood starr…

Well, it had to happen sooner or later... Will and Matt were forced to watch a Chuck Norris film... and talk about Michael Parks, model airplanes, bringing a horse to a gunfight, and even more things that you'd probably expect from a Carlos Ray film... (That's Chuck's real name, btw.) DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! THE HITMAN dir. Aaron Norris …

Let's go beyond the sea and into the deep as Will and Matt talk about living wills, the real Aquaman, and Matt's wishes if he were to be attacked by a shark! All this and much more as Missing in Action covers the 90's classic smart shark movie, Deep Blue Sea! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! DEEP BLUE SEA dir. Renny Harlin starring: Thomas Jane; …

A little known film from the nineties that caused a studio to cancel the lead star's three picture contract? Well that sounds perfect for Will and Matt! Join them as they discuss sneaking up on people in bank lines, walking away from wreckage in style, and Rufio from Hook! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! THE PERFECT WEAPON dir. Mark DiSalle star…