You want a billion dollars? It's not that hard. All you have to do is dig up the entire Atlantic ocean. How big could it possibly be? Louie's already on it, so you'd better get started.

Are you PC? If not, you should probably keep that to yourself for the next hour. I think you'll figure out why. It will retard the spoilage of your evening.

Ape/sign language enthusiasts may have lost their hobby, as Koko the gorilla has died. Jack may suggest that your new pastime be Gulf of Mexico preservation.

Are you a real baby boomer? Yes you are, because the requisite quiz is the easiest thing in the world. The gate to becoming a successful real estate flipper is a bit harder to pass. Sidney did it, so listen up.

We've got stories about the old radio business, old celebrities who aren't really celebrities any more, old music. As long as it didn't happen within the past 30 years, we've got the scoop.

What if God was one of us? Well he's not, but a lot of people substitute celebrities for God, and they are one of us. Although they do seem to be able to get away with a lot more than a normal person.

We've all had that person in our lives that are needy. "More me now" as Tom would say. Well Jim Ryan can give you some insight on what to do with those people and give you some space to just breathe

Humans can be their own worse enemy. Gordon explains how to go through those up and downs without loosing your mind....it's for a good cause

It's raining politics, kids and Hollywood OH MY! Kristyn Burtt gives us the low down in Hollywood from what is a must see movie to rappers being shot. It's a broad spectrum

They say Jews make the best comedy writers. We put that to the test by having Roy do some material immediately before we talk about children dying. Some may consider that to be cruel.

There's nothing good on TV. All the more reason to read books, right? One of those books is called Lacks Self-Control, by Roy. It's got a lot of stories with bad endings, but in a funny way. It's a comedy of errors kind of thing.

Everyone thinks movies are making more money than ever, but movies in the 50s had a distinct advantage: they only made one worth watching every few years. Still, 200 million dollars in a week is pretty good.

Skip giving dad a tie this year and get him some thoughtfully selected clips! Featuring: Joe Zimmerman, Mike Reiss, Kevin Bozeman

Jerry Springer and Africa have both had troubled histories. There's some instability there. They should both take some cues from what recently became the least unstable scripted network TV show in history. If either of them can last 30 years without something bad happening, I think a lot of people will be surprised.…

You don't have to be a good singer to be a good singer. That sounds impossible, but consider Bob Dylan. Unfortunately, the same lax attitude cannot be taken toward comedy, which means traveling deep into purgatory to perform at comedy clubs that don't actually exist. Good story material, though.

All us young people aren't as religious as in the past. Maybe that's a mistake, since young people are all constantly upset whereas elderly nuns tend to be pretty carefree. Perhaps we should all marry Jesus. Half of marriages end in divorce anyway.

Einstein wasn't just physics. Some of his opinions involved, for example, Chinese people. They weren't all bad, but you know. You know what is all bad? Political corruption.

It seems like everyone is a parent these days, even comedians. As such, parenthood is a hot topic. That and story slams. Whatever those are.

Unless you live in the city, life is a constant vigil against ticks who will kill you if they touch you. At least that's what Bob and Kathryn seem to believe. Phil is more concerned with matters of voice acting, though he did voice a character in The Tick. It's not quite the same.

This hour we address two different types of parenthood. First, being the parent of a wild animal. To sum it up, don't do it. Then we move onto the father/daughter relationship, which while strong in Italian culture is often neglected elsewhere.

Bad news for people who always dreamed of being a subsistence farmer: technology has taken that job. For the rest of us, that means more actually fun jobs. Automation takes jobs, but are there any currently automated jobs you'd want to do?

A tin star is bad news if there's a notorious outlaw in your town. A silver star is an honor. A gold star is great when you're in grade school, but if you're related to someone in the military, it's something you don't want. For those who get one anyway, there's the Gold Star Ride Foundation. They like the military and they especially like moto ...…

In private, a lot of people have favorable views toward porn. It's great, right? Maybe not. Humans seem to be designed specifically to get destructively addicted to things, and porn is one of them. It sounds weird until you consider how many people get addicted to pulling the lever on a slot machine. It doesn't take much.…

Ted Bundy is dead and we may be looking at peace with Korea. Things are looking good. Still, it might be a good idea to try and find out why Bundy did what he did. Sullivan did just that. Then he wrote it down in a book.

Fetishes are weird. That's their defining characteristic, really. As far as fetishes go, feet are arguably low on the weirdness scale, though you won't be winning that argument with someone who's being actively showcased.

On top of the podcast being a family show and Alex expecting another baby any minute, Edoardo has a book of poems on the topic of early fatherhood. We take the concept of a family podcast to extremes.

There's a pub in the British Isles. Actually, there are hundreds of them. Each one has a slightly different accent despite being an average of 4 feet from each other.

With all the death going on in the world, we take a moment to address the growing plague that is depression. Not that we can do anything about it, but we can address it. We can also address how LBJ was an unpleasant person.

We've got a doozy of an episode for ya; no NHL, no NBA? No Problem. Clips Featuring: Seaton Smith, Dean Edwards, Jo Koy, Jake Johannsen

Want some treasure? Well, go find it. We're not gonna give you any. Once you've found your treasure, make sure you're legally allowed to keep it. Or be like a pirate and hide it, surreptitiously trading rubies for sailcloth. Or maybe something other than sailcloth.

Another celebrity has killed themselves. This time it's Anthony Bourdain. This is why, as Dean would say, it's important to tell your friends you love them. Philip would disagree.

Philip was an athlete in an era when the gender lines were much clearer, a fact which he appreciates. Seaton, on the other hand, has been pinned by at least a handful of women, and not in the good way. From a certain perspective, the All in the Family theme had a point.

Some people just have good lives. You may be familiar with a few. Other people make themselves sick just for the attention. One could surmise that their lives aren't so great. It's a complex phenomenon.

Robin Williams and some horrible woman are both dead. Robin's legacy will probably endure for longer, especially since people like Dave are writing about him. On an unrelated topic, what do you think about mandatory minimums? Kevin doesn't like them.

Kate Spade got everyone talking about suicide for the week, so we continue that trend. We try to cheer everyone up with the world song in the world, and when that doesn't work we try the topic of small business failure. All great ideas.

People these days are so boorish. They don't thank you for opening doors, they don't apologize, and they shoot you. Depending on where you live, the shooting thing might not be quite as prevalent as the other two. Still, learn some respect.

There are a lot of ways to shorten your lifespan. Smoking, drinking, all that kind of stuff. Herpes won't, but you still don't want it. As you probably guessed, this is a cheery episode.

Harold Ramis - gone but not forgotten. Violet is his daughter, so you'd hope she wouldn't forget. In fact, she wrote a book called Ghostbuster's Daughter. While that's on its way, pour yourself a spoon of cocaine and waste ten years of your life listening to us.

If you want a lot of muscle, you'll need to make some sacrifices. Flexibility, lifespan, ability to breathe properly. That kind of thing. Bob personally prefers you don't make the exchange.

Martha Haney took an axe, and gave Rod something to write a book on. Why does a woman behead her mother in law? We'll probably never know. If anyone can figure it out, it'll be Rod. It's a family tradition.

The mob is an oft-romanticized organization. That doesn't mean it's a good thing. For example, imagine trying to be a father while also dodging hits and feds. John Gotti Jr. did imagine it and decided it wasn't for him.

Is this a time of change for you? It's not a time of change for the news since they seem to have their schtick down, but for the rest of us we have to try to make change a good thing rather than bad.

It's time to get some sleep. Wait, not now. Do it after the podcast is over. Also, don't use Ambien to do it unless you can lock yourself in an empty room.

We're all sea dogs today, owing to Adrift and some other sea-related stuff. Nobody seems too excited about the prospect.

Looks like the Best Of is stuck in summer school again, but snuck in some great clips to help pass the time. Clips Featuring: Butch Patrick, Dr Joseph Alton, Paul Mecurio

Wizard World is back, this time in Iowa. Butch will be there, being a supernatural entity and all. Though Jay-Bee is a baseball wizard, apparently that's not the type they're thinking of, so he's staying here.

Uber is great, unless you get shot. Then it's not so great. If you do get shot and manage to survive, head over to Sue and get some EMDR to make sure you don't end up with PTSD.

Ian, worried about Melania, calls in to see if we know where she is. We don't, and the news is boring, so instead it's an hour of Trump and his latest shenanigans.

Trump has decided to fix our crowded prison system one person at a time, starting with Dinesh D'Souza and that other guy. Meanwhile India is the land of good spellers.

The world sometimes has doom. Sears, for example, is experiencing some doom. But sometimes there's bloom. Dogs are nice. So is learning how to prevent someone from dying in an emergency. Dr. Alton can help you with that.