200 episodes later and The Best Of continues to roll on! A huge thank you to Tom Barnard and our sponsor Bradshaw & Bryant for allowing this nonsense to continue! Great Clips from: Jeff Dye, Adam Ray, and Ms. Pat

Dreams can come true with Disney. Adam would know. He was Wolverine. And Squirt Gun Cop. What, you've never heard of Squirt Gun Cop?

There are many mysterious - some might call them strange - figures in American history. Prince. Dennis Rodman. LBJ. And only in comedy is it remotely possible to connect the three.

Is Bigfoot really a monster? He doesn't hurt anyone. He just likes to walk around. Regardless, Erin is in search of him and other cryptozoological wonders. El Chapo, ironically, is in fact a monster even though he's human. Jack was in search of him until he caught him and put him in jail. This time for good, hopefully. In Search of Monsters on ...…

The Mueller report is out, but even more. Or something. Reactions range from denial to denial. Which flavor of denial depends on whether or not they voted for Trump. Either way, it's much less exciting than people were hoping and everyone is disappointed.

Leon is one of those people who went through what most psychologists would call "contributing factors" when testifying at a criminal trial. Then he went through it again, several times. Instead of becoming a criminal, he became a 32 year Navy veteran. And here we are just making a podcast. Our excuse is that we have daddy issues, much like the ...…

Everything is horrible. Except for Jeff Allen. And Ricky Nelson. Jeff has an advantage on Ricky due to still being alive, and he leverages that advantage by doing comedy.

Cory, unlike Tom, is not a centrist. What he is is not a radical, which is like 90% of the way there right now. We don't know Randall's political views because he's too busy pillaging pieces of eight from dead pirates. He didn't kill them though. Time did. Radicalized Book Link- amzn.to/2ImqNVS The Curse of Oak Island: The Story of the World’s ...…

While Paris burns, we dance. Because we aren't firefighters and probably wouldn't be helpful. We also collectively don't watch Game of Thrones. It's great entertainment.

Did you know that Trump doesn't take anything seriously? I bet you did. And if you didn't, we've got some proof for you, in book form. We've also got a book about the opposite of not taking anything seriously. It was called the 60s. There's a healthy medium between the two. Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump Book Link- bit.ly/Commander ...…

AI is going to kill us all. Again. Until then we have some confirmed threats, like Notre Dame being on fire. Bad things are a lot less fun to discuss when they're actually happening.

If you haven't taken down your Christmas lights, just leave them up, the snow apparently won't stop, and neither will The Best Of! Clips Featuring: Ruben Paul, Ramy Romany, Jimmy Pardo, Eddie McDaniel

Josh, or "J" as he's famously known in the industry, is taking applications for a shabbos goy. Compensation starts at two sheqalim per melachot. Joel isn't looking because he's a heretic.

Did you know that Tom's not a racist? Content of their character and whatnot. Ruben promises his stand-up is a lot less serious than this.

First there were mummies. Then there was The Mummy. Now there's Ramy, which kind of sounds like mummy. You can see all three, but Ramy's is the easiest. Just tune in to Discovery at 9 CST tonight.

Pay attention to the news and you'll see a lot of very wealthy people telling you that it's impossible to be wealthy unless you vote for them. That's nothing new, though disparaging a system as unfair while publicly making millions off it is a little brazen even for politics.

Play ball! Virtual ball. You can do a lot of things in the digital world that would be impossible or illegal here. On the other hand, you can't invent a new pitch or set a new record unless you try it in real life. No emery boards in MLB: The Show. K: A History of Baseball in Ten Pitches Book Link- amzn.to/2GdjyMH…

Have you ever wondered why millionaires risk prison time for a small profit? So has everyone else for the past 5000 years or so. We might be closer to the answer, but we're definitely no closer to a cure.

Rick is Bob Sansevere's friend. Bob Sansevere is very tan. According to Dr. Farhat, tanning too much is bad. Therefore, Bob is bad. It's simple logic. That's why the rest of us stay indoors 23 hours a day. The Sport Business Handbook: Insights from 100+ Leaders Who Shaped 50 Years of the Industry Books/Website- horrowsports.ventures/books…

On the list of most famous names worldwide, Mike has rocketed to the top owing to his underdog performance as Demolition Guy. Not to be confused with Demolition Man. Very different.

The Final Four has arrived and so have the final 3 clips for this week! Featuring: Monroe Martin, Kristyn Burtt, Paul Morrissey

Falling into the grand canyon. Claiming to be someone who's a decade younger than you. More race crap. These are just some of the ways humanity has disappointed us lately.

There are three kinds of unwanted touching: benign, malicious, and lethal. An example of that last one would be getting hit by a drunk driver. It technically counts. The odd thing is that it also gets you in a lot less trouble than touching someone on the back.

Growing up with an extremely famous father has its sides, both up and down. You've probably heard a few hundred stories of child celebrities growing into messed up adults. Well Richard Jr.'s is a story of growing into that, then out of it. IN A PRYOR LIFE Book Link- bit.ly/PryorLife

Imagine a teenage girl who has never read a newspaper or watched TV. Wait, that's like all of them now. Well, in the 1960s that was unusual unless you were raised in religious isolation your entire life. Kind of like Patricia was. Book Link- bit.ly/LittleSisterAMemoir

Wanna go explore potentially deadly areas? What if you didn't actually have to go anywhere? Unless you don't have access to the Travel Channel, you're set. For Josh it's as much exploration as it is a creative effort. Perhaps he read Austin's book. He definitely does Keep Going. Keep Going: 10 Ways to Stay Creative in Good Times and Bad Book Li ...…

Trump has been found guilty of colluding with his golf equipment. The conspiracy? To report his golf score incorrectly. Sources indicate it's been going on for years and has cost the nation upwards of no dollars. Will finally be the incident that finally sees him ousted?

After Us (yes, we're still talking about it) disappointed everyone by not being a horror movie, maybe you're still jonesing for some terror. Perhaps Soul to Keep, a movie about Beelzebub would be more to your liking. Or if you're looking for the exact opposite of a horror movie, try Minnesota-opoly, where the first space is hot dish. “Soul To K ...…

Once upon a time, Minnesota was known for its lack of physical contact and social discomfort. Now that's everyone everywhere. We're having a serious identity crisis. Kind of like Us. And Dumbo. Not Unplanned though. That one knows exactly what it wants to be.

The snow is gone but this episode is still waist deep in clips. Featuring: Jamie Lissow, Deon Cole

Every day, AI gets a little bit smarter. It won't be long until it's on our level. It doesn't help that people are born stupid. The kind of stupid where if you leave them alone for ten minutes they'll somehow die. There is an upside: buying a new robot is a lot easier than having a kid.

Even though we're in Minnesota, it's warm. Well, depending on who you are. To an Alaskan such as Jamie, not only is it relatively warm, we have all sorts of stores and delivery trucks. Exciting!

Yes, I'm aware her name isn't Plummer any more, but I liked the pun. I'd also like making nearly six figures. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd become an auto tech at Walser and my dream would come true. www.walser.com

It's all Jussie all the time. It's understandable, given how everyone but twelve people on earth believe that he's guilty. Maybe he'll be like Al Capone and get busted for something completely unrelated, like mail fraud. The USPS doesn't mess around. You know who does mess around is God, who once promised not to flood the planet ever again. App ...…

We talk about movies a lot. We talk about charity less, but still a lot. Today we're talking about both, because the Alamo Draft House is giving free movie tickets to anyone involved in education. Whether high school or home school, you're in. Faculty included! https://drafthouse.com/twin-cities

Work and joy don't often go together. It makes sense; work is something you do because you have to, not because you want to. But wanting something is a matter of perspective, and perspective can be changed. Joy might be able to help you with that. The Joy in Business: Innovative Ideas to Find Positivity (and Profit) in Your Daily Work Life Book ...…

Renee isn't so jolly these days, owing to the fact that her son was expelled after being falsely accused of rape in college. Due process is becoming rarer every day as the court of public opinion gains power. It's time to make a change.

Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it's the Tom Barnard Show, obviously. Also Mary Tyler Moore. And now you can watch a biography of her life, which wasn't as "throw your hat in the air" happy as you probably hoped. At least she didn't have to worry about this whole electoral college thing. The Indispensa ...…

As if Dumbo's life wasn't sad enough, now everyone in the real world hates him too. Well, the critics do anyway. Will he get his happy ending when the audience reviews come in?

The Comics Code Authority sounds cool, but it almost killed Dracula. Wait, wouldn't that be a good thing? Anyway, there was once a time when you couldn't depict anything you want wherever you want. There's something to be said for restraint, but not everything has to be Leave it to Beaver. James Warren agrees. James Warren, Empire Of Monsters: ...…

As a show that relies on technology to propagate, we feel it's our responsibility to let you know that we don't know anything about you and probably never will. There was a time when that would have been insulting. Now it's considered benevolent. Zucked: Waking Up to the Facebook Catastrophe Book Link- bit.ly/ZuckedCatastrophe…

Spring is officially (Astronomically) here. And so is yet another episode of The Best Of! Clips Featuring: Wilifred Reilly, Tone Bell, Rojo Perez, Adrian Washington, Baron Von Raschke

Know your rights. Thanks to Chris, you don't even need to worry if your battery is dead as long as you don't mind reading them off a monument. As an added bonus they haven't made a monument inscribed with a Twitter feed yet, so you'll be safe AND informed. acmecomedycompany.com

Before you listen to this episode, you'll want to get yourself a can of Tab and a pair of drop-proof pants for the full experience. I think the latter is called a "belt" or something. moa.houseofcomedy.net

Just one day before Wilfred published his book on fake hate crimes, there was a high profile fake hate crime. Some might call that suspiciously lucky. He'd call it probability, given how depressingly common they are. Hate Crime Hoax: How the Left is Selling a Fake Race War Book Link- amzn.to/2OgzEZd

Finland is pretty happy right now. Not for any specific reason. They just are. Steffanie is also pretty happy, mostly because her husband is alive. Did you know that there are helpful viruses that eat bacteria? She certainly does. The Perfect Predator: A Scientist's Race to Save Her Husband from a Deadly Superbug: A Memoir Book Link-bit.ly/Perf ...…

Dementia is one of the worst fates that can befall a person. That's not going to change any time soon, but all it takes to make it a little less bad is being treated a little better. One thing to avoid is pulling a six shooter on them like a wild west outlaw. If you're doing that, you're going to want to make some serious life changes. www.alzh ...…

They say power corrupts. They are correct. They also used to say weed would make you crazy. Sounds stupid, but consider this: people are getting crazier and weed is getting more legal. Could be a coincidence, but you never know.

You should always be your best self. One of the ways you can do this is by having a functioning immune system. If you don't have one of those, that should be step one. Step two is figuring out what you're good at then getting better at it. An Elegant Defense: The Extraordinary New Science of the Immune System: A Tale in Four Lives Book Link- bi ...…

What encourages laying on the couch all day more than Hollywood? Nothing. Well, one thing. A medical mistake that results in temporary paralysis would do it. So today we arguably cover the top two reasons not to leave the house.