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Friends of the Show Episode 44 with @TheToddWilliams
Infant Joy
I have no name
I am but two days old.—
What shall I call thee?
I happy am
Joy is my name,—
Sweet joy befall thee!
– William Blake
Todd is a great and very funny and prolific twitter joke writer, who also happens to reside in Toronto, Ontario Canada! Todd’s tweets are legendary- as is his account, everyone has surely seen his statuesque AVI or has seen his tweets here or there or everywhere! He was also in a rock band! He’s a parent! He enjoys coffee! I am very happy to introduce Todd Williams.
Todd’s Story – Touring Life with a Rock Band!
Talkin’ Twitter
Been on twitter since: December 2011
TODD’s Neil DeGrasse Tyson Moment Moment
Todd’s Tweets:
[job interview]
Me: Time travel
Boss: What is your biggest stren—WHAT?!— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 18, 2015
TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going
"Band? We thought you said ban"
TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) November 9, 2016
My Pick:
Superman could have become a doctor, using his x-ray vision to detect life threatening tumors. But no, we really needed another journalist.
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 17, 2016
Todd’s Picks:
mob boss: stick his body in the compost pile
me: wha
mob boss (grabbing my collar intently): we might be killers, but u only got one earth— keith (@ghostkrogh) October 19, 2015
The popular 70s/80s drama CHiPS was adapted from the British show "Constables of the Royal Imperial Street Patrol System (CRiSPS)"
— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) August 1, 2017
"Ha ha ha! Terrific!" – Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 5, 2012
Questions from Twitter(NEW RECORD!):
From FOTS @Markedly Mark Magark @MagarkPod, not a question – a demand:
Walk me through a day in the life of grade 9 Todd
— Mark Magark (@markedly) March 14, 2018
it’s a demand, you imbecile
— Mark Magark (@markedly) March 14, 2018
From FOTS @Dave_Cactus
Are you coming to my birthday party, you big handsome lug?
Do you have any tweets about science?
Is your real last name Magark?— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) March 14, 2018
Follow up from JEffwni
Science?
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) March 14, 2018
From FOTS Rads @FeelingEuphoric
Toddles, describe your dream date as if you were a raccoon
— Radsy (@FeelingEuphoric) March 15, 2018
From FOTS Andrew NAdeau
What’s the story behind the 4 names and how they’re broken up, 2 in your handle, 3 in your profile name?
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) March 14, 2018
From Michael @Home_Halfway
Todd, what is the best part about being 110 years old?
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) March 14, 2018
From Marf Salvador
where does he come up with his great ideas? why is he so funny? how is he so smart? why is he so handsome? etc
— Marf (@MarfSalvador) March 14, 2018
From FOTS Will @upsidedowntrash
yeah i have one.
Why?
— penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) March 14, 2018
From FOTS Brandan @LeBearGirdle
TODD! My dad wants to know how, at the age of 142, you still look so young?
— brandAn Current Year (@LeBearGirdle) March 14, 2018
From Llama in a Tux:
Yesh, I'd like to know who hish favourite Canadian prime minister ever ish, and if he could beat them in a fight.
— Lleprechaun In a Tux (@LlamaInaTux) March 15, 2018
From Thomas Brendel
TODD 'PAPI' CARLOS
A LAPTOP DISCORD
What is the most interesting disagreement you have had with someone online?
— Thomas Brendel
(@theSolemnBard) March 14, 2018
From Druuuuck!
If you suddenly became a dog, what are the first things you would a) chase and b) chew on?
— Just A Guy Pretending To Be A Duck Online (@druuuck) March 15, 2018
From Shen _ The _ Bird
Would you rather only be able to open doorknobs with your mouth or instantly switch voices with Donald Duck whenever you get a erection?
— Shen the Bird (@Shen_the_Bird) March 15, 2018
From Ojege
Please ask him “Tood, do you have to?”
— Ollie (@ojedge) March 14, 2018
What motivates Todd to continue tweeting despite lacking the ability to produce good, or even average content?
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 14, 2018
When did you first realize I was your best friend? How long you gotta suck a tree to get one bottle of maple syrup? Why aren’t they called the Toronto maple leaves? Metric system, stupid? Or just a waste of time? What was Woodstock like? Poutine or chili cheese fries?
— Boog (@BoogTweets) March 14, 2018
Two words: groupie stories
— She's A Real Genius (@ShesARealGenius) March 14, 2018
Todd,
What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever done?Follow-up question:
What’s the Toddest thing you’ve ever done?— Danny (@dundlewood) March 15, 2018
where is the treats meow?
— Sumo (@SumoMeow) March 14, 2018
From TOM @trojansauce
hi todd long time reader first time commenter
who would be your ideal dinner party guest if it was just them, me and you?
also would you rather spill milk on your legs so you smelled like old milk all day, or have bolognese inside your shoe for a day (only you know its there)?
— the banana situation (@trojansauce) March 15, 2018
From TOP FOTS Question Asker Extraordinare and your son, Timmy
1. When was the last time you locked yourself out of something (car, house, etc.)
2. You are my father, and you make the rules of the household, but can I please come inside to eat dinner with you and the rest of the family instead of in my bedroom/garage corner?— Timmy
(@TheTimmyToes) March 14, 2018
Special Write in Question from Travis @prof_hinkley “what is your favourite colour?” spelled correctly with
Very Special Beverage Club Shoutout to @JessOkFine @TooManyToes Sicily and Don-orable mention to @dongfuture
Todd is on Twitter
86 episodes
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Friends of the Show Episode 44 with @TheToddWilliams
Infant Joy
I have no name
I am but two days old.—
What shall I call thee?
I happy am
Joy is my name,—
Sweet joy befall thee!
– William Blake
Todd is a great and very funny and prolific twitter joke writer, who also happens to reside in Toronto, Ontario Canada! Todd’s tweets are legendary- as is his account, everyone has surely seen his statuesque AVI or has seen his tweets here or there or everywhere! He was also in a rock band! He’s a parent! He enjoys coffee! I am very happy to introduce Todd Williams.
Todd’s Story – Touring Life with a Rock Band!
Talkin’ Twitter
Been on twitter since: December 2011
TODD’s Neil DeGrasse Tyson Moment Moment
Todd’s Tweets:
[job interview]
Me: Time travel
Boss: What is your biggest stren—WHAT?!— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 18, 2015
TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going
"Band? We thought you said ban"
TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) November 9, 2016
My Pick:
Superman could have become a doctor, using his x-ray vision to detect life threatening tumors. But no, we really needed another journalist.
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 17, 2016
Todd’s Picks:
mob boss: stick his body in the compost pile
me: wha
mob boss (grabbing my collar intently): we might be killers, but u only got one earth— keith (@ghostkrogh) October 19, 2015
The popular 70s/80s drama CHiPS was adapted from the British show "Constables of the Royal Imperial Street Patrol System (CRiSPS)"
— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) August 1, 2017
"Ha ha ha! Terrific!" – Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 5, 2012
Questions from Twitter(NEW RECORD!):
From FOTS @Markedly Mark Magark @MagarkPod, not a question – a demand:
Walk me through a day in the life of grade 9 Todd
— Mark Magark (@markedly) March 14, 2018
it’s a demand, you imbecile
— Mark Magark (@markedly) March 14, 2018
From FOTS @Dave_Cactus
Are you coming to my birthday party, you big handsome lug?
Do you have any tweets about science?
Is your real last name Magark?— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) March 14, 2018
Follow up from JEffwni
Science?
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) March 14, 2018
From FOTS Rads @FeelingEuphoric
Toddles, describe your dream date as if you were a raccoon
— Radsy (@FeelingEuphoric) March 15, 2018
From FOTS Andrew NAdeau
What’s the story behind the 4 names and how they’re broken up, 2 in your handle, 3 in your profile name?
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) March 14, 2018
From Michael @Home_Halfway
Todd, what is the best part about being 110 years old?
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) March 14, 2018
From Marf Salvador
where does he come up with his great ideas? why is he so funny? how is he so smart? why is he so handsome? etc
— Marf (@MarfSalvador) March 14, 2018
From FOTS Will @upsidedowntrash
yeah i have one.
Why?
— penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) March 14, 2018
From FOTS Brandan @LeBearGirdle
TODD! My dad wants to know how, at the age of 142, you still look so young?
— brandAn Current Year (@LeBearGirdle) March 14, 2018
From Llama in a Tux:
Yesh, I'd like to know who hish favourite Canadian prime minister ever ish, and if he could beat them in a fight.
— Lleprechaun In a Tux (@LlamaInaTux) March 15, 2018
From Thomas Brendel
TODD 'PAPI' CARLOS
A LAPTOP DISCORD
What is the most interesting disagreement you have had with someone online?
— Thomas Brendel
(@theSolemnBard) March 14, 2018
From Druuuuck!
If you suddenly became a dog, what are the first things you would a) chase and b) chew on?
— Just A Guy Pretending To Be A Duck Online (@druuuck) March 15, 2018
From Shen _ The _ Bird
Would you rather only be able to open doorknobs with your mouth or instantly switch voices with Donald Duck whenever you get a erection?
— Shen the Bird (@Shen_the_Bird) March 15, 2018
From Ojege
Please ask him “Tood, do you have to?”
— Ollie (@ojedge) March 14, 2018
What motivates Todd to continue tweeting despite lacking the ability to produce good, or even average content?
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 14, 2018
When did you first realize I was your best friend? How long you gotta suck a tree to get one bottle of maple syrup? Why aren’t they called the Toronto maple leaves? Metric system, stupid? Or just a waste of time? What was Woodstock like? Poutine or chili cheese fries?
— Boog (@BoogTweets) March 14, 2018
Two words: groupie stories
— She's A Real Genius (@ShesARealGenius) March 14, 2018
Todd,
What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever done?Follow-up question:
What’s the Toddest thing you’ve ever done?— Danny (@dundlewood) March 15, 2018
where is the treats meow?
— Sumo (@SumoMeow) March 14, 2018
From TOM @trojansauce
hi todd long time reader first time commenter
who would be your ideal dinner party guest if it was just them, me and you?
also would you rather spill milk on your legs so you smelled like old milk all day, or have bolognese inside your shoe for a day (only you know its there)?
— the banana situation (@trojansauce) March 15, 2018
From TOP FOTS Question Asker Extraordinare and your son, Timmy
1. When was the last time you locked yourself out of something (car, house, etc.)
2. You are my father, and you make the rules of the household, but can I please come inside to eat dinner with you and the rest of the family instead of in my bedroom/garage corner?— Timmy
(@TheTimmyToes) March 14, 2018
Special Write in Question from Travis @prof_hinkley “what is your favourite colour?” spelled correctly with
Very Special Beverage Club Shoutout to @JessOkFine @TooManyToes Sicily and Don-orable mention to @dongfuture
Todd is on Twitter
86 episodes
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