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Football Scripting, Star Wars, and a Special Recipe - Episode 59
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Have you ever noticed how unlikely a Football season ends up, compared to its pre-season projection? Is there a master plan for sports? It sure looks like it might be. If you don't want to watch football, then what do you watch? The answer is Star Wars. But you probably aren't watching Star Wars like you should be..... Whether you're watching Star …
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What? We're talking about COVID-19 again? Well, when the government starts talking about mask mandates, a new jab, lockdowns, and alllllll of the same unconstitutional bullshit from 2020, I guess we need to talk about it. But WHY do we NEED to talk about it? Because WE THE PEOPLE must stand up. WE THE PEOPLE must reject and resist the unconstitutio…
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Republican vs Democrat Puppies - Episode 57
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Cognitive dissonance. WTF is that? It's the inability to accept new information, regardless of its supporting evidence, simply because it differs from your current dogma. Let's apply that to "gun control". How can we stop drunk driving deaths? Well, clearly, we can ban all sober people from driving cars. That way, no sober people can be killed by d…
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Abortions: 900k/yr. Gun Homicide: 15k/yr. - Episode 56
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Guns are "scary", right? Our children are in danger of being killed by guns in droves.......right? Welllllll, that's not what data tells us. In fact, one of the most dangerous places a child can be, is in the womb. What the fuck?! Let's talk about that...... Be sure to hit us up on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and/or send us an email. Hell, maybe we…
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Boys Have a Penis, Girls Have a Vagina - Episode 55
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Gender. What the fuck is it? Biological fact? Something you can "choose"? Does your "gender" differ from your "sex"? How does it affect your reality? Is it a mental health issue? How does it impact our society? We're trying to figure this shit out, together -- with you! Be sure to hit us up on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and/or send us an email. He…
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Being Functional in a Dysfunctional World - Episode 54
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We're trying to make logical sense of what the fuck our world is turning in to. They scream gun control , to "save" our children, but not when it pertains to saving the life of an unborn child. They say gun control to stop violent crime, but the cities that have the most strict gun laws have the highest violent crime rates. They say hate "this" per…
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Opinions, Cruelty, & The Paradox of Tolerance - Episode 53
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Everyone has the right to their opinion, and they're all equal....right? What if someone's opinion allows them to harm another person? Should such an opinion be tolerated? You probably IMMEDIATELY thought, "hell no!". What if I told you that we have been and are being conditioned to tolerate such opinions in society. But how? Why? To what end? That…
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Gnostic Cosmology & Alternative Thought with The Juan - Episode 52
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Multiple dimensions of existence, King Solomon's magic, Divine Feminine, the Law of Attraction and ooooohhh so many more topics were purposefully left out of what we now call the Christian Bible. But why? The study of such extra-canonical works is called Gnosticism. The Gnostics and the excluded "false" teachings they studied were deemed heretics b…
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Equality vs Equity...With All Things Being Equal - Episode 51
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Equality. Equity. What do these words mean in a social context? That's a question we need to be able to answer considering how hotly they're being thrown around our society, don't ya think? Are we massively oversimplifying the conversation? Is it really a "black and white" issue or is it full of many subtle shades of gray? These are the questions w…
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Emotional Triggers, Personality Types, & The Lost Art of Conflict Resolution - Episode 50
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Everyone has triggers. Everyone has a definitive personality type. Almost no one seems to be able to resolve conflicts in a healthy way. In this episode we work through an actual real life conflict in almost real time. It's amazing how interconnected your personality type and emotional triggers are when it comes to the way you approach and, hopeful…
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Double, Double Toil & Trouble: Stirring the Double Standard Pot - Episode 49
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Have you ever noticed how many double standards abound in our society? In this episode we discuss how (or is it why?) they exist, how they endure, and even dissect a few including abortion, discrimination, and gender identification, and medical mandates. We also discuss a surprisingly little-known fact about the brain that may actually account (or …
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A Psychotherapist, "The Alien," & God Walk Into a Bar... - Episode 48
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On this episode we're joined by California-based psychotherapist, author, and top iTunes podcaster, Michaela Renee Johnson......and holy shit do we have a conversation. Join us as we discuss the psychological effects of COVID19, vaccines, censorship, conspiracy theories, cancel culture, ancient aliens, organized religion, and the notion of God. It'…
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Balancing Between Being Informed & Being Afraid - Episode 47
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How do you stay informed without falling prey to fear, panic, depression, and anxiety......especially when it seems as if the world is teetering on the edge of oblivion? Where is the balance? What are the facts? Who can we trust? These are the questions we discuss on this episode. Be sure to hit us up on Instagram, Twitter, or send us an email Func…
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An Eye-Opening Glimpse Into Being Homeless Through a Convo With a Person Without a Home - Episode 46
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Have you ever had a conversation with a "homeless person"? Yeah, me neither....until now. Eye-opening is an understatement. If you don't have a reality check, a few laughs, and probably tear up a time or two from this episode, then you probably don't have a soul to begin with. Check out this episode with Eric Hunt from the Eric & Gord: What If We'r…
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Prejudice, Gun Control, & Vaccine Passports - Episode 45
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Equality in culture and practice, the 2nd Amendment, "mass" shootings, vaccine passport restrictions, and transgender sports are just a few of the topics we discuss in this episode. But ya know what? We don't talk about these polarizing topics from the perspective of being "right". We want to hear what YOU think. We welcome continued conversation w…
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Ways to IMMEDIATELY Reduce Stress, Fight Anxiety, and Boost Your Immune System That You've Never Heard Of - Episode 44
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What if there was a certain music that you could listen to that had scientifically proven health benefits that include: reduced stress and anxiety, increased immune system function, nervous system health, and hormone balancing. Sounds too good to be true doesn't it? Well study after study after study shows that such a music actually exists. And it'…
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The "Equalizer" of Double Standards - Episode 43
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Do you watch the new show that stars Queen Latifah, called "The Equalizer"? It's a TV series take on the Denzel Washington movies, that are a take on a book series by Michael Sloan. In this episode we break down a first impression of the show, as a whole, but also get into the social innuendo of the show. In Episode 4 of the the first season of The…
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Cancel Culture: This is NOT The Way - Episode 42
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We stand at the edge of a precipice. Hate has NOT been eradicated in our society, it has been embraced, encouraged, and rebranded. If you have an opinion that differs from the iron triangle that is made up of politicians, media, and big business, you are at risk of being cursed, discriminated, denied civil rights, refused healthcare, lose your job,…
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How the Subtly Subliminal Shapes Our Psyche - Episode 41
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The news media gets a lot of attention for being biased and slanted, but what about movies and TV shows? Wouldn't it be easier to program your thinking and or influence your thought process through characters that you're invested in? Does it catch your attention when TV shows or movies reinforce and/or push political or social ideas? Be sure to hit…
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Opinions Are Like Assholes. Everyone Has Them, & Most of Them Stink - Episode 40
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Join us as we journey down the rabbit hole of opinions, and the slippery slope of subconsciously believing that your opinions are the absolute truth, or even just a fact -- rather than just your opinion. And what happens when you use your opinions as a measuring stick to judge the "goodness" of other people? Hmmm..... In this episode Jeffrey and He…
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Emotional Abuse, Self Defense, & Helen Keller - Episode 39
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Are you a different person depending on who you're around? Does someone make you feel like your opinion doesn't matter? In this episode, Jeffrey & Mills open up about their own baggage and abuse in a way that is rarely experienced. Why? Because they they KNOW that a fuck ton of folks are experiencing the same things, but feel alone and trapped. You…
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Love, Weed, & Self-Awareness - Episode 38
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What do you get when you combine good convo about weed, love, self-reflection, sarcasm, and a lot of laughter? This podcast episode! Join Jeffrey Davis and first-time guest, Josh Cook, as they dive deep, laugh hard, and discuss love, self awareness, and weed. Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via email at FunctionallyDysfunct…
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2020 has been a shit show. Covid is NOT the problem. What is? The mental health crisis. Depression is on the rise. Suicide rates are at an all time high. Humanity is not ok. Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via email at FunctionallyDysfunctionalShow@gmail.comBy Jeffrey Davis
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Cancel Culture, Handguns, & the 2020 Election - Episode 36
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Don't like someone? "Canceled". Someone expressing a different opinion than yours? "Karen". What the actual fuck? In this episode we talk about this weird ass cancel culture, handguns & gun control, the Rachel Brathen death threats, and the relative shit storm that is the 2020 United States Presidential election. Sounds like a crazy conversation, b…
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"Due to Covid", we took an unscheduled break, but we're back to our regularly scheduled programming! Everything is "due to covid" right now, so what better to blame, ya know? In this 5M3, your mind will be melted as you ponder the correlation between being stressed and eating desserts. Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via em…
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Even Smart People Have Biases - Episode 35
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We the people....wait, we the who? What is the best type of government? Is there one? Does the almighty dollar rule everything? Are politicians truly elected or are they purchased? Everyone has a perspective and opinion, and -- gasp -- a bias. Does that make one group of people inherently "right" or "wrong". Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instag…
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Can we really know the truth of the world we live in? Is fear inherently a bad thing? Is our healthy fear exploited by people in power to manipulate us and hide truth? Do we allow ourselves to be censored by government? Can we really ever know the truth that is suppressed and censored from us? Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, o…
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Tip Your Mailman, Love Your Neighbor, & Don't F*cking Discriminate - Episode 33
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In this episode we talk about why you should tip your mail carrier, sky cap, and peg men for money. Wait, what? You'll have to listen to understand. Jeffrey and Mills also talk about white privilege, black lives matter, double standards, profiling, and the overarching problem of discrimination. Join us as we dig deep into some sticky topics that we…
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BLM, Ancient Aliens, & a First Responder Walk Into a Bar... - Episode 32
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Why has the world been burning and people been fighting with each other since the beginning of recorded history? Why are we fighting the same battles that we fought thousands of years ago? Should we trust in Jared Padalecki and Jenson Ackles? What about Erich von Däniken or Giorgio Tsoukalos? What about politicians and philanthropists? Who should w…
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Ebony & Ivory Discuss Racism In Harmony - Episode 31
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A white guy and a black guy talk about some touchy and confusing shit such as black lives matter, all lives matter, color blindness, white privilege, prejudice, police brutality, and oh so much more. How the hell did we get here? What is the Black Lives Matter movement? Is "All Lives Matter" racist? What does it all actually mean? What's the histor…
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George Floyd: WTF?! vs Racism vs Humanity - Episode 30
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How the hell can a police officer murder a man restrained in cuffs? This is an absolutely abhorrent and inexcusable act of inhumanity. But is race the issue? Why is racism a thing? Can we really not get beyond race? Are we not all the same human species? How can one HUMAN treat another HUMAN like this? How can a human kill another human just becaus…
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Masks and COVID19: Are They Bullsh*t or a True Necessity - Episode 29
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You're a bad person if you don't wear a mask. You're a dumb ass if you do. Which is it? Do they actually help anything? Should masks be mandatory? Are we putting the cart before the horse and becoming the frog in the pot of water where the heat is being slowly turned up on us? What if minor issues like masks are being put in the limelight to keep p…
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How effective is your mask at preventing viruses from reaching your nose and mouth, when a fart can be so persistently potent, against all odds? Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via email at FunctionallyDysfunctionalShow@gmail.comBy Jeffrey Davis
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Are we alone in the universe? Are we alone on our planet? What if life existed beyond this little blue-green rock? What if that alien intelligence has been shaping our society and species and existence since our beginning? What if every religious text in existence actually describes alien interaction, abductions, and guidance in ancient times? What…
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TV Shows & Movies You NEED To Watch...Quarantine or Not -- Episode 27
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It's ok to not be ok. When you find yourself feeling paralyzed, down, or in need of a day on the couch binging a new show or watching a good movie, we've got yo' back. On this episode we talk briefly about why it's ok to not be ok, and then go in depth on TV shows, Netflix/Amazon Prime/etc originals, and movies that are ABSOLUTELY worth checking ou…
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Anticipatory Anxiety, Dealing With Stress, and How To Not Be a Menace In South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood -- Episode 26
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What do you do when the fear of what MIGHT happen in a given scenario keeps you from doing something you might enjoy and/or benefit from? We continue our conversation about the question that governs our every day lives..."What if?". How do you deal with stress in your life? Is it helpful or actually even more damaging? The key is to not be a menace…
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"What If...?": The Dangerous Questions We Let Rule Our Lives - Episode 25
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What if I don't follow the rules? What if I had of left five minutes early and been involved in that car crash? What if I can't find a job after leaving the job that's killing me? What if I die in a plane crash? What if I don't believe in a god? What if, what if, what if??? It's a subconscious question that we ask ourselves more than anything else …
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Can You Eat Tasty Treats and Look Good Naked? - 5M3
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We're back! Thanks so much for the support while the COVID-19 drama llama resulted in not being able to record and connect with all you awesome peeps for a few weeks. But we're back with this week's 5M3 and our regular recording and episode release schedule! Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via email at FunctionallyDysfuncti…
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Many of us are falling on hard times as a result of the current COVID-19 hysteria. Is it insensitive to feel angry or hurt or confused or sad? Is it selfish to mourn the loss of your business or livelihood? Is it ok to express your true feelings? If it is necessary, it absolutely is. Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via emai…
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COVID 19: Fallout, Small Biz, & The Few vs. The Many - Episode 24
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Quarantines, small business closers, panic buying, and over-crowded hospitals.....but why? In this episode we discuss the age old question of what matters most, the needs of the few or the needs of the many? How many jobs is a life worth? Does it matter which life? Does all life matter equally? All very sticky questions to discuss, but all very imp…
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COVID 19: Bullsh*t, Legit, or Somewhere Betwixt? - Episode 23
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Buckle up campers. In this episode we have spirited discussion about how big of a threat the COVID-19 virus actually is to our society. Is it a media frenzy? Is it a legit pandemic? Is it a measure of social control? Is it simply the evolutionary process at work? Or is it somewhere in the middle of that shit storm? Whereas we normally have just two…
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After seeing how the public reacts to the Coronavirus, it's no wonder the government hasn't told us about aliens. Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via email at FunctionallyDysfunctionalShow@gmail.com. We wanna hear what you think.By Jeffrey Davis
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Faith & Logic: Can You Have Both? - Episode 22
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Faith and logic. Is there a never-ending war between them or are they closer to two sides of the same coin than we think? Can they coexist within the same person? Can a person have faith in a deity while also being highly logical? Or are faith and logic mutually exclusive? Are they two separate paths that never intersect somewhere off in the distan…
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Full Moon, Friday the 13th, and Time Change, Oh My! - 5M3
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This week is "spring forward", a full moon, Friday the 13th, and the spread of the Coronavirus. The universe MIGHT just implode this week. But maybe not. Either way, smoke em if ya got em and be present, always. Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via email at FunctionallyDysfunctionalShow@gmail.com. We wanna hear what you thin…
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Tornado Tears Through Our Hometown of Nashville - Episode 21
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This week, our hometown of Nashville was ravaged by a terrible Tornado. And it wasn't just our hometown, it was the very neighborhood that we record this podcast from. This episode, we talk about what it was like to live through it, what the destruction has been like to witness, how the community has come together, and also.....the ridiculous and i…
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In this Five Minute Monday Meditation, we discuss why relationships are like farts.....and why you shouldn't trust the ones that you have to force. We talk even more about this in our episode, "What Is Love...Actually?". Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via email at FunctionallyDysfunctionalShow@gmail.com. We wanna hear what…
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Go Forth and Cuss....It's Good For You - Episode 20
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Why do some people love to cuss? Why do some people hate to hear it? Why are people with neurological issues that prevent them from using "regular" words able to string together an eloquent chain of curse words? In this episode we break down factual psychological data and social constructs behind using the always taboo, yet always cathartic profani…
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Get a chuckle, roll your eyes, and maybe even think just a little bit with a 5 Minute Monday Mediation (that's a 5M3.....get it?). In this episode, we learn how to fold your worries into paper airplanes and turn them into flying f*cks. Be sure to hit us up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or via email at FunctionallyDysfunctionalShow@gmail.com. We …
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Handguns: Self Defense or a Huge Risk? - Episode 19
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In this episode we sit down with a firearms and self defense professional, who has chosen to remain anonymous so that she can speak her true mind about the issue of gun control, legislation, ownership, and all that goes with those things. Is it every American's right to own a gun? Does gun control legislation actually make life more dangerous for t…
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Helen Mirren: "Tell People to F*ck Off More Often" - 5M3
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Get a chuckle, roll your eyes, and maybe even think just a little bit with a 5 Minute Monday Mediation (that's a 5M3.....get it?). In this episode, Helen Mirren tells us what she would say to her younger self. And you know what? It's to tell herself to tell people to f*ck off more often. Translation: Don't be afraid to SET BOUNDARIES FOR YOURSELF! …
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