This episode is very heavy on cow content. Or is that, steer content? Either way, the group finds one. Then they make new friends... and immediately ruin that friendship.

In this episode, Corbin and Tauren learn and immediate lesson about trust, and why they should ignore the voices in their heads. Because it was Corbin, however, it is just as quickly forgotten.

In this episode, Hi Anthony, the group continues on with their quest to find the source of the pickle voice in Corbin's head. What they find, well it's typical for them.

On what may be the most riveting episode to date, the group orders some pickles from a mysterious pickle vendor. They also do some other stuff, but it's mostly about the pickles!

Welcome back!! Sorry we stepped away for so long. We had things planned, but they fell through. In any case, were back now! The group is once again in session, trying to find the people who killed their extremely good, long-time, friend, Cobalto. Tune in and listen to us try to remember where the story was going, and get it back on track.…

Hello fellow social distancers! Welcome to a very special episode of the podcast. Today we have an interview we recorded with Chaz, aka the DM, aka Yahzick, of the internet sensation Mann Shorts!! We take some time to talk DnD, upcoming projects, and what its like to grow up in Florida. Make sure to check him out in all of his endeavors: Mann Short…

In these trying times, what better than to fill your stay-at-home mandate, than a little Zero Proficiency! On this episode, the group finds out the fate of their Druid friend. What on earth has he been up to? Find out on, well another episode after this one, but listen to this one first or you will be lost.…

On this riveting episode of the podcast, our heroes do their absolute best to avoid what would have been epic. What was it you ask? You'll just have to listen to find out!

After what seems like months off, it was a couple weeks, the podcast returns! This time we find the gang headed up to the mountains, in search of the final cave on their roster. What will they find when they get up there? How far did Corbin actually throw that Frisbee? Should they have taken the pulsing orb instead of giving it to their new friend?…

Welcome back! Kicking off the new year, exactly as they left the old, the group begins their journey to clear out the local caves and investigate some disappearances. Along the way, we meet a new friend who is on his own quest to discover the source of some treachery in the area. Getting together the group embarks on a trip into a cave that takes e…

Happy holidays, from all of us here at Zero Proficiency! Here is a wholesome holiday episode, that totally doesn't derail from that in the first five minutes at all! It wouldn't be us if there weren't technical issues and other calamities. Hope you enjoy! P.S. It's the last episode for the year! We will be back in January!…

On this episode, the main campaign story line continues with Corbin and Taurin discovering their cow friend is looking into some nefarious ways to bring back his deceased family members. The duo also spends some quality time in the park while they await a meeting, which will ultimately give them more to do than can be done in a reasonable amount of…

In this episode, we bring back our guest Carlos from the bonus campaign, and put that character he made to use! The three adventures must solve a magical puzzle put forth by an unknown evil. Will they survive? Will it be a better episode than last weeks? Will the podcast keep going? Find out in this weeks episode! Spoiler: Yes, the podcast will con…

On this episode of the podcast; we welcome another guest star, and proceed to make riveting content... Trying out something new, that will absolutely never be recorded again, we walk our guest through the character creation process for the character they will then play in the next, and far more enjoyable (please keep listening to us) episode. It's …

When last we left our two adventurers, Corbin had been banished to another plain, and Taurin was left facing the foe by himself. Will Corbin ever return to this plain? Will Taurin defeat the foe before him? Will the Chinese food survive the alternate plane of existence? Find out now! On this episode of The Zero Proficiency Podcast!…

In yet another guest episode of the podcast, three individuals attempt to traverse the landscape in hopes of finding and returning a lost artifact. Along the way they learn some new rules on spell selection! Tune in for another riveting episode... or just put it on mute in the background and pretend like you did. P.S. Dear, George Clooney... Hello,…

On this episode: we continue with our main quest line, following Corbin and Torrin as they begin their duties for the Knights of Lethander. Follow along as they head out on their noble steeds in search of adventure and Chinese food places open past 11pm!

This week on the Zero Proficiency Podcast, we take a quick break from actual playing of Dungeons and Dragons, to talk about our feelings... And to fill a gap where we had a cancellation last minute and we had nothing else. Anyways... It's actually not that bad, so take a listen and maybe you will get a reward.…

This week, we welcome another newbie into the world of Dungeons and Dragons! Join us as we take our guest along an adventure in an underground dungeon, and along the way rely on them to basically help out the ones who have played before and should have known what they were doing.

Another week with our brave adventurers on their main campaign quest. A week where questions will be answered. Questions such as; Who makes the best hot and sour soup? What exactly does that cloud look like? How far can we take an episode without actually accomplishing anything? Find out all this and more, this week on the Zero Proficiency Podcast!…

Our second guest episode! What happens when two bards and a ranger get together to solve a mysterious curse beset upon a town? Well the bards do nothing and our guest learns very little. Listen to it all now, on the ZeroProficiency Podcast!

This week, on another segment of our main campaign, the heroes, having just witnessing the death of their savior, make haste to a nearby city. Along the way some magic, in the form of some sweet cropped capris, happens. Join us for another crazy adventure, and listen to us talk about Chinese food way too much!…

Episode 2! That's right, we decided week 1 wasn't bad enough, and forged on to make more content! This week we welcome our first guest star and have some fun showing them the D&D ropes! Oh! It sounds better too!

Here it is! The long awaited, EPISODE 1! Just a friendly reminder, like the name suggests, we have no idea what we are doing. Take it easy on us, and I swear it will get better.

Hey, everybody! We here at ZeroProficiency just wanted to start off with a super quick introduction to get the ball rolling. Were working on a bunch of content right now for our official launch (coming soon!) but in the meantime, just a quick word on what were all about.