Happy Labor Day - Elevator Joke (34/365)
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Thanks to http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/saints/labor_day.htm In the week before Labor Day, Eli, a poor country farmer won $480,000 in the Lottery. As a treat he took his wife and their four children to see the Labor Day parade in New York City. They booked into the Sheraton International at the corner of Park Circle and Central Park North. Having never been further than their local town, Benton in Arkansas they were bowled over by glitz and excitement of the "Big Apple". Eli and his son Clem were especially mesmerized by a shiny box with silver walls. Neither had seen an elevator before. Therefore, they were amazed when a little old lady entered the shiny box and the doors closed. The lights outside on the wall flashed for a minute, then the doors opened and out came a beautiful young woman. Eli turned to his son Clem and said, 'Son, go get your mother.'
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