We're back with a bing and a bang and a bish-bash-bosh! We discuss the summer ins and outs, Jihlava, have a pretty good wheat beer, make troll noises, look at CDs and have a childish giggle over a Dutch striker's name - all while being filmed! It's a multimedia extravaganza.0.00 - opening1.50 - summer transfer stuff8.50 - Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka18.40…

APOLOGIES: I didn't check the mic input on this episode, so the sound quality is below our usual (honestly very good) standard, but I've done the best I can to salvage it. Unfortunately, the content is our usual standard, but you're used to that by now. 0.00 - opening 1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Kroměříž and Vlaším 17.10 - League summaries and general rou…

Football is a weird thing, and so is this podcast. Chalky beer, bad pronunciation, Robert Burns, a friendly Italian and the Verve all get a mention, while we preview the last two games, look back at three, and listen to David getting increasingly exasperated over a quiz.0.00 - opening2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Příbram, Žižkov and Líšeň11.00 - Hot? Or Not…

Sam's alter-ego makes an appearance as we dig through the murk and mire of the "new" ownership, as well as looking back and forward, drinking what can only be described as a Strudelbräu, getting annoyed with Antony, investigating myths and legends and generally larking about.0.00 - opening1.45 - "new" owners and the general situation15.30 - Zbrojov…

How to describe a game neither of us saw? Well... we give it a go then abandon it for a quiz. That silliness plus Albanian football, a delicious beer, Saudi Arabia vs. TNS, an exclusive money-saving offer*... and more!*not really0.00 - intro1.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta B16.00 - Prostějov preview25.20 - Hot? Or Not?!39.45 - Beer of the Podcast45.00 -…

Wobbles aplenty on and off the pitch as we talk fan demonstrations, funerals, FA Cup action and fuckin' strong stout, plus Sam takes a dive into AI-generated content and David struggles to remember literally any Aberdeen players. 0.00 - opening 2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Tábor 14.05 - Hot? Or Not?! 21.40 - MFK Chrudim vs. Zbrojovka 35.10 - Beer of the Po…

We know. Exciting, isn't it? The second half of the FNL season is underway! We talk squad and ownership farrago, try the poshest, rarest beer we've ever had, wonder where Edrisa Lubega got to (Estrela Amadora at last sighting), try and solve the $750 mystery and witter on about loads more!0.00 - opening1.30 - squad and club updates11.40 - Dukla Pra…

Kit sponsors! Classic teams! Mascots! Football in 2023! Other topics! ALL HERE! Yes, here it is, Sam's Big Football Quiz (aka The Quiz of Choice). A couple of great rounds and some interesting twists to keep you on the edge of wherever you sit when you listen to podcasts. Or the edge of the pavement if you listen while walking.…

If you've missed this new, extremely tenuous section of the show, here's a super-cut of all our mini-quizzes based on the niche interests of certain members of Zbrojovka's squad. You don't need to know anything about football to join in, so play along to learn about geography, history, jet propulsion and more in the company of our players.0.00 - Ad…

Tales from foreign lands this episode as we look back at five games: three of FCZB and two from abroad! What balls should you put in your mouth? How much gyros is too much gyros? How do you avoid being stabbed by Greeks? And what in the world is a Zutphen? All these topics - and more! - in this episode of the world's best English-language Zbrojovka…

Music, manager misplacement, misery, morning madness and other things beginning with M dominate this episode. Mamma mia! 0.00 - opening 1.35 - Zbrojovka vs. Přibram 7.40 - Hot? Or Not?! 17.20 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka 31.30 - A Potted History of... Viktoria Žižkov 39.45 - Manager Chat! 49.30 - SK Líšeň preview 58.00 - Beer of the Podcast 1.01…

A disappointing couple of games but there's a lot to enjoy with hair metal, mascot violence, club statements, superb pastries, honey beer... and more!0.00 - opening2.20 - Zbrojovka vs. MFK Vyškov15.30 - Hot? Or Not?!24.40 - SFC Opava vs. Zbrojovka31.50 - A Potted History of... SFC Opava39.50 - Přibram přeview46.40 - Beer of the Podcast51.20 - Vikto…

There's a lot in this episode so grab a drink and join us for Varnsdorf and Jihlava, two - TWO! - Beers of the Podcast(s), the JLB Credit derby, Klement Gottwald's new smelter, David (not Dave), Pilsner (un)original restaurants and Denis Granečný getting lost in the woods.0.00 - opening1.10 - Beer of the Podcast, part one5.35 - Zbrojovka vs. Varnsd…

Two wins, but questions remain as we delve into departures, defense and some very unfortunate events, plus a bumper hot or not, an excellent stout, military history, a terrible cover of wasn't-a-very-good-Kinks-song-in-the-first-place... and more!0.00 - opening1.25 - Sparta B vs. Zbrojovka10.05 - 1.SK Prostějov vs. Zbrojovka17.55 - Hot? Or Not?!25.…

A guest means an unusual mic setup which means David sounds like he's in a bucket for this episode... but that's okay! Fellow Gentleman Ultra Ben joins us to talk Tábor, Chrudim, Bart, do a rhyming player quiz, have a drink-along-in-the-UK beer and more!0.00 - opening1.55 - FK Silon Tábor vs. Zbrojovka14.00 - Hot? Or Not?!22.05 - A Potted History o…

A guest means an unusual mic setup which means David sounds like he's in a bucket for this episode... but that's okay! Fellow Gentleman Ultra Ben joins us to talk Tábor, Chrudim, Bart, do a rhyming player quiz, have a drink-along-in-the-UK beer and more! 0.00 - opening 1.55 - FK Silon Tábor vs. Zbrojovka 14.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 22.05 - A Potted Histo…

Series six! Six! Three games, some new features, an absurd shoehorning of a new quiz format, dark, fruity beer, a couple of previews, and much, much more. 0.00 - opening 2.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Vlašim and Sigma B 11.25 - Hot? Or Not?! 19.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Dukla Praha 33.50 - A Potted History of... Dukla 41.25 - Tábor preview 48.10 - Beer of the Podca…

Blow off those relegation blues with the alternative awards, an exciting looking Beer of the Podcast, a crap shirt, a hype man and a potential Zbrojovkast competitor... 0.00 - opening 1.40 - the squad and management: ins, outs, shaken all abouts 14.25 - Hot? Or Not?! 24.15 - Beer of the Podcast 29.50 - the Zbrojovkast alternative awards 41.40 - out…

Sleepwalking complete, we're down. In a not-quite-the-last-episode episode, we look at the last couple of games, examine the numbers in-depth, do a couple of quizzes and then sod off to the pub. 0.00 - intro 1.05 - The last three games (but mainly Zlín) 9.00 - Examining the numbers and drawing conclusions 21.25 - Quiz Time! part one 26.00 - Hot? Or…

Focus on the quizzes as Zbrojovka start spiraling wildly out of control away to Baník and home to Pardubice. We talk sporting directors, appalling directions, power league, lower league, victory parades and Teplice away in the latest episode of the podcast.0.00 - opening2.10 - Baník Ostrava vs. Zbrojovka7.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Pardubice14.05 - Quiz Ti…

It's not gone as we hoped. Lie back and feel kind of ambivalent with us as we discuss three games, preview the final league group, have a chocolatey beer, talk Ukrainian/Brazilian friendship, listen to a band from UH, have a quiz and do a whole heap o' more! 0.00 - intro 0.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovan Liberec and České Budějovice 10.30 - Hot? Or Not?!…

BOING! That's the sound of the New Manager Bounce(tm) as we almost Zbrojovka it up against Pardubice. As well as that we've got a Scottish indie anthem, a South Korean goal machine, a flowery beer, Michelin-starred Brighton and a bunch of other crazy crap. 0.00 - opening 1.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Hradec Králové 3.20 - Manager Chat! 10.50 - Zbrojovka vs.…

We've got two home games in quick succession coming up, so we talk defeat at Sparta, get a great quiz, discover the benefits of cameras, the curse of David Huf, Scotland vs. Spain, Racing Club Warwick and much, much more.0.00 - intro1.25 - Sparta Prague vs. Zbrojovka13.35 - Hradec Králové preview21.30 - Quiz Time!29.05 - Hot? Or Not?!38.30 - A Word…

Fun and games despite the actual games in this episode as we dissect Teplice and Jablonec, drink sweet, sweet sugar, take your questions, listen to some classical music and get excited by a very big sandwich. 0.00 - opening 1.40 - Teplice vs. Zbrojovka 7.00 - What's the Deal with... Teplice? 13.10 - Hot? Or Not?! 25.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Jablonec 34.4…

Absolute bounce from Baník and Bohemians is zapped by Zlín and a cup debacle for the ages. But fear not! As well as that we've got Dutch drubbings, a Dutch prick, Dutch courage and a load more non-Dutch stuff. It's a Czech podcast after all. 0.00 - opening 1.55 - Bohemians vs. Zbrojovka 10.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 17.05 - a cup mess and Zbrojovka vs. Zlí…

Who's big in Benin and super at Srbská? Well, it's neither Sam nor David, but we'll tell you the answer as well as bringing you two games, two previews, a stadium name quiz, some pear and cinnamon loveliness, a cat update... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.10 - Slavia Prague vs. Zbrojovka 8.45 - Hot? Or Not?! 18.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Baník Ostrava 28.30 - …