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S2E18 - Money Doesn't Grow on Bees

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NOTHING, NOT A SINGLE THING OR EVENT IN ALL HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE TERRIFYING MAGNITUDE OF EPISODE 18! AND NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP ME FROM OBTAINING THAT WHICH I DESIRE AND DESERVE--NOT THE ONGOING CRIPPLING DEBT FROM THE CONTRACTARIANS, NOT THE ERSATZ "EVIL" OF MY WORTHLESS NEPHEW, AND NOT THE SEEMINGLY UNAVOIDABLE CHAOS OF A CAR WASH FUND RAISER! THIS EPISODE WILL PRESENT YOU WITH VITAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DEALING WITH SALT CONTENT IN YOUR SOIL AND WATER, THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANING YOUR GARDENING TOOLS, AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS ADVISABLE TO FEED BANANAS TO YOUR PETS, BUT YOU WILL ALSO LEARN HOW BEST TO DEAL WITH UNWANTED INSECTILE LOTHARIOS, WHAT THE OBJECTIVE BEST PART OF GOING THROUGH A CAR WASH IS, AND WHAT PRECISELY IS GOING ON WITH A CERTAIN BRAND OF SOAP! ONE THING THAT YOU MAY NOT LEARN HERE IS WHY, EXACTLY, SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SO OBSESSED WITH A PARTICULAR PACHYDERM-PATED PSEUDO-CELEBRITY, AS IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THERE ARE YET MYSTERIES UNSOLVED BY EVEN THE VAST INTELLECT OF SKELETOR! BUT JUST WAIT! SOON NOTHING SHALL ESCAPE MY BRAINY GRASP! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton Buzz-Off: Miles Stokes Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Moss-Man: Brandon Brown Snout Spout: Rafael Medina

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NOTHING, NOT A SINGLE THING OR EVENT IN ALL HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE TERRIFYING MAGNITUDE OF EPISODE 18! AND NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP ME FROM OBTAINING THAT WHICH I DESIRE AND DESERVE--NOT THE ONGOING CRIPPLING DEBT FROM THE CONTRACTARIANS, NOT THE ERSATZ "EVIL" OF MY WORTHLESS NEPHEW, AND NOT THE SEEMINGLY UNAVOIDABLE CHAOS OF A CAR WASH FUND RAISER! THIS EPISODE WILL PRESENT YOU WITH VITAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DEALING WITH SALT CONTENT IN YOUR SOIL AND WATER, THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANING YOUR GARDENING TOOLS, AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS ADVISABLE TO FEED BANANAS TO YOUR PETS, BUT YOU WILL ALSO LEARN HOW BEST TO DEAL WITH UNWANTED INSECTILE LOTHARIOS, WHAT THE OBJECTIVE BEST PART OF GOING THROUGH A CAR WASH IS, AND WHAT PRECISELY IS GOING ON WITH A CERTAIN BRAND OF SOAP! ONE THING THAT YOU MAY NOT LEARN HERE IS WHY, EXACTLY, SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SO OBSESSED WITH A PARTICULAR PACHYDERM-PATED PSEUDO-CELEBRITY, AS IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THERE ARE YET MYSTERIES UNSOLVED BY EVEN THE VAST INTELLECT OF SKELETOR! BUT JUST WAIT! SOON NOTHING SHALL ESCAPE MY BRAINY GRASP! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton Buzz-Off: Miles Stokes Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Moss-Man: Brandon Brown Snout Spout: Rafael Medina

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