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46 The Christmas Chronicles - Escape from Butcher Bay1:23:14

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IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME! We fix The Christmas Chronicles! With a brief appearance by special guest / live fact-checker: Katrina.twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

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E45 How It Ends - Tossed Salads and Cloverfields1:30:03

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Get your go bags, road snacks, and father-in-law's ready because IT'S APOCALYPSE TIME! We saw how Netflix original How It Ends ends!twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

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E44 Samson - Hey There Delilah1:40:24

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Assbones! Fresh ropes! Dick cuts! Who knew the bible had so much good stuff in it?!twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

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EP43 John Carter - I'm a green son!1:32:02

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As it turns out, men aren't from mars, they just like to visit! We watched John Carter!twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

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E42 Fahrenheit 451 - Books, Birds, Burny Bros1:39:24

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This week we watched the HBO Original movie and ironically compelling argument for destroying art: Fahrenheit 451.twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

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E41 Winchester - Screenwriting 101: Save dat boi1:21:35

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This week, we took a took a self guided tour through the world of ghost-inducing unsettling architecture. We watched Winchester! Join Jacob, Mike, Daniel and O'Henry the Bag-Headed Boy as they uncover the secrets of this old house. Stay tuned at the end of the episode for a very serious improvised play about jealousy.twitter: @thirdactsaviorsin ...…

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E40 Pitch Perfect 3 - Smashing Upwards1:36:31

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This week, the boys stay perfectly on task and ONLY discuss Pitch Perfect 3, like they're supposed it. Here's a list of things that they DEFINITELY DON'T DISCUSS:Late night swords, Matthew Lesko's magic suit, Seattle Area Public Access, why you should always aim for the moom, Art! Art! Art! Art!, and Pharrell's very loud hat.twitter: @thirdacts ...…

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E39 88 Minutes - The Echolocation Conversation Station1:32:31

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We watched 88 Minutes!LANGUAGE DISCLAIMER:Also, hey gang, Daniel here. While editing this ep I beeped out some sexist language that we (mostly me) used. We like to be a little crude, and in this case I was trying to be shocking. But, listening back to it, I felt a gross about it. So, rather than excise the whole bit and pretending like I'm a sw ...…

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E38 Saban's Power Rangers - It says so right on the box!1:24:53

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Get out your executive desk toys and imprint Brian Cranston's face into them because Saban brought us some rangers and they're powerful! Stinky Pete makes a visit, and we learn about some Caboose Babies.

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E37 Geostorm - L.U.I.G.I.1:24:05

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It turns out the real monster... was that high pressure system that's rolling in on Wenesday. But don't worry, we have a space station that can shoot bombs and space lasers at it. Cancel the apocalypse with us and your best friend of indistinct European heritage: Gerard Butler.twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdacts ...…

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E35 - The Snowman - Harry Hole's Loose End1:38:32

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Mr. Policeman, we gave you all the clues... about which movie we watched! THE SNOWMAN! Unfortunately, this film bucks the snowman-movie trend of inanimate objects becoming living things, and instead portrays the opposite :(twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com…

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E34 Bright - The Ultimate Tree Milk Experience®1:48:16

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You sneak your way past the guards and enter the town… of Los Angeles! The city with a +2 against angels. We watched Bright! Stick around for a visit from Coldstone Steve Austin, a taste of authentic Morian salsa, and a cure for BVS.twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com…

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E33 The Boss Baby - You know, for kids! (feat. John Wachter)1:37:27

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Finally, a movie that goes place! And boy does this one GO PLACES! Join us as we join the boss baby on a quest through: heaven, the dark depths of capitalism, and several buttholes!Our special guest today is John Wachter, a very talented improviser and actor in the Seattle area. Find his OTHER podcast here: https://soundcloud.com/imprvnews9twit ...…

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E32 Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - WAR, WARIO, WALUIGI1:55:56

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We watched a movie with a really long name! Now no one will see our secondary title >:( Valerian is like a feature length Eiffel 65 music video, but with mouth spiders, an inter-dimensional shopping mall, and Rhianna! Stick around to hear Jacob's revolutionary pitch for an Austin Powers reboot.twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsavior ...…

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E31 The Santa Clause - E.L.F.S. (feat. Mike Schubert)1:51:36

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No, that's not a typo! The North Pole is just very litigious when forcing you to become a fat bearded man. Get ready for rude dads, rad boards, and reinhold judges. All of these things are featured in THE SANTA CLAUSE!Check out Potterless: https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdactsavio ...…

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E30 Rent - F*R*E*N*T*S1:04:17

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Come live la vie boheme! Eat huevos rancheros! Drink beer! Refuse to come off a balcony! Ya know, bohemian things! We watched Rent to see what an inclusive bad movie looks like.twitter: @thirdactsaviorsinstagram: @thirdactsaviorsemail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

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E29 Lady in the Water - The Ballad of Chad Level Peen (feat. Jekeva Phillips)1:45:55

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Today, we're joined by special guest Jekeva Phillips to watch Lady in the Water! Sexy bedtime babies, milkbeards, and incorrect volume calculations: this episode's got it all!Find out more about Jekeva's various projects!Subscribe to Word Lit Zine: http://squ.re/2xKB3B8Submit for WLZ's YA fiction contest: http://bit.ly/2j0gUPyGet your tickets f ...…

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E28 The Dark Tower - Clear Eyes, Dad's Face, Can't miss1:40:28

1+ y ago1:40:28

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BIG OL' SPOILER ALERT: If you plan on reading the books, and don't like spoilers skip to 10:18! But even after getting it all out at the beginning, we couldn't help but talk about some book stuff throughout the episode.On this START STUDDED episode, we fix everyone's favorite book series, movie, and lifestyle: the Dark Tower! Featuring special ...…

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E27 Wish Upon - Polydactyl Monkey Box (feat. Karen Hernandez)1:47:28

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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, because you just might have something unrelated but also bad happen! We traded in our gashapons so we could switch on Wish Upon. Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.comTwitter: @thirdactsaviorsInstagram: @thirdactsaviors

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E26 Thir13en Ghosts - 1337 wallh4x1:35:59

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Live from New York it's the Third Act Saviors! We're continuing our month of SCARY MOVIES with Thirt13en Ghosts. A bygone relic from the days when numbers were letters, too!Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.comTwitter: @thirdactsaviorsInstagram: @thirdactsaviorssoundcloud.com/thirdactsaviors

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E25 The Mummy - White Bandage Comedy Tour1:32:22

1+ y ago1:32:22

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Alternate titles were: 'Top Mum' and 'A Porky's Divided'. I think that's all the episode description needed for this one.Twitter: @thirdactsaviorsEmail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.comInstagram (NEW!!!!!!!!): @thirdactsaviors

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E24 xXx: Return of Xander Cage - Commemorative Sex Skateboard1:38:09

1+ y ago1:38:09

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Pop open that Surge, attach your wallet to a chain, and get ready to hack that sack because XANDER CAGE IS BACK, BABY! Our favorite thumb person (Vin Diesel) goes on a fun sex adventure and we've got some hot takes.twitter.com/thirdactsaviorssoundcloud.com/thirdactsaviorsthirdactsaviors@gmail.com

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TAS Classics #4: Cradle 2 the Grave - Go To Sleep Binch1:37:21

1+ y ago1:37:21

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Hope you've got your lobster forks ready because it's time to chow down on an exciting new episode of TAS! We discuss the DMX/Jet Li classic, Cradle 2 the Grave. This is one episode you shouldn't fall asleep to... bitch.

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E23 The Great Wall - The boys can see it all!1:29:10

1+ y ago1:29:10

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Sometimes, even the greatest walls aren't great enough. You gotta spice them up with some green dogs! We watched THE GREAT WALL starring MOTT DEMEON! Get ready for the triumphant return of ghostilingus and some entitled cars!Sorry for the late release everyone! I WAS AT A WEDDING OKAY! PUNISH ME VIA TWITTER @thirdactsaviors…

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E22 Life - Oh me fingies! (feat. Caroline Riley)1:24:23

1+ y ago1:24:23

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Did you know that mars is home to at least one MEAN BLOBS?! It's true! We watched LIFE to find out more. Stay tuned for rat jellies, hand crunches, and goopy Davids!!

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E21 The Bye Bye Man - Voldemort casts prestidigitation1:41:09

1+ y ago1:41:09

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Don't think it! Don't say it! Don't watch it! It's the Bye Bye Man! Join us as we taste some gam-gam biscuits, treat a 'dook infestation, and endure a social media marketing campaign from some etsy ghosts.

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E20 The Shack - Papa DO Preach1:34:51

1+ y ago1:34:51

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We were joined by very special guest Deb Kuykendall to watch The Shack! This movie is pretty much God turning his chair backwards and having a little one-on-one rap sesh with your immortal spirit about, like, life, man. And you know what? God's pretty cool, bro. He think you're fine just the way you are, sees people in rad colors, and makes spi ...…

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TAS Classics #3: Super Mario Bros. - Escape from New Donk1:32:38

1+ y ago1:32:38

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It's time to do the Mario! We discuss the greats of the Mushroom Kingdom: Mario, Luigi, Ashlee Simpson, and Milli Vanilli! Special guest visit by Siri.

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E19 I am Wrath - Malogna's Balogna1:36:24

1+ y ago1:36:24

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It's right-winger fantasy time everybody, because WE ARE WRATH!! Join us as we discuss John Travolta's head, the best place to hide guns (inside the wall), and the storied traditions of the Koopa family.

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Ep18: Seventh Son - A Well Oiled Bear1:26:48

1+ y ago1:26:48

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The listeners have willed it, and so shall it be done: we watched the Seventh Son! Join us on a veritable witch hunt, and stick around for a visit from CAT DRACULA! You lucky devils.Contact us! We'll watch your movie!Twitter: @ThirdActSaviorsEmail: thirdactsaviors@gmail.comCredit to Crumpet on Soundcloud for our fun Halloween music! https://sou ...…

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Ep 17: Monster Trucks - Be careful what you teach bees1:49:50

2y ago1:49:50

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Have you ever made a magical new best friend... and then trapped him in a car impress girls?! WE HAVE! We watched Monster Trucks!Get ready for the return of Dr. Tepper, Mr. Tibb's, as well as the premiere of Everybody Loves Bane-Mond and the launch of tumblr.ferngullysux.pizza. Most importantly, NEW EPISODE TITLE FORMATTING. OH YES.Get in touch ...…

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TAS Classics #2 - Ocean's 12 - Too Many Eggs!1:30:04

2y ago1:30:04

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Somebody heisted the plot out of this movie! We watched Ocean's 12! Join us for a trip to the Olive Garden, visit some Metal Gear Solid bad guys, and make lots of eating noises into the microphone (YOU'VE BEEN WARNED).

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Ep16 - Passengers - Pobody's Nerfect1:14:04

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Are you a bad guy? Do you wish there were more movies where you got to root for your bad guy kin? Passengers is the film for you! Also included is a brief digression on the musical artist Kaskade.

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Ep 15 - Secrets in Their Eyes1:24:30

2y ago1:24:30

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We looked in some very emotive eyes and found some secrets! And a cat dressed as Dracula! AAH! Join us as we fix this "thriller", rank all the movies we've seen so far, and compare the size of our peanuts!

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Ep 14 - The Boss - The Rise and Fall of Spaghetti feat. Kayla Teel1:27:39

2y ago1:27:39

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We watched THE BOSS with special guest Kayla Teel! For maximum participation, figure out your stance on Tagalongs (the cookie) before pressing play.

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Ep 13 - Allegiant - A Magical Jelly Bean Ride1:35:45

2y ago1:35:45

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Having never seen any of the movies in the Divergent series, we watched Allegiant! A recipe for success! Hop in your jelly beans, stick yourself to the side of a helicopter, and come and a wonderful ride with us straight to tarptown.

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Ep 12 - Tomorrowland - Ebert Shrugged1:36:38

2y ago1:36:38

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We watched Tomorrowland! Inappropriate child robot romance? Or viable explanation for what's been going on with the world for the last few years? YOU DECIDE

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Ep 11 - War Dogs - Wolf of War Street1:32:07

2y ago1:32:07

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Remember the bad kid that lived next door to you?! Spend a few hours with them by watching WAR DOGS

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Ep 10 - Flock of Dudes - Flaka Duds1:11:49

2y ago1:11:49

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We watched our favorite comedians CA$H SOME MFING CHECK$ in Flock of Dudes!

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Ep 9 - The BFG - Queen Dreams1:13:29

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May your giants be big and friendly. May your dreams be tooted from a horn. And may your queen blast some serious ass in front of the politest of company. We watched The BFG!

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TAS Classics - Swordfish - What a bunch of hacks!1:36:03

2y ago1:36:03

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Hop in your wayback machine because we're going back to a simpler time when chokers, the matrix, and soul patches were socially acceptable. Jacob's pick for this weeks Classics bonus episode is Swordfish!

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Ep 8 - American Ultra - My Chemical Boremance1:05:43

2y ago1:05:43

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This week, these three wise men watch some tough guys smoke some doobs and have an old fashioned spy fight!

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Ep 7 - Noah - Grandpa's Magical Berry Quest1:19:05

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Rock monsters! Fire swords! Fertilizing belly rubs from grandpa! Who knew the bible had so much cool stuff in it? Find out what else awaits you in NOAH!

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Ep 6 - Crimson Peak - Peak on a Leash1:23:45

2y ago1:23:45

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IT'S HALLOWEEN! Or at least it was when we recorded this. Join us for complaints about CGI, a timely reference to David Pumpkins, and a mildly scary trek up CRIMSON PEAK!

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Ep5 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows - I have another green son!1:36:14

2y ago1:36:14

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The ooze is purple this time, guys!! Help us uncover it's secrets in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows!