Gonarch's Lair episode 44.5: Hot Cross Fun

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The second part of this riotous rite is fundamentally flooded by a roughly relevant Gonarch’s Player, which features Ross and Thom playing three retro games: Chuckie egg, Rabbit Punch, and Super 3D Noah’s Ark. The troubling troika creatively cram the remaining recording with discussions about Headspace, Clint Mansell, Sexy Parodius, Tommy Walsh, submariners, Rag’n’Bone Man, Family Fortunes, James Bond, Baileys, and various Chris Evans productions; we decide on how we would like our carcasses to be disposed of, ask our listeners to answer a hypothetical question involving a daft genie, and our most elusive Headcrab suggests a theme for episode 45. The blasphemous batch also talk about midwifery, turkey farming, hypnotism, spitting goats, fancy teacakes, polyglots, jigsaws, and milking cats; we debate the lack of funding in the creative arts sector, the annoyance of adopted misspellings, and Simon gives us a taster of his Jurassic Park stand-up routine. Beans on a plate include Thom creating a vortex, Simon rubbing the right way and Ross catapulting lambs.