"WHERE ARE THE JEWELS?!?" Hitler's Holy Relics by Sidney D. Kirkpatrick (Pt.2)

Elton Reads A Book A Week

Join Elton in the exciting conclusion to Hitler's Holy Relics in which we find our hero, Walter Horn and his silent, but deadly sidekick Eugene "Stone Blood, Death Comes For Us All" Dollar, as they hunt down the perpetrators of Crown Jewel thievery! Intense interrogation action, while busting Nazis high and low--ALL while screaming, "WHERE ARE THE JEWELS!?"

Will there be deceit? Yes.

Will there be Nazis? Yes.

Will they get killed? Yes--well, a lot of them will, but not all of them.

Will there be inappropriate tangents? Um...yeah, probably, sorry about that.

Will all quotes attributed to Winston Churchill be accurate? Yes, to the best of my knowledge and imagination.

Will there be another deletion of this episode description and another rewrite? F%ck I hope not.

Listen to it all now in this part two episode!

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APOLOGIES SECTION: Elton would like to apologize to the following persons, places, and things: Germany (all of it), the German people (all of them), the German language, The Bee Gees, Winston Churchill, fertilizer factory workers who aren't Nazis, chicken farmers who aren't Nazis, Jenna Fischer, victims of bombing raids, and overused bits.
A very special thanks to Jenna Fischer and Diedrich Bader.