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Episode 44 - Jesusily Sprinting Across A Field

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Intro:
In the riveting opening act, our hosts embark on a journey of name fusion that rivals the complexity of a Marvel Cinematic Universe plotline. Pedro Pascal's personal life takes an unexpected detour, leading to dreamy "quarple" scenarios involving Lena Headey and Jeff Goldblum. Amidst the chaos, aaaAAAaaa manages to concoct a cocktail named "Jesus Faced," a beverage more diverse than your neighbor's conspiracy theories. Sip along as they share the recipe, make pronunciation jokes, and nonchalantly introduce a sponsor, because what's a podcast without a dash of capitalism?
Scriptures:
Abish takes us on a wild ride through the Book of Mormon, dissecting chapters with the finesse of a literary critic on caffeine. Chapters 15 to 18 of 3rd Nephi get a Letterkenny-style makeover, leaving us wondering if Joseph Smith was secretly a fan of quirky Canadian humor. Our hosts delve into Jesus' Nephite escapades, including a magical wine party that makes Bacchus blush. The podcast takes an unexpected turn into Nephite larping, with the sacrament reenactment being as serious as your aunt's love for cat sweaters. Personal anecdotes are shared, emotions run high, and a potential commercial break looms in the background.
Church Teachings:
Moroni takes the reins dissecting the evolution of God's character from an Old Testament enforcer to a New Testament love guru. The hosts hilariously rewrite sacrament prayers in various styles, poking fun at the contradictions between teachings and practices within the Mormon Church. They explore everything from tithing to leadership compensation, all while keeping the tone light-hearted and delightfully critical.
History:
Abigail delves into the fascinating history of the Dixie Wine Mission in Southern Utah, where church and wine had a wild love affair. From George Jarvis and his grape-growing adventures to the demise of Southern Utah's wine industry, the hosts paint a picture of Mormons trying to balance their piety and love for the grape. Tiny cups become the unsung heroes, saving sacraments from backwash disasters and influenza outbreaks. Selden Clausen, the unsung cup crusader, gets a nod as the episode bows out with a dedication to the saviors of dry Mormon throats – the tiny cups. Cheers to history, tiny cups, and the absurdity of it all!

Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..
If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.
And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

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Intro:
In the riveting opening act, our hosts embark on a journey of name fusion that rivals the complexity of a Marvel Cinematic Universe plotline. Pedro Pascal's personal life takes an unexpected detour, leading to dreamy "quarple" scenarios involving Lena Headey and Jeff Goldblum. Amidst the chaos, aaaAAAaaa manages to concoct a cocktail named "Jesus Faced," a beverage more diverse than your neighbor's conspiracy theories. Sip along as they share the recipe, make pronunciation jokes, and nonchalantly introduce a sponsor, because what's a podcast without a dash of capitalism?
Scriptures:
Abish takes us on a wild ride through the Book of Mormon, dissecting chapters with the finesse of a literary critic on caffeine. Chapters 15 to 18 of 3rd Nephi get a Letterkenny-style makeover, leaving us wondering if Joseph Smith was secretly a fan of quirky Canadian humor. Our hosts delve into Jesus' Nephite escapades, including a magical wine party that makes Bacchus blush. The podcast takes an unexpected turn into Nephite larping, with the sacrament reenactment being as serious as your aunt's love for cat sweaters. Personal anecdotes are shared, emotions run high, and a potential commercial break looms in the background.
Church Teachings:
Moroni takes the reins dissecting the evolution of God's character from an Old Testament enforcer to a New Testament love guru. The hosts hilariously rewrite sacrament prayers in various styles, poking fun at the contradictions between teachings and practices within the Mormon Church. They explore everything from tithing to leadership compensation, all while keeping the tone light-hearted and delightfully critical.
History:
Abigail delves into the fascinating history of the Dixie Wine Mission in Southern Utah, where church and wine had a wild love affair. From George Jarvis and his grape-growing adventures to the demise of Southern Utah's wine industry, the hosts paint a picture of Mormons trying to balance their piety and love for the grape. Tiny cups become the unsung heroes, saving sacraments from backwash disasters and influenza outbreaks. Selden Clausen, the unsung cup crusader, gets a nod as the episode bows out with a dedication to the saviors of dry Mormon throats – the tiny cups. Cheers to history, tiny cups, and the absurdity of it all!

Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..
If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.
And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

  continue reading

74 episodes

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