SKIPPERS - jump to 18:50 to begin the stories! Lisa spills her latest celeb crush and Rebecca judges (lol). We hear about a gin & tonic in the face, a smelly latecomer Bridesmaid, an emergency visit from police to a wedding reception, a teen who wears white to a wedding & a racist entitled bride. A new Double D feature is unveiled! Want more Se ...…

SKIPPERS - jump to 25:34 to begin the stories! This week we discuss a listener’s story about her friend / wedding photographer from hell who ends up totalling her car and getting charged with a DUI! We hear about a wine tasting tour bachelorette party gone wrong, and our saga Drama Mama Saga Pt. 3. Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some ex ...…

SKIPPERS - jump to 12:37 to begin the stories! A destination wedding where a bride who gets into a physical fight with her mother-in-law, a drunk wedding photographer, a freaky foursome with 3 bridesmaids (guess who the 4th was!) and so much more including mandatory haircuts for bridesmaids and our saga Drama Mama Saga Pt. 2. Want more Secret L ...…

SKIPPERS - jump to 23:30 to begin the stories! We chat about recent celeb engagement news (Chris Pratt & Katherine Schwarzenegger) before we get into yet another Cruise Control update. From there we argue about whether or not it’s socially acceptable to ask for monetary gifts in your wedding invitation. Stories this week run the gamut from list ...…

SKIPPERS - jump to 9:15 to begin the stories! A story about a couple who fell in love and wedded in front of the same lobster tank. A listener’s tale about a mean father who crapped all over his daughter’s wedding out of jealousy of her step-dad. A half-assed destination wedding, a groomsman so drunk he passed out and got trapped inside a revol ...…

SKIPPERS - jump to 14:51 to begin the stories! Happy 2019 - let’s chat about a Best Man who objected at a wedding and you won’t believe why! Following is a mind blowing tale about an obsessive ex who goes to extreme lengths to stop the groom from marrying his new fiancé. We chat details about Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth’s wedding, a Maid of Ho ...…

SKIPPERS - jump to 31:51 to begin the stories! In a very special episode of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast we chat about a creepy childhood Christmas memory from a listener, a henna artist discrimination, a bratty bridezilla with a sordid past & we check in on Rebecca’s prior 2018 predictions and see what she got right or wrong. We then di ...…

The Secret Life of Weddings is a comedy podcast co-hosted by veteran wedding photographers Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer. These ladies tell the world's craziest but true wedding stories! This short teaser episode shares horrible Best Man & Maid of Honour speeches, what happens when a mother of the groom wears white, and how a bouquet toss can go ho ...…

SKIPPERS - jump to 18:06 to begin the stories! Our 10 minute rule has been voted out by you guys! Instead we are giving you a timestamp of when the stories begin. We tell the conclusion to The Shallow Sisters Saga, a story about a reception proposal fight between 2 brides, a dramatic Cruise Control update & why you shouldn’t ask your wedding ph ...…

We have an update from The Sexy Photographer Romp - his side of the story! The Shallow Sisters Saga continues into part 2, Facebook Turkey-Gate 2018 & the silliest Hallmark Christmas wedding movie ending of all time.Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon (the first few are free) ...…

Our new Shallow Sisters Saga debuts this week! Self centred sisters are sooooo extra and we are here for every moment! A wedding “against god”, a Bridezilla who was obsessed with booking a very specific caricature artist, a groom who has a weird obsession with little people & really loves salsa, flakey groomsmen, a horny soccer mom, broken chin ...…

A bridesmaid has bad news … she’s in love with the groom and decided to tell the bride right before the ceremony! 50/50 Wedding Raffle Thief Gets Caught, Hora Mess, Stripper Date, Cop Date, Shoe Hits Wedding Cake, a Groom bangs a bridesmaid in a closet, mom falls in a fountain & more!This episode is sponsored by Endy. Get the $50 off your Endy ...…

The Secret Life of Weddings - Live in Toronto from Sat. November 17, 2018. We chat everything from an angry alcoholic bride who really cared about her open bar, to a big garter toss surprise, a shocking drunken vacation marriage, a bridesmaid who slept with the groom and came clean to the bride on the wedding night and so much more! Want more e ...…

We held a best wedding horror story contest in the Facebook group ‘That’s It I’m Wedding Shaming! (Non-Ban Happy Edition)’ and we read our winning stories! Tales this week include a dress that mom should definitely NOT wear to a wedding, that time every guest puked at once, a real sighting of a ghost bride from a listener, Best Man’s speech fea ...…

Just the tip of the drama iceberg we discuss this week: Everything from a using a cringeworthy ring made of hair to propose, a wino wedding planner, waiters selling cocaine to guests at a reception, a Greek wedding ceremony gone awry and a mother of the groom who is WAY too honest with her son when he gets left at the altar and OH so much more! ...…

Mwahaha! Welcome to our Halloween Spooktacular! We welcome our special guests Bek & Tyler from The Minds of Madness Podcast to celebrate Halloween 2018 and we explore how the world of true crime & ghost stories cross over into weddings! From 2 weddings where murders were committed by the grooms to the trend of Ghost Weddings Rituals in China & ...…

Lisa updates Rebecca about her mean neighbour (aka Cruella DeVille) before jumping into juicy wedding craziness! First up news about the newest royal baby … did Meghan & Harry actually announce their pregnancy AT Eugenie’s wedding?! Stories including ditching wedding guests, hot dog ceremony story, scary doll wtf, wedding day calamities, an Ore ...…

Update! A sexy photographer romp update from episode 66. Rebecca shares the weirdest religious wedding guest gift ever. We discuss a wedding with an ever revolving door of bridesmaids and a My Favorite Murder stagette party theme. We finish with a story about a stripper who ends up being an ex-girlfirend of an attendee and gives a private bathr ...…

This week we talk about a hot & sexy backseat romp between a Bridesmaid & the wedding photographers, a woman complains like crazy about her tiny engagement ring & we chat about top wedding party fashion tips. We then finished with the grand finale parts 8 & 9 of The Cruise Control Saga! THIS WEEK’S TWITTER QUESTION: What is the worst wedding me ...…

This week we get real and deliver some hard truths about a major issue in the wedding photography industry - #weddingvendorentitlement - and offer some ways around it! (Read more here and share with friends if you agree! (Dear Wedding Vendors: Photographers Don't Owe You Images - https://www.secretlifeofweddings.com/blog/2018/9/28/weddingvendor ...…

Happy 1st Anniversary to us! The worst (and kind of best) anniversary epic journey including a majorly disturbing restaurant embarrassment, a car wreck and crap explosion (yes that’s just ONE story), officially the WORST anniversary present - hint - it’s a *poorly* stuffed dead animal! There’s even more terrible anniversary present ideas such a ...…

It’s a Bridezilla Chronicles criss cross! On instalment #3, our sweetheart Bridezilla Informant turns the tables and dishes on her mother-in-law’s poor wedding behaviour, and tells us about the weirdest wedding gift they received - can you tell us what it means? Also on episode 63 we hear about a woman’s Fiancé nobody ever sees (hence ‘Ghost Gr ...…

This week we share a teensy update about Susan (you know, THAT Susan ... ), chat about a woman with mad wedding registry rage and how the bride she dished about wrote BACK. We also cover the worst wedding gifts, part 4 of the Cruise Control saga & some Q&A from listeners! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stori ...…

This week we discuss everything we know about the viral explosion known as the $1500 Bride Susan. From beginning to viral explosion to an update, we fill you in on all the juicy details! We also give you our professional opinions on whether this is true or just a creative fabrication … Also featured in this episode is a wild story about a Groom ...…

Episode 60 hits all the important points - shaming ANOTHER blow job wedding photo (this one is the worst yet!), Lisa’s story about a rude guest having a selfie taken DURING a wedding ceremony, a groom who was given a contract by his in-laws with stipulations he must agree to before his in-laws would approve of him (including losing weight) & so ...…

Lisa & Rebecca chat about everything from tipping your wedding vendors, twin wedding weirdness, a story about a baby kidnapping (has a happy ending!), a mom who reacts to an engagement by impersonating a goat, and more overbearing mother-in-law stories than you can shake a stick at! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra ...…

Episode 58 is filled with drama from a listener's story about a dumpster fire wedding with an ex-con groom and a heckling father, and our second Bridezilla Chronicles instalment where our secret Bridezilla Informant Tells ALL about her nightmare friend's nuptials & bachelorette, and more! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some ...…

This episode covers the most tacky tip jar (and no it’s NOT for the bar staff!), a bride who can’t turn her neck and rages over the wrong colour succulents in her bouquet, why one of our listeners has an abuse clause in her contract and a couple who planned a double wedding & why it was SUPER selfish! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the ...…

In this episode Lisa & Rebecca chat about an overbearing savage German grandma (who thinks buffets are TACKY!), an emergency room visit for a pair of newlyweds with a great sense of humour, an over-the-top patriotic Las Vegas nightmare wedding and the cheating Bride who gave the Groom his "out", a Good Samaritan who helped a couple board their ...…

Episode 55 covers tons of ground - everything from how to make your wedding vendors feel SO LOVED, a controversial argument for abolishing all +1s, a suit’s epic journey, and the most self-centred Maid of Honour EVER, a Taylor Swift engagement tale (which REALLY pisses of Rebecca) and a story you will NEVER FORGET about a pirate themed wedding ...…

In episode 54 the girls chat about the worst engagement announcement ever (dick pic ring selfie … join our FB Group to see the photo!) #MeanWeddingWishes, a Bride who made her Bridesmaids fight over text for their dresses, a crazy selfish Bride who wasn’t happy even after TWO DESTINATION STAGETTE PARTIES, and a story about a rando girl who cras ...…

This week Lisa & Rebecca chat about an imaginary Fiance, tales from a bridal shop alterationist, a Bride's worst nightmare - the absolute destruction of her wedding gown (eek!), bigamy bust up and surprise ... you're cousins! This episode is brought to you by Zola, the world's most kick ass, free wedding registry & planning website! Get your fr ...…

Episode 52 begins with details about Adam Sandler crashing a wedding in Montreal, dishing about an uber sexy burlesque style dance routine performed at a recent wedding, an angry girlfriend who used her shoe to crack a hole into her boyfriend's head, talking crap about the bride while accidentally overheard on the sound system, a Bride who ditc ...…

Episode 51 covers everything from a Tim Horton's Poutine taste test, what's happening with social media madness & iPad guest obsessions taking over weddings, shit running down a Bridesmaid's leg in a hotel hallway (left turn there, eh?), a gold digging stepmom, a boyfriend who starts shy and ends up as a legend, a wedding crasher who is beyond ...…

Warning: This episode is for hardcore Squeems! We go almost 2.5 HOURS in celebration of our 50th main episode! With rosé wine glass in hand (and the bottle right next to Lisa), we tell juicy stories about a horny bride who couldn't wait...but she hits on a GUEST, not the groom! There's an arrest at a drive-thru window, #WeddingDrama Tweets from ...…

As recently mentioned in The New York Post (Article here: https://nypost.com/2018/06/06/instagram-has-made-bridezillas-worse/) this week's episode features an interview with a SECRET Bridezilla Informant who is dishing her terrible Las Vegas Stagette experience on our NEW feature - The Bridezilla Chronicles! Watch your vicious behaviour Bridezi ...…

This episode is chock full of the wedding disasters you love! Including stories about a Bride who loved Disney a little TOO much, a wedding guest robber, poorly thought out epically sexual wedding speeches, what happened to a drunk chick when she went into the wrong hotel room (spoiler - it’s SO MUCH WORSE than you think…) and more! This week’s ...…

Lisa & Rebecca re-cap on all the Royal Wedding drama, and talk everything from angry Catholic priests to head shaving in the name of love and photo booth sex by a wedding coordinator & the best man! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron ...…

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Missed Photo Misery, Tormenting The DJ & Vagina Facials? That's all the teaser you're getting this week... This week’s episode is brought to you by Sudio Headphones! We adore our Sudio Regent headphones - they look and sound amazing. To get your own, check out this link and use discount code WEDDINGS for 15% off any purchase: https://goo.gl/18C ...…

Visit our new website & Canada shop (especially made for Americans) so you can buy Jos Louis & delightfully funny / passive aggressively bitchy greeting cards to support the show! http://secretlifeofweddings.com | On episode 44 Rebecca & Lisa officially have Chef Brendeaux on as a guest! He tells the girls all about a wonderfully eccentric wine ...…

Tinder horror stories & dick pic offers here we come! Since dating is a gateway drug that leads to marriage - it's the dating app extravaganza! In an record-breaking 2.5 hour episode, Lisa & Rebecca are invited over to record this episode on-location at their recently-single friend Veronica's place - the reason? So these 2 out-of-touch married ...…

Chef Brendeaux returns! Lisa & Rebecca talk everything stag / bachelorette party! Rebecca even tells her own disaster stagette party story, and the girls finish with an R-rated Reddit Rip story that's completely ridiculous & hilarious! To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com Love ...…

In record-breaking episode 41, Lisa & Rebecca gossip for a whopping 1 hour and 41 minutes! From a mother of the bride who won’t shut up, to an insane self-involved cousin of the groom, the girls talk about the worst of the worst wedding guests! They also talk about a panicky bride’s pre-wedding nightmares and answer listener questions including ...…

The stories are flying EVERYWHERE for episode 40 this week! Lisa & Rebecca talk about everything under the sun, including but not limited to: 1970s joke throwback photos, bad hairdressers, ripped wedding dresses, shocking wtf wedding day confessions, corporations sponsoring weddings as a new trend, a surprise groomsman who nobody asked to parti ...…

On the 39th episode of The Secret Life of Weddings Lisa & Rebecca chat about a listener's wedding where someone brought an unexpected +1 - the ex-girlfriend of the Groom! Next up a facial burn results in a stepmother banning her new stepdaughter from being in the wedding (that's COLD) and in this week's Reddit Rip - have you ever heard of payin ...…

Live from Reading, Pennsylvania - Lisa & Rebecca chat about a myriad of wedding craziness! Everything from the most epic damaging rain storm that destroyed an outdoor wedding reception to a story about kissing cousins you will NEVER be able to un-hear, we have it all this week including The Reddit Rip and a rogue ballsack. You’ll see what we me ...…

Do you live near Reading, PA? Come to our first live podcast show! Visit http://dynamicimagesconference.com to attend the recording on Sunday March 25, 2018 in Reading, PA to buy tickets. This episode is absolutely SLAMMED with stories, including a guest's wardrobe malfunction during the bouquet toss, accidentally crashing WWE wrestler Chris Je ...…

SO much dirt this week! Everything from a crazy ass jealous bitchy sister, to a listener with a story about how her aunt called her a sl*t (seriously not cool!) and then the time a wedding venue coordinator hit on the Groom just DAYS before his wedding! Did he tell his Bride? Listen to find out! We also chat about the wedding myth about choosin ...…

This week Lisa & Rebecca chat about the world's worst mothers-in-law from hell! Then Lisa & Rebecca talk with WWE personality & all around cool funny girl Renee Young & chat everything from haunted houses to her elopement-style wedding to former WWE World Champion wrestler Dean Ambrose (aka Jonathan Good) Finishing up this episode Lisa & Rebecc ...…